She looks good so it was kind of akward. I didn't know what to do. She didn't really try hard to cover her nude body up quickly. She basically was like "HEEEY!!" and we kind of both locked eyes for 3 seconds before I walked out.

and you didn't do her?

epic failure boy.

You walked in on her when she was naked and shaving her legs at your house? That's a little strange. When I shave my legs naked in other people's bathrooms I try to lock the door.

what did you see in her eyes? if it was fear, invitation or vulnerability you should've stuck it in her.

actually its your bro's gf and me and my brother dont do that.

My brother is 18. Still lives with my mom. I came to my moms house to see her new dogs. My brother is upstairs playing Halo 3 and I'm pretty sure his girl didn't hear me walk in. All they knew is that they were still alone.

The door wasn't even really shut. Kind of ajar.

So you had ample opportunity to peek in before swinging the door open and bursting in penis in hand.

I find this whole story hard to believe.

It's like you've been a lot of time with Exposo, but you decided to get rid of the incest and sex, and left your audience with proverbial blue balls.

Now in an attempt to save your worthless thread, I will let you all ponder on this: Once, I broke a toilet (quite badly too) while getting head.

Picture that.

Fucking hell.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sweet Hey-zues, what part!??!?

I ripped the bowl off the ground and tilted it slightly, this caused the tank to tip over. The tank fell and broke, the cover fell off and broke, and the bowl was chipped pretty badly. (it probably broke later).

It was quite the mess, but thankfully the toilet was empty.

Did you still get off?

That was the result of me getting off.

It was the only time I'd ever done E. I was chilling at a party smoking weed, and I realized it was a BYOB party. Sadly, I only had a quarter of weed. So I smoked half of it in an hour or two, and I'm getting antsy because I've only managed to talk my way into one beer. Some guy offers me E for free. Generally not a good idea to take free drugs from a stranger, especially when it's an unknown drug and it's a dude, but whatever. I'm totally paranoid for the next 30 minutes. I then track the guy down and tell him "I ain't feeling it" so he gives me 2 more, free. I kept smoking weed throughout and I had another beer. I find an acceptable looking girl and start turning on the charm.

Basically, I lure her into the washroom with the promise of weed. We lock the door and I sit down on the toilet to start rolling. She sits down, one thing leads to another and I'm getting a blowjob. Now keep in mind this is the only bathroom at the party so people outside are getting pretty upset. And to make matters worse, it's taking forever to get hard, but I feel really horny and sensitive, 10x more so than I do on just weed. Kudos to her because she went on for what seemed like hours, I finally get hard and start enjoying it more, and as I cum, a billion neurons fire in my brain and there's fireworks and an orchestra and a locomotive and bombs going off, one of those kind of orgasms.

I clench every muscle, grip the bowl near the bottom with my right hand, and push. I don't know why I did it, I wasn't really thinking. There's water everywhere, she's getting upset, my dick's still out, and all around a funny situation, given how loud the crash was. Instead of doing the sensible thing and turning off the water, I pull up my pants, turn off the light, bust through the door, tackle 10 people to the ground, and escape. I woke up in a strange backyard about 8 blocks away.

I don't know if they figured out it was me, but I'm not going back to that house again, I only knew a few people there and I denied that it was me when they asked.

THAT STORY WAS FUCKING EPIC. I would quote you on facebook but that'd be pretty messed for someone looking at my quotes.

This thread is totally worthless without pics.

So true!

You've just made my win list.

Try letting go of your inhibitions sometimes, the results are great.

I deleted facebook for reasons similar to these...

Stories are awesome when they're told to friends, the more publicity it gets the less "awesome" it is, and the less proud of it I am.

But I work in Mississauga. Toronto's still better

Haha I havn't been a facebook junk for the past week or so. Totse is sharing time with me too.

I'm not a social networking kind of guy. It's a waste of time. At least when I waste it on totse, I'm getting my lulz. On facebook it would be a shitty waste of time trying to appeal to a girl to get her to come and hang out. Now it's simple. I have the phone, I call them, and tell them straight up "if you come over and blow me I'll return the favour/give you drugs/let you play in my studio/etc"

Yes, it's pretty much prostitution, but it skips the boring middleman which isn't helping you get laid. Granted I miss a lot of my guy friends, who I'd actually TALK to without the underlying message always being sex.

Do I miss it? Nah, if you weren't important enough to be in my phone, chances are we weren't going to get around to fucking anytime soon.

I need pictures (of the toilet) to validate that.

Should've peed in her butt.

See what you should have done since obviously she didn't try to really get rid of you is walk in and close the door behind you see what she did

Rykoshet saved this thread.

Should've entered the room with a raging hard penis in your hand, shut the door behind you, and open her legs. Hopefully you know the rest.

Totse, this is real life. WTF was this XFang suppose to do? Fuck his brothers' girlfriend? I say he acted pretty calm and mello about the situation. The way they stared at eachother is enough for me. She damn well knows he was checking her out.

What happened to you man, you used to be black.

OP is full of fail.

You should have gone upstairs, got your brother, and double teamed her.

Or at the least fucking minimum have taken a picture. Holy mother fucking poidh!!!!!!!!!

Ew, my sister's boyfriend walked in on me shaving in the shower today. And actually opened the shower door and said "Haha hey Jolene!"

lol he was checking you out/wanted to double team you/ wanted to take pics

I am now obligated to demand pics from you.

This made me lul.

You have a sister?
Jojoman ever get a threesome?

pix plz

HE BROKE THEIR TOLIET DUDE!
I would GTFOutta there as fast as I could too.

They didn't know it was broken man. I'd open the door, close it sharply, tell them a girl was puking, then calmly leave.

She'd be the one getting explained for broken toilet.

Weed and E + panic isn't good for thinking out what you're going to do next. Especially panic.

There's little fags everywhere saying stupid shit like "Gaahhhh should of pulled your dick out and fucked her.".

You should've shaved her cunt.
With your dick.

Ouch.

StarWarsFan... Is that you?

HAHAHAHA! You'll be wacking off to the thought of her for - well - the rest of your life. Congrats.

True enough. At least he made it out safely.