Ok - I always figured - if I don't give it my all- how will I become Hokage?

There are guys that I have no problem admitting are good fighters - not that I'm afraid of them or anything. And, I'm not shy about my skills.

I've always considered myself strong - and I've had encounters/fights with high ranked ninjas in the past. Some of them worth it (of course) and some of 'em that weren't.

So, lately I was thinking - what if I were to try out fighting with an S-ranked ninja, you know, just to see what it's like. I've never been looking to fight an S-ranked, but like I said - how will I know I won't like it/I'm not the future Hokage - unless I try it out for sure?

I was trying to detox of ramen - but that didn't go well. I finally broke down and copped a few bags. I slurped ramen around 7:00pm, and went out to a known academy around my town. I took out a water container and sat drinking, feeling good - taking in the scene.

After my second container, I was feeling absolutely fucking amazing. Believe it! I lit a smoke bomb, and it smoked slowly as I leaned back in my booth, surverying the crowd. So, this guy comes up to me (obviously another shinobi...we're in a ninja academy) and starts talking to me. He was a really unfriendly dude, and the ramen and the water had me feeling queasy, so I offered to fight him.

Turns out, he was the last of the Uchiha clan, and he didn't have a lot of similair tastes in jutsu as me. He didn't talk much, so I decided, that now was as god a time as any. It was almost 10, so I slipped off to the bathroom to eat some more ramen before fighting him.

When I got back, he just sat there glaring at me, and that made me really angry. I wasn't really threatened on by him - but I was really, really curious to see how strong he actually was.

Anyways - after a little bit of glaring (which, was really unpleasant, I really didn't like it ....it was just too weird glaring at another dude) I started to walk towards him. About half way through - I got to thinking.

Here I am - in my school, with another guys eyes locked onto mine. This REALLY isn't my thing - I don't like this at all. I wanted to stop right then and there, but I thought that would be unfair to him - after all - how would you like it if a ninja was fighting you and halfway through was just like "I'm done!"

You wouldn't.

I made a comitment, so I stuck to it. I got in his face and we stared a while more. Then I got bumped and fell forward, and our lips touched for a spit second. Everyone saw, and all the girls started freaking out. We both spat everywhere, and vowed that we would always have a constant hatred for one another. When he left, I drank more water and passed out.

I woke up the next morning and realized - that I guess I'm not that strong. I didn't enjoy staring at that scary Sasuke kid or accidentally kissing another guy at ALL. It scared me, and made me want to make out with Sakura even more. Of course, I told this to a buddy of mine and he said it was the lamest fucking thing he'd ever heard. Stupid Shikamaru.

So - I ask you this totse - does this make me a lesser ninja? I mean - like I said - I didn't enjoy it at all - it was just an accident, and the experience was pretty shitty, to be honest. And to make it worse the jerk is on my team now... But I won't let him drag me down! Believe it!

I feel that my post count could use a well deserved jolt.

A for effort.

It's E for effort.

Best troll post ever

B for Burrito.

C for Circumcised

D for Douche

S for simmer down now skipper

Fixed.

I lol'd.

So did I.

I loll'ed

I giggled.

lulz

5char

i masturbated furiously

5char

That was pretty good, I have to admit.

F for you're still a fag

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nevermind, I read the other thread and realized you had no life.

I admit, that shit was very funny.

D for Downsyndrom retard.

i came...

I thought I had posted in this thread.

I was mistaken.

I contemplated reading this thread for like two days. I'm glad I did.

Roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!

Best. Troll. Evar.