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 #1 
Old 2007-04-01, 22:52
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Nirvana
Default Load-testing vBulletin today

Nope, this is not an April Fool's prank. I am load-testing vBulletin today. That means that I'm going to allow a limited number of people to use the new BBS system and see what kind of a load that puts on the system.

If you want to check it out, click this link:

http://www.totse.com/community/

If it gets too loaded or bogged down I'll shut it back off until I can fix whatever is causing the problem.

P.S. I re-wrote the crappy BBS conversion software that comes with vBulletin to allow me to do incremental data migrations, so new messages posted in UBB will be migrated over to vBulletin's database once per day until I finally shut UBB off. That means anything you post on UBB will eventually (probably) show up on vBulletin.
 #2 
Old 2007-04-01, 22:54
hondacrf80 hondacrf80 is offline
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I believed in you all along, Jeff.
 #3 
Old 2007-04-01, 22:59
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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OH MY GOD
 #4 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:01
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I'll check it out.
 #5 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:05
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This is cool, but I feel like it's not the same. There's a nostalgia to it.
 #6 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:05
bman efex bman efex is offline
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haha, cool. B)
 #7 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:05
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If she's easy, take'r twice.
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awesome. seems some posts didnt get transferred over, but i spose that's a matter of time.

+1 for Jeff!
 #8 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:08
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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What a day to choose eh?!

VEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 #9 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:08
Habanero Habanero is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Thanks, Jeff!

<3 <3 <3

*orgasms*
 #10 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:10
Rem Rem is offline
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-Full sized goatse/meatspin ect has begun-

Also, are you going to change the colors? That blue clashes with the blue-green.

*Rem

[This message has been edited by Rem (edited 04-01-2007).]
 #11 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:10
I_am_god I_am_god is offline
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JEFF!!

DON'T DO IT!!

UBB IS TO TOTSE AS COMMUNISM IS TO CUBA!!!
 #12 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:12
Habanero Habanero is offline
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Busy server messages. I never thought I'd see the day.
 #13 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:13
D D is offline
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You said that if we had a username that wouldn't work, we should make a new one, but registration is closed. Wtf man?
 #14 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:13
Indulgence Indulgence is offline
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Holy SHIT
 #15 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:13
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AHHHHHHH!

Hi Jeff
 #16 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:15
poniti poniti is offline
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OMFG JEFF HUNTER

*mobs him, takes pictures, screams like a girl*
 #17 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:18
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Oh my god.

Vbul is disgusting.

Please delete it and let it never be spoken of again.
 #18 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:18
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I have no choice but to call bullshit Jeff. You know better than to do this on April Fools day if it's true.

- Anirak
 #19 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:19
Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0 Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0 is offline
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I don't really like it, but if it keeps totse up. Hi Jeff.
 #20 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:19
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If she's easy, take'r twice.
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the beauty of v-bulletin is you can choose skins folks.

i'm sure he'll have it up and running soon.
 #21 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:20
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Can we still call it The Ultimate Bulletin Board?

Will you change the layout to the way it is now in UBB, leave it as it is or make a new one all together?

It also feels a little crowded. Maybe you could space out all the info a little bit more?

[This message has been edited by Jaguarstrike (edited 04-01-2007).]
 #22 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:22
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

Can we still call it The Ultimate Bulletin Board?

Totse is the ultimate bulletin board. It just wont be running UBB software.
 #23 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:23
Bipolar Rocket Bipolar Rocket is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

*Protests the change*

To the ones begging for the change: I hope you're happy you fucking childhood-lacking noodle twangers!
 #24 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:24
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

Can we still call it The Ultimate Bulletin Board?

Yea! pleaseeee !! preety please!!!

btw, last login date is off by around 37 years
 #25 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:24
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Amen, great afford,hope everyone likes it.

☺~Dfg~☺
 #26 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:24
VictimKing VictimKing is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

You know what's funny? I was just opening mah web browser and I thought "Hmm...I haven't been on Totse in like three months. I wonder if that Vbul is finally up..."
 #27 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:25
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

quote:Originally posted by Bipolar Rocket:

*Protests the change*

To the ones begging for the change: I hope you're happy you fucking childhood-lacking noodle twangers!

Totse changes all the time. Usually according to userbase, but sometimes in layout and/or software. Remember what the style was before this?
 #28 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:25
Your Husband Your Husband is offline
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In before 22 pages.
 #29 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:28
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
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MONSTER KILL!

