So you see I am single, like many other people around the world. Then, I want a girlfriend. I have three problems:

i. I am not in college.
ii. The girls at my workplace are ugly as fuck.
iii. I am very picky about the kind of girl I want. She has to be pretty and intelligent. In case you are wondering, I would be good looking in the popular world view, and I am quite smart as well.

Analyzing the situation, I have concluded only a miracle would help me get a girlfriend.

Hope: I often see a girl in the nearby college. She IS the MOST beautiful girl I have EVER seen in my real life. Also what intrigues me the most about her is that she is often alone by herself, unlike the regular girl with her gang and possibly gossiping the whole day. The problem is, there's no way to initiate any form of useful interaction with her. But atleast I have gotten her attention - I look and dress quite different from the guys in the college, and maybe even the regular crowd. We make eye contact every time we happen to bump into each other. I need an ice-beaker which wouldn't make a look like a fuckin psycho. Don't suggest me some fuckin PUA trick cos she's a loner - it says a lot about her.

Pray me a miracle, Totse.

shut up, faggot

Come on people, help me with a miracle! And fuck you, you fuckin Hindu.

You know whats wierd?

You hanging out at the nearby college, which you don't attend, just so you can 'happen to bump into' this girl. You're right, you will need a miracle to not seem like a psycho. IMO, girls don't appreciate being stalked.

And I wouldn't put so much of your trouble with women on them. If you were even reasonably confident, you would have gone up and spoken to her when she caught your attention instead of admiring her from afar and asking totse for advice.

I think a good rule of thumb is that posting on totse for help getting a girl means that you're just not ready for a girlfriend. It'll happen in it's own time.

man gets up from corner of the bar and approaches a woman at the bar and asks. "Hey i have been watching you from over there....Are you gonna walk to your car alone? I'll be over there waiting for you..."


thats you ^

Oh well.

Post a picture because when you said you dressed differently than most college kids this lead me to believe you're a fag.

You are supposed to be celibate, Mr. Gandhi.

I refuse to have any part in encouraging you to stray from your spiritual quest.

And fuck you, you fuckin Hindu.

consider the source lol!!!!!




just go up to that girl and introduce yourself and ask for her number. (after some small talk). if she asks why you are there, you are buying books to study yourself, buying some paper, computer disks, fucking make something up.

easier said than done of course if you have a hard time getting the guts to ask her out.

*prays to Allah*

Take up knife-throwing. Practice. Throw a knife at this girl; stick in her leg or something. When she's bleeding and screaming, run up to her and say "Oh my gosh, I was aiming at someone else - I'm so sorry." She'll laugh it off and sex you, plus you'll have a funny story to tell your kids.

It's how I met all my girlfriends.

No.

Instead, put on a mask and attack her. Once she's unconscious, take off the mask, bring her back to your room, lay her on your bed, and act as if you have no idea what happened but that you saved her.

OR

You could just come up to her the next time you see her and start talking.

Wait, how does us talking to ourselves help you?