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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-12, 20:12
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mulatto's post made me wonder what percentage of totse are atheists.

Post with your religion/lackthereof

i = christian

[This message has been edited by Deus_Literia (edited 05-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:13
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I'm an atheist, yet went to Catholic schools.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:16
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LETS NOT FORGET JEWSUS AND SWEET MARY, GOD's LITTLE KIKE WHORE
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:19
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Joseph fucked and cummed in Mary's ass, but some of the cum however ran down into her vagina, thats why she regarded herself as a virgin. She was also on crack and imagined the whole angel thing.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:29
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In greek days they held their books as the word of god. Then the next religion created new gods and laughed at the greeks. Today we laugh at the sillyness of both yet christians hold their book as the word of god. I garauntee you that in the furture someone will giggle at whats written in the christian bible and a new book will be their word of god. You cant beleive in something like this. If you want to be free drop your useless faith
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:29
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*raises hand*
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:31
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by KooperParakarry:

I'm an atheist, yet went to Catholic schools.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:32
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quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

*raises hand*
yet i went to a jewish school, and still do.

Thats probably why.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:33
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I'm an atheist/buddhist
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:36
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Hail Satan!
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:37
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quote:Originally posted by Your Papi:

Hail Satan!

Shemhemforash!
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:39
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quote:Originally posted by PanzerFaust0:

LETS NOT FORGET JEWSUS AND SWEET MARY, GOD's LITTLE KIKE WHORE

i don't why, but i lawled at your anti-semitism.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:40
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Atheists are a bunch of losers.

God is the bomb-shit-diggity, yo.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:41
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Anyone who praises any god is an idiot. God is just as real as the easter bunny & santa claus.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:42
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My mom i found out was mormon, a couple weeks back... i thought she was christian, but my dad hes agnostic. They decided not to raise me through a church, so i had a chance to decide for myself what religion to follow if any, rahter then having a religion pushed on me and follow it blindly for the rest of my life. i thank my parents. btw im atheist.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:43
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quote:Originally posted by Quageschi:

Anyone who praises any god is an idiot. God is just as real as the easter bunny & santa claus.

you mean...santa clause...doesn't exist!???



*sobs in corner*
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:45
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quote:Originally posted by Quageschi:

God is just as real as the easter bunny & santa claus.

Yeah, you're right. However, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause are just as real as the computer screen you're looking at and your false sense of self. You just haven't figured out yet that those things don't really exist, either.

[This message has been edited by Sylvan (edited 05-12-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:52
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quote:Originally posted by -Q:

I'm an atheist/buddhist

Shut up.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:53
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meh
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:54
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Pagan here. Not the pretentious witchcraft type though, more of your pragmatic Theodist type thing.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:55
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I enjoy Buddhist philosophy. When you look at what the Buddha said, and then at what Jesus and Mohammad said, there are a lot of similarities.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:55
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quote:Originally posted by Sylvan:

Yeah, you're right. However, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause are just as real as the computer screen you're looking at and your false sense of self. You just haven't figured out yet that those things don't really exist, either.



They exist within the reality that I am operating in and that is enough for me. I do not need your mystical mumbo-jumbo to be happy, and happiness is all that matters.
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:55
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Raised in a fundamentalist baptist household.

Deconverted to atheism earlier this year.

Free at last!
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:55
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not a whole lot of intelligent posts going on is there in SG?
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Old 2006-05-12, 20:56
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I'm an atheist, and I'm watching porn. Clean conscience, baby.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:01
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quote:Originally posted by HAND:

In greek days they held their books as the word of god. Then the next religion created new gods and laughed at the greeks. Today we laugh at the sillyness of both yet christians hold their book as the word of god. I garauntee you that in the furture someone will giggle at whats written in the christian bible and a new book will be their word of god. You cant beleive in something like this. If you want to be free drop your useless faith

OH MY GOD! I have been saying this EXACT thing for the past while defending Athiesm... That is crazy. I know exactly what you mean... Now we laugh at people for even believing Greek Mythology, but back then it was really serious to them, right now Christianity is serious to a lot of people, but in a few hundred years or so people will laugh at it.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:03
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I'm an athiest now, pretty much because I don't want to deal with choosing a faith at this point.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:08
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Raised in a fundamentalist baptist household.

Deconverted to atheism earlier this year.

Free at last!

