I re-wrote the submissions script to work with the current version of Perl that totse is using and got the Submissions page back on-line. Go ahead and start submitting your stories, ideas, how-to's, etc.

http://www.totse.com/bin/submit/submit.cgi

Thank you.

Awesome.

neato guys

Hi five anyone?

OMG!@!# jeff hunter is still alive.

I also updated the FAQ with answers to many of the questions from the "Ask an Admin" topic.

Schwing.

Hmm I'm going to submit some hilarious stories.

Jeff, Do you read the forums often?

nand do you get pissed off by Austrlians signing up to &ToTSE?

555 kekeke kthxbai

I guess I'll be writing up a novel sometime....

quote:Originally posted by kieran1394:

Hi five anyone?

Hi Five.

Sounds Great

You bitch.

jeff hunter is wintermute!

quote:Originally posted by pyrozarc:

Hmm I'm going to submit some hilarious stories.

Cool.

I'm hungry.

Peter Griffin is god!

in soviet russia, script rewrites YOU

Have my baby.

Alright!

Jeff Hunter sucks.

Why don't you try COMINING on the forums you've created, fuckface and sort all the fucking losers posting SHIT out?!

he's too busy..

quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

Jeff Hunter sucks.

Why don't you try COMINING on the forums you've created, fuckface and sort all the fucking losers posting SHIT out?!

....ban?

[/spam]

The text files need up-dateing anyway. Tell me, when was the last time you added files to the "bad ideas" textfiles? not trying to be a winy bitch, just wondering.....



13579~

People who say Jeff Hunter sucks should get the fuck off totse.

Without Jeff Hunter, totse wouldnt exist.

quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

Jeff Hunter sucks.

Why don't you try COMINING on the forums you've created, fuckface and sort all the fucking losers posting SHIT out?!

Jeff has a lot to do. He has to make sure peoples' prayers are getting answered, he has to decide who to smite and when, and sometimes he even needs to come down to earth from the Great Temple in the Sky to deal with the pathetic, mortal, and imperfect totse servers.

quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

Jeff Hunter sucks.

Why don't you try COMINING on the forums you've created, fuckface and sort all the fucking losers posting SHIT out?!

Jeff need not prove himself to YOU!

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

I also updated the FAQ with answers to many of the questions from the "Ask an Admin" topic.

nice

i love Jeff

Jeff needs to jazzersize. have you see his ass? Cmon!

I never even considered submiting anything to totse, but I think I'll try to write something interesting for on here and submit it.

quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

Jeff Hunter sucks.



YOU Suck. If you like Totse, I suggest you shut up.

Anyway, thanks Jeff!

Awesome. Im going to try to make DMT. If it works, Ill give ya'll the low down

I know, Im gangster.

*group hug*

i was getting on totse at school and it only went to the first page when ever i tried to go to any links it wouldnt let me so iwent to google and typed in totse and it brought to this site talking about how jeff was dead? why

http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/5333/jeff3ol.jpg is that you?

quote:Originally posted by californication123:

htt p://img308 .imageshac k.us/img308/5333/jeff3ol.jpg (http: //img308.i mageshack. us/img308/ 5333/jeff3 ol.jpg) is that you?

Typical Programmer stomach, with typical glasses.

Everytime Jeff Hunter posts a fairy dies.

Jeff, when you do get around to upgrading, it would be a nice addition to have a little rating system at the bottom of each artical. Because I have a feeling some people are going to start submitting really bad stories.

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Jeff, when you do get around to upgrading, it would be a nice addition to have a little rating system at the bottom of each artical. Because I have a feeling some people are going to start submitting really bad stories.

Not a bad idea chinese food, even just to see what people like or not. I'll probably somehow morally regret that later but at the moment.... no.

Anyway. http://photos1.blogger.com/img/178/2373/1024/Buddy%20Christ.jpg

Jeff Hunter, when you upgrade the software, can you get us some stickies? Because some threads are already archived and you can't re-archive them nor can you upgrade the archive by deleting the old archive. Is it possible to do this?

quote:Originally posted by californication123:

http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/5333/jeff3ol.jpg is that you?

