Why do the odd crashes always seem to happen on Sunday nights?

There was a corrupt file in the BBS system, and everytime someone tried to read it the system load would spike. Once I got rid of the corrupted file and reindexed everything, the problem went away.

Unless there's something else going on, I think the system has been fixed.

For now.

First Post.

Jeff I was antcipating the big change,

[This message has been edited by ICantThinkOfAnythingNow (edited 06-05-2006).]

Who's your Papi?

There was one friday night my time too

Jeff, I have $110 for you. Seriously.

Email me if you can.

We wanted an update.

Danke.

[This message has been edited by toolow (edited 06-05-2006).]

No changes. Just fixes.

Still working on changes.



[This message has been edited by Jeff Hunter (edited 06-05-2006).]

Thanks.

Glad to hear it's fixed. Are there any further plans you care to share?

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Glad to hear it's fixed. Are there any further plans you care to share?



Not at the moment.

You know the BBS is down when IRC gets flooded with jirc@cloak..

glad to hear that its fixed... Good job... Thanks alot.

aawwwaaaHHHHH

Jeff, XiPPiLLi has $110 for you. Seriously.

Email him if you can.

Jeff, I raised some money through the BBS, and I've been trying to get a hold of you.

Kind of like an unofficial fundraiser. I've got $110 here with your name on it from many different totse users.

Just let me know the info needed to get it to you.

^^^

Jeff, Getting a reply from you is friggin' sweet!

I took a screen shot in time before you edited your post you sly devil

http://tinyurl.com/jahdj

Our savior.

*bows*

Say somthing witty about me.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

There was one friday night my time too

There was a (brief) network outage about 4:00am Friday morning (PDT). By the time I logged in to check, the network was already back up.

(My ISP was probably cutting in new circuits for the NSA.)

You can send the $110 to me, I'll send it to Jeff for you. Email me for details.

quote:Originally posted by ICantThinkOfAnythingNow:

Jeff, Getting a reply from you is friggin' sweet!

I took a screen shot in time before you edited your post you sly devil

http://tinyurl.com/jahdj

LOL, I saw that. Pwned by Jeff Hunter of all people.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:



(My ISP was probably cutting in new circuits for the NSA.)

Seriously?

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

Jeff, I raised some money through the BBS, and I've been trying to get a hold of you.

Kind of like an unofficial fundraiser. I've got $110 here with your name on it from many different totse users.

Just let me know the info needed to get it to you.

Don't do it, Xip's a stalker!!

He'll get you alone in your bedroom with the door locked and your mum downstairs watching telly with the volume up really loud and some crap soap opera on, then he'll poop all over your face.

quote:Originally posted by Giomanach:

Don't do it, Xip's a stalker!!

He'll get you alone in your bedroom with the door locked and your mum downstairs watching telly with the volume up really loud and some crap soap opera on, then he'll poop all over your face.

Some of that money came from you, you know.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

Some of that money came from you, you know.

I do know. I'm banking on Jeff recognising a joke.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

Some of that money came from you, you know.

And me, and I for one would like to see it finally get where its supposed to go

wtf



[This message has been edited by Your Papi (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

There was a (brief) network outage about 4:00am Friday morning (PDT). By the time I logged in to check, the network was already back up.

(My ISP was probably cutting in new circuits for the NSA.)



jeff, the NSA dies it better then that. we know this was the work of MI6 or whatever the brits have.

I read on wikipedia that someone hacked totse.... and someone threatend to in Go Team!

quote:Originally posted by ICantThinkOfAnythingNow:

Jeff, Getting a reply from you is friggin' sweet!

I'm sorry your life is so dull that my reply is a noteworthy event.

quote:Originally posted by ICantThinkOfAnythingNow:

I took a screen shot in time before you edited your post you sly devil

http://tinyurl.com/jahdj

You expected me to leave it after you changed YOUR post? That would look mean.

Seriously though, why do people bother to post "first post" and "new page" and THAT'S ALL? Seems very MySpacey. If you have something to say, say it, but I don't think that being the first to post a reply or generate a new page is particularly interesting. It makes it look like you couldn't take the time to think of something worth saying.

Aren't we worth it?

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Aren't we worth it?

I'm not

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

I'm sorry your life is so dull that my reply is a noteworthy event.

Hows it feel to have so many people regard you as a god?

[This message has been edited by TheAlmightyVineMan (edited 06-05-2006).]

jeff, will the updates include a donate button. i know many of us hate paypal, but we--and im sure you--would enjoy a donate button.

thanks

~Arete

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

You expected me to leave it after you changed YOUR post? That would look mean.

Seriously though, why do people bother to post "first post" and "new page" and THAT'S ALL? Seems very MySpacey. If you have something to say, say it, but I don't think that being the first to post a reply or generate a new page is particularly interesting. It makes it look like you couldn't take the time to think of something worth saying.

Aren't we worth it?

Well maybe if you posted a bit more it wouldnt seem as much of a big deal, it seems as though you only post in this forum. Also I was so excited that it was opened I didnt think, but I changed it quickly to my question.



I still love you.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

You expected me to leave it after you changed YOUR post? That would look mean.

Seriously though, why do people bother to post "first post" and "new page" and THAT'S ALL? Seems very MySpacey. If you have something to say, say it, but I don't think that being the first to post a reply or generate a new page is particularly interesting. It makes it look like you couldn't take the time to think of something worth saying.

Aren't we worth it?

Jeff, I think that the fact that you so rarely post leads many users to see you as an inaccessable savior/God icon rather than a fellow human being.

