TL/DR at bottom.

I started working not too long ago. There's a guy from my work who has taken interest in me. He's really nice, but apparently he has a reputation for being sort of a man-whore. He 'dated' two girls who used to work at our company (one of which was married, and the other had a boyfriend who also worked there), and they both ended up leaving, although as far as I know, they didn't leave because of him. Everyone from my work (including both my boss and the owner of the company) warned me to stay away from him, but of course, being a woman () I didn't listen. We started hanging out a week or two ago, and he's been really nice to me and everything, and he asked me out. I told him to give me a few days to think about it. In the meantime, we've kissed a couple of times.

He's a really nice guy, and he treats me great, but it seems like he's too nice sometimes. Not that I don't like him being nice to me, but he's too overbearing with it and at times it seems like he's trying to kiss ass and suck up to me. Like the other night, I stopped at whataburger on the way to his place, and I asked him if he wanted anything. He said he wanted an egg sandwich, which costs a whopping $1.50, so I got him one. Then he text messaged me saying something along the lines of "You're so good to me, what am I going to do with you?" and when I got to his place, he had bought me roses.

He's a nice guy and all, and I like him, but I'm worried about what everyone from my work told me about him. They all told me that as soon as I started working there, way before we started talking.

And there's a few other things:
1) He's slightly older than I am... I'm 19, he's 32. :o
2) He has a 10 year old daughter. I can't stand kids, but she lives with her mom about an hour away, so I guess this part isn't too bad.
3) He's really religious, and I'm not.
4) He's really close with his family, and he's always talking about how he couldn't be away from them for more than a week or two. I want to get the fuck out of Texas as soon as I graduate, so there's pretty much no chance of us having a long-term relationship based on all of these things.

Now here's the other problem:
There is a guy that I used to work with who I haven't talked to in about a year and a half that I just got in touch with again. He's a year younger than me, and he goes to college in Florida, but he's here for the summer. I talked to him today, and he told me that he always wanted to kiss me but that he wasn't sure if I had a boyfriend or not, so he never did.

He's really nice too, but of course there are a few problems here as well:
1) He doesn't have a car, which I wouldn't mind, but he lives about 30 miles from me. So in order to see him, I would either have to pick him up or wait until he can use his mom's car.
2) He goes to college in Florida, so he'll be leaving in August/September.

TL/DR:
Which guy should I pick?

Guy #1:
-Works with me
-Is 32 (I'm 19)
-Has a car
-Has his own place
-Goes to college here
-I see him every day at work (which would be really bad if we did go out and then broke up)
-Everyone at my work has warned me to stay away from him, because of his history with the other girls that used to work at our company

Guy #2:
-Used to work with me
-Turns 19 next week
-Doesn't have a car, meaning I can only hang out with him when I pick him up or when he can borrow his mom's car
-Lives with his parents (but then again, so do I)
-Goes to college in Florida
-I haven't seen him in a year and a half

I donno I'd say guy 2. The first guy is 32 and still in college? what a retard.

He just started school. He used to manage a restaurant but he got tired of it so he decided to go back to school.

Fuck both of them and see which one is better.

guy 2 has the most potential.
guy 1 has baggage.

Guy 2 does not.

He's 13 years older than you, and you're still in your teens. How much advice could you possibly need? Convince yourself however you want, but he's only after your tight teenage pussy. He knows that a relationship with you wouldn't go anywhere. And yes, going out with someone you work with is generally a really bad idea.

The first guy is a 32 year old dick who seems rather good at fucking young girls. He's being nice because it makes you like him like you do now. Don't, your workmates are right and your boss wouldn't say something like that if they didn't have a good reason for it.

As for the second guy, yea sure why not? OK so he's leaving in September, but you can either go out with him, have a great time and either part on good terms an be happy next time you see each other or try a long distance thing OR you can just not bother, spend your time wanting him, doing fuck all.
So what if he doesn't have a car. In fact, who even cares who's driving? It makes no difference.

Plus he has vigour. Natural, young vigour.

that said, nothing wrong with a guy going after some nice teen booty

we shouldn't cock block him

that said, nothing wrong with a guy going after some nice teen booty

we shouldn't cock block him

No, don't get me wrong. I'd high five him if he managed to get with a stupid teen like this one, but I'm giving her advice. And the advice is, "don't".