Excellent.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:11
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I'm agnostic although I'm slowly, but surely leaning towards the atheism side.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:11
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When I believed in god as a child I thought the minister at the church was god. After that I stopped believing.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:16
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I'm an athiest with occasional forays into Buddhism and Jainism.

☭
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:17
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I am an atheist.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:23
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I refuse to worship anyone but myself or equally divine beings
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:40
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IÂ’m atheist/agnostic. IÂ’m open-minded. If somebody can scientifically prove to me that there is a god. And mean hard evidence. Not some prophecy that can be interpreted too all kinds of shit. Then sure I will knee down and pray.

But on the other hand. The Christian god is one mean mother fucker. And I donÂ’t think he deserves to be worshiped.
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:48
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i'm agnostic

prove he exists and i'll follow you

~Your friendly neighborhood Heck Tate
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:52
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i hate religions

there is no god wake up
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Old 2006-05-12, 21:55
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I am an atheist.

Christians are ok...for me to poop on.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:00
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agnostic leaning to atheisim. IT just can't be proven that the Bible contains accurate historical events.

If someone walked around these days claiming to be son of God, healer, water-wine, walk on water etc noone would believe him/her, they'd think he was a nut. It's just that people could not explain certain things in those days that we know today, and had to think of something to comfort themselves etc.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:02
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Agnostic/pantheist, used to be atheist, but now I think it's just as faith based as any other religion... seeing as we still know very little about the workings of the universe.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:05
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everyone in thier life needs a sort of higher power, when your a child you dont have a higher power, but rather a role model that you immitate, usually your parents or older kids you interact with. when you get older people inevitably get introduced into a sort of religion, which becomes your higherpower. your higher power can be a person, object, or even a substance.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:06
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quote:Originally posted by KooperParakarry:

I'm an atheist, yet went to Catholic schools.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:13
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Nihilist/what the fuck ever.

I hold no conventional beliefs, I guess you could say.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:13
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quote:Originally posted by -Q:

I'm an atheist/buddhist

btw, Da Black Ice, simply saying shutup doesn't make u sound very intelligent. would u mind explaining what u were trying to say?

[This message has been edited by Ghettolicious (edited 05-12-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:17
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quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

*raises hand*
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:19
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How I went from a good little devout Catholic boy to an athiest to agnostic to... something I can't quite define. It's just too divine. (http://tinyurl.com/l38us)

That rhyme was unintentional...
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:21
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quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I enjoy Buddhist philosophy. When you look at what the Buddha said, and then at what Jesus and Mohammad said, there are a lot of similarities.

Yes. Like I said in that thread I just posted, I believe all faiths are paths to spiritual enlightenment. There is no "right" religion.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:21
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quote:Originally posted by static_void:

How I went from a good little devout Catholic boy to an athiest to agnostic to... something I can't quite define. It's just too divine. (http://tinyurl.com/l38us)

That rhyme was unintentional...

Hahaha, all that dexedrine has fucked with your brain, man.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:34
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before you denounce a certain religion in the name of your own, you should read their version of the bible.

*fuck flood control*
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:42
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quote:Originally posted by Paladin55:

i hate religions

there is no god wake up
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:47
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Quote:
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quote:Originally posted by Paladin55:

i hate religions

there is no god wake up


QTF.

Me=Atheist w/ a bit of slavic paganism/belief in magic
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:47
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quote:Originally posted by Deus_Literia:

mulatto's post made me wonder what percentage of totse are atheists.

Post with your religion.

i = christian

But Atheism isn't a religion...
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:50
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quote:Originally posted by Sylvan:

Atheists are a bunch of losers.

God is the bomb-shit-diggity, yo.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:51
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I'm an athiest, but constantly study all kinds of faith for sake of debate.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:53
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Thank god for atheism.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:56
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quote:Originally posted by Sylvan:

Yeah, you're right. However, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause are just as real as the computer screen you're looking at and your false sense of self. You just haven't figured out yet that those things don't really exist, either.

Trying to sound deep, are we?

I'm an atheist, but I keep an open but skeptical mind towards theosophy.
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:58
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quote:Originally posted by Dystopic_Figure:

a bit of slavic paganism/belief in magic

Magic?

*dances around the fire in his living room while naked, invoking the magic that will put some fresh new 20's in his wallet*
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Old 2006-05-12, 22:59
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I dont believe in religion so i am nothing.
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Old 2006-05-12, 23:03
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I am an agnostic.
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Old 2006-05-12, 23:05
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quote:Originally posted by Ghettolicious:

btw, Da Black Ice, simply saying shutup doesn't make u sound very intelligent. would u mind explaining what u were trying to say?