Thanks. In general.

thanks for the restoration, you are greatly loved!

quote:(My ISP was probably cutting in new circuits for the NSA.)

That comes standard equipment.

quote:Originally posted by XiPPiLLi:

I've got $110 here with your name on it from many different totse users.

Just let me know the info needed to get it to you.

Thank you very much. I thought totse.com's mailing address was in the FAQ, but it was missing, so I just added it back in under "Contact Information".

Thanks Jeff.

Omg jeff hunter <3

I was going nuts, thought it was going down again!

I'm quite surprised.

Jeff doesn't tend to post too much (someone who has a life).

But here he is telling us Totseans the right way to do things, setting examples.

Pretty funny if I'm honest, Jeff's posts make me chuckle.

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Thank you very much. I thought totse.com's mailing address was in the FAQ, but it was missing, so I just added it back in under "Contact Information".

I was actually hoping for more of a paypal kind of thing.

Last time I sent cash via mail, it never got to its destination.

We tried to send the money through adbrite with a banner that we collectively made, but the banner was too large, so I had this money sitting here.

If we can do an online transaction, that would be perfect. If you still want me to send $110 to you via usps, I could probably go for the risk if you're sure you want to do that.

quote:Originally posted by AreteVeteran:

jeff, will the updates include a donate button. i know many of us hate paypal, but we--and im sure you--would enjoy a donate button.



totse.com violates Paypal's Terms of Service. Because of that, if I opened a Paypal account they could turn it off and seize the cash in the account pretty much any time that they wanted to.

I looked at alternatives to Paypal at one time, and couldn't find any that I liked. If you have ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

Totse always seems to get hacked, the threads, the forums, the IRC etc... Whatever system your running seems to be very easily manipulated and not well secured.. maybe update it??. The system and the Forum software- Maybe use Vbulletin or Invision Board. I'm sure totse users would be willing to help with the upgrade financially if necessary.

Wonderful, In your opinion Jeff, is Totse still fulfilling its original purpose of providing free text files to the public? The frequency of newly added files has dropped and the main things that attract people here are the drug/explosive files.

EDIT: also, do you really have another account on totse?

[This message has been edited by Cyr0xos (edited 06-05-2006).]

For the record, is this you Mr. Hunter? http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2005/02/26/IMG_3381.png

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

totse.com violates Paypal's Terms of Service. Because of that, if I opened a Paypal account they could turn it off and seize the cash in the account pretty much any time that they wanted to.

I looked at alternatives to Paypal at one time, and couldn't find any that I liked. If you have ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

If you dont have a personal paypal, I could wire the money through to a bank account. Honestly, I dont trust usps with cash, but if thats the last resort, I guess I'll have to risk it.

ATTN: XiPPiLLi

Use a money order. Safe enough.

quote:Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:

Hows it feel to have so many people regard you as a god?



It has always been so. When I was a small child, crowds would follow me when I walked down the street, and complete strangers would ask if they could touch my forehead.

It's not something you ever get used to, but eventually you have to learn to accept it.

The only real problem is remembering that it's not nice to smote people and send plagues upon cities just because I've got a killer hangover.

quote:Originally posted by GatorWarrior:

I read on wikipedia that someone hacked totse.... and someone threatend to in Go Team!

You can't always believe what you read on the Internet.

edit: this post has been quoted every time I wanted to change it so I give up

[This message has been edited by potentgirt (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by potentgirt:

Jeff, did you see or hear about the kid posting in every forum about "hacking" totse on the 6th?



I would not give that much merit, it was just a troll.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

The only real problem is remembering that it's not nice to smote people and send plagues upon cities just because I've got a killer hangover.

*smite

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

totse.com violates Paypal's Terms of Service. Because of that, if I opened a Paypal account they could turn it off and seize the cash in the account pretty much any time that they wanted to.

I looked at alternatives to Paypal at one time, and couldn't find any that I liked. If you have ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

well on the Something Awful forums, you have to pay a one time fee for access.

well you could do it like that just to trick paypal

make the donation an optional service fee, so that any totse member could sign up for 'special donation access' that doesnt really get you anything--or only gets you some small reward like the PBS people do --but would be a way to donate money to the site

the reward could actually be a Supporter title where Regular, or Moderator title usually shows...

but it could be set up so that you could sign up for $5, $10, $20, etc etc service

that way, it isnt technically a donation...

that or "sell" donations on ebay

sorry if any of this is confusing, and thanks for replying to the first post

~Arete

EDIT: Could all you bastards coming in this thread to say 'ZOMG its Jeff!!!' and shit like that please GTFO, cus youre only making the thread a trafficjam, and some of us have real concerns being adressed

kthxbi



[This message has been edited by AreteVeteran (edited 06-05-2006).]

Jeff Hunter, do you know when you're going to make the large change to the forum like you said quite some time ago?

I was wondering when you were going to do that... I've been waiting for a big change with the forum and site for quite some time.

quote:Originally posted by potentgirt:

Jeff, did you see or hear about the kid posting in every forum about "hacking" totse on the 6th?

edit: crap, where is that post



Shields To Full Power!

That sounds like it would work, but more like totse selling certain status in the bbs.

Cant do that my way, though. My money is from a bunch of people (Of whom I do have a list), so I dont think I'd be able to buy status on other people's behalf.

Xippili, you could just keep the cash and post your credit card number for Jeff to write down.

And now, Jeff leaves abruptly in order to maintain his stealth like nature.