That's awesome Jeff, thanks
 #30 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:29
SlpCtrl SlpCtrl is offline
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y ty sir
 #31 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:31
Clinks and Drinks Clinks and Drinks is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

Totse changes all the time. Usually according to userbase, but sometimes in layout and/or software. Remember what the style was before this?

No ive only ever seen this one. Its grown on me though..
 #32 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:32
Bipolar Rocket Bipolar Rocket is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

Totse changes all the time. Usually according to userbase, but sometimes in layout and/or software. Remember what the style was before this?

Yes, I remember. But this is different... this is Vbulletin.
 #33 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:32
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quote:Originally posted by missing_cipher:

Yea! pleaseeee !! preety please!!!

btw, last login date is off by around 37 years

OMG its the Unix Epoch!
 #34 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:32
pianoSpleen pianoSpleen is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

I keep getting messages that the server is too busy.

Also, I believe the vBB interface could be cleaned up a _lot_.

10 posts per page, screwed up navigation bar, user profile edit page has a bazillion duplicate entries... yeah, it's cool and it's about time, but it really needs work.

I guess that's the idea of giving people choice instead of converting overnight.

[This message has been edited by pianoSpleen (edited 04-01-2007).]
 #35 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:34
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EPIC POST
 #36 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:34
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quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:

Also, I believe the vBB interface could be cleaned up a _lot_.

I agree. It's too cluttered. But like he said in his OP, this is just a test.
 #37 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:37
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Inb4 300 pages!
 #38 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:37
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Nirvana
Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Thanks for the help. I got to see what the load was like with 143 users logged into vBulletin (too high for my liking). I've turned it back off for now.

Now to do some more tuning...
 #39 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:43
I_am_god I_am_god is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Thanks for the help. I got to see what the load was like with 143 users logged into vBulletin (too high for my liking). I've turned it back off for now.

Now to do some more tuning...

Try to make it look exactly like ubb did.
 #40 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:43
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Good luck with it, Jeff.
 #41 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:45
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Thanks for the help. I got to see what the load was like with 143 users logged into vBulletin (too high for my liking). I've turned it back off for now.

Now to do some more tuning...

Now for the "I'm sorry to say guys, that the server load for vBulletin is just too much. Looks like it won't be happening. (April Fools!)"

- Anirak
 #42 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:48
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quote:Originally posted by I_am_god:

Try to make it look exactly like ubb did.
 #43 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:48
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

quote:Originally posted by Anirak:

Now for the "I'm sorry to say guys, that the server load for vBulletin is just too much. Looks like it won't be happening. (April Fools!)"

- Anirak

You really need to see things differently, it may be an April fool joke but your starting to become a pain in the Ass.

☺~Dfg~☺
 #44 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:50
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quote:Originally posted by dfgremnantsunleashed:

You really need to see things differently, it may be an April fool joke but your starting to become a pain in the Ass.

☺~Dfg~☺

I'm sorry that taking 3 hours to read a line of text is too straining for your brain, but get the fuck over it.

- Anirak
 #45 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:50
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quote:Originally posted by Nerd Fangs:

Oh my god.

Vbul is disgusting.

Please delete it and let it never be spoken of again.
 #46 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:51
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AL, USA.
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This could have been a great April Fool's joke. I hope you're happy with yourself.
 #47 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:52
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Damn straight.

Thanks Jeff.
 #48 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:52
Rem Rem is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Just a suggestion - If you leave IMG tags enabled, it might be a good idea to have them set to disabled by default, and let each user choose.

*Rem
 #49 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:52
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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lol
 #50 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:52
poniti poniti is offline
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Hey Jeff, is it possible to set a default image resolution for all uploaded pictures, like it is now? Because some are just as bad as page stretchers.
 #51 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:52
TheAlmightyVineMan TheAlmightyVineMan is offline
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Hooray.
 #52 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:53
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Are you four months late in everything you say you're going to do?

Ah, I'm just messing with you. Makes no difference to me, really. I like the setup we got now.
 #53 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:53
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Jeff, could you look at some of the following?