That being an atheist but also following a religon is contradictory? I would think that's kind of obvious.
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Old 2006-05-12, 23:11
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Well, I guess I'm an atheist in that I don't believe in god.

But I don't really consider myself an atheist in the sense that I am certain that god doesn't exist- I just don't see anything that would cause me to believe in god, and don't care to argue the point since so many religious people are incredibly stupid.

Let's just say that I believe god exists to the same extent that I believe pokemon exist.
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Old 2006-05-12, 23:33
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I am a Christian. Personally, I don't see the reasons for loathing faith so much. If a certain belief makes one happy(not at the expense of others), then let them be.
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Old 2006-05-12, 23:37
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atheist.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:01
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quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

Let's just say that I believe god exists to the same extent that I believe pokemon exist.

But Pokemon DO exist!
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:11
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quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Hahaha, all that dexedrine has fucked with your brain, man.

I don't want to start a fight but I actually take a bit of offense to that dude. My faith is something very sacred to me and is the only reason I don't just go blow my fucking head off.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:13
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And for the record I was 100% dexedrine-free when I wrote that; in fact, that was the first day I remained completely sober from all drugs in a very long time.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:14
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quote:Originally posted by static_void:

My faith is something very sacred to me and is the only reason I don't just go blow my fucking head off.

...What?!
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:18
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

...What?!

God is very comforting. I know I sound like a religious fanatic but God is all that gives me hope.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:20
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quote:Originally posted by KooperParakarry:

I'm an atheist, yet went to Catholic schools.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:23
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Atheist. Never started with religion, although Buddhism does concur with a couple of my beliefs.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:26
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Im atheist.

I believe in aliens more than i believe in a god.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:31
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quote:Originally posted by static_void:

I don't want to start a fight but I actually take a bit of offense to that dude. My faith is something very sacred to me and is the only reason I don't just go blow my fucking head off.

[Quote]Originally posted by static_void:

in fact, that was the first day I remained completely sober from all drugs in a very long time.

God doesn't seem to be helping you much, does he?
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:43
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You fucks.

I can't see how anyone could either prove without a shadow of a doubt that God exists, and I don't see how anyone could say the same about God not existing.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:54
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atheist
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:58
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quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

God doesn't seem to be helping you much, does he?

Oh, very clever. You know nothing about me; don't assume I'm not blessed in other ways.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:00
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"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

That's my general outlook on God.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:04
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I'm an atheist, but I'm cool with the religious. They do their thing and that's cool. Free country.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:07
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Yes.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:39
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quote:Originally posted by static_void:

Oh, very clever. You know nothing about me; don't assume I'm not blessed in other ways.

He's right. I've seen him in the shower, he is blessed.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:41
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quote:Originally posted by El Grapadora:

He's right. I've seen him in the shower, he is blessed.

....with genital warts.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:58
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Yep... atheist/agnostic whatchmacallit. Although I'm open-minded about souls and the afterlife and all that. I also have telekinetic powers and control the gateway to the etherworld.
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:04
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quote:Originally posted by Deus_Literia:

mulatto's post made me wonder what percentage of totse are atheists.

Post with your religion.

i = christian

Quit acting like it's a bad thing. I try not to topple your house-of-cards beliefs in debate that often out of courtesy, so please spare me the pretentious bullshit.

Atheist, after trying many religions and not agreeing with their philosophy and not really buying it.
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:24
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I'd say I'm more along the lines of agonistic. I used to be hardcore atheist, but have since become very heavily interested into eastern philosophy.

I don't believe in a "God," per se (that is, a higher entity with an INTENT), but possibly some type of higher being. Some sort of universal soul or consciousness that is the primary phenomena of all existence.

Yeah, I know a lot of Totse probably thinks all this metaphysical stuff is complete bullshit, but that's only because you just don't UNDERSTAND. You're DEEP enough, maan
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:31
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RELIGION IS FOR DUMBASSES!
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:33
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Catholic.
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:39
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*here*
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:39
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quote:Originally posted by lobotomy:

atheist.
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Old 2006-05-13, 02:50
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quote:Originally posted by She Devil:

I'd say I'm more along the lines of agonistic. I used to be hardcore atheist, but have since become very heavily interested into eastern philosophy.