Speaking of Wikipedia, I've read various entries for totse over the past year. I've never written any of them, and every one I have read contains glaring factual errors.

I find the whole thing pretty funny. I also like the fact that totse is always listed as one of the most vandalized pages on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_vandalized_pages

quote:Originally posted by Cyr0xos:

And now, Jeff leaves abruptly in order to maintain his stealth like nature.

Or maybe just to get some sleep.

quote:Originally posted by Cyr0xos:

And now, Jeff leaves abruptly in order to maintain his stealth like nature.

this is what im talking about

one of the reasons that jeff doesnt post more, is because whenever he does, the shit hits the fan and it turns into a question/stupid remark fest...

when i first came here a year ago, he posted in an SG thread and people freaked the fuck out. i didnt understand why at the time and i still dont. hes still human you guys...it prolly gets pretty fuckin annoying the way eveyone treats him. anyone ever consider hes a normal person?

~Arete

EDIT: although im just makin this all up as a go along so [/rant]

what do you think about the donating idea?

(ill check in the morning, its 115 here)

[This message has been edited by AreteVeteran (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Speaking of Wikipedia, I've read various entries for totse over the past year. I've never written any of them, and every one I have read contains glaring factual errors.

I find the whole thing pretty funny. I also like the fact that totse is always listed as one of the most vandalized pages on Wikipedia:

http ://en.wiki pedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_vandalized_pages (http: //en.wikip edia.org/w iki/Wikipe dia:Most_v andalized_ pages)

So why don't you edit them?

EDIT: In responce to AreteVeteran:

Yea, I know the routine. I am just having fun. If Jeff was really upset, annoyed, or just tired of the same generic responses that people give when he posted, he would either post more frequently, use another name, or lock his threads. I do not know why you selected my post when there are about 20 above me that contain worse pointless banter.

[This message has been edited by Cyr0xos (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by AreteVeteran:

this is what im talking about

one of the reasons that jeff doesnt post more, is because whenever he does, the shit hits the fan and it turns into a question/stupid remark fest...

when i first came here a year ago, he posted in an SG thread and people freaked the fuck out. i didnt understand why at the time and i still dont. hes still human you guys...it prolly gets pretty fuckin annoying the way eveyone treats him. anyone ever consider hes a normal person?

~Arete

Get your tongue out of his arsehole.

quote:Originally posted by The_Lurker:

ATTN: XiPPiLLi

Use a money order. Safe enough.

Read the FAQ. I have no way to cash a money order for totse. No bank account.

There's always E-gold http://www.e-gold.com/ . totse doesn't violate their terms of service.



[This message has been edited by Jeff Hunter (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Giomanach:

Get your tongue out of his arsehole.

that^ and

It really makes totse look dumb on Wiki when the picture for the site has cinnamon and homeless misspelled

edit: haha not to mention the other tabs being a search for queercore musicians and the GNAA page



[This message has been edited by potentgirt (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Or maybe just to get some sleep.



I hear he only sleeps one hour every night and that he's building an army.

quote:Originally posted by Cyr0xos:

So why don't you edit them?

Maybe because I find the whole thing pretty funny?

Jeff- Use Alertpay if you want to recieve payments. It's quite usefull and I have used it for my business with great success.

www.alertpay.com (http://www.alertpay.com)

Good night Jeff.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

There's always E-gold http://www.e-gold.com/ . totse doesn't violate their terms of service.

I'll do E-gold if its safer. I might sign up tonight.

E: Ah, hey, if TOSs arent a problem for E-Gold, you can get donate buttons through that, right?

[This message has been edited by XiPPiLLi (edited 06-05-2006).]

Thank you Jeff.

And its good to see you stick around and anwser your threads.

Once again , thanks.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

There was a (brief) network outage about 4:00am Friday morning (PDT). By the time I logged in to check, the network was already back up.

(My ISP was probably cutting in new circuits for the NSA.)

Ok then

Animal forum?

*Giggles and hides*

[This message has been edited by kAtE- (edited 06-05-2006).]

Sounds like there's a lot of people sucking up to Jeff here...

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



Animal forum?

Jeff, any information to when multiple editors for the totse articles will be open?

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Read the FAQ. I have no way to cash a money order for totse. No bank account.

There's always E-gold http://www.e-gold.com/ . totse doesn't violate their terms of service.





Well what if it is made out to Jeff Hunter?

Or is that a pseudonym?

quote:Originally posted by The_Lurker:

Well what if it is made out to Jeff Hunter?

Or is that a pseudonym?

I was originally thinking to just make it out to Jeff himself, but I figured he just didnt want to do that.

e-gold would work, I guess.

Animal Forum?

and just cus i have respect for him doesnt make me a kiss ass

bitches....

~Arete

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

totse.com violates Paypal's Terms of Service. Because of that, if I opened a Paypal account they could turn it off and seize the cash in the account pretty much any time that they wanted to.

I looked at alternatives to Paypal at one time, and couldn't find any that I liked. If you have ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

http://www.neteller.com/ I use it for my poker transactions, seems fast and reliable. I have no set up a direct bank acount with it though (but that is an option).

Well Jeff Hunter, I havn't much to say to you, thanks for totse.com, I enjoy the forums. One thing is lacking though, and that is in fact an animal forum. I and many others would like a place dedicated to discussing our fury or scaly etc. etc. friends. So take an animal forum into consideration, I know since I'm a beggar I can't be a chooser and you do provide us this forum without charge.....but alas, animal forum is needed.

he can't do it! he just does not have the power! it's only ubb jim!!



heh star trech ftw

I want to spend Jeff money =( Don't spose you have a paypal Xip, that I could send some cash to, and you forward it to jeff then?