1. It looks out of place. Could you make it look more like the UBB Board?

2. The colors are different from the rest of the site. Could you tweak one or the other?

3. Please give the servers more load space for the new boards.

4. Please enable the Private Messages.

5. Please enable IMG tags in the Signatures.

Could you also answer the following:

1. Are the thread ratings purely aesthetic, or do they have some effect on the thread?

2. Can you disable IMG tags for certain users instead of whole forums?

3. Could you extend or shorten flood control for different users?



Thanks.
 #54 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:55
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-F☺rd
 #55 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:56
TheAlmightyVineMan TheAlmightyVineMan is offline
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Private messages are useless, and only take up space/server resources.

Images in signatures is a horrible idea, and I support the turning off of signatures 100%.
 #56 
Old 2007-04-01, 23:56
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GOD HAS SPOKEN
 #57 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:01
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:















-F☺rd

yeah keep these
 #58 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:03
Silent420 Silent420 is offline
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HAI DOODZ!
 #59 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:04
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quote:Welcome, Vod.

You last visited: 1970-01-01 at 00:00

Private Messages: Unread 0, Total 0.

LMFAO
 #60 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:05
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quote:Originally posted by hellspawn:

Jeff, could you look at some of the following?

1. It looks out of place. Could you make it look more like the UBB Board?

2. The colors are different from the rest of the site. Could you tweak one or the other?

3. Please give the servers more load space for the new boards.

4. Please enable the Private Messages.

5. Please enable IMG tags in the Signatures.

Could you also answer the following:

1. Are the thread ratings purely aesthetic, or do they have some effect on the thread?

2. Can you disable IMG tags for certain users instead of whole forums?

3. Could you extend or shorten flood control for different users?



Thanks.

its BARELY up and youre bitching?
 #61 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:11
White Blue Mushrooms White Blue Mushrooms is offline
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Besides the bitching, looks bad ass.
 #62 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:23
Rehab is Fun Rehab is Fun is offline
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it has....begun
 #63 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:26
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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EAT A HEARTY BREAKFAST FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN VBULLETIN
 #64 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:29
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AL, USA.
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quote:Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:

Private messages are useless, and only take up space/server resources.

Images in signatures is a horrible idea, and I support the turning off of signatures 100%.

I think almost everyone would agree with you there.
 #65 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:32
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quote:Originally posted by Flamethrowa:

EAT A HEARTY BREAKFAST FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN VBULLETIN
 #66 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:41
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Loading...

*is excited*
 #67 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:46
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vB is nice and all, however if it ever is implemented then like the above posters said;

-Private messages are useless, thats what email is for.

-Image signatures are the worst things to ever happen to discussion forums, however I don't think a 1 line, ~80 character signature would be too much as long as the option to turn it off will be available.

-Sans a few details, it looks very similar to the current BBS, although the titles in the dialouge boxes are a little obnoxious, but things can only be taken so far, nice job.

Mind sharing the load data on the servers for vB compared to UBB? I'm a bit curious as to the difference.
 #68 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:49
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BLACK LABEL >:O
 #69 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:51
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yay the link works now. im actually excited now. i guess it would be cool with the private messages,

i cant wait for it to be done good work jeff.
 #70 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:55
Aircow MK II Aircow MK II is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Trousersnake wants to know if the current totse email system is working?

Let us know!
 #71 
Old 2007-04-02, 00:57
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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I just shit myself.
 #72 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:00
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code:<pre>

&lt;td class="post"&gt;

This is a post with a massive image.

&lt;div class="image_container"&gt;

&lt;img src="goatse" width="1152" height="864" /&gt;

&lt;/div&gt;

&lt;/td&gt;

</pre>

code:<pre>

.post .imagecontainer {

max-height:480px;

max-width: 640px;

overflow: auto;

}

</pre>

Well, pretty please? It would fix the Big Image problem AND piss off IE users because their browser can't do Really Simple CSS.

vB owns all.
 #73 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:03
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Akdor 1154:

code:<pre>

&lt;td class="post"&gt;

This is a post with a massive image.

&lt;div class="image_container"&gt;

&lt;img src="goatse" width="1152" height="864" /&gt;

&lt;/div&gt;

&lt;/td&gt;

</pre>

code:<pre>

.post .imagecontainer {

max-height:480px;

max-width: 640px;

overflow: auto;

}

</pre>

Well, pretty please? It would fix the Big Image problem AND piss off IE users because their browser can't do Really Simple CSS.

vB owns all.

