note to self- start typing notes to self

note to self- add more butter

note to self- less butter more meat

note to self- bake things before eating them if needed

note to self- make sure cat isn't inside oven when baking

note to self- cook longer

note to self- get new socks

note to self- sit in 4th row left side for best view

note to self- starring too long draws attention

note to self- I am in a different body.

note to self- find waldo

note to self- switch back to old body and rough up the other one

note to self- The other body's force is so strong...must give in...must get as many posts as other body...and gain the power to leave this body...its sticky in here!

note to self- use laxative as directed

note to self- running while taking a shit is possible

note to self- don't trust the fairy

note to self- found waldo, buy next issue

note to self- viagra only $6 per bottle

note to self- you can't cheat the casino

note to self- get some more sponge bob square pants boxers

note to self- you can't get laid for $5... easily

note to self- Use the buddy system while eating pretzels.

note to self- get carter

note to self- Masterbation does not cause blindness.

note to self- olive garden pizza sucks

note to self- Get eyes checked...

note to self- m1000 are no substitute

note to self- Sex isn't the most important thing in life...Its the only thing!

note to self- lose 400 lbs before next attempt at trampoline.

note to self- don't model things that resemble a penis at any stage of the modeling process in school.

note to self- Cancel plans to feel Ms. Mann up...name questionable...and mysterious bulge in frontal pant region unattractive.

note to self- Fingers are tired.

note to self- wash hands

note to self- never mention anything to do with mysteriouse red panties on bed

note to self- wheaties go right through you

note to self- Cancel date with girlfriend...Star Trek Convention in Town.

note to self- You don't have girlfriend

note to self- homeless guy by book store will do anything for a dollar... get him to buy porn

Note to self - Tissues are in the bathroom...

note to self- pick up copy of WSJ to look smart and rich

note to self- i just ruined your attempt at having only 1 person in this post.....that means you can knock it off now

note to self- there were already 2 people

note to self- resume noting to self

Note to self - Is it possible to get rid of racism? Won't non racists be racist against racists and therfore being racist themselfs...mmmm donuts in fridgerator!

note to self- enjoy enjoying enjoyment

Note to self - Put annoying guy on "things that piss me off list" in bitch and moan forum...and then watch tv.

note to self- pop popcorn for 3 minutes

note to self- replenish body fluid soon

note to self- sink water tastes ok

Note to self - Write note to self, then turn tv diner and resume cooking for 1 1/2 to 3 minutes...serve and enjoy.

note to self- lable warnings are there for a reason

note to self-mouse pad compatible with pc and mac

note to self- cat is hungry and meowing, bat it away form monitor, can't see AHH

Note to Self - Stop notations and get sum sleep...aw fuck it...lets watch infomercials...thats a great idea...I agree.

note to self- 7 pound cat flys farther than expected

note to self- continue this at later date

note to self- steal a PDA phor yeti phor valentines day. deliver it with a note attached that reads, "phor notes to self"

note to self- continue writing notes to self

note to self- get something to eat

note to self- bring something to school tomorrow to break open gym locker

note to self- the reply button uses the get method

note to self- see whats on PPV

note to self- all tv channels for men require monthly payments

note to self- army men wont melt in the microwave and if they do it takes too long

note to self- ferret is most likely to kill cat, put cat in ferrets cage

note to self- only I can prevent forest fires

note to self- get professional set of slim jims

note to self- until then use clothes hanger

note to self- buy more novelty items

note to self- crouching tiger hidden dragon sucked, say it was good so you don't have to talk about why you think is sucked

youre stupid

note to self- for spring break go to Daytona beach or south beach, rent Ferrari and pick up chicks

note to self- don't go 110 mph in 45 mph zone any more

note to self- raisin bran goes right through you, just like the wheaties

note to self- use buddy system when walking through museum

note to self- resist the red button you were toled not to push

note to self- time to go

Note to self- Fornicate was here!

Note to self- yeti has a pda...he just doesn't use it for notations

Note to self- Fornicate doesn't live in fucking africa...if he did...would he be able to afford this amdxp 1800+ processor, know english, and have the knowledge to write this?

Note to self- Didn't think so biotch! Eat my SHIZNIT!

Note To Self - Say yeti has too much time on his hands, and then say something intelligent

yeti has too much time on his hands, my cats breath smellls like cat food

Note to self- make sure you know where your penis is at ALL times

note to self- all other selfs who are not authorized... get off the fucking thread! This is a restricted area.

note to self- new episode of sponge bob square pants on monday at 8/7 central

note to self- am i a restricted other self?

note to self- no you have authorization

note to self- dugan won a really hot chick at that auction. I can't wait until tuesday. She will be eating lunch with us I belive.

