totse.com | Tit size preference? [Chart]

mouchoir · #1 2008-07-26, 18:32

Maybe this has been overdone but I think this would be more interesting with a visual rather than text description.

So, based on the chart - preference and rationale?

http://i37.tinypic.com/5vt5yw.jpg

perfect chaos · #2 2008-07-26, 18:33

3-4

Shitty chart is shitty btw.

Lurker_Man · #3 2008-07-26, 18:33

Somewhere between 5-6
5 has nice boobs, but i like the way 6 kind of goes wider near her hips.

reject · #4 2008-07-26, 18:35

4 or 5.

Yoshi · #5 2008-07-26, 18:36

4-6

Good chart btw.

surprise buttsecks · #6 2008-07-26, 18:39

4 ftw. 5 or 6 is alright too, but 4 is about right.

Mobile30 · #7 2008-07-26, 18:43

3 or 5, 4 is too much of the awkward not-too-big-but-big-enough-to-sag-at-twenty-three size.

mouchoir · #8 2008-07-26, 18:45

Can some of you explain your rationale for your personal tastes? Maybe experience, faults, perhaps relation to socialization?

I-RapeTards · #9 2008-07-26, 18:53

Apparently there's an inverse relationship between eye size and breast size.

vitalsigns · #10 2008-07-26, 19:05

CDAWG · #11 2008-07-26, 19:11

Ok.. Take number 6's hips ad them with number 8's face,number breast size 4.5 then number 0s hands.....yeaa

gibson lespaul · #12 2008-07-26, 19:15

problaby 4,or 0

JoePedo · #13 2008-07-26, 19:21

1, 2 is acceptable, oddly enough...

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Originally Posted by mouchoir

Can some of you explain your rationale for your personal tastes?

#1 is more aesthetically appealing. FFS, man, not EVERYTHING has to do with a traumatic event involving one's mother, no matter how you'd like to believe otherwise.

&?! · #14 2008-07-26, 19:25

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Originally Posted by Lurker_Man View Post

Somewhere between 5-6
5 has nice boobs, but i like the way 6 kind of goes wider near her hips.

This.

El Grapadora · #15 2008-07-26, 19:26

5 is perfect...my girlfriend is 3

jackketch · #16 2008-07-26, 19:28

1 or 2.

Why?

Oh I'm a sick fuck who is frightened by real women.

CDAWG · #17 2008-07-26, 19:45

So...you guys like chicks that look like young boys with no hips.

Arent you married jack

jackketch · #18 2008-07-26, 19:48

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Originally Posted by CDAWG View Post

So...you guys like chicks that look like young boys with no hips.

Arent you married jack

Yes i'm married.

Abyssal Kink · #19 2008-07-26, 19:49

I quite enjoy 4 and 5, but my current g/f is somewhere between a 2 and 3... It can get creepy real fast.

parkour881 · #20 2008-07-26, 19:54

4-5 after that just starts getting fake

zuperxtreme · #21 2008-07-26, 19:59

3-4. I prefer 'em small.

GF is around a 3.

CDAWG · #22 2008-07-26, 20:04

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Originally Posted by jackketch View Post

Yes i'm married.

so how are you afraid of women...

reidy- · #23 2008-07-26, 20:18

4.5 would have been perfect however 4-5

southernsun · #24 2008-07-26, 20:20

You horrible cunt.

4, 5 or 6 would be fucking ideal, anything more or less - not good enough, if you have a problem with that come and see me.

jackketch · #25 2008-07-26, 20:32

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Originally Posted by CDAWG View Post

so how are you afraid of women...

Twas sarcasm. There are those here who think that just because i like my women on the cusp of puberty that I am unable to handle adult women.

Nightside Eclipse · #26 2008-07-26, 20:41

3, 4, 5, 0

The Immortal Slacker · #27 2008-07-26, 21:24

4 or 5, really tough to decide

ifold · #28 2008-07-26, 21:35

4 perfect 5 is the only other reasonable choice.

shill · #29 2008-07-26, 22:29

3-4 is a perfect handful

bootyman · #30 2008-07-26, 23:06

I've found women with small breasts to be better lovers. In order of preference: 2, 1, 3.

Lestat1080 · #31 2008-07-26, 23:11

3/4 i think

Mr. Stabby · #32 2008-07-26, 23:12

4 definately

Byss · #33 2008-07-26, 23:18

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Originally Posted by The Immortal Slacker View Post

4 or 5, really tough to decide

Yeah.

Rocko · #34 2008-07-26, 23:54

3 or 4.