Is that Jeff Hunter language or something?
 #74 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:03
The Death Monkey The Death Monkey is offline
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Currently working on improving the system performance. vBulletin will be on-line soon...
 #75 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:12
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quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

[CODE]

Is that Jeff Hunter language or something?



Yep: the first one is JHML, the second is known as JHSS.
 #76 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:15
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Akdor 1154:

Yep: the first one is JHML, the second is known as JHSS.

ahahahahha



/nerd
 #77 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:30
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quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

I just shit myself.
 #78 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:36
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Damn it Jeff.
 #79 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:37
Quageschi Quageschi is offline
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We're gonna have to have a kegger to celebrate.

Cyber-drinking style.
 #80 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:43
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quote:Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:

Private messages are useless, and only take up space/server resources.

Images in signatures is a horrible idea, and I support the turning off of signatures 100%.

i wouldn't mind one line-text only sigs. doesn't take up much space. i agree with cutting images, though.
 #81 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:48
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*reserves spot for later use and a place in line before 300 pages*
 #82 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:50
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I think faggitis's going to be the happiest guy on earth when VB will be up.

just imagine..

...
 #83 
Old 2007-04-02, 01:51
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I am all for it, but I also believe totse will lose some if its uniqueness by moving to vbul :|

But vbul is also a lot better forum structure
 #84 
Old 2007-04-02, 02:07
pianoSpleen pianoSpleen is offline
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quote:Originally posted by hellspawn:

1. It looks out of place. Could you make it look more like the UBB Board?

Decent idea, but probably not worth the effort.

quote:

2. The colors are different from the rest of the site. Could you tweak one or the other?

Same again.

quote:3. Please give the servers more load space for the new boards.

He obviously will in due course.

quote:4. Please enable the Private Messages.

Seconded. I think they're useful and a good idea and will result in people not having to post their email addresses publicly whenever they want to talk to someone.

quote:5. Please enable IMG tags in the Signatures.

Oh god, what a fucking retard. Just how are image sigs going to help the board? All it's going to do is clutter up every single damn page with 10 ugly POS photoshops that I don't want to damn well look at and that make the site take forever to load. One line text sigs are okay I guess, but images, or paragraphs, or ones that allow markup? Get the fuck out.
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Old 2007-04-02, 02:41
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quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:



Oh god, what a fucking retard. Just how are image sigs going to help the board? All it's going to do is clutter up every single damn page with 10 ugly POS photoshops that I don't want to damn well look at and that make the site take forever to load. One line text sigs are okay I guess, but images, or paragraphs, or ones that allow markup? Get the fuck out.

Sorry, the future has come and 56k modems are out of style.
 #86 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:04
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quote:Originally posted by DocShay:

Sorry, the future has come and 56k modems are out of style.

But not everyone wants to look at goatse for every post you make.
 #87 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:06
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Flamethrowa:

But not everyone wants to look at goatse for every post you make.

i do
 #88 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:17
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Again, images in sigs for mods/admins.

Although, I have been on boards where only the first post actually gets the sig.

[This message has been edited by ArgonPlasma2000 (edited 04-02-2007).]
 #89 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:18
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quote:Originally posted by kenshiro_kid:

Inb4 300 pages!
 #90 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:26
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quote:Originally posted by DocShay:

Sorry, the future has come and 56k modems are out of style.

It's more the fact that it makes it impossible to read any posts because there's a couple of lines of text surrounded by photoshop-dicksizing.
 #91 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:55
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Could be worse.
 #92 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:58
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Jeff, so once you "improve performance" is vB going straight up? How close are we now?

Thank you for putting in all this time for us.

†Jesus†
 #93 
Old 2007-04-02, 03:59
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Again, images in sigs for mods/admins.



Goose Approves!
 #94 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArgonPlasma2000
quote:Originally posted by Flamethrowa:

EAT A HEARTY BREAKFAST FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN VBULLETIN




Haven't had a chance to get a look at this new layout yet, I checked my mail too late in the day. Can't wait!
 #95 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:32
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{DA}
 #96 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:36
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:



&lt;3
 #97 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:36
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Are we gonna lose our reg dates?
 #98 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:41
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*crys* What are you going to do to totse!?!?!?
 #99 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:43
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quote:Originally posted by LiquidSniper:

*reserves spot for later use and a place in line before 300 pages*
 #100 
Old 2007-04-02, 04:47
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Vb looks way too idiot friendly. Kinda like Windows Vista.