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Why do the odd crashes always seem to happen on Sunday nights?



Jesus hates &Totse

The NSA can't open a PayPal account! Do you know how much paperwork that would be? What address would they use? Who would take ownership of it? It would also leave an electronic paper trail, like Hanzel's bread-crumbs, right back to the wicked witch of the NSA. We don't have any handy birds around to clean up this time, now do we? C'mon guys.

*fondles Totse*

It's impressive that people put so much effort into a site, and let random people onto it.

I'm honoured to be one of those random people.

-Private message system

-Recent post search option

-New layout

-noob



Ive got 10 or 20 for you too, ill probably just mail it..

And now, he has returned to his special ed workbook

Im glad to hear the problem was fixed and also that the hot topics are working again

quote:Originally posted by Vadagar:

-Private message system

-Recent post search option

-New layout



I like Totse being so basic. You can always just ask members for an email address. A PM system is the first step on the way to signatures and avatars and eighty custom emoticons. Plus, if I remember correctly none of that is possible under the forum system Totse uses and an upgrade wouldn't come cheap.

quote:Originally posted by Vadagar:

-Private message system

-Recent post search option

-New layout

-noob ...

1. Bye bye disk space, even if they are compressed into flat files, the amount of asshat's would seriously drain storage.

2. Not a bad idea, but not a great one either, a beautiful thing about Totse's BBS is that it's not full of bullshit. (Example: Avatars, huge signatures).

3. Down to Jeff (as are all options), but I put it like this because it's like decorating your house, when you don't like the look of something you own, you 're-decorate'.

4. Yes. Yes you are.

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:

1. Bye bye disk space, even if they are compressed into flat files, the amount of asshat's would seriously drain storage.

2. Not a bad idea, but not a great one either, a beautiful thing about Totse's BBS is that it's not full of bullshit. (Example: Avatars, huge signatures).

3. Down to Jeff (as are all options), but I put it like this because it's like decorating your house, when you don't like the look of something you own, you 're-decorate'.

4. Yes. Yes you are.

- Rabb

Was he talking to you?

Edit: Good to see you posting and showing intrest in your own forum Jeff. Whenever i see someone refer to you as Jeff Hunter sometimes they say things like "If that is his real name" ... Well.. Is it?

[This message has been edited by PossesedSmurf (edited 06-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:

Was he talking to you?

Edit: Good to see you posting and showing intrest in your own forum Jeff. Whenever i see someone refer to you as Jeff Hunter sometimes they say things like "If that is his real name" ... Well.. Is it?

No, but neither was he to Mr. Happy...So shush.

And then you edit a bullshit post to ask a question that's been asked ad infinitum...

- Rabb

I didn't notice a difference...

Oh well, Jeff ftw !

ever notice how some members always post with a thumbs up? regardless of the context of their post?

that annoys me pretty bad, i can't say why but it just does.

now jeff seems to be doing this pretty bad, except he doesn't use a thumbs up, he uses none other than a lightbulb on every post.

do you do it to show you are god jeff, because you are always coming up with new ideas?

if so, WRONG!

if you were god then you'd be omniscient thus you would know everything so it would be impossible to think of anything new.

keep up the good work.

quote:Originally posted by The_Lurker:

Jeff, I think that the fact that you so rarely post leads many users to see you as an inaccessable savior/God icon rather than a fellow human being.

You can thank Christianity for that wonderful conception of divinity

Whoever said it, I think that selling special titles on eBay would be an excellent idea.

You could have 'Donor', 'Supporter', 'Financer' statuses, which go up every time you give $10 or so.

AreteVeteran god shut up man, you say you have respect, but you act as if Jeff is unable to adequately defend himself.

If he cared about the useless comments he would delete them, all you are doing is firing up the people making the comments, and having them make even more random comments.

Like the man before me said, remove tongue from his asshole and then talk.

word.

Jeff is a computerised God. He has no feelings. Do not worry about offending him/it.

quote:Originally posted by The_Lurker:

For the record, is this you Mr. Hunter? ht tp://www.t bray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2005/02/26/IMG_3381.png (http: //www.tbra y.org/ongo ing/When/2 00x/2005/0 2/26/IMG_3 381.png)

No, this is jeff hunter

http://beaconforlife.blogs.com/pastoral_coach/reflection-of-God.jpg

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

You can't always believe what you read on the Internet.

unless you found it on totse.com

quote:Originally posted by Nagasaki911:

No, this is jeff hunter

http:// beaconforlife.blogs.com/pastoral_coach/reflection-of-God.jpg (http: //beaconfo rlife.blog s.com/past oral_coach /reflectio n-of-God.j pg)

no, its not. Jeff walks on water he doesn't sink half way in

[This message has been edited by KingFisher9 (edited 06-05-2006).]

GrEeN lAnTeRn sMeLlS lIkE pOoP!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

quote:Originally posted by QStrange:

GrEeN lAnTeRn SmElLS lIkE pOoP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by KingFisher9:

no its not Jeff walks on water he doesn't sink half way in

its just an illusion so people come close, then he can lash out and destroy them

How asinine...

I never noticed it was down.

If you posted a P.O. Box, we could send you money orders in blank. Then you can filled them with your own name and then cash it out.