Note to self - ice-bags work well with orange triangles

note to self- get back to work

note to self- there are too many viagra ads on this site

note to self- video didn't kill the radio star...

note to self- it was masterbation

note to self- at least 40% of the girls at school will become porn stars... I can't wait!

note to self- still need to break open gym locker

note to self- A beautiful mind was good, but A beautiful train was better

note to self- If you listen to Chuck Norris' Homoerotic theme song too much, you'll go blind

note to self- radio would be better if it played less commercials and more songs, not the same 10 songs over and over and over and over

note to self- dont say these things during sex. You woke me up for that?! Do you accept Visa? I hope your as good looking when i'm sober. Um... when is this supposed to feel good? Wow your almost as good as my ex. I really hate women who think sex means something. would you keep it down, daddy is a light sleeper. How long to you plan to be"almost there"?

note to self - is kiddie porn leagal if you are looking at someone your own age..ie a 6 yr old male...looking at a nude 6 yr old female playing with blocks?

note to self- dude!

note to self- this forum cost $200 +

note to self- weapon of choice is the voice

note to self - is incest ok....if you're adopted?

note to self- why is today a holiday?

note to self- teller never talks

note to self- excuse me for interrupting and im not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much ass

note to self- shhh...im sneaking up stairs where connection is faster

note to self - im in an upstairs and locked position

note to self - don't tell mom the babysitter is dead!

note to self- mmm floor pie

note to self- welcome to helgas house of pain

note to self...Masterbation is NOT a family activity!

note to self- you talk about slapin teh salami too much

note to self...french people piss me off

note to self- get a blow up doll

note to self...list all euphenisms for saying masterbation...

note to self-"Tug of war with Cyclops"
"Choking the Chicken"
"Corralling the Tadpoles"
"Wanking"
"Having a Toss"
"Jerking Off"
"Slappin' the Salami"
"Flogging the Dolphin"

note to self- get desperate dan video

note to self- go see whats on tv

note to self- *Put notable coment here*

note to mods- close this shit so this liitle punk wasted all his time before he gets the record, i think the longest one i saw was like 23 pages or so, it was long as balls

Note to self: Find out why kamikaze pilots wear helmets.

i agree with hazard, its just taking up space, and its pretty damn annoying.

note to self -- it is geting a little old...but so is John Madden...but he's still on the tv...so i dunno what to do with my friends forum :/

note to self... yeti said he'd kill me if i stop posting....oh no....life wasn't made to....not like this...help me....please drop that gun....BANG oh dammit why the leg oh why FUCK you didn't have to...shoot me in the arm too...don't shoot me...i'll keep posting ok...DAmmit! infact im posting right now...pleaze don't kill me!!!!

note to self- quit your bitching. Just ignore it if this thread for some reason is "annoying". This is the bitch and moan forum and anything goes. Exept bitching and moaning about threads.

note to self- all my clocks have different times

note to self- dawn takes too long to wash off

note to self- get more batteries

note to self- if it lives call it Donny, if it dies call it dinner

note to self- plastic forks don't conduct electricity

i think you have a rather abnormal problem with trying to get your post count as high as you can manage

Yeti continues to post

Get it!? Get the pun!? HA! I just kill myself sometime! I crack me up! Oh that's rich.

[This message has been edited by Metaphysicist (edited 01-25-2002).]

if he is posting nonsense here then it will spare us from non sense elsewhere. let him ocuppy himself where it will not annoy anyone.

do not close this topic

note to self- continue posting untill you have over 100 posts total

note to self- 2 more to go

note to self- 1 more

note to self- IM THERE!!!!!!

We must finish what we have begun-

i like humans but i hate people its starnge yet slightly arousing.

i must reach page 7

i must soldier on i must reach page 7

no can't give up now i......i must succeed

please god give me the power to make it threw this post. Oh yeah i geuss i should have got the point after that time you let my house burn down with my family in it huh.

fucking hell cmon page seven7

a thought just poped into my head we should all unite and become one nation on the moon.

make me a pie

i know most of you are sick of reading mindless dribble so from now on I will only post blank messages.

note to self - check meaning of "Poop Deck"

note to self - never check meaning of "poop deck" again.....sailors aroused by butt cleavage.

well i guess 7 good but 8 is better so i now have bettered myself and now must reach infinite possibilitys.

i one a horse

i two a horse

i three a horse

i four a horse

i five a horse

i six a horse

i seven a horse

i ate a horse ha

hahahahaha uh thats not as funny as i thought it would have been

i hate the lord

shit im tired of fucking around

note to self- don't talk to that guy that stares at me when ever im around(he scares me)

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note to self - must get a life

note to self- kick your ass

Looks like someone wanted to becom an addicted totse member really fast.

this

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note to self- dont touch things that APPEAR to be dead

note to self- shoot the naighbors god dam loud dogs

note to self- find out what the word enigma means

note to self- dont go on rollercoasters drunk

note to self- go on them high

note to self- dont goto sleep mad, take your anger out on something first

note to self- dont kiss drunk gurls that dont feel good

note to self- nothing in life is free, unless you steal it

note to self- practice lucid dreaming

note to self- have a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up

note to self- throw water baloons of rooftops, after leaving them outside for a couple hours in winter

note to self- swallow sunflower seeds, not sunflower shells

note to self- finish the rest of the warm cup of shut the fuck up

note to self- find out how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

note to self- find out what neighbors would do if i chucked a piece of wood through there window

note to self- dont chuck wood anymore

note to self- find out the meaning of life, through many mind expanding drugs

note to self- feel the need for greed

i hate this thread but i couldnt let it sit at 187 posts.

i think this thread should be renamed the communtiy thread of boosting post count

lalala i am so smart, i am so smart

i am so smart i am so smart