.-FSB-.
 #101 
Old 2007-04-02, 05:35
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http://encartasm.msn.com/sharemed/targets/audio/auc/T047936B.wma

Enough Said

Oh and replace God with Jeff.

"For the lord Jeff omnipotent reigneth"
 #102 
Old 2007-04-02, 05:37
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quote:Originally posted by fourstringbass:

Vb looks way too idiot friendly. Kinda like Windows Vista.

.-FSB-.

I must agree.
 #103 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:00
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Skipped reading the replies in this thread, but I sent you an email Jeff. When I logged in, it wouldn't log me in with my month-old new password, but would with my old one?
 #104 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:11
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quote:Originally posted by landspeed_presents:

Are we gonna lose our reg dates?

No VB displays the registration date and post count beside the person username I think.

Anyway theres gonna be a shit load of new features which we've all been waiting for, but Jeff seriously, keep the avatars/signatures out.

I just hope the archives get transfered over or else I wouldn't want VB... thats 7 years of totse history in there.
 #105 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:25
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For anyone who missed it. (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2987/4107id7.png)
 #106 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:32
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Most epic April Fools in the history of mankind.
 #107 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:46
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quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Holy shit, two millions posts in SG!
 #108 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:50
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I missed it
 #109 
Old 2007-04-02, 06:55
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Well, I don't think that we need to know how many posts are in a given forum, but not my call.

Love vBulletin or hate it, UBB is on the verge of collapse (again) from all the use. Something needs to be done.

I support the use of private messaging. I belong to several other boards where it is available, and in my experience, it's a damn handy thing to have.
 #110 
Old 2007-04-02, 07:21
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Damn, I missed the chance to try it. Anyway, I hope that signatures are disabled. Far too many people will abuse them.
 #111 
Old 2007-04-02, 08:15
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quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

For anyone who missed it. (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2987/4107id7.png)

you're from the past!?

Anyway, I just hope one thing...that Totse keeps it's realness! That we still don't have fucking signatures or anything...I hate that shit.
 #112 
Old 2007-04-02, 09:42
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3rd page.



omg jeff. yey.
 #113 
Old 2007-04-02, 09:55
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Okay, my turn to make suggestions.

I like the idea of having an avatar. I want to put one of my MS-Paint drawings up as mine.

If we don't have private messaging, I would at least want some other way to privately contact someone. On MGCBTSOOYG LostCause locks any threads specifically directed to other users, and it's difficult to get others' e-mail addresses. I think some of us might want more privacy than others... if it's possible, maybe allow each person to choose whether to accept private messages?

On other forums, signatures can make threads really damn hard to read. If you have them at all, make sure that they're limited. It's not like it's impossible to go without a signature anyway... you can just have something in notepad ready to copy and paste to the end of each post. And that's what some people already do.

The simplicity of our current layout scheme does have its charms. I think it's best to try for a balance between functionality and navigability (is that a word?). But I definitely think that all these bugs in UBB, such as the ones in profiles and links, have to go.
 #114 
Old 2007-04-02, 10:05
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I see Jeff set the hyperlink hover color to a pale green (Mouse over "About" on the left or the hot topics list)... I wonder why?

By the way Jeff, if you would like any help in getting the VB skin looking more like UBB, I would like to help out (See www.notse.net (http://www.notse.net) for my attempt at skinning phpBB with a home-grown totse theme). .

[This message has been edited by bobsled (edited 04-02-2007).]
 #115 
Old 2007-04-02, 10:12
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quote:Originally posted by bobsled:

I see Jeff set the hyperlink hover color to a pale green (Mouse over "About" on the left or the hot topics list)... I wonder why?

If by green you mean yellow then it's been like that since... ever.
 #116 
Old 2007-04-02, 10:16
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quote:Originally posted by Akdor 1154:

If by green you mean yellow then it's been like that since... ever.

Negative. I first noticed it about a week ago.
 #117 
Old 2007-04-02, 10:23
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Hey Jeff maybe when its up you can restore my old username (Fubar) it was recently lost in the cookie hacking incident, zok has it suspended for me right now. That'd be great.
 #118 
Old 2007-04-02, 11:02
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Support 75x75 avatars! Hilarity will ensue.
 #119 
Old 2007-04-02, 12:30
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"Currently working on improving the system performance. vBulletin will be on-line soon..."

