Yes, the BBS was off-line for a few hours. It was a case of "too many messages for UBB to handle" and "I don't have time to fix this right now", so I left the BBS off and the website on for a few hours until I had a chance to fix it.

I pruned the message bases WAY back so that should keep us on-line for a few days.

As you were.

*salutes*

Man, I always cross my fingers when totse is down that it might be that long-awaited software upgrade Maybe in 2007, for totse's anniversary? One can only hope

Took long enough!



I'm glad it's back though.

Yay <3

At least we aren't getting avatars and that crap, thank you for that.

No update, oh well. I still love you Jeff.

Not to mention that you're back Jeff!

A few more days.

i almost had a panic attack when it said "bbs is down" or whatever...

*breaks out kegs and beer goggles*

yeah nig.

Welcome back, good sir. I was really worried about you for a while there.

*Salute's, about faces, and marches back to the battlefield*

-Angus

so when's that update coming?

Go Jeff!

What exactly is the "big suprise". I hope it wasnt the * *nix forum.

We get location back!

jeff is going back to his cave for another 2 months...

HI JEFF! ADOPT ME ^__^

Cool. This happens every 6 months or so, right? Heh, remember that time it happened so badly Wintermute made flood control 300 seconds...

quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:

Cool. This happens every 6 months or so, right? Heh, remember that time it happened so badly Wintermute made flood control 300 seconds...

That was hilarious. It was funny because HB was having siezures and WM tried to delete all the threads that kept popping up. Then she just got made and made flood control 300 secs. lol

quote:Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:

Go Jeff!

Hi lol.

No offence jeff, but where have you been?

Jeff, why don't you post more?

I want to know what you're like.

{DA}

Okay Taipan... I know you are in Walnut Creek and you live on a hill of some sort. A place with a view of some shrubbery. If I drive out there, will you turn on a search light to guide my way to you?

Something tells me that jeff has gone back into hybernation.

Do you ever get the feeling he reads our topics asking about him and lol's ?

Jeff, did you hear about the fake email from you that was sent to all mods and admin? If not, I'll show it to you.

quote:enigma@totse.com

I was tinkering with the BBS system and somehow managed to disallow my access to post, otherwise I wouldn't be requesting this via email.

I'm asking if you would make announcements in your respective forums about the downtime, which I will be using to convert the bbs into phpbb2. The downtime will likely last two to three days.

I'm going to be unavailable most of today, I will get back to any questions or concerns about your accounts and the new phpbb2 system later.

Yeah, acidmelt, the poor guy, ended up posting about it in NOTT, and other mods posted the same notice in their prospective forums.

-Selah

Jeff? He is back in hiding....

Gone... forever... and then BOOM! He appears! and for one glorious second, like a nuclear bomb in the middle of the night, he fills the world with light and happiness and hope, and then, as if nothing had happened, it becomes night again. But the fallout is there, yes... it will spread around totse until all are infected with the knowledge that Jeff posted once. and there will be hope.

That Wintermute stuff was absolutely hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

That was hilarious.

Hell, it should be 300 seconds again. I wouldn't care.

Wow, he isn't dead or in jail. Awesome.

Another mysterious appearance by Jeff Hunter...

We have so many questions for you Jeff!

This is getting strange. Admin restrictions, dead motherboards, then a down BBS.

Do you know if the RSS is working?

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

Gone... forever... and then BOOM! He appears! and for one glorious second, like a nuclear bomb in the middle of the night, he fills the world with light and happiness and hope, and then, as if nothing had happened, it becomes night again. But the fallout is there, yes... it will spread around totse until all are infected with the knowledge that Jeff posted once. and there will be hope.

Does anyone have a tissue? *sniff*

So, gone like that.

Well jeff, thanks for the update.

May I ask why you deleted your thread promising

a big surprise?

or did another admin delete it because of spam/bumpage?

Well, I hope for no updates, I like totse the way it is.

Only totse could pull off this old a BBS!

and if you decide to post again, this has been bugging me for a long time.

Where did you get the totse background? who made it?

Huh? It was gone?

What happens if Jeff is dead, and this is all just an automated program according to his last presets?

quote:Originally posted by DonMuttoni:

What happens if Jeff is dead, and this is all just an automated program according to his last presets?

Niggershitgaybitch?

quote:Originally posted by The Duke:

Jeff, did you hear about the fake email from you that was sent to all mods and admin? If not, I'll show it to you.

Yeah, acidmelt, the poor guy, ended up posting about it in NOTT, and other mods posted the same notice in their prospective forums.

-Selah

I didnt get one.