Just a sugestion. I'd send $10 to 20 bucks a month. I prefer to spend time here than watching cable TV.

Yay!

And I'll donate money too. XiPPiLLi (or who ever is in charge of the donations) email me at Insomniac06 at gmail dot com.

quote:Originally posted by Esperantist:



Just a sugestion. I'd send $10 to 20 bucks a month. I prefer to spend time here than watching cable TV.

I also.

Whats Your Paypal name Etc. ? Or Get A donate button ?

safe

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Why do the odd crashes always seem to happen on Sunday nights?

There was a corrupt file in the BBS system, and everytime someone tried to read it the system load would spike. Once I got rid of the corrupted file and reindexed everything, the problem went away.

Unless there's something else going on, I think the system has been fixed.

For now.



are you closing totse please god tell me now please dont do it

*sobs at the sadness*

saturday is awesome, just to let you know

This is the first time I have seen Jeff make informal posts. He seems like a great guy. It's tragically ironic that the principles upon which totse was built (freedom of speech/information, primarily, both of which I completely agree with) have resulted in the temple being overrun by a horde of teenage fuckups.

Ah man, recently i've noticed that whenever i take a piss, no matter how hard i shake at the end, a little squirt of urine always burst's out 2 seconds after i put my dick back!

quote:Originally posted by Clyro:

Ah man, recently i've noticed that whenever i take a piss, no matter how hard i shake at the end, a little squirt of urine always burst's out 2 seconds after i put my dick back!

Haha. Yeah, I get that too.

Thanks for the electronic rubber room, Jeff. It really helps sometimes.

Wow... Jeff got talkative. perhaps the world is about to end after all, I'm sure the book of revelations says something about this.

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

Wow... Jeff got talkative. perhaps the world is about to end after all, I'm sure the book of revelations says something about this.

The 7th Revelation of the Prophet Nov?

- Rabb

No... but now that you mention it, yes.

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

No... but now that you mention it, yes.

As long as flood control goes, I'm happy.

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by Clyro:

Ah man, recently i've noticed that whenever i take a piss, no matter how hard i shake at the end, a little squirt of urine always burst's out 2 seconds after i put my dick back!

I learned this from totse and I must pass it on...

Google "urethral milking" it saves many a pee stain

In Before Lock

But seriously, thanks for letting us know, and I'm looking forward to the update.

We should hypothetically mail the TOTSE P.O. box with drugs. And the watch the hilarity that ensues.

Wait I forgot, he lives in the bay area... they would be confiscated and used to test the validity of these so called "drugs" by the post office workers before they even hit CA.

hey just use western union if you have one in both your places.

JEFF HOW COULD YOU YOUR SHUTTING DOWN TOTSE

quote:Originally posted by I_am_god:

JEFF HOW COULD YOU YOUR SHUTTING DOWN TOTSE

shut up

Sunday is a good night isn't it?

{DA}

Science of the damned is a good night for sure.

whitey blue has made it here.

quote:Originally posted by potentgirt:

I learned this from totse and I must pass it on...

Google "urethral milking" it saves many a pee stain

Great name for a rock band

He's gone again hasn't he...

My life feels empty.

Jeff, Will you ever bring back the good ol' Dial in BBS system?

Back topic of the original post good work on sorting things out swiftly. Things are seemingly running smoothly.

Since you have been active in replies in this topic I might as well take the opportunity to ask what the likelihood of the creation of a animal/pet forum is.

Thank you Jeff.

Edit: kAtE- already mentioned the animal forum but the question still remains unanswered - well at least to the totse community as a whole.

[This message has been edited by Trousersnake (edited 06-07-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by KarEEmDaNIggA:

Jeff, Will you ever bring back the good ol' Dial in BBS system?

or alternatively, a text only http system? I would love to cruise around the text files in plain no-frills formatting.

Does webgasm create html pages from the text files? Do you use webgasm?

quote:Originally posted by Lundmark:

Originally posted by KarEEmDaNIggA:

Jeff, Will you ever bring back the good ol' Dial in BBS system?

or alternatively, a text only http system? I would love to cruise around the text files in plain no-frills formatting.

Does webgasm create html pages from the text files? Do you use webgasm?

download elinks and browse to your hearts content.

ATTN: Jeff Hunter!

Why Don't you post on the Totse forums anymore?

There is 3 options!

1) You do, but Not on the forums I like

2) You have another account, which you post from!

3) You Don't post at all!



Tell me!

quote:Originally posted by Criso:

ATTN: Jeff Hunter!

Why Don't you post on the Totse forums anymore?

There is 3 options!

1) You do, but Not on the forums I like

2) You have another account, which you post from!

3) You Don't post at all!



Tell me!

Probably because people freak the fuck out when he says a few words..

quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:

Probably because people freak the fuck out when he says a few words..



HaR!

WTF is dial-up....

quote:Originally posted by Criso:

ATTN: Jeff Hunter!

Why Don't you post on the Totse forums anymore?



Well who fucking made this thread then?

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Ok then

Animal forum?

*Giggles and hides*





A lot of people want one but where the hell would it go? Animals aren't an art and you couldn't throw it into science because you'd get "OMG I GOT A NEW PUPPY TODAY" and that isn't a science... There's not a place for it.

quote:Originally posted by Kati:



A lot of people want one but where the hell would it go? Animals aren't an art and you couldn't throw it into science because you'd get "OMG I GOT A NEW PUPPY TODAY" and that isn't a science... There's not a place for it.



Under 'Society'. That of 'General' seeing general is such a broad term.