He looks like Craig Feldspar, from Malcolm in the Middle...

quote:Originally posted by The Happy Chemical:

Schwing.

Thats just wrong...

I've decided that totse is going to run shitty v-bulletin software, and it will be COMPULSORY to have enormous, animated gif's as sigs and avatars in every post.

FLIPPIN' SCHWEET

Jeff Hunter is guilty of making a "first post" thread in Art and Design back in '03.

I think I need to build a personal relationship with Jeff and accept Him as my savior.

Thanks Jeff. My offers still up btw if you want to make money with me and be rich.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter in the FAQ:

The version of UBB that totse.com uses is really, really old. It's also been heavily modified. Right now I'm testing out various new BBS packages in the development lab and seeing if they can be modified in the same way. The front-runner right now is phpBB. I also need to convert several gigabytes of old archived messages into a new format and come up with a new script to generate the "Hot Topic" links on every page.

There's also a rather large question of "Will the current hardware support the latest software?" The version of UBB that totse is using may be old and buggy, but it's extremely efficient in terms of how little processing power it needs to run. Considering that over 40,000 people log into totse every day whatever software we use has to be very, very efficient.

To answer the question, there's no set date for an upgrade, but I know it needs to be done and I'm working on finding a solution. If you don't like that answer you should demand an immediate refund.

Ooh! The anticipation! I'm so excited! I feel like a school girl again!

I mean...

But yeah, right on man.

If we get ghey avatars, smilies, signatures, and a terribly trendy color scheme, I give up on TOTSE.

I tried Jeff, I tried.

BTW if you happen to work for a telephone company, I was the guy who called you and didn't leave a message ;D

quote:Originally posted by Jff Hunter:

I've decided that totse is going to run shitty v-bulletin software, and it will be COMPULSORY to have enormous, animated gif's as sigs and avatars in every post.

Jeff, I sent you an email not even 2 weeks ago relating to a few security issues with your machine. Did you read it? Did you find it helpful at all? I'd really like to think that I helped you out, I did take quite a bit of time looking for those problems.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Assassln:

Jeff, I sent you an email not even 2 weeks ago relating to a few security issues with your machine. Did you read it? Did you find it helpful at all? I'd really like to think that I helped you out, I did take quite a bit of time looking for those problems.



DUDE

You just got pwn't by "Jff Hunter". Notice that there's no "e".

But thanks for telling me about those security issues... I'll be right on it ;D

quote:Originally posted by Inti:



DUDE

You just got pwn't by "Jff Hunter". Notice that there's no "e".

But thanks for telling me about those security issues... I'll be right on it ;D

Hahahahaha!

I submit to you Jeff.

Hey Jeff could you fix the code so that when you quote or edit a message with an image the post doesn't get all fucked up?

great

thanks

yay jeff hunter you rule !!

Better than cool

When do you start accepting dominations?

Great job, as always Jeff. Keep the good work up!

To all the kidiots out there "Please keep posts on topic."

That means you asshole!

Great site. Freedom in it's meaning.

Freedom is not letting others tell you what's free. It's living your life how YOU see "free" as.

fantastic!

Damn good.

I'm posting in a Jeff Hunter thread.

1337 about the submissions.

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

Hey Jeff could you fix the code so that when you quote or edit a message with an image the post doesn't get all fucked up?

There's a simple solution. Know how to use UBB code properly. It takes all of five seconds to take out the added IMG or URL tags that the software puts in.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

There's a simple solution. Know how to use UBB code properly. It takes all of five seconds to take out the added IMG or URL tags that the software puts in.

It's annoying as hell, therefore there must be some script that does it for you.

How about porn ads for banners for TOTSE? High quality porn should bring in some nice revenue. And the owner of Hustler is Really into freedom of speech. So I dont think he would fear tarnishing his companies image with the files that are kept on here. I know Matel would never advertise on here, even though theres loads of kids on here.

Also Ive been spending 4 hours trying to post in, Ask The Admin. And it wont post.



