totse.com | convince my girl to let me give her a facial?

cassus_spiritus · #1 2008-07-23, 21:27

she gets angry if she doesnt get to swallow, loves it on her tits, and WON'T let me let me come on her face. Any input?

DL · #2 2008-07-23, 22:53

just do it. Hell what is she going to do, dodge it matrix style?

Nightside Eclipse · #3 2008-07-23, 22:55

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just do it. Hell what is she going to do, dodge it matrix style?

She will, and it will land on something important.

---Beany--- · #4 2008-07-23, 22:56

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just do it. Hell what is she going to do, dodge it matrix style?

Haha, I couldn't help but visualise.

ShoeBong · #5 2008-07-23, 22:56

Why do you want to give her one? Is it just a fetish or is getting off in an actual pussy just not fun anymore? Not trying to hate on everyones style, but I still just love good old sex. I don't feel the need to try and pull some shit on my girl so that I can brag to friends or on totse.

DL · #6 2008-07-23, 22:58

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She will, and it will land on something important.

like his dad?

reject · #7 2008-07-23, 23:06

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Haha, I couldn't help but visualise.

Ha, same.

rusty needles · #8 2008-07-23, 23:09

tell her its good for your skin. Thats why they call it a facial then shoot her in the eye and tell her it'll give her better vision.

Mc. Black · #9 2008-07-24, 00:39

Sleeping pill.

buy porn -pay with snakes · #10 2008-07-24, 00:41

Jack off over her tits, then at the last second swing your penis up and blow a load over her face.

Then claim it was an accident.

Rykoshet · #11 2008-07-24, 01:05

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Jack off over her tits, then at the last second swing your penis up and blow a load over her face.

Then claim it was an accident.

No no no.

Fuck her doggy, pull out, and spit on her back. When she turns around, BAM, in the face.

agronox · #12 2008-07-24, 01:14

previous horrible advice not withstanding,

you should just tell her that when youre about to cum, to open her mouth and stay about 3 or 4 inches away from the tip and you (or her) just finish you off real quick and what she catches she can swallow and what she misses will either get her cheeks/lips or fall on her tits. its up to her how much she gets and where.

1 · #13 2008-07-24, 01:15

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No no no.

Fuck her doggy, pull out, and spit on her back. When she turns around, BAM, in the face.

You beat me to it

But seriously. Does she give you a specific reason why you can't give her a facial?

If you can't convince her to let you cum in her face, you can at least give her a slap in the back of the head as she swallows. Watch it come out her nose. Hehe.

buy porn -pay with snakes · #14 2008-07-24, 01:25

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet View Post

No no no.

Fuck her doggy, pull out, and spit on her back. When she turns around, BAM, in the face.

I prefer the 'Angry Pirate' where you blow your load in her eye, then kick her in the shin.

5MOK420 · #15 2008-07-24, 01:37

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No no no.

Fuck her doggy, pull out, and spit on her back. When she turns around, BAM, in the face.

the HOUDINI! its funny when they get confused as to how you had two loads

Smelly Button Ears · #16 2008-07-24, 04:02

i lolled from almost every reply. funny shit, anyway do it when shes asleep and let her find out on her own

cassus_spiritus · #17 2008-07-24, 04:08

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i lolled from almost every reply. funny shit, anyway do it when shes asleep and let her find out on her own

she'll wake up and think she's blind cause it'll crust over her eyes

rtb91 · #18 2008-07-24, 04:22

If its the whole "it's messy" deal just say you want to try it in the shower. Be honest, the "accidental" or trick shit doesn't work.... Well except maybe once.

Punk_Rocker_22 · #19 2008-07-24, 04:28

When she's on her back, strangle her, jerk off, hold her by the throat, and cum on her face.

Its simple.

Leafar · #20 2008-07-24, 05:45

TC got the answers, now he needs to do it and record it for proof.

jadexheartsxguitar · #21 2008-07-24, 13:00

Rofl, this is heaps funny

Agent 008 · #22 2008-07-24, 15:28

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Originally Posted by agronox View Post

previous horrible advice not withstanding,

you should just tell her that when youre about to cum, to open her mouth and stay about 3 or 4 inches away from the tip and you (or her) just finish you off real quick and what she catches she can swallow and what she misses will either get her cheeks/lips or fall on her tits. its up to her how much she gets and where.

Hot.

OP: Come on her sister's face, and let your girl lick it up. This way you get to come on a girl's face and she gets to swallow.

cassus_spiritus · #23 2008-07-24, 17:47

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Hot.

OP: Come on her sister's face, and let your girl lick it up. This way you get to come on a girl's face and she gets to swallow.

This would be splendid and all but her sisters are either in 8th grade, fat, ugly or any combination of the three.

Menos El Oso · #24 2008-07-24, 20:11

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Jack off over her tits, then at the last second swing your penis up and blow a load over her face.

Then claim it was an accident.

this ftw

Arctic monkey · #25 2008-07-24, 22:10

never laughed this hard at any other thread.

1 · #26 2008-07-25, 01:10

I see.. but I still think it sounds like you've got nothing to lose. Of course, the only person who really knows this is you.