Pet Forum? Fuck. That. Go to Green Planet and talk about all that nature shit there!! .

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Pet Forum? Fuck. That. Go to Green Planet and talk about all that nature shit there!! .

Are you really that stupid??

perhaps totse is being haunted by the ghost of vandals who only attack on sundays! No?

quote:Originally posted by Satans Handicaped Helper:

perhaps totse is being haunted by the ghost of vandals who only attack on sundays! No?

Can ghosts access the Internet?

Page 4! "Really, no shit!"

Anyways, I don't really have anything to say, I just felt like posting.

I never realised TOTSE was down, i'm always out it seems lately, and rarely on here.

I feel compelled to post here again. It's like I'm absorbing the healing energies of holy ground or something.

Jeff, can you tell us where J.C Stanton went?

Thanks, Jeff.

quote:Originally posted by cronic5:

We wanted an update.



Bitch and moan fag.

quote:Originally posted by KarEEmDaNIggA:

Jeff, can you tell us where J.C Stanton went?

Hmmm I remember him. I can't remember what happened though. *shrugs*

Goodness I could just sotd my ass off tonight.

[This message has been edited by ate (edited 06-10-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

totse.com violates Paypal's Terms of Service. Because of that, if I opened a Paypal account they could turn it off and seize the cash in the account pretty much any time that they wanted to.

I looked at alternatives to Paypal at one time, and couldn't find any that I liked. If you have ideas, I'm open to suggestions.

western union?

wait.. isn't jeff hunter dead?

quote:Originally posted by torx:

wait.. isn't jeff hunter dead?

Yes.

Hey Jeff.

Guess what?

My name is Jeff too!

Yeah, I figure since you're the only one on this site that comes close to my coolness that I'd tell you my name.

quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Hey Jeff.

Guess what?

My name is Jeff too!

Yeah, I figure since you're the only one on this site that comes close to my coolness that I'd tell you my name.

Yep, you're so cool you're pretty much hated everywhere on totse. I wish I was that lucky.

Jeff Hunter, you wouldn't happen to be the same Jeff Hunter that lives next door to me?

The beat kicks, then I start rockin'

What was supposed to be this supposed big thing your were planning and that was the excuse for posting a new topic in this forum?

UPDATE!

Actually, I like this BBS. Let's keep it for a bit.

bring back the old, dial-in BBS, but make it telnet-able.

And if you are the Jeff Hunter from next door, I'm SO sorry about your car.

Please don't press charges, and he said he was 16 ok?

Good work, Jeff.

Looking forward to the "changes".

No changes please i love totse as it is. It's like a freind who never leaves you, knows huge amounts about drugs and crimes, has intelligence and shares my personality. Freinds like these do not exist outside of the internet. Please don't change totse. I coulnd't live without it. *slight exageration*

Jeff,do you think we could get an animal/nature related kind of forum?

Everyone has a pet...and you know how we pet people like to show off pics off our "special friends"

Not just pets, some of our esteemed members have horses and such too.

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....

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did I just "say" special friends? Ewww.

Nobody likes furries, OK?

EUREKA JEFF, I'VE GOT IT!

He says the Wikipedia article is innaccurate. At one point in the article, it is said that a flame war left unattended by the admin caused the BBS to go down. But the truth is, JEFF HUNTER WAS THERE MONITORING IT THE ENTIRE TIME! He enjoyed it, then, since he wanted to modernize, put TOTSE on the net.

Jeff Hunter isn't this mysterious presence we all think of him as. Hell, he probably WAS Snoopy. Jeff Hunter probably monitors these forums as much as the rest of us, but he either keeps his mouth shut, or uses a different account.

quote:Originally posted by KarEEmDaNIggA:

Jeff, can you tell us where J.C Stanton went?

ive never seen jeff hunter post so much in one thread.

then i guess my assumptions were right. If you check in sg, there are lots of threads about jeff hutner and tr1p.

i always say tr1p = jeff hunter

i guess i am right

quote:Originally posted by Inti:



or uses a different account.

I wonder which account is his alter ego? I'm betting Panzerfaust0

I honestly think hated one is his alt. Possibly Meta, or MLoR, but know what would be trippy as hell? if his alt was that fag Charlie Kilo. I would tottaly shit my pants if that was the case. Nice hearing from you Jeff!

Jeff doesn't post on an ALTERNATE name.

He isn't a pussy. Don't be retarded.

Hunter.

Jeff Hunter!

Omg you are my GOD. I swear, I pray to you every night.

You're the only reason why I still havent killed myself.. I live for you.

quote:Originally posted by Inti:

EUREKA JEFF, I'VE GOT IT!

He says the Wikipedia article is innaccurate. At one point in the article, it is said that a flame war left unattended by the admin caused the BBS to go down. But the truth is, JEFF HUNTER WAS THERE MONITORING IT THE ENTIRE TIME! He enjoyed it, then, since he wanted to modernize, put TOTSE on the net.

Jeff Hunter isn't this mysterious presence we all think of him as. Hell, he probably WAS Snoopy. Jeff Hunter probably monitors these forums as much as the rest of us, but he either keeps his mouth shut, or uses a different account.

I'm fucking leaving if it turned out that Jeff posted under the alias snoopy...I fucking disliked that little dipshit...some of you kissed his ass so much it was disgusting, eventually he went mad, mad with power, all he did wad kick people from #totse. What a douche bag, totse is better w/o him and his snarky ass.

So who's the lucky team that jeff is backing for the world cup eh ?