Ps. Something for script, Like on Amazon.com People who bought this also bought ______

But you could use the same script for the forum. People who viewed this thread also viewed.

im stupid.



[This message has been edited by mjolnir (edited 11-21-2005).]

Thanks, Jefe.

This calls for a good ol' pons asinorum!

quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Also Ive been spending 4 hours trying to post in, Ask The Admin. And it wont post.



Ps. Something for script, Like on Amazon.com People who bought this also bought ______

But you could use the same script for the forum. People who viewed this thread also viewed.

This is the stupidest post I've ever read.

1) That fucking thread is closed you dumbass.

2) People on totse go thread by thread reading when they're bored. It's a FUCKING FORUM! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

That is all.

-Val

lol

quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Also Ive been spending 4 hours trying to post in, Ask The Admin. And it wont post.

I sure hope the message icon you posted means you were kidding... because if not... wow.

Yes I was kidding lol.

jeff, have you ever been laid, just because you are the reason we are here?

in other words, how many female totseans have gone through with their promises?

(clearly stated in the terms of service, pp 45 sec XXVI article ii)

quote:Originally posted by Valmont:

This is the stupidest post I've ever read.

1) That fucking thread is closed you dumbass.

2) People on totse go thread by thread reading when they're bored. It's a FUCKING FORUM! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

That is all.

-Val



Not all, Insignificant me Pumps iron and Masturbates when bored.

But not at the same time.

Woo Hoo!!!!

Yousa go, Jeff Hunter. Yousa the Greatest!!!



Yousa warship is fusion-powered? Meesa hope yousa have adequate shielding, that is soooo old technology!!!

Hello Mr Hunter.

My name is Shiftyboyos.

I am inquiring as to if you were hiring at the moment, I have used computers for a long time and have experience in Designing websites. I think I would make a good moderator because I am very fair and unbiased.

Please let me know if you are interested in hiring me. I can work nights and weekends. Thank you for your time, hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely, Shifty.

quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Hello Mr Hunter.

My name is Shiftyboyos.

I am inquiring as to if you were hiring at the moment, I have used computers for a long time and have experience in Designing websites. I think I would make a good moderator because I am very fair and unbiased.

Please let me know if you are interested in hiring me. I can work nights and weekends. Thank you for your time, hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely, Shifty.

You have no chance. Jeff requires at least three character references.

Is TOTSE available on CD Rom? I dont mean the forum, just the rest of the site. For my offline viewing pleasure.

[This message has been edited by shiftyboyos (edited 11-25-2005).]

sweet

how long does it take before I am allowed to post new topics from just joining. no one ever responds at webmaster@totse.com

Can we have UBB or HTML code in the articles?

I dont think so. U can paste bad stuff in html.

hawsome

hawsome

flood control makes me love

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Jeff, when you do get around to upgrading, it would be a nice addition to have a little rating system at the bottom of each artical. Because I have a feeling some people are going to start submitting really bad stories.

People will post and tell you whether they liked a story or not...Why would you need a rating system?

Totse just needs a big noob filter

quote:Originally posted by risenelite64:

how long does it take before I am allowed to post new topics from just joining. no one ever responds at webmaster@totse.com



n00b filter activated, sir!

What would be cool would be a troll program. Something programmed to keep track on the ammount of negative posts. Once the ammount gets high the mod recieves an email from the program with a log of the negative posts.

Then the mod can ban them.

quote:Originally posted by Zorya:

Jeff need not prove himself to YOU!

Ive seen this done for a site that does searches on google and yahoo at the same time.like this http://www.seekfreak.com/new/framer.asp

but do it for 2 topics at a time. So people who spend alot of time in spurios and half baked can keep track of 2 places at a time.

Same with technophiliacs and hacking.

Thanks, Jeff.

I don't love you though... cause I've never met you, and that would be creepy.

Hi Jeff, Shifty here. Disregard my emails, I thought I couldnt connect to TOTSE due to me getting banned for post naked pics of Hitler.

I see you were fixing TOTSE.