I don't believe in a "God," per se (that is, a higher entity with an INTENT), but possibly some type of higher being. Some sort of universal soul or consciousness that is the primary phenomena of all existence.

Yeah, I know a lot of Totse probably thinks all this metaphysical stuff is complete bullshit, but that's only because you just don't UNDERSTAND. You're DEEP enough, maan

The force, you speak of.



Also www.joyofsatan.org (http://www.joyofsatan.org) has an interesting religon that some of you may like.
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Old 2006-05-13, 04:57
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i am



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Old 2006-05-13, 05:09
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I live more based on my own philosophy on life, so I guess I am sort of an athiest, and sort of follow my own religion.
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Old 2006-05-13, 15:58
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Traditional Satanist
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Old 2006-05-13, 17:03
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quote:Originally posted by She Devil:

I don't believe in a "God," per se (that is, a higher entity with an INTENT), but possibly some type of higher being. Some sort of universal soul or consciousness that is the primary phenomena of all existence.

Even though I personally think it's bullshit, I used to believe in that sort of thing.

http://www.theosophical.org/ seems like the PERFECT place for you.
 #92 
Old 2006-05-13, 17:11
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im an atheist
 #93 
Old 2006-05-13, 17:19
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I'm not an atheist, but I don't believe in God in the traditional sense....



Oh and wrong forum.
 #94 
Old 2006-05-13, 17:24
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Agnostic, the more socially acceptable athiest!

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Old 2006-05-13, 17:36
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I'm an atheist.

The concept of God is absurd. If it were not also a concept that seems to be built into people, it would not even be considered.
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Old 2006-05-13, 17:38
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It'd take a while to type out all my beliefs.

I'm not 100% sure what I am. I do believe in a higher power, but not in a god. I think that your subconscience is the higher power, and you are accountable for yourself. In what you try to do.
 #97 
Old 2006-05-13, 18:02
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I'm an atheist. I used to believe in god like when I was 8 or 9. But around 11 I started questioning a lot of things. So I just thought of something higher like a god was a joke.
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Old 2006-05-13, 18:30
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I am an atheist, because there is a load of bullshit evidence to support 'God' and some real evidence to support evolution. Apart from the bible which was probably just some shite book written by hard drug users in the middle ages.
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Old 2006-05-13, 18:53
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Mary was a virgin, Joseph just was collecting his come in a cocunut shell, and Mary decided to shove it up her pussy. Thus Jesus was born.
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Old 2006-05-13, 22:47
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Athiest/Agnostic.
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Old 2006-05-13, 22:58
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I'm an athiest, i beleive that religion is small-minded
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Old 2006-05-13, 23:30
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quote:Originally posted by Bostonjunk:

I'm an athiest, i beleive that religion is small-minded

by the same measure, so is athieism.
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Old 2006-05-13, 23:32
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quote:Originally posted by Deus_Literia:

by the same measure, so is athieism.



touché
 #104 
Old 2006-05-13, 23:39
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agnostic my theory is if you an prove to me that jesus did exist and cured 1000's of people could walk on water water to wine blah blah blah. without going "well it's in the bible so it must be true" I'll renounce my agnosticism but until then. christians can suck it
 #105 
Old 2006-05-13, 23:44
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I created my own religion.

Rule one: Do not talk about my religion in detail.
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Old 2006-05-13, 23:47
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+1
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Old 2006-05-14, 00:01
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Can I just clear up what "Atheism" is? Only, I've seen at least three retarded comments since i've been here.

Atheism = without god. That's it. You can't be a pagan and an atheist, you morons.

I'm an atheist, though I prefer the term non-religious, as I don't want to be associated with the(minority) small minded fucks on this board.

[This message has been edited by evilyuffie (edited 05-14-2006).]
 #108 
Old 2006-05-14, 00:03
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I am christian and whoever doesnt believe in some sort of god can go rot in the ground for all I care.
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Old 2006-05-14, 00:10
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1) Deist.

A problem with conventional beliefs is that by definition "God" is divine, and therefore beyond human understanding. To define "God" in human terms removes "God" from his/her place in the universe to eat the dust of common man.

ALthough if there is a heaven , I'll be hellbound.

Addendum: "Religion is an opiate of the masses". V.I. Lenin

[This message has been edited by Dire consequences (edited 05-14-2006).]
 #110 
Old 2006-05-14, 00:10
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quote:Originally posted by breakingstones:

I am christian and whoever doesnt believe in some sort of god can go rot in the ground for all I care.

