Okay, so there is this girl who is quite attractive. We will call her Jen. Basically, she has 36 C's, a nice ass, and is bulemic. I've been talking to her for a couple months, and we've been constantly flirting and all that jazz. She has sent me multiple pics of her in just a bra and panties. Well, we went on a 'field trip' a couple weeks ago (We're 17 in high school) and she came over to my seat and laid across my friend and I. Her ass was on my genitalia (penis) the whole time, and her calves were on my friends lap. The upper part of her back was against the window, if that helps to give you a visual.
Basically, I know she likes me now, and am almost positive she'd fuck me. BUT, later that night, when we had the field trip, my friend (that sat beside me on the bus) texted me. This is kind of the paraphrased version

Him: "Hey, I gotta tell you something"
Me: "Okay, what is it"
Him: "Ahhh I don't know if I should"
Me: "Dude just tell me"
Him: "Bla bla I liked Jen back in 7th grade and we liked each other but i was too much of a pussy to go out with her. Bla bla 9th grade still liked her. I thought about killing myself. Bla Bla now I still like her alot."
Me: "Oh.. So do you want to go out with her"
Him: "Well, i couldn't do that to you"
Me: "If you really want her that bad you can have her. But I kind of like her, ya know?"
Him: "Bla bla no you can have her"

That's the short version of it. It was actually about 2 hours of texting. But, I know for a fact that he still likes her, and he doesn't really want me to go out with her, even though he told me I can have her. So I'd feel kind of like I betrayed him if I went out with her. But, I know that she doesn't really want to go out with him anyways. So I'm put in an awkward situation.

Pic: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/alcaponegeorge/1000002637801.jpg

TL;DR:
I like a girl, she'll put out for me, my good friend breaks it to me that he has liked her for awhile but was too shy to do anything. Should I go for it or not?

Do it faggot.

If he doesn't act on his feelings then why should you pay the price? Maybe he will learn to go for what he wants.

Sounds like 8th grade shit going on.


It's not like she's going to magically fuck your friend because he likes her.

I say both of you leave her alone and find someone else. Sounds like that's the end of a friendship in the making. There's plenty of girls out there. In a few years, you'll forget this girl ever existed.

Exactly, don't deny yourself something because your friend is too scared to take action. It would be a completely different story if he weren't being a pussy. Well..no it wouldn't, I'd still say go for it. If she picks you, it's you she wants and there is no way to make her pick your friend.

You and your friend must be real lookers if your both fighting over the bulimic bitch.

Ahhhh to be 14 again....

Eiffel tower that bitch

Gentleman's honourable agreement.

Whoever is due her should have her.

I say duel it out old school with swords to see who gets to fuck the bitch that tastes like vomit.

Good luck, sir.

So where are those pics?

Pics in due time my friend, in due time.

I was playing some good ol' Gears of War 2, and I had an epiphany. Screw my friend. I asked her to go see James Bond this friday, and she said "maybe, i have to see what's going on that day," which is a yes.

So, hopefully I'll get a blowjob during the movie, and post the story in this thread, if it remains alive until friday night ^_^

Man Law #1: Bros Before Hoes

Man law is for faggots. Get you some bulimic pussy, and have your friend hold the camera. Post on Totse.

She should be able to deep throat.

All I have to say dude is I think you should go for it before your friend does.

Looks like his pansy ass is trying to guilt trip you into not going out with her. IMO its fair game, now go and get it...

Edit: for fucks sake wont people stop texting so freaking much and complete a 2 hour conversation in under five minutes by just calling the other person up /rant

Eiffel tower that bitch

This.

Friends > some bitch with no tooth enamel.

Best case scenario: You fuck her and can keep it a secret.
Second best case scenario: You fuck her and your friend pretends to be cool with it but holds a grudge for a very very long time.
Realistic scenario: He stops talking to you instantly/starts talking to you less and less till you're no longer friends.
Worst case scenario: You misread the signs and she doesn't actually want you and you lose your friend.

He should have gone for the girl, and it's not your fault that she likes you. But you need to weigh out your options. What means more to you, your mates feelings or getting your dick wet? It's not fair but that's life.

*Edit* Fuck it. Do what someone above me said and duel it out, but instead make it a cock joust. Who ever wins gets the bitch.

Who gives a shit about your friends, dude. For serious, any friend who tries to limit what YOU can do with YOUR life for YOUR own enjoyment, just because he was too pussy to get it himself, is not a real fucking friend.

I say film the chick calling him a pussy, then shoot on her face and send it to his phone.

Invite her over to your house, give the bitch a roofie , and call up your friend.

However had he told you earlier (like a couple years ealier) woulda been a friendly thing to help him get her.

I say you're in the clear (despite how much it's gonna hirt him)
should force him to move on anyway, and plus next time, he'll take the opertunity when he gets it.

How about you let HER choose which guy she wants? She'll make it obvious as hell.

Just leave it, bred.

I went through all three pages. I witnessed no pictures. You've been divested of your credibility.

We are still on page one. You've been divested of your credibility.

girls with eating disorders are a big no no
dont get trapped by her crazy ways
I had a really good friend whom I met when she wasn't having an eating disorder but had previously had one in her life, she was hospitalized from it since she went down to like 75lbs
yea crazy shit
and when we were friends she went back into the phases of being bulimic, she'd always ask me how much I weighed and weird shit, I never answered her about it, so she started puking again, and blamed it on me
not worth it
plus that bitch can't suck your dick she'll puke on you...
duh
insane gag reflexes from her bulimia
TOO MUCH BAGGAGE

insane gag reflexes from her bulimia


that's the only part i paid attention too. Shiiiit, you may be right.

Oh and here is a pic for all of you doubters :p
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f269/alcaponegeorge/1000002637801.jpg

If the picture is real, get the fuck on that right the fuck now. Fuck the friend, he said you can have her.

If not, you should feel ashamed of yourself. My penis is not amused.

If the picture is real, get the fuck on that right the fuck now.

/thread

anything else and you're a homosexual

plus that bitch can't suck your dick she'll puke on you...
duh
insane gag reflexes from her bulimia


What a drag.

Why should you miss out on a chance with someone because your buddy doesn't know how to talk to women properly? I bet she has friends with low self-esteems... why don't you hook him up with one of them?