Thanks Jeff, nice to see you again.

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by The Duke:

Jeff, did you hear about the fake email from you that was sent to all mods and admin? If not, I'll show it to you.

Yeah, acidmelt, the poor guy, ended up posting about it in NOTT, and other mods posted the same notice in their prospective forums.

-Selah

What the FUCK?!

Jeff couldn't possibly be locked out. He has access to the server itself. If he needed to reset his details he could do it manually.

-deus-

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

Gone... forever... and then BOOM! He appears! and for one glorious second, like a nuclear bomb in the middle of the night, he fills the world with light and happiness and hope, and then, as if nothing had happened, it becomes night again. But the fallout is there, yes... it will spread around totse until all are infected with the knowledge that Jeff posted once. and there will be hope.

It would appear most of you don't know very much about Jeff. Firstly, "Jeff Hunter" is almost certainly not his real name.

Secondly, he has explicitly stated that he prefers to be an absentee dictator and to put an absolute minimum of effort into maintaining the forum community. There's only one thing he WILL come down on - and come down hard on - and that's threats to the forum. Totse Army for example was a legal threat, so anyone related was perma-banned.

In short, you'll only see him post when things are going wrong.

*Obligatory post in Jeffs thread*

quote:Originally posted by ruckus:

jeff is going back to his cave for another 2 months...

Hahaha!

Excellent.

*Does a dance*

Lets guess what sort of twisted, creepy sexual fetishes Mr. Hunter enjoys.

*post*

OMFG EJEEFF UHNRTTR U POST LSOLFOFLFORGKRFOF OMOMFFMGFOFMFOFOMOFMF

E: page 2 lol fucking owned

[This message has been edited by Rainbow Dancer (edited 09-14-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by reject:

*Obligatory post in Jeffs thread*

*posts*

hello

quote:Originally posted by swaZ:

*posts*

hello

Hello.



~Q~

smok w33d

Hey, Jeff!

My friend knows you!

It's okay, I won't tell anyone anything...revealing...

quote:Originally posted by The Duke:

Jeff, did you hear about the fake email from you that was sent to all mods and admin? If not, I'll show it to you.



I never received any fake email.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

Yes, the BBS was off-line for a few hours. It was a case of "too many messages for UBB to handle" and "I don't have time to fix this right now", so I left the BBS off and the website on for a few hours until I had a chance to fix it.

I pruned the message bases WAY back so that should keep us on-line for a few days.

As you were.

Translation: Yall Spam the Fuck too much. I don't have time for this shit. But i made time anyways. And cut the pork out the pig. So get the fuck back to spaming SG you losers.

THE JEFF HUNTER has spoken.

Hey Jeff, someone said that one of these guys (http://tinyurl.com/prdx6) is you. Can you validate that?

[This message has been edited by Captain WTF (edited 09-14-2006).]

oh fuck I regret not having checked this forum. I wanted to be the first one to reply .

quote:Originally posted by Captain WTF:

Hey Jeff, someone said that one of these guys (http://tinyurl.com/prdx6) is you. Can you validate that?



WTF? Where did you get that pic? None of those guys are Taipan. But I do know the insomniac on the right.

wtf

*posts in Jeff's thread to absorb the holy energy*

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

WTF? Where did you get that pic? None of those guys are Taipan. But I do know the insomniac on the right.

Actually, the fat one in the middle is.

No offense, sir.

-Angus

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I never received any fake email.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

I didnt get one.



Haha I did.

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I never received any fake email.

Because you're the one who sent them

Didn't ya bitch, didn't ya!

i m jeenias lawl pwnt

quote:Originally posted by Q:

Hello.



~Q~

why hello sexy

Heil Jeff Hunter!

If Jeff is dead how'd he post?

Update totse!!



Put back SoTD!!



Thanks. That is all.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Lets guess what sort of twisted, creepy sexual fetishes Mr. Hunter enjoys.

Midget hentai.

Jeff Hunter has a mother

quote:Originally posted by Wraith:

At least we aren't getting avatars and that crap, thank you for that.



True dat. I've read through other message boards and I can barely find the conversation because of all the flashing pictures and quotes.

ALL HAIL JEFF!

im shure jeff has a double account so he can post without people on the forum going:

"OMGKEWLZ! Its Jeff Hunter Postingzz!!!!111ONE111!"

quote:Originally posted by DeusEchelonDitis:

im shure jeff has a double account so he can post without people on the forum going:

"OMGKEWLZ! Its Jeff Hunter Postingzz!!!!111ONE111!"

Couldn't the mods work that out by finding a users ip address the same as Jeffs?

