Met up with my cousin today and his 10 week old son. His wife is rich so he was rolling with this sick baby carriage. But this pimped out, all terrain, sexy and sleek baby carriage wasn't the catch.

This chill little baby boy named Sasha, a pretty cute looking 10 week old guy, was getting us soo much female attention. I cannot even begin to say how many girls at clothing stores and just on the street came up to me or him to freak out at how cute the baby was, then look at him, coo at him, and compliment on how alert, cute, and well dressed he was.

...I guess the point of this thread was, I never knew this. I'm a decent looking guy, but girls/women of all calibers, real sexy women, were approaching constantly...

If you have little cousins (under 6), always take them out for ice cream.

:)

If you have little cousins (under 6), always take them out for ice cream.

:)

lol, fuckin a, I used to do that shit with my nephew

lol, fuckin a, I used to do that shit with my nephew

My niece refers to me as the only uncle who takes her out.

Her Father (my cousin) suspects why but won't say anything.

What kinda retard would complain about free babysitting?

I hate kids.

They probably thought you guys were gay.

They probably thought you were guys were gay.

lolz :D

Probably because the women are more comfortable approaching a man they know is trusted with a baby?

I hate kids.

You ARE a kid bitch.

It shows care and sensitivity. I'm thinking about it now, and I have this weird innate feeling of interest towards men with babies. Interest as in general interest. I also feel more comfortable around them

It's because not many serial rapists have children to bring along with them.

Even if the baby is dead?

Even if the baby is dead?

Roflmao

Oh yus, i always push around a dead baby in a pram to attract the ladies. And if my day out isn't successful i just come home and have my way with the infant instead.
Oh yussss

lol yeah I thought this too... I didn't try to pick any of them up; I just noticed the increased attention from women. I guess they did think that....

Chicks gave me their numbers.

My niece is so funny (on the way back home after icecream), her: Uncle superspeedz, why did that girl give your her phone number?

Me: So we can have a playdate

Her: Can I come too?

Me: It's a grown up playdate

*She pouts*

ah the innocence of children

ahh, nothing like dead baby sex

Lol, this puts you out of reach, meaning in the long run your more likelyto pull:)