I'm gonna have to go with the flow on this one. Neither nor.

Or if you need that in totsesque:

1.ditch both
2.buy Rampant Rabbit
3.Post PiX
4.??????
5.Profit!!11

I agree with Ketch. The one guy probably goes through women like a kid with candy. Most likely he's probably got shit that will taint you for life. If your just looking for a fuck friend, I suggest the younger guy. At 19 you shouldn't need advice for this.

Okay I am going to suggest a song for you to listen to, Tupac "Wonder why they call you bitch."

For starters everyone tells you the guy is a man whore, and that he just wants to fuck you. So you date him, amusing. Then you say some guy is in town from Florida who has no vehicle and is staying with Mommy. He says he wants to fuck you, and so you put him on the platter as well. I mean fuck, if I said I wanted to fuck you (Which I don't by the way, I think you are a very low valued woman.), would I then be a candidate for that pussy?

Thirty two years old and nineteen is the first red flag. This really isn't you looking for advice, this is you wanting someone to validate your shitty choices. Ugh, I keep forgetting you live in Texas. I hate the thought of you being some where near me.

He's 13 years older than you, and you're still in your teens. How much advice could you possibly need? Convince yourself however you want, but he's only after your tight teenage pussy. He knows that a relationship with you wouldn't go anywhere. And yes, going out with someone you work with is generally a really bad idea.

Agreed.

that said, nothing wrong with a guy going after some nice teen booty

we shouldn't cock block him

How could we cock block the guy? We are the voice of reason here asshole, stop sticking up for the mother fucker ruining young women in America.

I'm gonna have to go with the flow on this one. Neither nor.

Or if you need that in totsesque:

1.ditch both
2.buy Rampant Rabbit
3.Post PiX
4.??????
5.Profit!!11

Agreed, I would definitely say neither and invest in a vibrator.

guy 2 of course christ..like you want to fuck around with some old guy with a kid...

yeah,if the guy thats 32 has kids already and a history with other women where you work,he doesn't sound good.
You're 19,you need to figure what your life will look like.That guy sounds like he has his life figured out, and it doesn't sound good..
The man that's 18 sounds like he is trying to figure out life too.
Maybe you should be with him.

If the guy is 32,he doesn't need a 19 year old girlfriend.What message does that send to his kid?Think about that at least.

He just started school. He used to manage a restaurant but he got tired of it so he decided to go back to school.

If it took him to the age of 32 to realize his life was worthless he's an idiot, you're better off with guy 2

don't be such a whore. also people who eat egg sandwiches are gross.

Dating at work is usually a bad idea. Do you like the job?

guy number one is a piece of crap,
he has nothing to offer,
When people tell you stay away theres usually a reason..
Stay the fuck away
....
once he gets what he wants do you think he will continue to be prince charming "luvv u soo much pumpkinnn" hell no.
probably takes fun in fucking girls less than twice the age of his daughter
hope his daughter gets taken advantage of by some 30yo dropout,

Go with the older guy. He sounds nice.

i don't know... i'm a girl, i kind of like the idea of guy 1. i really hate it when guys don't have cars and aren't independent, which is what guy 2 is.

however, i agree with the person that said to ditch them both and find someone better. if neither of them is ideal, just find someone else. there's no need to settle, you don't HAVE to have a boyfriend, you're only 19.

and yeah, dating someone you work with is a very bad idea.

I always had a "don't date co-worker policy". I'm always grateful I've followed it.

Guy #1... Seriously, you're falling for his manipulativeness? I could do the exact same thing if I wanted something from you. Of course not with this online persona you know me through.

Guy #2... Go out and have some fun, don't take it seriously. You'll learn more from this relationship than anything you could from #1 except that #1 was a terrible idea and mistake.

#1 is a 32 year old working at the same job as a 19 year old... And you're attracted to him? What's wrong with women these days. You shame people our age with your poor choices.

The coworker is a pussy hunter. You can see this. If you want to have some fun for a while, go for it. But don't expect very much in the long run.

