When someone approaches me with a serious question out of nowhere when im really happy and really buzzed

You are.

Really? Well I guess for me it depends on the drug and situation...
Like once I was shrooming with a group of friends and one of them takes off and says "Well, I gotta go guys, later."
Then we get like no explanation as to why, and he never forewarned us....lol. We were all like "....fuck.." and it really brought down the mood, stuff like that.

Or when you're smoking with some people/someone, and you are really stoned, then some shit happens like maybe they get angry or annoyed at you (doesn't even have to be you), that's a real buzz kill.

Cops and annoying people.

The worst fucking buzz kill for me is when low life bottom feeders try to get free lines from me when I'm zooted.

Paranoid people. Like when you are driving around with someone smoking and they think every car on the road is a police cruiser, or that every other driver on the road within a mile radius can clearly see that the joint you are smoking isn't a cigarette and is calling the cops.

doctors.

Boring people (i.e. people who talk too much about nothing or too little about anything).

Food. (Except fruit... I guess this is more for psychedelics than just weed or alcohol, though when I'm high and munch out I'm quickly 'sober' again.)

Cops.

kids whose heads are on a swivel. you know who i am talking about. you are sitting in a marginally shady area, smoking a blunt, when all of a sudden your buddy jus starts looking around like a nervous rabbit on its first trip out of the burrow.

shit annoys me cause i always think they spotted a cop or something, but no, they are just paranoid rubber necked fucks. i smoke to get relaxed not stressed out. dont bring your paranoia to my circle mother fucker!

Cops. Overdoses.

People.

Kids who claim to know a lot about drugs, but don't. I end up going on a long rant about whatever drug myth/story they are telling. We both end up pissed; it's their fault for being fucking idiots.

Cops. People who do nothing but complain. A blunt rolled too tight. Paranoid fuckers. Conflict.

people who would rather go to mcdonalds than have a worthwhile conversation. and cops.

Funny, I am constantly busting bullshit myths, and that never happens to me. Maybe you should try a different approach. Instead of saying you are wrong, give reasons why it can not logically be true.

You hear about people smoking LSD? explain how heat destroys the molecule, and go in to further detail than that just to show you know your shit.

People who prevent you from going to McDonalds

Selfish motherfuckers piss me off. It makes we wish I wasn't even high and I was just somewhere else

Someone complaining they are bored
Person A constantly begging Person B to smoke more of Person B's weed
Someone being a tight ass and making people beg to smoke their weed

And people who can't make a fucking decision on their own. This pisses me off like crazy. This is an actual conversation I witnessed:

Person A: Do you want to eat dinner?
Person B: I dunno, do you want to eat dinner
A: I guess, do you want to eat here or go out
B: I dunno, what do you want to do?
A: Well, do you want to look at whats here?
B: Sure, lets look what we have here.
-stare into fridge for 5min-
A: Anything look good to you?
B: I dunno, what do you want to make?
A: I guess we could always go out.
B: Sure, where to do want to go?
A: I dunno, what do you want?
B: Whats in the area?
A: There's Pizza, Chinese, Italian, Mexican, Sushi, or Fast Food. What do you want?
B: I'd be ok with Pizza, Italian, Mexican, or Sushi. What do you want?
Me: (Pissed off at this point) We're getting pizza
A: Do you want to get take out or eat there?
B: I dunno, what do you want to do?
Me: We're eating there.
A: Are we going to get a pie to share or individual slices?
B: We could get a pie...or individual slices
Me: We are going to order individually

We get there, they take forever to order. I kill myself from frustration.

Protip: If you are the only one talking, you're doing something wrong. If you ask something and no one answers you, you are doing something wrong. Just sit down a shut to fuck up because obviously no one wants to talk with you.

People.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

when people bitch about shitty quality drugs, shitty rolled blunts, skeet lines when it ain't their fucking drugs and they threw no money down.. someone is just being cool enough to give it to em.

skeet motherfuckers who you owe $5 and they have $100 worth of dope and you have had $10 worth in 2 days and they demand half your shit just because you owe them when they know you're going to get dope sick and they've been sitting pretty for days.

people who don't shut up about their paranoia for cops.. they think anyone who looks over is involved with the police or anyone on their phone is calling the cops..

people are fucking lame now that i think about it

Cops, and people talking about cops. Also people trying to fuck with me when I'm high.