Sparkin-Larkin · #35 2008-07-26, 23:56

5 is great but 4 is better.

Sentinel · #36 2008-07-27, 00:49

Johnathon_Doerty · #37 2008-07-27, 01:02

4-8. I know a few 15 year old girls that would rank an 8, and it definitely doesn't turn me away at all.

TheLegendaryLocke · #38 2008-07-27, 01:53

1,9,0

Vadagar · #39 2008-07-27, 02:04

7-8 plz

cant b bothered · #40 2008-07-27, 02:05

Yay for being a 5-6 ish without sagging.

rodrat16 · #41 2008-07-27, 02:05

before i graduated there was a girl with the body of 6
she was amazing

iSoape · #42 2008-07-27, 02:15

3-4. My girlfriend is a 3... and those are perfect size. 4 is just me being lustful.

Winter · #43 2008-07-27, 02:36

3-4-5 FTW!

3 is the lowest id go personally. They are a bit small, but atleast they are still there. The rest are just too big or too small. Too small would feel like child rape, and too big would make me laugh uncontrollably as im titty fucking her.

Silverfuck · #44 2008-07-27, 02:39

*is insecure*

Yoshi · #45 2008-07-27, 02:48

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

*is insecure*

Which are you?

Lurker_Man · #46 2008-07-27, 02:49

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

*is insecure*

Can we see yours for comparison.

Silverfuck · #47 2008-07-27, 02:53

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Originally Posted by Yoshi View Post

Which are you?

A small '4,' I suppose. I mean, they look nice on my frame and all; I can have cleavage with the right bra, and they're small enough that they'll never really sag either.

But everyone's all about the 5/6/7s.

.

Yoshi · #48 2008-07-27, 02:53

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

A small '4,' I suppose. I mean, they look nice on my frame and all; I can have cleavage with the right bra, and they're small enough that they'll never really sag either.

But everyone's all about the 5/6/7s.

.

Just chill, 4's fine for anyone. 6 Is a nice treat and 7 is overdoing it.

Lurker_Man · #49 2008-07-27, 02:54

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

A small '4,' I suppose. I mean, they look nice on my frame and all; I can have cleavage with the right bra, and they're small enough that they'll never really sag either.

But everyone's all about the 5/6/7s.

.

I don't think anyone said 7

Zoidberg · #50 2008-07-27, 02:56

4-6 because I like my women above the age of 12.

Katzekratzer · #51 2008-07-27, 03:04

I'm like.. a 3.. maybe a small 3.

*saves money for implants*

JoePedo · #52 2008-07-27, 03:11

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Originally Posted by Katzekratzer View Post

I'm like.. a 3.. maybe a small 3.

~huggles~

It's okay, hon. Breast-reduction surgery is fairly common these days...

Seriously, though, there are people out there who like an exact 3, too.

On another topic - is it just me, or does this thread need more lesbians?

Katzekratzer · #53 2008-07-27, 03:15

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Originally Posted by JoePedo View Post

~huggles~

It's okay, hon. Breast-reduction surgery is fairly common these days...

Haha, <3 Joe, even if I do have pubes and hips and periods and all that inconvenient stuff

Nightside Eclipse · #54 2008-07-27, 03:27

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Originally Posted by Zoidberg View Post

4-6 because I like my women above the age of 12.

You don't get out much do you?

Vadagar · #55 2008-07-27, 03:28

What is it with guys who like small boobs? bleh

honkymahfah · #56 2008-07-27, 03:33

3 and 4 are good, id go 1 either way though.

Punk_Rocker_22 · #57 2008-07-27, 03:33

6-7

I like big tits

cooldarkknick · #58 2008-07-27, 03:34

0 definitely lmao.

But seriously, 3-5.

Johnathon_Doerty · #59 2008-07-27, 03:39

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Originally Posted by Lurker_Man View Post

I don't think anyone said 7

I said 7 and 8 are fine, but so is a 4.

TruthWielder · #60 2008-07-27, 03:39

5 and UP!! If a girl is 5 or above I can get happy just by looking at her chest. Sigh...

But seriously, I could date a girl with any of the above (9 and 0 would mean her pesonality would be somewhere near the buddha's as far as excellence)

My ex was a 5 and a half... :'(

Falcon Punch · #61 2008-07-27, 04:46

3-4 its all win there =]

I tend to like petite wimminz, its just how i roll

dontneedeyes · #62 2008-07-27, 05:04

This thread is like a massive ego boost. I would say I'm a little bigger than 5, but not quite as big as 6. I always wanted smaller boobs, don;t ask me why. Girls always want what they don't have or some shit like that.