Later.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/224685.html

I don't actually say sorry that often, but when I've done something like say, crash totse, I think an apology is in order.

quote:Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/224685.html

I don't actually say sorry that often, but when I've done something like say, crash totse, I think an apology is in order.

Dude... you didn't crash totse...

I knew one day Jeff would crash the net with his overly large text files. >:(

You know, me being the e-gangster that I am, would like to mention that

RAW DATA FOR RAW MINDS

sounded a lot cooler than

RAW DATA FOR RAW NERVES

I might write a story about the disappearance of JC Stanton.

Thats not his name. Put that page thru www.pornolize.com (http://www.pornolize.com)

splurffle ... the sound of 9 out of the previous 10 posters (percentage wize) ... licking JH butthole.

++++

don't post lamos ... unless you can contribute ( like I am) ...

Christ was'nt hung he was nailed. Your thinking of black people. ....did that just sound gay or racist?

But I was always wondering.. how do you know if your submisson gets posted?

quote:Originally posted by wolty:

But I was always wondering.. how do you know if your submisson gets posted?

It comes up at the main page, or you can search the text files for it. But it takes a looong time for the submission process. I submitted something in April and it just recently got added.

quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Hi Jeff, Shifty here. Disregard my emails, I thought I couldnt connect to TOTSE due to me getting banned for post naked pics of Hitler.

I see you were fixing TOTSE.

Later.

i lolled

good job mr hunter

also two questions....

where is jc stanton?

is he alive and well?

and

was it RL who shut down totse?

or was it you?

if so...why?

[This message has been edited by AreteVeteran (edited 12-08-2005).]

AWESOME, I'll be on it!

Our god has foresaken us.

*looks in sky*

Show yourself!!!!!!!

Can you put flood control as an option so we can have it off when things are running smooth?

A script that shows where your thread is on the board withought having to look. Like spurious. I second its there, 2 seconds its 4 pages back.

Like a cookie that remembers your posts.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

I re-wrote the submissions script to work with the current version of Perl that totse is using and got the Submissions page back on-line. Go ahead and start submitting your stories, ideas, how-to's, etc.

ht tp://www.t otse.com/b in/submit/ submit.cgi (http: //www.tots e.com/bin/ submit/sub mit.cgi)

YESSS YOU'RE ALIVE !

quote:Originally posted by eprime:

Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

I re-wrote the submissions script to work with the current version of Perl that totse is using and got the Submissions page back on-line. Go ahead and start submitting your stories, ideas, how-to's, etc.

ht tp://www.t otse.com/b in/submit/ submit.cgi (http: //www.tots e.com/bin/ submit/sub mit.cgi)

YESSS YOU'RE ALIVE !

Quiet, eprime.

--- you just serious soft nigga, bow down nig and kiss my mofo royal ass FEET, beeatch, be4 i smack you across d face wit my dick bitch,,, das all you is is a punk beeatch, hollerin loud bout yo rowdy ass cru who is nuttin but you fool. pleze.

--- Speakin of royal, yo punk asses tink you clever, nigga NMM is all about takin yo asses out to the curb yo crooked toothed beeatches, NMM will smack yo ass harder then i smacked yo mammy on her fat ass. Just stoppin frontin like you clever,, cause yo may tink yo got us in check, but nigga I will personally take you, out, with or wit out my niggas behind me.

--- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ya'll niggas are just sad.. My man NightMare, who I am boys wit in da realtold me yo asses had some beeatch tryin to play some " Why you bein so mean to my freinds " shit.. HAHA ya'll niggas is just sader den yo sister tryin to get wit me. Step off, bow be4 us.. We ain't tryin to claim we can take all three of you gangs out but... Oh wait yes we is tryin to say we gone take all three of you punk asses out.. what make us think dat? Ain't no mofo thinkin about it...It's done deal,,,And to every who down wit dees foo's holla it! Are all you niggas hidein. I ain't see but 2 villians, 4 or 4 DOSH and defintly 1 OTB... Is dat it?? Get the fuck outa here wit dat shit... pleze

nigga 2-paclives is out

Resurrected!

-Angus