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Legendary Threads

A work-in-progress index of totse's biggest and most-remembered surviving threads - the ones worth reading first if you only have time for a few. Selection is a mix of hard numbers (100+ surviving posts, active before the site's 2009 shutdown) and specific threads people still talk about by name years later. This list will grow as more of the archive gets recovered. For the full recovery numbers by forum, see the Recovery Stats page.
Night Ops (the full series)
Totse's longest-running recurring thread series - recovered from real PDF print-exports hosted on the community's own successor site, nightops.net, since totse.com's own captures don't cover most of it.
Thread Started By Forum Posts Years Active
Night Ops (the original) Infrared Bad Ideas 966 2003–2007
Night Ops II Infrared Bad Ideas 167 2004
Night Ops III bangbangbooty Bad Ideas 787 2004
Night Ops IV heisler Bad Ideas 1044 2004–2005
Night Ops V Vizzini Bad Ideas 601 2005
Night Ops VI Vizzini Bad Ideas 401 2005
Night Ops VII Vizzini Bad Ideas 33 2006
Night Ops IX Psychlonic Bad Ideas 349 2008
Night Ops X Psychlonic Bad Ideas 49 2009
Specifically Requested Legends
Specific threads people still bring up by name, rather than ones that made the list by post count alone.
Thread Started By Forum Posts Years Active
Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass (the HTS-Noob classic) HTS-Noob Sex and Affection 25 2006
YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS (the "mirror in the river" hoax) zer0 c00l Science of the Damned ? 2007
I am trying jenkem tomorrow (the jenkem hoax) pickwick Better Living Through Chemistry 10 2007
ArmsMerchant's Threads (41)
Every surviving thread ArmsMerchant started with more than 25 replies - per explicit request, not a post-count cutoff like the section below. Re-scanned fresh on every rebuild, so newly-recovered threads join automatically.
Thread Started By Forum Posts Years Active
the all-new psychic readings thread ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 209 2008–2009
The "official" psychic readings thread ArmsMerchant Conspiracy! 161 2005–2006
predictions for 2007 ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 123 2007–2008
the seven faces of God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 119 2008
Mother Theresa--closet atheist? ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 85 2007–2008
how one becomes a shaman ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 74 2007–2008
what does God want? ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 73 2007–2008
Both sides keep getting it wrong. . . . ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 65 2007–2008
crystals power: inherant or not? ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 65 2008
a few words about "evidence" and "proof" ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 62 2006
why magick works ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 61 2007–2008
If you could stand before God. . . . ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 59 2004–2005
banish "better" ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 59 2006–2008
Sarah's latest, greatest lie ArmsMerchant Politics: Left, Right, and Center 50 2008
status reports ArmsMerchant Mods and Admins 49 2007
Albert Einstein on spirituality ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 49 2008
knowledge, belief, and reality ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 46 2007–2008
Drivers--use headlights 24/7 ArmsMerchant Spurious Generalities 45 2006–2008
"Judge not. . . . ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 45 2008
seven stages of spiritual consciousness ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 45 2008
sex and religion ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 44 2008
more Papal bull ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 42 2007
a concise definition of God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 42 2008
appropriate use of Ouija ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 41 2007
ten keys to spiritual growth ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 37 2008
Pistol-packing Pastor Update ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 35 2003
God is NOT "on our side" ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 34 2007
no more hell ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 34 2008
talking with God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 34 2008
another message from God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 34 2008
defining God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 33 2007–2008
a few words about ghosts ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 32 2007–2008
new forum title, header? ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 32 2008
a few words about agnostics ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 31 2006
Redskin religion ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 30 2007–2008
talking with God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 29 2008
23 and the law of fives ArmsMerchant Science of the Damned 29 2008
Great Disappointments--sequels that suck ArmsMerchant Moving Pictures 29 2008
a theology of separation ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 28 2008
new survey on religion in America ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 28 2008
request to de-mod Slave of the Beast ArmsMerchant Mods and Admins 27 2007
100+ Surviving Posts, Pre-2009 (193 threads)
Every surviving thread with more than 100 posts, active before 2009 (when totse.com shut down), sorted by size. Counts landing on exactly 250 are shown as "250+" - that number looks like a display cap in some of the source captures rather than the thread's true final size, so treat it as a floor, not exact.
