well i remember way back when we had those.

you know your stoned when.
you know your drunk when.

lol i thought we might do one of these and see how far they get?

you know your an opiate adict when you get all your spoons and scrape off all the left over gunk/residue into one spoon and try and get the biggest clean up shot you can.

when you lose your ability to spell.

when you suck dick for dope

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BEING ADDICTED TO DRUGS

lol

This would probably be funnier if it was the "You know you're stoned when _____" or "You know you're drunk when _____"

Passing a turd becomes a weekly event.

When you go to the bathroom for a piss, and you're happy when a dribble comes out.

You know you're an opiate addict when you USED to have a guitar, gamecube, ps2, a nice ass laptop, and use of all the veins in your arms.

Why did you quote me?

I'm not stupid enough to have lost any of my veins.

You know you're an opiate addict when you wear long sleeves in 95 degree weather.

He was probably just agreeing with you.

when its no longer fun anymore :(

You know you're an opiate addict when Lars Ulrich of all people boots you from the band.

-When you've had more than one friend die to the shit and you continue using stupid quantities.
-When you had the money to pay for school, but blew it on Oxy's.
-When you go to the doctor for something, and they prescribe you lortab 5 or 7.5s, and you can't help but be disappointed.

I used to love painkillers.:(

You know you're an opiate addict when you USED to have a guitar, gamecube, ps2, a nice ass laptop, and use of all the veins in your arms.

lol this.

hahahah i remember this happend to me last night.

When you like when you have oxycodone, but you don't like when you don't have oxycodone very much..

When jack bottles from a grocery store, drive down to the city and sell them to a liquor store, and use that money to cop dope.

this thread is dumb.

He was probably just agreeing with you.

This. It made me laugh my ass off because it's so true.

when you're actively trying ways to pay for your habbit instead of putting the same thought and energy into why you keep your addiction at all?