God i hope it aint U.S.A

ENGLAND!!

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

I feel compelled to post here. It's like I'm absorbing the healing energies of holy ground or something.

Jeff Hunter is not a real person he's a myth.

http://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Patrician/Cheeky_Monkey.JPG

Hey does no one actually go on the art & design forum or do they just knock off at around lunch? I recon its only kAtE- and thats why shes the only moniter thingy.

I think that perhaps mayhaps we have too many forums?

Some of them could be combined.

Art and Design + Anime

Cunning Linguists + Eat your Words

Things like that.

{DA}

quote:Originally posted by DA:

I think that perhaps mayhaps we have too many forums?

Some of them could be combined.

Art and Design + Anime

Cunning Linguists + Eat your Words

Things like that.

{DA}

Art and Design and Anime arn't anything alike, unless ofcourse you find anime an art.

Sybils right



but the page where you look for the forums is over long the page should be updated to make it easier to see all the forums without getting lost.

quote:Originally posted by magic man:



Sybils right



but the page where you look for the forums is over long the page should be updated to make it easier to see all the forums without getting lost.

I would kill if it got changed.

Also, adding *NIX was genius.

And Jeff is gone gone gone! Run boy run!

quote:Originally posted by DA:

I think that perhaps mayhaps we have too many forums?

Some of them could be combined.

Art and Design + Anime

Cunning Linguists + Eat your Words

Things like that.

{DA}



Just... no.

quote:Originally posted by PackmanOnCrack:

Jeff Hunter!

Omg you are my GOD. I swear, I pray to you every night.

You're the only reason why I still havent killed myself.. I live for you.



Jeff says: Do It

Isn't anime an art style?

{DA}

quote:Originally posted by d0nnar:



Jeff says: Do It

Faggot, you're not Jeff Hunter if he told me to do it himself, i'll do it gladly.

The second wave came!

Jeff, I live in San Francisco. I would be willing to give you 100$. Email me: jumbar@gmail.com

quote:Originally posted by DA:

Isn't anime an art style?

{DA}

Indeed, but is not music an art? Writing? Some may consider programming an art. What about film? Building things?

JEFF HUNTER SUCKS HIS FAT COCK!

(I really want my own flame war with jeff)

quote:Originally posted by Some Old Drunk Guy:

JEFF HUNTER SUCKS HIS FAT COCK!

(I really want my own flame war with jeff)





YOU ARE GONING TO DIE !!!

Any way sum guy called halfbakedisgay2 if fucking up the halfbaked forum can somebody shoot him please ?

i ran out of ammo shooting emo's

This is just what I love about Totse. It's so specified about everything! If you want something, it won't be hard to find a forum on here where there are people who know their stuff! If we were to start merging forums people really wouldn't be that intrested anymore, cause "their little spot" where they could do their thing, is gone mixed with some other occupation which is of no real intrest to them.

quote:Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:

Hows it feel to have so many people regard you as a god?



Yeah about that...why do people regard you as god? It's not like you are more intelligent/ physically superior to anyone. Infact, if the pictures are really you...you are seriously fat and unatractive. What i'm trying to say to everyone why all the love to Jeff? I mean, he's just some guy who made a forum website. It's the site thats good, i've always imagined Jeff as a fat nerd.

Not being offensive or anything...just think its stupid who people worship the creator of a website.

quote:Originally posted by Ryan1711:

Yeah about that...why do people regard you as god? It's not like you are more intelligent/ physically superior to anyone. Infact, if the pictures are really you...you are seriously fat and unatractive. What i'm trying to say to everyone why all the love to Jeff? I mean, he's just some guy who made a forum website. It's the site thats good, i've always imagined Jeff as a fat nerd.

Not being offensive or anything...just think its stupid who people worship the creator of a website.

As a 2002 era member, I suggest you ban this worthless scumbag. Hail Jeff!

And Jeff, what do you do when you're not working on TOTSE?

Jeff, I have some seriouis stuff I need to discuss. Add me on msn, it's jameshbarfield@hotmail.com

Thanks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOTSE



*grin*

quote:Originally posted by sybil:

This is just what I love about Totse. It's so specified about everything! If you want something, it won't be hard to find a forum on here where there are people who know their stuff! If we were to start merging forums people really wouldn't be that intrested anymore, cause "their little spot" where they could do their thing, is gone mixed with some other occupation which is of no real intrest to them.



I can see that.

Thanks man.

{DA}

Is jeff aware of the spamage in SG? It's pertty bad...and they are making threats.

quote:Originally posted by Ryan1711:

Yeah about that...why do people regard you as god? It's not like you are more intelligent/ physically superior to anyone. Infact, if the pictures are really you...you are seriously fat and unatractive. What i'm trying to say to everyone why all the love to Jeff? I mean, he's just some guy who made a forum website. It's the site thats good, i've always imagined Jeff as a fat nerd.

Not being offensive or anything...just think its stupid who people worship the creator of a website.

Well, he did make totse, and this is the best site ever, so hes pretty cool. I wouldnt regard him as a "god" though

quote:Originally posted by sybil:

This is just what I love about Totse. It's so specified about everything! If you want something, it won't be hard to find a forum on here where there are people who know their stuff! If we were to start merging forums people really wouldn't be that intrested anymore, cause "their little spot" where they could do their thing, is gone mixed with some other occupation which is of no real intrest to them.

I never ment for forums to be combined i just thought that the forum list page should be updated for easier use.