The "(Age divided by 2) +7" guideline, is only a guideline but you shouldn't stray too far from it without good reasons, if you're unsure.

32 over 2 + 7 = 23, plus he's a little unusual which may or may not be good. Sounds a bit losery to me though.

Fuck you!

Dating at work is usually a bad idea. Do you like the job?

Lame question.

I always had a "don't date co-worker policy". I'm always grateful I've followed it.

Guy #1... Seriously, you're falling for his manipulativeness? I could do the exact same thing if I wanted something from you. Of course not with this online persona you know me through.

Guy #2... Go out and have some fun, don't take it seriously. You'll learn more from this relationship than anything you could from #1 except that #1 was a terrible idea and mistake.

#1 is a 32 year old working at the same job as a 19 year old... And you're attracted to him? What's wrong with women these days. You shame people our age with your poor choices.

No kidding, poor choices are running rampant through these uneducated slobs called generation "Y" and "Z" bastards.

The coworker is a pussy hunter. You can see this. If you want to have some fun for a while, go for it. But don't expect very much in the long run.

This because you know the OP just wants to get fucked, and then fucked over so she can feel sorry for herself.

The first guy is a 32 year old dick who seems rather good at fucking young girls.

I'm the youngest one at my work. The next youngest person there now is 28, so the other girls were probably closer to his age. Does that make a difference? Not really, but it makes him seem like less of a creepy perv.

He's being nice because it makes you like him like you do now.

Yea, I had that problem with my ex. He was nice to me until he got into my pants, then his true colors started to show. I definitely don't want that to happen again.

Don't, your workmates are right and your boss wouldn't say something like that if they didn't have a good reason for it.
I'm thinking that this is probably my best choice.

As for the second guy, yea sure why not? OK so he's leaving in September, but you can either go out with him, have a great time and either part on good terms an be happy next time you see each other or try a long distance thing OR you can just not bother, spend your time wanting him, doing fuck all.
So what if he doesn't have a car. In fact, who even cares who's driving? It makes no difference.

Plus he has vigour. Natural, young vigour.

I don't care who drives, I enjoy driving, but I care when it means I have to spend $10 in gas just go to see him, go somewhere, drop him back off, and go home.

The only thing is, he lost a lot of cool points with me tonight. I told him I got off work at around 1am, but we leave the stand (where we pick up rides) at midnight, so I text messaged him when I was on the way from the stand to the barn and told him how much I made tonight, because he had asked me earlier. Keep in mind, I specifically stated that I got off work at 1am and that I would call him when I left. He sent me 4 (!) text messages while I was getting everything put away:
12:22am: Cool. So are u drivin there or riding ur horse back there?
12:37am: Wat u doin now?
12:50am: call me when ur done with the barn. K
12:54am: Are u busy now?

When I finally got everything put away, looked at my phone, and saw how many times he had messaged me, I wanted to call him and say something along the lines of "Fuck, I told you I'd fucking call you when I got off of work at fucking 1am! What the fuck makes you think that if I'm too busy to respond to your first message that I'll suddenly find time to respond to the next 3?"

I could understand him maybe sending a second one in case the first one didn't go through, but shit, 4 messages in a half hour? That's not cool at all.

Done.

This person should not be allowed to post anymore.

Okay I am going to suggest a song for you to listen to, Tupac "Wonder why they call you bitch."

I don't see what that has to do with me.


For starters everyone tells you the guy is a man whore, and that he just wants to fuck you. So you date him, amusing.
We're not dating, but point taken.


Then you say some guy is in town from Florida who has no vehicle and is staying with Mommy.What the fuck do you expect from an 18 year old in college? I don't know anyone my age who has a car that their parents didn't buy them, therefore I don't see how him not having a car affects anything other than how often I would get to see him.


He says he wants to fuck you, and so you put him on the platter as well.
He said he wanted to kiss me, not fuck me. Granted, he probably does want to fuck me, but at least he was polite enough to keep that to himself. And it's not like I suddenly became attracted to him when he said that; I liked him when we first met, but he had a girlfriend at the time, then I had a boyfriend by the time they broke up, so the timing was just really bad up until now.