Please don't do avatars, but what about a picture in the profile?
 #120 
Old 2007-04-02, 13:32
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I like it how I managed to get the last post in the epic "Replacement for UBB" thread before Jeff locked it.

I too hope Jeff manages to make vbb as close to ubb as possible.. and I'll miss the good old bugs&glitches.

[This message has been edited by Agent 008 (edited 04-02-2007).]
 #121 
Old 2007-04-02, 14:07
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I missed it....shitty
 #122 
Old 2007-04-02, 14:27
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quote:Originally posted by Clarphimous:

Okay, my turn to make suggestions.

I like the idea of having an avatar. I want to put one of my MS-Paint drawings up as mine.

If we don't have private messaging, I would at least want some other way to privately contact someone. On MGCBTSOOYG LostCause locks any threads specifically directed to other users, and it's difficult to get others' e-mail addresses. I think some of us might want more privacy than others... if it's possible, maybe allow each person to choose whether to accept private messages?



I hear Vbul actually has a profile page that works. Just put your email there. Anyone who wants to contact you can look in your profile for your aim/msn/email.
 #123 
Old 2007-04-02, 14:32
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quote:Originally posted by poniti:

Hey Jeff, is it possible to set a default image resolution for all uploaded pictures, like it is now? Because some are just as bad as page stretchers.

It's possible, but I'll probably just leave IMG tags disabled for starters. Some people just couldn't control themselves for the hour that vB was on-line.

I can't believe so many people are SO AFRAID OF CHANGE. What a bunch of conservative motherfuckers.
 #124 
Old 2007-04-02, 14:58
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Jeff how long do you think till vB is ready?
 #125 
Old 2007-04-02, 15:10
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lol in b4 300
 #126 
Old 2007-04-02, 15:20
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

It's possible, but I'll probably just leave IMG tags disabled for starters. Some people just couldn't control themselves for the hour that vB was on-line.

I can't believe so many people are SO AFRAID OF CHANGE. What a bunch of conservative motherfuckers.

Who is afraid of change, we love change just don't make the change real big. We love Totse and it's the essence of Totse which binds us.

Having said that, your doing a wonderful job,how about beta testing the new VB by selected users...

I was one of the few 143 who posted on the new VB and apart from certain problem it was fine,just keep the teal color look it's really nice.

UBB is the past.

VB is the future.

VB FTW!

☺~Dfg~☺

[This message has been edited by dfgremnantsunleashed (edited 04-02-2007).]
 #127 
Old 2007-04-02, 15:26
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Change is good.

UBB needs to be put to rest, as evident by the corrupt 26 page long thread.
 #128 
Old 2007-04-02, 15:43
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Personally, I love the weird, new alien feel to it. It makes the old board look plain and boring. Hurrah for Jeff.
 #129 
Old 2007-04-02, 15:56
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Columbus Ohio
Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

I can't believe so many people are SO AFRAID OF CHANGE. What a bunch of conservative motherfuckers.

Best thing I've heard all day.

I'm assuming that with vbul we won't have to worry about such password protection measures?

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum1/HTML/000005.html
 #130 
Old 2007-04-02, 16:00
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

It's possible, but I'll probably just leave IMG tags disabled for starters. Some people just couldn't control themselves for the hour that vB was on-line.

I can't believe so many people are SO AFRAID OF CHANGE. What a bunch of conservative motherfuckers.

I support the disabled IMG tags completely, but avatars / pictures in profile be enabled? I know, I know, people will go crazy with goatse, but the

mods could be able to disable avatars for the guys who go crazy with tubgirl / lemonparty/goatse.

Just an idea anyway.
 #131 
Old 2007-04-02, 16:27
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quote:Originally posted by Zok:

Best thing I've heard all day.

I'm assuming that with vbul we won't have to worry about such password protection measures?

http:/ /www.totse .com/bbs/F orum1/HTML/000005.html (http: //www.tots e.com/bbs/ Forum1/HTM L/000005.h tml)



"Do you wish to logout?"

"All cookies cleared!"

Try it yourself if you'd like. I believe, though, that will fix the issue we had.
 #132 
Old 2007-04-02, 16:29
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So this should be fun... Can't wait.
 #133 
Old 2007-04-02, 16:34
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Columbus Ohio
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quote:Originally posted by GusMk4:



"Do you wish to logout?"