Thread Started By Forum Posts Years Active
THE Porn thread SpaceFalcon2001 I Found it on the Web 2683 2004–2006
Pyro Related Random Thread ( PRRT ) #27 30-06 Backyard Ballistics 1006 2005–2006
Origins and Civil Liberties Digital_Savior My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 886 2006–2007
To all religious people on this BBS MesserschmidtBf109 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 756 2001–2003
The OFFICIAL cannabis growing thread Neptune The Great Outdoors 612 2006–2007
what are you listening to right now? syphon detonator ... and Rock and Roll 525 2002–2003
My dear, Abrahim, you are flawed in your theories... potentgirt My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 377 2006
get your torches ready--another Christian theophany My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 359 2006
Atheists, I pose you this question dopeboy23 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 311 2007
Interested in Islam? Ask Questions here! Abrahim My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 261 2006
Free Streaming Porn! bunghole I Found it on the Web 253 2002–2004
Mod Changes Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 251 2008
We're back! Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 250+ 2006
When you haven't heard from me in a while... Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 250+ 2006
Sunday night Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 250+ 2006
Jeff, PLEASE help out me and Zok acidmelt News of the Temple 250+ 2006
New links Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 250+ 2006
Replacement for UBB Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 250+ 2006
I'm a satanist, but I have to go to church ArchVile My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 250+ 2005
Being a Good Person vs. Being Christian hungryhippie My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 250+ 2005
Do you guys think that creationism should be taught in school? Some Old Drunk Guy My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 250+ 2005
I need 40 volunteers for an experiment. IanBoyd3 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 250+ 2006
Pyro related random thread (PRRT) tryptamine Backyard Ballistics 250+ 2003
The Bullshit Thread IV stateofhack Laboratory Tips 250+ 2008
The 'Rate Me' Thread Pt. 2 rabbhimself Set the Style 250+ 2008
DIY RELIGION . AND WHY NOT.... SKMC My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 249 2000–2001
THE Free Stuff Thread XXIV xenosss I Found it on the Web 240 2007
Anyone voting for a 3rd party candidate is an idiot DerDrache Politics: Left, Right, and Center 222 2008
Just switched over to vBulletin... Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 221 2007–2008
Evolution Vs Intelligent Design in school iSoape My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 217 2006
Ask the admin. Wintermute News of the Temple 215 2005
What is up with abortion idiots? HomerJay603 Politics: Left, Right, and Center 194 2002
longest thread ever by one person yeti Bitch and Moan 193 2002
Why I believe in god. Just look up in the sky (Long) SAS25 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 191 2007–2008
god can't be that nice a guy.... Sarith My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 189 2005
CALVINBALL!!!!! Slayer Games People Play 188 2001–2002
Load-testing vBulletin today Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 185 2007–2008
Evolution is no science choytw My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 179 2004
Dinosaurs HandicapParking My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 179 2005
The REAL Ultimate BBS - Feature Suggestions enigma News of the Temple 172 2001
The general martial arts thread zumtream Weapons and Combat 171 2006
What totse is about. Wintermute News of the Temple 169 2005–2007
Jeff, a female supermod? jackketch Mods and Admins 168 2007
Donate Button Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 166 2004–2005
Official Metaphysicist Bitch Thread Vol. II nshanin Bitch and Moan 166 2008
PROVE to Me God Actually Exists MasterMind420 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 164 2005
Only Post If you Are In the Witch Brood/Vampyre Coven junipersorrow My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 163 2006
Can God Create A Rock So Heavy... VolatileShiftInPersona My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 163 2006
Another example of Muslim "peace"... Digital_Savior My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 162 2004
Why isn't eugenics being taken seriously? darkwonders Green Planet 161 2007
Disproven BrokeProphet My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 161 2007
So i was browsing Wikipedia... The Swede Weapons and Combat 161 2008
The Ultimate Absurdity of Christianity Raw_Power My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 160 2006
Atheism: The Ultimate Antithesis (an unlikely proof of God) Digital_Savior My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 159 2005
Even more changes. Wintermute News of the Temple 158 2005
The World's Most Offensive Religion(WBC) KamikazePimp My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 157 2008
I know evolution is a bunch of BS but can someone tell me what the evolutionists say" SAMMY249 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 156 2006
Abortion. aTribeCalledSean My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 154 2004
I Have Found Hell... Metalligod My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 152 2004
God does NOT exist.. 4nal Discharg3 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 152 2004
Freewill, Is there such a thing? GodisHypocrisy My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 152 2006
How many of you out there are atheists? Deus_Literia My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 152 2006