That's very christian-like, isn't it? Aren't i supposed to hear the good word?
 #111 
Old 2006-05-14, 00:21
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quote:Originally posted by Deus_Literia:

by the same measure, so is athieism.

The disbelief in something without proof isn't small-minded. In fact, it's a good well-footed step in the right direction of thinking.

Faith, though, is the cause of most problems in the world (with greed being the second).

Sadly, far too many people couldn't survive without the fair tales that they believe in.

So sad. So very, very sad.

Oh, and I'm an agnostic. I believe that without proof, I cannot disprove "God", nor can I prove him. I naturally side with the "innocent before guilty" approach, though, to the matter.

Until someone finds the glove, OJ is innocent. And until someone finds proof of God, he doesn't exist.

And this is in the wrong bloody forum. :\
 #112 
Old 2006-05-14, 02:13
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Atheist, mostly cause all the prophets of you lord jesus were just eating a bunch of shrooms. I mean I see god when I have them why wouldn't everyone.
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Old 2006-05-14, 05:48
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Atheist. A greater being just seems so illogical to me.
 #114 
Old 2006-05-14, 05:51
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I just don't give a fuck. Is there a religion for that?
 #115 
Old 2006-05-14, 05:53
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We have a religious forum! ZOMG! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!!!!11
 #116 
Old 2006-05-14, 05:54
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atheist.
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Old 2006-05-14, 06:28
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Atheist

I don't know if there is a god but if there is one no pathetic earth bound religion even comes close to attracting it's attention. If there is a god it is largely irrelevant to my existence therefore not worth my time.
 #118 
Old 2006-05-14, 14:03
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why dose every one say god is nice and forgiving, i men he killed everyone on the earth except for Noah. eaven if god exist (yea right) i'd rathere be in hell than where he is.
 #119 
Old 2006-05-14, 15:14
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Athiesm, Alcoholism, Fukfuk, Drugz, Tatoos. There was a time when a person who did all that was unique and a rebel.
 #120 
Old 2006-05-15, 16:14
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The reason i beleive that religion is small-minded is because it puts the human race at the centre of everything.

If God did create the universe purely for us then there is a HELL OF A LOT of wasted space and time.

The universe is HUGE; huge far far far beyond our understanding, so is time.

As far as we can tell, the universe has been in existance for at least 15 billion years, the Earth has been around for only 4.3 billion years of that and humanity for only around 100,000 years of that; thats around 14.9 billion years of the universe without a human race, and the universe will most likely be around for billions of years after we are gone.

If you scale things down and represent the entire timeline of earths existance as the distance between the east and west coasts of the united states then the human race's existance is only the length of a dinner table (about 2 yards). Now imagine if the distance between the east and west coasts was representative of the timeline of the universe, suddenly, we're infintesimally small and that is only measuring in time, now imagine if we added space into that equation too and things get a WHOLE LOT smaller....

Now, I don't know about anyone else, but i think if God does exist and the bible is true and we are the centre of everything, then there is A LOT of wasted space and time



[This message has been edited by Bostonjunk (edited 05-15-2006).]
 #121 
Old 2006-05-15, 16:33
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quote:Originally posted by Bostonjunk:

The reason i beleive that religion is small-minded is because it puts the human race at the centre of everything.

If God did create the universe purely for us then there is a HELL OF A LOT of wasted space and time.

The universe is HUGE; huge far far far beyond our understanding, so is time.

As far as we can tell, the universe has been in existance for at least 15 billion years, the Earth has been around for only 4.3 billion years of that and humanity for only around 100,000 years of that; thats around 14.9 billion years of the universe without a human race, and the universe will most likely be around for billions of years after we are gone.

If you scale things down and represent the entire timeline of earths existance as the distance between the east and west coasts of the united states then the human race's existance is only the length of a dinner table (about 2 yards). Now imagine if the distance between the east and west coasts was representative of the timeline of the universe, suddenly, we're infintesimally small and that is only measuring in time, now imagine if we added space into that equation too and things get a WHOLE LOT smaller....

Now, I don't know about anyone else, but i think if God does exist and the bible is true and we are the centre of everything, then there is A LOT of wasted space and time



Who says God doesn't talk to alienz?
 #122 
Old 2006-05-15, 21:58
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I believe in me. I'm all I need.
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Old 2006-05-15, 22:03
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So many fucking agnostics.