"All cookies cleared!"

Try it yourself if you'd like. I believe, though, that will fix the issue we had.

You'd think that would work. No matter how many times I clear my cookies for this site and tell totse not to store them, it always ends up storing it again. Try it yourself if you'd like.
 #134 
Old 2007-04-02, 17:12
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quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

Personally, I love the weird, new alien feel to it. It makes the old board look plain and boring. Hurrah for Jeff.

i agree, Jeff made totse the way it is now, so he knows what he is doing, and most of us will like it as well. i know i do.
 #135 
Old 2007-04-02, 17:16
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*Has an orgasm*
 #136 
Old 2007-04-02, 17:24
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in after 3 pages
 #137 
Old 2007-04-02, 17:45
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No to avatars!

Yes to PM's (disabled by default, with strict storage limit)!

No to graphic signatures!

Yes to vBulletin!

Totse prevails!
 #138 
Old 2007-04-02, 18:19
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quote:Originally posted by Zok:

You'd think that would work. No matter how many times I clear my cookies for this site and tell totse not to store them, it always ends up storing it again. Try it yourself if you'd like.

Glad I'm not the only one that happened to.
 #139 
Old 2007-04-02, 19:05
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quote:Originally posted by Severin:

Holy shit, two millions posts in SG!



That's a lot of shit.
 #140 
Old 2007-04-02, 20:11
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quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

For anyone who missed it. (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2987/4107id7.png)

I like how your last login was 01/01/1970...
 #141 
Old 2007-04-02, 20:25
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quote:Originally posted by VictimKing:

You know what's funny? I was just opening mah web browser and I thought "Hmm...I haven't been on Totse in like three months. I wonder if that Vbul is finally up..."



Same thing I said.
 #142 
Old 2007-04-02, 20:36
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who gives a shit whether it looks like UBB or not. Get over it.
 #143 
Old 2007-04-02, 21:04
Do_Me22 Do_Me22 is offline
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thx mr. hunter
 #144 
Old 2007-04-02, 21:42
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it the dawn of a wonderful new era

lol everybody got owned by jeff

Edit: avatars would be cool then i could use the design that evil0verl0rd did for me :P

[This message has been edited by Angus (edited 04-02-2007).]
 #145 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:17
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Bobsled's skinning of phpbb looks so much better then vbulletin...
 #146 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:19
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i swear to god you rock jeff!!!
 #147 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:23
Exploration Of ZodSpace Exploration Of ZodSpace is offline
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quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

No to avatars!

Yes to PM's (disabled by default, with strict storage limit)!

No to graphic signatures!

Yes to vBulletin!

Totse prevails!

QF MOTHERFUCKING T.
 #148 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:26
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inb4 2000 pages

Thank you Jeff

Your site is amazing

*All Hail God, Mr. Jeff Hunter*
 #149 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:43
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How will this change affect me? I am using a unix text only internet browser.
 #150 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:47
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Page 4.
 #151 
Old 2007-04-02, 22:49
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Cool. Wish I had a chance to post on it though. Are you sure it's not the combined load of two forums running one server?
 #152 
Old 2007-04-02, 23:28
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quote:Originally posted by r_connolly_06:

How will this change affect me? I am using a unix text only internet browser.

You won't see the pictures.

*Rem
 #153 
Old 2007-04-02, 23:51
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quote:Originally posted by helladamnleet:

Cool. Wish I had a chance to post on it though. Are you sure it's not the combined load of two forums running one server?

I'm awesome, because I did.
 #154 
Old 2007-04-03, 00:29
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~werd
 #155 
Old 2007-04-03, 03:28
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

It's possible, but I'll probably just leave IMG tags disabled for starters. Some people just couldn't control themselves for the hour that vB was on-line.

I can't believe so many people are SO AFRAID OF CHANGE. What a bunch of conservative motherfuckers.

Someones being a grump. I know what will cheer you right up: http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5884/nerdser5.gif

You're Welcome.
 #156 
Old 2007-04-03, 07:14
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 #157 
Old 2007-04-03, 07:51
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San Francisco, CA
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I WANT MORE!!!!
 #158 
Old 2007-04-03, 08:51
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Anyone know if vBulletien will be able to handle our text overflow problem? The method of breaking strings so that they go onto another line is well and good for spammers, but it seriously messes with long URLs.
 #159 
Old 2007-04-03, 08:59
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AAARRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!A!A!A!A!!A!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!11on eoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoN@!!!
 #160 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:12
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ORLY?
 #161 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:33
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quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Anyone know if vBulletien will be able to handle our text overflow problem? The method of breaking strings so that they go onto another line is well and good for spammers, but it seriously messes with long URLs.

