Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.

Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.

Sadly, being the stupid teen I am I took advice that stimulating the ass was goood (it was :) ). I didn't realise how hard it would be to get it out if it got stuck :(.

Now, I didn't use the cap end, I was using that to try and pull it out. When that came off the only thing I could grab was the tip (the thing your mark with) and it came off too.

leave it in you are highlighting your asstributes

quote:
Originally posted by Bizzy:
leave it in you are highlighting your asstributes

I lolled and it hurt my ass :(

quote:
Originally posted by Unseeen:
That'd be a hard one to explain to your parents.

Indeed.

"Hey mom, could I just have a quick chat with you?"

"Sure what is it?"

"Well, I was naked after I had a shower and a highlighter was sitting vertically on my bed... and next thing I know... SODOMY!"

quote:
Originally posted by Xiao Mei:
How far up your ass is it?!

I guess 1cm behind the ring of muscle that controls my ass when I take a dump. Which is like an inch or two thick in itself. So the very bottom of it is about an inch up my ass.

I just feel really comnstipated now, and I cant walk without pain.

PS: Thats the last time I checked... 5 hours ago. It may have gone farther up :(

Shit guys, I could barely fit the highlighter up there. My getting even 2 fingers in im almost impossible.

Its gune up farther too. Its probably 1 1/2 inches up maybe 2.

I doesn't even hurt to sit on it. Shit, I'd rather die than go to ER.

God help me, bud if you can ask the ER guy if theres ANY other way... oh god.

EDIT: FUCK. Theres no way I can pull it out. I'm almost crying now, I don't like this at all. Someone help me. My parents are here so I can't scream like I need to.

quote:
Originally posted by El Grapadora:
How old are you?

Stupid and young enough to do anything to get off.

I'm 15 :3. Such an idiot.

quote:
Originally posted by imperfectcircle:
It was cold?

Oh hardee har har.

I'm making progress which has pulled me out of depression. My hand smell like shit, but I'm slowly unjamming it.

EDIT: MOTHER FUCKER! Progress gone ! OH GOD DAMN IT!

quote:
Originally posted by part turtle:
Ummmm except for the fact that (assuming he lives in America) he would get in trouble for UNDERAGE DRINKING?

Yeah, I've already done that, and been in trouble for OD'ing on Xanax.

Thats why I said I can't do this to them.

EDIT: My mom even came into my room today and said:

"I hope we can have a nice weekend together"

"No drinking or drugs. Just be a nice family weekend"

I can't do this to her, I Just can't. But I can't get it out either. I'm crying because I really don't wanna hurt my parents anymore.

Its gone!

I have to shove things up there more often I think.

I went, and they actually tried giving me an enema to get it out. It didn't turn out so well so they admitted me.

After being admmitted, they put me on a morphine drip for the "extreme" pain (wasn't that bad of a pain, but the more morphine the better :) ).

Then today, I awoke to find two hospital volunteers in my room. They game me a freakin' Gamecube, and a DVD player to use while I waited for the surgeon (it was surgically removed).

I kept getting morphine, so I was happy. I was wonderfully numb playing NFS: Underground when they came and said the surgeon was ready (2 hours ago). I went up in a wheelchair to the operating room and was knocked out.

I still feel light headed from all the morphine, and knock out shit.

All in all, it was like a free vacation (Canada, free healthcare). I gotta do that again some time.

quote:
Originally posted by Thromboembolic:
Huzzah! Hail the conquering hero!
How'd your parents react?
Do you still have the highlighter?
Did they take x-rays or anything?
Pics and descriptions of all!

My dads reaction was hilarious!

He had a little to much to drink, but he's a friendly drinker so it was funny. He said "Wa- wait? What the hell?" with the the most priceless expression ever.

I wish I had the highlighter as a souvenir, but they took it :(. Also, after the X-ray, I swear to god I heard the technicians laughing their asses off.

Oh well, the morphine made the sad go away :).

EDIT: And firekitty, that good luck card kicks ass. Thanks :).

Haha, I actually just told my parents the truth.

Me: Hey... uh I did something really stupid. Can I have a ride to the hospital?
Mom: What'd you do?
Me: I uhh... kind have a highlighter in my ass :(.
Mom *incredulous look of suprise*: What?
Me: Yeah, so can you drive me?
Mom *to dad*: Chris...
Mom *to me*: Sean tell your father what you did.
Me: I have a marker in my ass. Its stuck.
Dad: Wha- WHAT?

*drive to hospital*

I arrive and register and wait for the nurse. As is to be expected in this situation I get the hottest looking nurse in the building. I tell her whats up and she brings in the doc.

He put his finger in my ass. Not cool (but hay, neither's a marker), but he said an enema should get it out.

this thread is gold.

Archive, PLEASE !!

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