Nice to see it back and running smoothly after you dropped your skittles in the server



Happy its back

fuck you jeff!

quote:Originally posted by DeusEchelonDitis:

im shure jeff has a double account so he can post without people on the forum going:

"OMGKEWLZ! Its Jeff Hunter Postingzz!!!!111ONE111!"

If he posted more, then it wouldn't be such big deal.

Doesn't even have to be about 5 posts a night, Mr. Hunter.

{DA}

This thread simply lacks pornography and niggers.

Jeff, or administration, We should advertise

http://vspx27.stanford.edu/cgi-bin/main.py?qtype=teampage&teamnum=49185

totse's folding at home team more often.

WOOOOOO!

'Scuze Mr. Hunter, but you should consider posting more often. It would be a blessing to the community.

That is all.

quote:Originally posted by Jeff Hunter:

so that should keep us on-line for a few days.

As you were.

He's saying we spend all our time online.

quote:Originally posted by p0niti:

Gone... forever... and then BOOM! He appears! and for one glorious second, like a nuclear bomb in the middle of the night, he fills the world with light and happiness and hope, and then, as if nothing had happened, it becomes night again. But the fallout is there, yes... it will spread around totse until all are infected with the knowledge that Jeff posted once. and there will be hope.



Well put. *Salutes*

thanks Jeff

So they finally got internet in the old folks home?

quote:Originally posted by Ozzy Bot:

So they finally got internet in the old folks home?

Yup I hear they're using web searching and some people have gone as far as learning emailing.

Anyone ever think that maybe Jeff got tired of posting? I mean if you owned the site since 98 you would get tired of the same shit too. Sometimes you just have to let totse go for a while, even if you own the site.

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I never received any fake email.

I did..

Thanks, I was worried when I heard that it went down. Glad to know that you fixed it .

Thumbs up to you!

hey jeff wats ur favorite snack food

quote:Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:

*salutes*

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I did..

Yes because I knew how depressed you were, and wanted to make you feel special by having you receive an email directly from Mr. Jeff himself.

Was that so wrong?

I bet Jeff gets a kick out of the way some people treat him like God.

quote:Originally posted by Whore of God:

I bet Jeff gets a kick out of the way some people treat him like God.

Wouldn't you?

yay

quote:Originally posted by O RLY:

Anyone ever think that maybe Jeff got tired of posting? I mean if you owned the site since 98 you would get tired of the same shit too. Sometimes you just have to let totse go for a while, even if you own the site.

Explain Gustave, then.

He's being a bit of a cunt though. Wouldn't be that hard to type a few lines explaining whats happening.

im secretly jeff hunter

quote:Originally posted by Runaway_Stapler:



True dat. I've read through other message boards and I can barely find the conversation because of all the flashing pictures and quotes.

Dat's funny. I'm on a board with avatars, post counts, and member generated user ratings and the posts are easy to read and load at least as fast as totse.

Who is J.C. Stanton???



???

Exposo is Jeff hunter

I love you Jeff!!!

quote:Originally posted by d0nnar:



!.

quote:Originally posted by ADogg:

I love you Jeff!!!

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Exposo is Jeff hunter

Who are you, again?

quote:Originally posted by Sponsored Links:

Who is J.C. Stanton???



???



A convicted sex offender who's parole agreement terms doesn't allow him to be online with 13 year-olds or anywhere near them.

Submission sent.

I found a picture of Jeff: http://tinyurl.com/f7oy8

quote:Originally posted by d0nnar:

Dat's funny. I'm on a board with avatars, post counts, and member generated user ratings and the posts are easy to read and load at least as fast as totse.

Thanks for posting, d0nnar!

You're the man Jeff!!!

[This message has been edited by Insanityisme (edited 09-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Thanks for posting, d0nnar!

ZOMG!

quote:Originally posted by Vod:

WTF Jeff?

What are those page redirecting to ads? That fucking sucks. You seem to become too confident with the traffic you're getting now, without thinking that people might want to quit because of totse going worse.

Not only the ads, but the fact that you weren't here for a LONG time to at least close the registrations because of all the spam we got, the BBS system that is I-Don't-Know-How-Many years old, etc.

We have a nice, well-populated community that is really going downhill.

Please, don't let it fall

And how much have you donated to totse? None, just like most everybody else I'm assuming. Jeff has to make money somehow, and we're not in a position to question him.

Just be grateful.

quote:Originally posted by Vod:

WTF Jeff?

What are those page redirecting to ads? That fucking sucks. You seem to become too confident with the traffic you're getting now, without thinking that people might want to quit because of totse going worse.