People who act STUPID high. Like just typical pot head shit.

Top 3
1.Cops
2.Work
3.Girlfriend

1. Cops.
Just the other night me and a friend were driving around listening to music not doing anything wrong, I was pretty wasted. He had some Vodka, but not as much as me. One of my running lights was out, motherfuckers pulled us over, said they smelled alcohol. Im only 19, they gave me a breathalyzer which read .06, he said you know what, its suppose to read .00, so quit lieing to me...

Eventually let us go cus my friends apartment was like right there...

2. Parents
Always call me when im fucked up.

3. Stupid friends
wreck my car or some shit, this one is very rare..

thats about it...

Don't drink and drive you dumb motherfucker.

Parents, girlfriends, cops, the cold (especially with E), paranoid people, realizing I have to be somewhere or do something important soon/now, people constantly telling me how high they are, people constantly asking me how high I am or asking what kind of shit I'm seeing if I'm tripping, people bragging about how much better their shit is, people getting sick/not knowing their limit, etc.

People that are too lazy when they smoke to follow something simple I say, and then bitch about me talking to much nonsense.

people that turn into assholes on any drug, just picking little arguments and shit

people that trip with me and pretty much only care about the visuals and getting "fuxed up"

people that use up all my shit without fucking permission.

The major buzz kills which can KILL my high right there even if I was peaking:

- Cops
- Getting caught (with anything)
-one time i hit a little girl while high (not because i was high at all.. she went to the median, stopped, then jumped out trying to run across when i was really fucking close and i braked but it hit her) that shock right there about killed my high and when the paramedics came my high was killed. thank god, cuz there were accident investigators and all types of shit on the scene and my piece and bud where in the car. oh, the girl was fine, just a concussion for being a fucking dumbass.


oh and minor buzz kills, where i'm still high with a sour taste in my mouth:

-people who complain about shit.. i've been known to get sick but i never sit there bogging down everyone elses night repeating "i feel sooo horrible"
-smoking with people you barely know.. talking while stoned and realizing that you actually dislike them alot for whatever reason.
- the cold!!

po po po po po po

Funny, I am constantly busting bullshit myths, and that never happens to me. Maybe you should try a different approach. Instead of saying you are wrong, give reasons why it can not logically be true.

You hear about people smoking LSD? explain how heat destroys the molecule, and go in to further detail than that just to show you know your shit.

I do. I explain how heat destroys most psychoactive chemicals or how x-drug does not have y-ridiculous effect to z-body part. They still assume they are right.

Apparently all ecstasy contains a bit of every drug in existence, including heroin and cocaine. There is no E pills without them.

I do. I explain how heat destroys most psychoactive chemicals or how x-drug does not have y-ridiculous effect to z-body part. They still assume they are right.

Apparently all ecstasy contains a bit of every drug in existence, including heroin and cocaine. There is no E pills without them.
LOL you gotta stop hanging out with assholes.

spurious generalities

LOL you gotta stop hanging out with assholes.

All people are assholes.

Honestly I have hung out with a lot of drug users only to find that very few know a god damn thing about the chemicals they put in their body.

All people are assholes.

Honestly I have hung out with a lot of drug users only to find that very few know a god damn thing about the chemicals they put in their body.

So true. I'm willing to say only about 10-15% of drug users actually go and research the various chemicals they use recreationally. Everyone is fucking oblivious to the shit they put into their bodies. Yet whenever they hear a rumor it obviously must be true because so-and-so told them! Damn idiots.

People calling or texting me, especially when I'm still smoking.
Smoking in a sketchy parking lot.
Chicks who are fairly hot but talk about nothing that matters at all and then insist on playing Top 40 music over Pink Floyd.

That seems to happen nearly every time I smoke with someone else. That's why I prefer smokin' alone.

Coming down from shrooms, having that delicious warmth running through your mind and someone opposite you still tripping HARD asking you if they've pissed themselves and also asking what the time is every 2 minutes.

Word ^

I actually have ppl I don't fucking text me about their survival chances while taking x cocktail of pharms.

People having panic attacks, people starting fights with you, people who take more than they should and end up being idiots and ruining the night/day. Depressing people with too much to get off their chest, the police.

Generally complete idiots...

...When I get online and find out totse is shutting down in a day.

Oh god this.