Katzekratzer · #63 2008-07-27, 05:20

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Originally Posted by dontneedeyes View Post

This thread is like a massive ego boost. I would say I'm a little bigger than 5, but not quite as big as 6. I always wanted smaller boobs, don;t ask me why. Girls always want what they don't have or some shit like that.

-sigh-... right, just like you always thought you should be fatter too..

Fuck you too!

/envy

mellinox · #64 2008-07-27, 05:23

3 is perfect

trogdor · #65 2008-07-27, 06:11

3 to 6

Black Robin hood · #66 2008-07-27, 06:30

5,6 and 9. Aint nothing wrong with a lil fat.

zpyro · #67 2008-07-27, 06:43

4-5, as most have said. i like smaller, perky tits

stab · #68 2008-07-27, 08:50

4 or 5.

zuperxtreme · #69 2008-07-27, 13:31

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Originally Posted by cant b bothered View Post

Yay for being a 5-6 ish without sagging.

Yet.

cant b bothered · #70 2008-07-27, 13:39

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Originally Posted by zuperxtreme View Post

Yet.

That's why I live in a very restricting bra. Only comes off for bathing and occasionally sex.

CarbonB · #71 2008-07-27, 15:48

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Originally Posted by JoePedo View Post

1, 2 is acceptable, oddly enough...

#1 is more aesthetically appealing. FFS, man, not EVERYTHING has to do with a traumatic event involving one's mother, no matter how you'd like to believe otherwise.

Lol, sons build their sexual attraction to women through their mother. I wonder why you like little girls, and rant about your mother? :P

Ah, and as to the number, 1-7. I won't discriminate. I know their are girls out there with tiny tits that would love a little male attention. SOOO, I aim to please. ;-)

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Originally Posted by JoePedo View Post

~huggles~

It's okay, hon. Breast-reduction surgery is fairly common these days...

Seriously, though, there are people out there who like an exact 3, too.

On another topic - is it just me, or does this thread need more lesbians?

LOL, I thought you were the lesbian? Sound like a regular carpet muncher...

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Originally Posted by stripped View Post

Meh I'm a 4, I know my tits have some filling out to do considering the rest of my body's proportions.

No, I think you are more a 2 1/2, 3. Lying won't gain you favoritism...

Ex Deus Machina · #72 2008-07-27, 16:08

4-5. Or 4.5 even. But that's the ideal situation.

In reality, I'd go for 3-5. As for >5, an ex was about a 6.5 and it was just too much in reality. I unno, got to the point hat it was over exagerated and no longer attractive.

But then again, I model everything off an ex who I'm not over yet, so that's where my preference really comes from.

ignis invictus veritatis · #73 2008-07-27, 16:14

In all honesty, 6-8 would be perfect. I'm a boobman through and through.

Besides, titfucks > blowjobs any day of the week.

Though it's not that I would avoid 3-5 (my last girlfriend was a 4), but when it comes right down to it, the bigger the better.

stripped · #74 2008-07-27, 16:24

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Originally Posted by CarbonB View Post

No, I think you are more a 2 1/2, 3. Lying won't gain you favoritism...

Haha because I desire to be your favorite, right? I look at my titties everyday, they're a 4. And besides that, you've never seen them, infact I don't think you've ever seen any part of my body below my shoulders. Opinion is null.

wires · #75 2008-07-27, 18:19

this thread makes me feel pleased

Verybigboy18 · #76 2008-07-27, 20:19

I would hit any of those equally.

JoePedo · #77 2008-07-28, 05:10

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Originally Posted by CarbonB View Post

LOL, I thought you were the lesbian? Sound like a regular carpet muncher...

Thanks! That's seriously one of the most encouraging things anyone's said to me in a while.

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Originally Posted by Katzekratzer View Post

Haha, <3 Joe, even if I do have pubes and hips and periods and all that inconvenient stuff

Awww... <3 's okay. I'm pretty sure the periods are harder on you than they are on me, so I'm just glad I'm not havin' em... dodged one bullet just to have external gonads that get whacked easily in everyday life...

Damn. There's just no winning this game of life, is there?

Incidentally... oddly enough, your post led me to open up a copy of gimp 'n photoshop some kid into having woman-hips. Turns out that until it gets to "germanic mother of twelve," it doesn't really affect paederotic orientation... wierd...

I'll have to make a post sometime asking what the heterosexual people think of "germanic mother of twelve hips" 'n see how my experience lines up with those of people who're different to me. 'till then... or even after then... <3 Thanks for the love.