Agnostics are just those who still believe there *might* be a God, and are therefore too afraid to deny his existence because there could be consequences.

Get some balls and become atheists.
 #124 
Old 2006-05-15, 22:39
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if there was a god i dont think i could worship him/her if they accepted agnostics(im an atheist)
 #125 
Old 2006-05-17, 22:41
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

Who says God doesn't talk to alienz?

there is nothing in the bible to say so, the bible put us at the centre of everything, so saying that he might talk to aliens is pure speculation
 #126 
Old 2006-05-23, 01:16
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quote:Originally posted by evilyuffie:

Atheism = without god. That's it. You can't be a pagan and an atheist, you morons.



I beg to differ. I'm a Buddhist Atheist. Contrary to popular belief, most Buddhist believe in no god. It's more of a way of life. Just because someone is atheist doesn't mean they can't be religious. As a matter of fact, atheism IS a religion.

re-li-gion, noun: 1. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.

2. The life or condition of a person in a religious order.

3. A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.

4. A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A "GOD".
 #127 
Old 2006-05-23, 01:24
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Wiccan

*shrugs* looks like im the first so far..?
 #128 
Old 2006-05-23, 01:29
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Secular Humanist, and a Bright.

Most atheists would probably agree with it's reasoning and day-to-day life applications.

Secular Humanism: http://tinyurl.com/9kwqv

The Bright's Network: http://the-brights.net/
 #129 
Old 2006-05-23, 02:52
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quote:Originally posted by Inti:

So many fucking agnostics.

Agnostics are just those who still believe there *might* be a God, and are therefore too afraid to deny his existence because there could be consequences.

Get some balls and become atheists.

Atheists are pretentious idiots who say they don't believe in God, but on Judgement Day will be praying with the rest of us.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I really don't fit into a category, I entertain so many different ideas. I'm an Alltheist.

[This message has been edited by prozak_jack (edited 05-23-2006).]
 #130 
Old 2006-05-23, 04:25
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I'm an atheist. I worship $1 prostitutes.

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 #131 
Old 2006-05-23, 05:49
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quote:Originally posted by CaffeineJunkie:

Wiccan

*shrugs* looks like im the first so far..?

It seems you're the first, how rebellious and unique of you.
 #132 
Old 2006-05-23, 05:55
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I'm an atheist but I believe God exists. To clarify, I see that he has an effect on people even though there's no reason to say he's really there.

quote:Oh, and I'm an agnostic. I believe that without proof, I cannot disprove "God", nor can I prove him. I naturally side with the "innocent before guilty" approach, though, to the matter.

Surely God is innocent of existing before you can prove he does.. I mean, if I say that a 30000-foot long shoe exists, you're not going to believe me because, since you have no evidence for it, for all intents and purposes it doesn't exist... the shoe has no effect on you therefore it's more sane to say it isn't there at all.

The difference with God, and the important point about my latest stance, is that He does have an effect on us. However, I still don't believe he's there because I can more convincingly explain these effects as similar in origin to other otherwise unrelated things I've experianced.
 #133 
Old 2006-05-23, 19:03
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quote:Originally posted by JK_the_CJer:

It seems you're the first, how rebellious and unique of you.

tahts not why why i said it.

Im posting in forums.

i happen to be wiccan.
 #134 
Old 2006-05-24, 03:27
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I am an ignostic apatheistic weak atheist but with every passing day I come closer to becoming an antitheistic strong atheist.
 #135 
Old 2006-05-24, 04:37
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complete non-belief in the supernatural.
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Old 2006-05-24, 06:27
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There is no God, there is no Devil.

These are just concepts made up in your head, just like Good/Evil Right/Wrong.

When you realise you are nothing but pure consciousness then it all starts to make sense.

For those who of you who say your atheists out there, what do you classify the soul as, and is therea belief in it?

Because there is no God and only pure awareness, do you see this consciousness as sort of the force of God?

When people pray to their God, they are doing nothing more than Remote Influencing their reality. You remote influence your reality everyday, you are just not aware of it. Got to love those coincidences you get that surprise you.

[This message has been edited by realitycourse (edited 05-24-2006).]
 #137 
Old 2006-05-24, 08:09
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quote:Originally posted by FunkyZombie:

I am an ignostic apatheistic weak atheist but with every passing day I come closer to becoming an antitheistic strong atheist.