Getting to know your fellow moderator. Social Junker Mods and Admins 151 2007
You ; Son of the Bitch ! The Methematician Bitch and Moan 151 2008
Whats Good about my life magician Sex and Affection 150 2001
A Tribute to the Bravest Man in History ChuckStone Politics: Left, Right, and Center 150 2002
Obama- "I think that when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" Mack09 Politics: Left, Right, and Center 149 2008
Feature Suggestions enigma News of the Temple 149 2000–2001
whats the best book you ever read? mcfryed Printed Matter 149 2002–2003
A few questions for those of you who defend the bible Cyr0xos My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 147 2006–2007
Abortion dearestnight_falcon My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 146 2004
Islam 5 7 0 Y V 3 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 146 2004
stupid extremists johnny doe Politics: Left, Right, and Center 146 2002
My Argument Against God Daz My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 145 2005
Screenshots of the Mod Forum / Jeff, please demod Neptune Entheogenic Mods and Admins 145 2007
Converting to Islam!?! Help... isTHATso My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 143 2007
The TRUE Religion. Which is Right? Abrahim My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 142 2006
The US Government wants Jimmy Carter to turn Cuba into a fucking resort. TheMouse Politics: Left, Right, and Center 142 2002
So is god -really- going to hold it against me? deptstoremook My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 141 2004
Who would you fight for? Who's Your Daddy? News of the World 141 2002
Hobbits MasterPython My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 140 2004
Ask A Scientologist! Digital_Thetan My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 140 2006
Which Faith Do You Align Yourself With? POLL multi answer. jackketch My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 140 2007–2008
Gun for an "end of the world' situation? J-Beth Weapons and Combat 140 2008
God Exists... Athiests are Wrong T-BagBikerStar My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 139 2005
WHAT IS GOD? Abrahim My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 139 2006
proof God cannot exist DXM User My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 139 2006–2007
Changes have been made Zok News of the Temple 138 2005
Acidmelt as Administrator Zok News of the Temple 137 2004–2005
come on you highschool athiest, answer this simple question! sawed_off_pump My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 137 2005
WTF is your problem with Atheists? netspliter My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 136 2007–2008
Athiest Domination BrokeProphet My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 136 2007
?'s for religious people ACE_187 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 136 2007
Post counts and user info. Wintermute News of the Temple 135 2003–2007
why athiests are wrong shuu My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 135 2007–2008
Simple way to improve your gas mileage Mogli of the Jungle Clean Tech 135 2008
USA---The Worlds Biggest Tyrant Vox Politics: Left, Right, and Center 134 2002
Totse's censorship and word-ban policy Zok News of the Temple 133 2004–2007
Totse's changes Zok News of the Temple 133 2005–2007
Important Questions of Christian Faith Cadabra My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 133 2005
The Car Shopping Thread smoothpyrogen Bad Ideas 133 2007–2008
The Christian God, exists? The Real My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 133 2000–2001
BBS Back On-line Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 132 2006
AK47 vs M4 Dredly Weapons and Combat 132 2008
For Unbelievers of the Word of God HellzShellz My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 131 2005
Evolution!!! Masta Thief My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 131 2007
Moderator and forum changes! Zok Mods and Admins 131 2007
Homosexuality: nature, nurture, or irrelevant? ArgonPlasma2000 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 130 2007
Bottled water banned to save environment Trousersnake Green Planet 128 2007–2008
atheism flipsideorange My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 127 2008
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Do not adjust your set. Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 125 2005–2007
Recent Events and Pending Changes. Wintermute News of the Temple 125 2005–2007
Challenge for hackers victim of a down Network (in)Security 125 2003
New Speculation: The Suffering Of God LostCause My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 125 2004
God doesn't exist, prove me wrong Me Ves y Sufres My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 125 2005
Questionable God? lemon cake My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 125 2007–2008
Football is tougher than rugby Pinball Mgruff Go Team! 125 2008
hentai devilishdestiny Anime 125 2002
i wana save you from HELL enter ISLAM princecharmant1980 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 124 2004
A response to theism... BrokeProphet My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 124 2007
N.b.a J*A*D*A Go Team! 124 2008
Car Master Keys!! Start any car using one key, open house locks too, cool markel27 Bad Ideas 124 2001
AOL.com is a banned domain Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 123 2004
a question for Christians Knave My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 122 2004
athiests are dumb Burger15 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 122 2007
creationism evidence. RAOVQ My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 121 2006–2008
Die pope, just die. bored_test_subject My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 120 2005
If you don't believe in God. w33d My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 120 2006