It'd automatically wraps URLs without breaking them, so there's no problem.
 #162 
Old 2007-04-03, 15:25
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quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Anyone know if vBulletien will be able to handle our text overflow problem? The method of breaking strings so that they go onto another line is well and good for spammers, but it seriously messes with long URLs.

URLs have to properties, and what it does is merely truncate the first (the displayed property) with a "..." if it is too long.

So yeah, it'll fix all of that bullshit.
 #163 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:06
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Not bad. Glad there is some progress here, however the header for the posts are a bit distracting and stand out a little much. Here is my minimalist artistic suggestion: http://tinyurl.com/32neaw

Made username font smaller, removed post count and location, and changed the blue to a less intense color.
 #164 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:21
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&#1161;
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quote:Originally posted by Rat_Bastard:

Not bad. Glad there is some progress here, however the header for the posts are a bit distracting and stand out a little much. Here is my minimalist artistic suggestion: http://tinyurl.com/32neaw

Made username font smaller, removed post count and location, and changed the blue to a less intense color.

Not bad. Still, the usernames should be to the side of the post... &lt;_&lt; &gt;_&gt;

Post count FTW
 #165 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:35
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*Prepares an offering of e-cookies and lint for Jeffray Huntar*
 #166 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:52
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Cool!
 #167 
Old 2007-04-03, 19:59
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quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

*Prepares an offering of e-cookies and lint for Jeffray Huntar*

So you looked at his profile too then.
 #168 
Old 2007-04-03, 21:15
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quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

OH MY GOD

^ indeed.
 #169 
Old 2007-04-03, 23:12
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quote:Originally posted by r_connolly_06:

How will this change affect me? I am using a unix text only internet browser.

You're fucked if its links or lynx.
 #170 
Old 2007-04-03, 23:14
The Death Monkey The Death Monkey is offline
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Do a barrel roll!
 #171 
Old 2007-04-04, 00:50
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Holy Fuckin w00t, It's finally coming.
 #172 
Old 2007-04-04, 04:12
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quote:Originally posted by Tamerlane:
 #173 
Old 2007-04-04, 04:26
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quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

It's possible, but I'll probably just leave IMG tags disabled for starters. Some people just couldn't control themselves for the hour that vB was on-line.

I can't believe so many people are SO AFRAID OF CHANGE. What a bunch of conservative motherfuckers.
 #174 
Old 2007-04-04, 05:40
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I say you close totse for a couple of weeks, add a bunch of mods/pc-experts to your msn if you have one, then redesign the site from the ground up, keep the TXT files, and the database of user, just a diffrent layout and shit.

you should also use google adds, because my crusty ass uses them, and I got 30$ in one month, notice that my site never gets more than 10 vistors.
 #175 
Old 2007-04-04, 07:15
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It's quite sexy.
 #176 
Old 2007-04-04, 07:19
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

wtf are you doin jeff?
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Old 2007-04-04, 07:23
goforthebo goforthebo is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Yo dude this shit gives me a headache..
 #178 
Old 2007-04-04, 08:04
rasta_rider rasta_rider is offline
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

+1 Jeff, PLUS MOTHERFUCKING ONE! Don't listen to the fuckers who are bitching, vBul is just peachy.
 #179 
Old 2007-04-04, 22:40
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If she's easy, take'r twice.
Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

hope these bugs get worked out man. +1 for Jeff
 #180 
Old 2007-04-26, 22:55
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England
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my pensi is really sore, 191919
 #181 
Old 2007-12-22, 20:56
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Basement
Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Don't do it, it's a bad idea.:o
 #182 
Old 2007-12-28, 06:17
FAT_SHIT_TONY FAT_SHIT_TONY is offline
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Yeah I agree
 #183 
Old 2008-03-22, 03:12
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Basement
Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

How's it workin for ya?
 #184 
Old 2008-04-11, 19:58
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Groovy.
Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

How's it workin for ya?

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Old 2008-11-03, 07:41
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Default Re: Load-testing vBulletin today

Bump.
 
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