Yes...venture further toward the dark side. Feel its power surging through your godless veins.

0_0
 #138 
Old 2006-05-24, 10:51
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what's god ever done for me?
 #139 
Old 2006-05-24, 10:58
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quote:Originally posted by the_general:

what's god ever done for me?

Made available the option for you to say "what's god ever done for me?" among other things lol.
 #140 
Old 2006-05-24, 11:57
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quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

Atheists are pretentious idiots who say they don't believe in God, but on Judgement Day will be praying with the rest of us.

Way to go for Sweeping Generalizations!

Einstein was a real dumbass!

In the highly unlikely event of a "Judgement Day", I won't be praying. If there is a God, he has done jack shit for me and my friends, and deserves no worship from us.
 #141 
Old 2006-05-24, 12:32
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quote:Originally posted by Inti:

Way to go for Sweeping Generalizations!

Einstein was a real dumbass!

In the highly unlikely event of a "Judgement Day", I won't be praying. If there is a God, he has done jack shit for me and my friends, and deserves no worship from us.

God gave you the ability and place to say "If there is a God, he has done jack shit for me and my friends..."
 #142 
Old 2006-05-24, 12:40
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quote:God gave you the ability and place to say "If there is a God, he has done jack shit for me and my friends..."

How do you know? Cause of a book written by a man who claims god told him what to write? Pa-lease.

[This message has been edited by Adrenochrome (edited 05-24-2006).]
 #143 
Old 2006-05-24, 13:16
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quote:Originally posted by Adrenochrome:

God gave you the ability and place to say "If there is a God, he has done jack shit for me and my friends..."

How do you know? Cause of a book written by a man who claims god told him what to write? Pa-lease.



lol nah! Cause he's clearly able to! What I call God, other people call Reality or wut-ev-errrr!
 #144 
Old 2006-05-24, 13:20
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So wait, you worship reality? I thought you were a moslim.
 #145 
Old 2006-05-24, 15:39
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quote:Originally posted by Adrenochrome:

So wait, you worship reality? I thought you were a moslim.



Yep, Reality's another God you can add to your temple and light incense to. I'll sell you the idol for $399.99 and toss in free incense and a prayer to quote to the God of Reality.

And as a side offer, if you buy the God of Reality for $599.99, you get a free God of Abraham and Isaac and a God of Muhammed.

This offer good for only 30 days. Buy now before stocks run out.

Also on sale: Holy candles- $3.99 a piece, holy incense- $4.99 a piece, holy oil- $5.99 per 500ml., holy female worshippers- $6.66 per woman per hour.

Hallelujah! It's a revival!
 #146 
Old 2006-05-24, 17:20
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

Made available the option for you to say "what's god ever done for me?" among other things lol.



Apart from that?
 #147 
Old 2006-05-24, 17:34
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Makes me think of the discussion about what buddhists should be considered. Are they atheists or agnostics? Or are they gnostics for that matter?
 #148 
Old 2006-05-24, 18:48
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/313907
 #149 
Old 2006-05-24, 20:47
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Atheist.



No gods.

No masters.
 #150 
Old 2006-05-24, 22:47
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quote:Originally posted by 42 - 6 - 17:

Atheist.



No gods.

No masters.

So cute. It's so... rebellious. HAHAHAHAHA! Fact is, son, there will always be masters. Adapt accordingly.
 #151 
Old 2006-05-25, 04:13
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quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:

So cute. It's so... rebellious. HAHAHAHAHA! Fact is, son, there will always be masters. Adapt accordingly.

And you are nothing without the Ultimate Master, Reality, completely dependant on it.
 #152 
Old 2006-05-25, 08:46
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quote:Originally posted by Ghettolicious:

I beg to differ. I'm a Buddhist Atheist. Contrary to popular belief, most Buddhist believe in no god. It's more of a way of life. Just because someone is atheist doesn't mean they can't be religious. As a matter of fact, atheism IS a religion.

re-li-gion, noun: 1. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.

2. The life or condition of a person in a religious order.

3. A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.

4. A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A "GOD".

Mere assertion won't get you anywhere especially when you didn't actually show why atheism fits into any of the definitions listed above. I could seriously argue against the contention that atheism fits into those definitions because.

1.Atheism is not an intitution

2.Atheists do not worship

3.Atheists do not base their values and beliefs around a spiritual leader.

4.Atheism has no central cause

Next time support your claims
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