So last night bout 10:30 came upstairs to find my dad sleepin on the couch and my mom was out. So in my head iwas like "fuck it smoke a bowl" so i go upstairs into my brothers bathroom and toked up. Turned the fan off and went to my room. bout 15 minutes l8er my dad comes upstairs and walks down the hallway into the guest room. i was relieved till about 10 sec later he comes out and heads towards my brothers room. I can visulize him walkin past the bathroom, then turning around poking his head in and sniffin around with his nose. Then i hear him shufflin through all the drawers. He comes in my room turns on the lights and yells "WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON!" i first ply stupid and say wtf u talkin bout. He says dont bullshit me and wont drop it, so i give up. I tell i was smokin in the house...he ask whers the GODDAMN POT..... seeing how he wont drop it and wont take bullshit i take him to my brothers room wher i keep my stash. Its in a trumpet case on top of his dresser. I take out my weed then my lighter but i didnt take out my two pieces i had in ther ( a bubbler and a pipe) he then goes shuffling around in the trumpet case which at one point the is holdin the two pieces in his hands and clankin them together, not takin them out of the case (im guessin since he couldnt see into the trumpet case he thought they were nothin) but heres the funny part, he ignores the pipes but he takes out some kind of trumpet oil and shit that looks like gum in some kind of case (i dont knw wut it is, its my bro's trumpet case) he takes it out and yells "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS" (i almost broke out laughing) i exclaim that idk and that it isnt mine. So he puts it back and closes the case. (lol :D) We go back to my room wher he begins his rant saying shit like "UR 15 YRS OLD AND UR SMOKING DOPE" (i know he called weed "dope"...moron) and then said more retarded shit like "DO U STEAL" i said no, "Y DONT U STEAL???!!!" i giggle a bit and said "...cuz its illegal" he goes on to say "EXACTLY AND THIS IS ILLEGAL TOO!!!" (waving my pot in my face, which i thought was lul) it was like one of those internet piracy commercials....he said alot of other retarded shit but im drawin a blank now.......its fuckin lame cuz i was gunna go to my friends house this weekend and drop sum acid but now it looks like i cant.....I FEEL SO FUCKIN STUPID (mostly cuz i am)

that's not funny

I FEEL SO FUCKIN STUPID (mostly cuz i am)

And this, friends, is what they refer to in AA as 'a moment of clarity'.

tl/dr + needs paragraphs...

tl/dr + needs paragraphs...

Probably wouldn't bring a smile to my face anyway.

that's not funny

This.

you're calling the reason you're fortunate enough to have a computer and a roof over your head-or even to have lived to 15- a retard. i know you're only 15, but common man.

Next time stash some needles and H in your drawers.

Why dude? His father would go fucking apeshit if he found rigs and hard drugs!

Man, when my dad caught me, even though i was honest and said i only smoked every couple of weeks, and didn't really like the high, he got upset. But i just sat him down, and had a conversation with him. If you just act like a rational person, it can sometimes lead to your parents respecting you and your decisions!

just retarded.

Haha last summer I got busted for adderall because a friend of mine left the caps out after he snorted some at my house. She then asked if I did other drugs and I figured I'd tell her I smoked every now and then in case she drug tested me. I told her I smoked about once a month but not regularly and never paid (total bullshit I was smoking pot when she called me to come home lol). My mom considered this a drug problem if its a monthly thing.

My first time actually getting busted I was hotboxing my bathroom thinking my mom was going to get back for another 5 hours or so. So I'm jamming out to some Beatles, smokin bud and then I just think shit I'm real stoned I got like 2 bowls left thats enough to get my high later. I check the time and see its 4:20 (It was a big thing to smoke on 4:20 when I was younger) so I toke up a fatty bowl. Well after that I only had a bowl left and it wouldn't get me high later so I start smoking that and then at the end of a song it goes all quiet and I hear the door slam.