Not only the ads, but the fact that you weren't here for a LONG time to at least close the registrations because of all the spam we got, the BBS system that is I-Don't-Know-How-Many years old, etc.

We have a nice, well-populated community that is really going downhill.

Please, don't let it fall

You see that little thing at the bottem of the page? it says "Powered by infopop (c)2000?"

I would assume that the UBB is that old.

Otherwise just google "UBB 5.5.b" and it will tell you the release date.

Just because it lacks fetures doesn't meen it isn't stable.

BTW, its nice to know that Jeff Hunter isn't dead/jail.

But isn't he like at least 40?! He couldn't have been that young when he first made NirvanaNet, or the dail in UBB (which should be brought back). . . . could he have?

quote:Originally posted by helladamnleet:

...or the dail in UBB (which should be brought back). . . .

QFT

WTF Jeff?

What are those page redirecting to ads? That fucking sucks. You seem to become too confident with the traffic you're getting now, without thinking that people might want to quit because of totse going worse.

Not only the ads, but the fact that you weren't here for a LONG time to at least close the registrations because of all the spam we got, the BBS system that is I-Don't-Know-How-Many years old, etc.

We have a nice, well-populated community that is really going downhill.

Please, don't let it fall

quote:Originally posted by Vod:

WTF Jeff?

What are those page redirecting to ads? That fucking sucks. You seem to become too confident with the traffic you're getting now, without thinking that people might want to quit because of totse going worse.

Not only the ads, but the fact that you weren't here for a LONG time to at least close the registrations because of all the spam we got, the BBS system that is I-Don't-Know-How-Many years old, etc.

We have a nice, well-populated community that is really going downhill.

Please, don't let it fall

Has anyone actually gotten those today? I ahve been on for a few HOURS and not gotten one. . . Maybe its to chase away kidiots?

Awesome eyeball harrassing ads. Thanks for the fucking suprise.

*donate button*

Yeah, the ads are stupid.

I miss totse a year or so back. It was still going downhill, but spam wasn't nearly as bad, there weren't those annoying ads, and we had an Admin that was around to keep shit in check.

I fear Jeff is slowly drifting towards the dark side

-Angus

test

Jeff, the fucks with the ads...?

[This message has been edited by Source (edited 09-29-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by helladamnleet:

Has anyone actually gotten those today? I ahve been on for a few HOURS and not gotten one. . . Maybe its to chase away kidiots?

I'm getting one every few minuits.



This is fucking pissing me off.

Quit complaining about the ads and get a better pop up blocker. How the fuck else is this site supposed to get money?



~Q~

quote:Originally posted by Q:

Quit complaining about the ads and get a better pop up blocker. How the fuck else is this site supposed to get money?



~Q~

The adds are not pop ups, they redirect the current window to a page adertiseing something, and you need to click on a link at the top to proceed to the page you clicked on.

quote:Originally posted by 13579:

The adds are not pop ups, they redirect the current window to a page adertiseing something, and you need to click on a link at the top to proceed to the page you clicked on.

Well I haven't been redirected at all yet. So there must be something that prevents it.



~Q~

quote:Originally posted by Q:

Well I haven't been redirected at all yet. So there must be something that prevents it.



~Q~



what internet do you have?

[56k/best avalible]

isnt there some secret board that only mods and admins can see ????

edit: i found out where jeff lives. it starts with W and ends with k and its 2 words.

is how you become a mod is by finding jeff and giving him head or something? or was that crack dealer lying....

[This message has been edited by uberdude (edited 10-05-2006).]

Why can't Jeff Hunter interact with Totse? Post more than once in these threads, then make threads in SG? I bet he reads every reply to threads like this, and also reads most forums, and knows us by screenname, like Zok does.

quote:Originally posted by Careless Gunfire:

Why can't Jeff Hunter interact with Totse? Post more than once in these threads, then make threads in SG? I bet he reads every reply to threads like this, and also reads most forums, and knows us by screenname, like Zok does.

Or, he might actually have a job and a life.

Yeah, I'm glad totse doesn't have the avatars and signature bullshit.

Totse is running nice and smooth right now if you ask me, aside from whatever technical difficulties Jeff faces.

People are always saying totse is going downhill and what-not. Just spend some time away from SG. And still, SG isn't all that bad right now. You know it's bad when theres nothing but stupid threads and spam. I've been seeing some decent threads. All is not lost.

And yeah, glad to see you Jeff. Hope you can sort your shit out.

Why do people think that Jeff will respond when they try talking to him?

wouldn't a sig feture work slik if it had to be an off site image?