Its hard to navagate

quote:Originally posted by magic man:

I never ment for forums to be combined i just thought that the forum list page should be updated for easier use.

Its hard to navagate



I disagree, I don't really have a problem with finding anything on here in an instante. Just because everything is so specified and well put out, you simply have to look and you'll find it with ease. It's not like anything could be read wrong, everything is so plaine and simple even a kid could figure it out.

quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

[B] As a 2002 era member, I suggest you ban this worthless scumbag. Hail Jeff!

[B]

Oh god! Not 2002! You registered before i did, that MUST mean you are superior to me and every way, shape and form....

Also, ban me for posting my non-offensive opinion, that may have sparked discussion. Yes, good bannable offence...'cause stopping discussions and forcing everyone to think on the same trail of thought is EXACTLY what totse is all about.

I've got to admit, i'm pretty impressed though. 2002 regristration and still n00bin it up with your complete lack of understanding and personal opinion. Go you bipolar rocket!

Hi Jeff.

A few points.

If your looking for a good paypal alternative you could use e-gold (but you already knew that) or money bookers. I don't know how you would stand with their T&C but it's a possibility.

Also, sorry if this has already been asked in this thread but I skiped a few pages when I saw the spam moving in, but what sort of things can we expect to see in the update?

Cheers

FLRX

quote:Originally posted by Ryan1711:

Oh god! Not 2002! You registered before i did, that MUST mean you are superior to me and every way, shape and form....

Also, ban me for posting my non-offensive opinion, that may have sparked discussion. Yes, good bannable offence...'cause stopping discussions and forcing everyone to think on the same trail of thought is EXACTLY what totse is all about.

I've got to admit, i'm pretty impressed though. 2002 regristration and still n00bin it up with your complete lack of understanding and personal opinion. Go you bipolar rocket!



The irony is killing me! Learn to take a joke!

quote:Originally posted by Your Papi:

Who's your Papi?

Lila Ajami is my mami.

Jeff,

My ex-coworker's company is about to go belly up over there in Livermore. If you need hardware, let me know. We've been pretty much hoarding from the place for a couple of weeks now.

Best regards,

Um... You know who this is.

Right now, it's back and getting seriously spammed by FucjHB.

At 7 pages and till counting!

Is Jeff's email posted anywhere? I'd like to give him one short, quick, sweet email. You know I'm not a spammer or anything, bah. Gimme a little love guys.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

Is Jeff's email posted anywhere? I'd like to give him one short, quick, sweet email. You know I'm not a spammer or anything, bah. Gimme a little love guys.

Well, I can't post it or anything but it's on the site.

Is this topic only for mods?

quote:Originally posted by WildApril:

Is this topic only for mods?

no

I never noticed any crashes on sunday nights.

Did somebody make the text bigger or am I just imaginining it? This better not be the big improvment or anything.

does anyone know what Mr. Hunter's full time job is and why he is away for so long at a time? and also how he has 10,000 posts if he doesnt post very often? and also who JC Stanton is>

[This message has been edited by richbitch (edited 07-02-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Der Commissar:

Did somebody make the text bigger or am I just imaginining it? This better not be the big improvment or anything.

Top the browser..view>text size

quote:Originally posted by richbitch:

does anyone know what Mr. Hunter's full time job is and why he is away for so long at a time? and also how he has 10,000 posts if he doesnt post very often? and also who JC Stanton is>



Administrators can alter their post count.

I imagine it would get annoying if you had about 20 people boasting that they have a higher post count than the site owner.

jeff loves the cock....come post in SG some time you minx.

There is a fat, stupid kid in my class named Jeff...

quote:Originally posted by Xerophyte:

Administrators can alter their post count.

I imagine it would get annoying if you had about 20 people boasting that they have a higher post count than the site owner.

There are more then 20 people on totse with more then 10000posts, trust me.

quote:Originally posted by sybil:

There are more then 20 people on totse with more then 10000posts, trust me.

Maybe 10,000 was really high when he altered it?

quote:Originally posted by KooperParakarry:

Maybe 10,000 was really high when he altered it?

meh, every sane person knows that it's quality that counts, not quantity.

Jeff Hunter is a cunt.

quote:Originally posted by George Harrison:

Jeff Hunter is a cunt.

Jeff Hunter owns your ass.

quote:Originally posted by George Harrison:

Jeff Hunter fucked me in the ass.

quote:Originally posted by toolow:

You can send the $110 to me, I'll send it to Jeff for you. Email me for details.

lol

Right he has been on, now he is going to disapear back into news of the temple?

ATTN Jeff Hunter, there is a spammer impersonation u on SG, his user account is "JeffHunter". Please stop him as he is an ass hole

quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

As a 2002 era member, I suggest you ban this worthless scumbag. Hail Jeff!

And Jeff, what do you do when you're not working on TOTSE?

You say era like you know what it means.

LOL BAN EVERYONE THAT OPPOSES THE FUROR. HAIL FUROR. I take it your genes originated in the era of slavery, fuckface. People like you fucking piss me off.

jeff honest question here what kind of linux is the totse server running or is it not using linux?

Suse 9.3 i think. I may be wrong.

You could scan and look yourself? ha

Jeff Hunter made his own operating system for Totse.

quote:Originally posted by PackmanOnCrack:

Jeff Hunter made his own operating system for Totse.

Thats prety cool.

quote:Originally posted by Metaphysicist:

Right now, it's back and getting seriously spammed by FucjHB.

At 7 pages and still counting!

fixed