Life is best lived as one big snuggle pile...

Parabolizm · #78 2008-07-28, 05:39

1-4... Maybe 5 or 6.
I like smaller chests... I can dig a larger chest if the boobs look really good and the nipples are perfect.
If not then to hell with that.
Smaller chests though FTW.

reggie_love · #79 2008-07-28, 08:34

6.

Failing that, 0.

FAPFAPFAPFAP

KjeXz · #80 2008-07-28, 08:52

3-4, but 2 and 5 could work too.

Beserk_Penguin · #81 2008-07-28, 09:48

4 - 5

Bad_Intentions · #82 2008-07-28, 10:41

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Originally Posted by RelapseTreatment View Post

4, is PERFECT.

Coming from a design and asthetics point of view its perfectly proportional.

zuperxtreme · #83 2008-07-28, 15:40

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Originally Posted by cant b bothered View Post

Well he's getting none now. He told his friends on WoW he was jst using me for sex, they sent me copies of convo, confronted him, no denial just the excuse of drunkeness. Fucking bastard was my first too.

Bah. Being drunk is no excuse.

Idiot.

2007/08 is really GAY · #84 2008-07-28, 16:15

5 and 6 for the sexy win!

Demoiselle · #85 2008-07-28, 16:24

4 is ideal. 5 is good. I'm a 3, definitely wouldn't mind being a 4, but I'm not complaining.

buy porn -pay with snakes · #86 2008-07-28, 16:27

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Originally Posted by cant b bothered View Post

Well he's getting none now. He told his friends on WoW he was jst using me for sex, they sent me copies of convo, confronted him, no denial just the excuse of drunkeness. Fucking bastard was my first too.

As much as I'm glad they did tell you, they sound like shitty friends.

As for me? Somewhere between 3 and 4 is awesome. Anything bigger just weirds me out.

Also: lol @ 0

2007/08 is really GAY · #87 2008-07-28, 18:02

Why all the 4 lover? lol, small boobs lover!

Agent 008 · #88 2008-07-28, 20:16

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck View Post

A small '4,' I suppose. I mean, they look nice on my frame and all; I can have cleavage with the right bra, and they're small enough that they'll never really sag either.

But everyone's all about the 5/6/7s.

.

Pics or ban.

CarbonB · #89 2008-07-29, 03:11

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Originally Posted by stripped View Post

Haha because I desire to be your favorite, right? I look at my titties everyday, they're a 4. And besides that, you've never seen them, infact I don't think you've ever seen any part of my body below my shoulders. Opinion is null.

I wasn't talking about my favoritism, because I doubt you give a shit. I was trying to use it in the more general sense of the community as a whole. Oh WELL! Something else you don't get...chalk it uP!

Independence Day · #90 2008-07-29, 13:27

Four.

mrman383 · #91 2008-07-29, 17:54

4

.......

spaawn7 · #92 2008-07-29, 17:57

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Originally Posted by Yoshi View Post

4-6

Good chart btw.

5 with 6's butt

Mc. Black · #93 2008-07-29, 18:49

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Originally Posted by RelapseTreatment View Post

4, is PERFECT.

Agree.

Anything from 4 to 6 is good for me, but between those, Id choose 4.

deeperndeeper · #94 2008-07-29, 18:54

7 or 8

buy porn -pay with snakes · #95 2008-07-29, 19:20

I'm surprised there are no guys here into fat chicks. Or maybe it's just not something any of them want to admit here.

cant b bothered · #96 2008-07-30, 04:29

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Originally Posted by buy porn -pay with snakes View Post

As much as I'm glad they did tell you, they sound like shitty friends.

As for me? Somewhere between 3 and 4 is awesome. Anything bigger just weirds me out.

Also: lol @ 0

They are good friends. They told me this as he ended it, him claiming I need to get mental help, telling them it was self preservation so that his name didn't come up in a suicide note or in counselling the school was forcing me in to, as sex just wasn't worth getting dragged in to that shit (which he wasn't going to be) and claiming he could easily fool someone else. Ensured that won't happen.

Death Insurance · #97 2008-07-30, 04:49

OMGWTFBBQ NUMBER 0

*fap*

4.5 would be a good median.

icee weiner · #98 2008-07-30, 05:10

I'd have to say 3-5 are about right

glutamate antagonist · #99 2008-07-30, 07:06

I choose 3

captain_pants · #**100** 2008-07-30, 07:31

5 Is good. But 0 Is hawt