Lol my mom walks up to the bathroom and goes what are you doing in there. I'm all like I'm about to take a shower and shes like open the door NOW. I'm like oh fuck I got half a bowl in my pipe, a homemade bong in the shower and smoke drifting around my head, so hazy it was hard to see. I threw the pipe in my pocket and opened the door knowing I was fucked no matter what. She just yelled at me and I tried to explain how it wasn't a big deal and shit and to mind her own business. She said it would lead to meth and all that shit. She didn't search me and I didn't have any bud left for her to throw away so it was all cool. Got grounded for a week and she didn't give me money for a while.

Funny thing is she left me home alone for 2 days the day after. Had friends over and smoked the whole time lol

OP is an idiot
I hope he dies

Fucking kids ruining my totse

Once I was holding a bong in my hand that i found in my school. It was like a 12 inch glass one so im just loking at it and my mom walks in and goes "WTF is that!?" so i casually responded "a bong" and explained to her how to use it, she just took it away and gave it back like an hour later

take the acid anyway.

One time I got busted by actual police. Once you get arrested, you'll probably look back on this time and wish your parents were still busting you instead of actual pigs.

Not fun.

Lol I laughed at the part where you explained how to use it and then she gave it back after an hour

god yes. running through the woods, through the streets, through anywhere from cops is not fucking fun, especially when you have a whole sandwich baggy of stuff on you ( ide rather take the chance of getting busted than lose all my stuff by dropping it). but it is kind of awesome to look back at.

qft.

Enjoy that the people who might bust you are your parents and not the fucking police. $375 possession fines aren't fun to pay. (Thankfully I got mine dropped due to meeting with an awesome ADA after I pled not guilty.)

Orig. story = not funny


This isn't either, it's just one of those *facepalm* moments.

3A.M. : I'm in a THC comma on the couch, comfortable as fuck. My dad walks in, turns off the t.v., and shakes me awake to get me to move to my room. As I'm opening my eyes I see him pull at the tip-top of a baggie peaking out of my pocket. In once motion he flicked the bag so it unrolled and just gave me this stare/disapproving look. I said, "Oh well" and just rolled over and went back to sleep.

And yes, getting caught by your parents is a hell of a lot better than dealing with pigs.

And yes, getting caught by your parents is a hell of a lot better than dealing with pigs.

Depends where you live. In NYC if you get caught, chances are they're just going to confiscate your stash and smoke it later themselves. I'd take that over being busted by my parents. Hell, even if they do bust you here in New York, the fine is only $100. I'd take a $100 fine over my parents losing all trust in me. The financial support they offer me while I'm away in uni is well more then $100. I'd rather lose some cash or not be able to smoke for a few months then to lose all support from them.

Tl;dr

ur 15 yrs old

then said more retarded shit like "DO U STEAL" i said no, "Y DONT U STEAL???!!!" i giggle a bit and said "...cuz its illegal"

Proper answer would have been, "Because it's morally wrong." He couldn't have turned that one around on you.

I read and didn't lol.

noob!

I read the story. It wasn't funny.

I've never been busted by my parents, not for anything other than being drunk at least, but was caught by the police a while ago for drinking underage. I had dropped the bottle before they got to us, and when the pig asked me what I had, I said 'nothing.'

'Yeah you did, you just dropped it!'

I said nothing, because I hadn't actually told a lie yet.

'Right. Seen as though you were all drinking, can you open your bag?'
'I don't think he has to' I say, becuase it was my friend who was carrying the booze.

Yes it was retarded, juvenile and snotty, because admittedly we were drinking, and that bag was full of beers.

'Why not?'
'Because you can't search someone's property without a warrant, and I don't think you would have asked us to open the bag, I think you would have told us to open the bag if it wasn't our choice.'

He then goes nuts and starts shouting and threatening me, telling me he could take me down to the station etc. My friend just opens the bag and holds it out. The guy takes the beers, lectures me in specific, quite justified really because I was being a douche.

'Right, have you got any ID?'
'No, sorry.' We at least knew what to do there.
'Give me your name, address and home phone number.'

False names and addresses given all around, and the policeman goes back to his van with the beers.

I know that's not funny at all, and is mostly just me being an ass which causes a situation with a cop to escalate, but someone might find it interesting.

This thread was summed up in the first post. Continuing it now is pointless.