Script threads Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 120 2007–2008
Black Mesa: Source ArgonPlasma2000 Games People Play 120 2008
the seven faces of God ArmsMerchant My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 119 2008
No one knows for sure whats up.So be AGNOSTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AmericanJap89 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 118 2003
Stop this from becoming reality! Night Stalker 1978 Conspiracy! 118 2002–2003
Am I the only one here watching this great series? Dark_Magneto Anime 117 2008
Do people actually believe this stuff? Punk_Rocker_22 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 117 2008
Congratulations Stormy and Xippilli! Metaphysicist News of the Temple 115 2006
Now Accepting Submissions Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 114 2005–2007
Stop Having Kids Parallax Green Planet 114 2004–2005
Gospel Of Judas Surfaces After 1,700 Years LostCause My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 114 2006
A young child, of much wisdom. HellzShellz My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 114 2006
habem nova modum (we have a new mod) jackketch My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 114 2007
I am better than Digital_Savior. Snoopy My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 113 2005
I'm a pirate. SephirothAngelus Gearheads 113 2008
Goth Kids Adam The Gale Spurious Generalities 113 2002
Arguing with christians aquarius My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 112 2007
why athiesm is wrong vagabondtramp My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 112 2007
The Only Truth Obbe My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 112 2007
Global Warming: A Convenient Lie Captain Planet Green Planet 112 2007–2008
Why fight for your country? Molosh Together We Serve 112 2008
Which are your favorite terrorist organization? Cpt Death and Destruction Oh the Humanities! 112 2008
Printed Matter and Harry Potter 7 spoilers bangbangsilverhammer Mods and Admins 111 2007
20 reasons to abandon "christianity" crazy maniac My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 111 2007–2008
Should WWII Nazis be honored as veterans? Pinball Mgruff Oh the Humanities! 111 2008
New Site Design root News of the Temple 110 2003–2007
Evolution: Religion for the Morally Challenged Sniper Piper My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 109 2004
Think of this next time u bad mouth christians Vago My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 108 2004
Is homosexuality a sin? T-BagBikerStar My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 108 2005
The Obliteration of Religion unluckymoney My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 108 2007
The Official Atheists Suck Thread grungekid My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 108 2007
Totse Merchandise. Wintermute News of the Temple 107 2004–2007
I challenge you bkc My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 107 2003
I'm not asking why, I'm asking WHEN. HellzShellz My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 107 2005
There is no god... what1sth1s My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 107 2007
English words you dont like lordkiller Cunning Linguists 107 2007–2008
This Proves Intelligent Design Does NOT Exist MR.Kitty55 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 107 2008
Why Can't Brits Prnounce My Surname? jackketch Cunning Linguists 107 2008
Prizism jb_mcbean My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 106 2006
Nazi did they have the right idea? VeneFrigus Politics: Left, Right, and Center 106 2002
All this cool new Totse anti-semitism and racialism Spirit of '22 Politics: Left, Right, and Center 106 2002
Back on-line again Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 105 2005
My God shows that Your God doesn't exist. d4v3 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 105 2003
Why is it that the majority of people on totse are Atheist? ImCoolAndAwesome My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 105 2004
Losing the faith... Elephantitis Man My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 105 2006
Gay marriage Schober316 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 105 2006
Is anyone here enlightened? DerDrache My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 105 2008
proff christianity is a bunch of shit El_Muncher My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 104 2007
Category reorganization Jeff Hunter News of the Temple 104 2008
Biofuel, why it is a bad thing EtherFreak Clean Tech 103 2008
The topic that will never die. insane_blaine Bitch and Moan 103 2002
Mormon!! HomerJay603 My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 102 2004
Still don't believe in evolution? Zay My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 102 2006
Moderators Spamming forums sambob Mods and Admins 102 2007
Faith? Lion eats man My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 102 2007
Why won't god heal amputees? KikoSanchez My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 102 2007–2008
Euro 2008 thendoftheline Go Team! 102 2008
hey guys!! wake the fuck up!!!! iron_flower Sex and Affection 102 2001
A racial perspective Defiant Exile Politics: Left, Right, and Center 102 2001–2002
Proof that God exists Zman My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 101 2003
The Right To Life Digital_Savior My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 101 2005
I give up Adrenochrome My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 101 2006
How does everyone else deal with assholes on the boards? Trousersnake Mods and Admins 101 2007
OI freaks what u all look like? 96vickersc Spurious Generalities 101 2002
sucide shocker Bad Ideas 101 2001–2002
 
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