I mean fuck, if I said I wanted to fuck you (Which I don't by the way, I think you are a very low valued woman.), would I then be a candidate for that pussy?
Who said that either of them is a candidate for my pussy? And how do you figure that I'm a 'very low valued woman?'

To be fair to him, he was married to the woman that he has the kid with. I don't know why they got divorced, though. And his daughter lives with her mom, but he goes to visit her at least once a week.

I don't see what that has to do with me.

I am not calling you a bitch, just pointing out a perspective of some men.


We're not dating, but point taken.

Doubtful, I am sure you will continue to talk to him because he gives you attention that makes you feel good.

What the fuck do you expect from an 18 year old in college? I don't know anyone my age who has a car that their parents didn't buy them, therefore I don't see how him not having a car affects anything other than how often I would get to see him.

I don't think you really want to hear what I expect, and being 18 while owning a vehicle is not an impossible feat.


He said he wanted to kiss me, not fuck me. Granted, he probably does want to fuck me, but at least he was polite enough to keep that to himself. And it's not like I suddenly became attracted to him when he said that; I liked him when we first met, but he had a girlfriend at the time, then I had a boyfriend by the time they broke up, so the timing was just really bad up until now.

You liked him, seems like you became even more interested after he said he wanted to kiss you, imagine if he said he wanted to fuck you? Arrrrrg!

Who said that either of them is a candidate for my pussy? And how do you figure that I'm a 'very low valued woman?'

Well you came on totse and asked which one you should choose, to me it seems like they are both in a candidacy for that pussy at the moment. Why do I think you are a low valued woman? Well actually I consider you a girl, and the reason is because of your emotional and mental maturity. To me you are not valuable because of your inability to survive in the world. I mean how the fuck are you going to be able to instill anything into our children, if you can't even make simple decisions like not dating a 32 year old with kids at the age of 19?

Just food for thought... :-D

Yes, I love my job.

After reading everyone's responses, I've decided to avoid the guy from work. I guess I just needed to hear a 'neutral' third party's opinion on it.

^Good.

Forget the second guy, fuck waiting for someone to come up and tell you they're interested in you Eggs, expand those fucken choices cos a relationship with the first guy doesn't sound overly promising either. Seriously eggs, when I have I given you bad advice?

Life buuuuuurns.

I am not calling you a bitch, just pointing out a perspective of some men.

I haven't fucked either of them, so I'm still failing to see the connection.

Doubtful, I am sure you will continue to talk to him because he gives you attention that makes you feel good.
I'll continue to talk to him because we work together and I don't see why we can't be friends, but I'm going to make it clear that that's all we are.

I don't think you really want to hear what I expect, and being 18 while owning a vehicle is not an impossible feat.
I know that it's not impossible, but most 18 year olds either go to college or move out and get a job. He chose to go to college, which prolongs his dependence on his parents for a few more years, but in the long run will pay off when he's not stuck working for minimum wage for the rest of his life.

You liked him, seems like you became even more interested after he said he wanted to kiss you, imagine if he said he wanted to fuck you? Arrrrrg!
You don't seem to understand that there is a difference between kissing and fucking, just like there is a difference between flirting with someone and sexually harassing someone.


Well you came on totse and asked which one you should choose, to me it seems like they are both in a candidacy for that pussy at the moment.
Ok, you have a point there. But just because I'm considering dating one of them doesn't mean that I'm automatically going to jump in bed with him.


Why do I think you are a low valued woman? Well actually I consider you a girl, and the reason is because of your emotional and mental maturity.
I never claimed to be mature. I've only been in 1 real relationship, so I obviously still have a lot to learn.

To me you are not valuable because of your inability to survive in the world. I mean how the fuck are you going to be able to instill anything into our children, if you can't even make simple decisions like not dating a 32 year old with kids at the age of 19?

Just food for thought... :-D

I don't plan on having kids, so I guess you can stop worrying about how I raise them.

...the OP just wants to get fucked, and then fucked over so she can feel sorry for herself.

Who doesn't? Life is fun.

Ok, now I need new advice: I have plans to go with guy #1 to a park and to a restaurant on Monday. Should I tell him before then that I just want us to be friends, or after? I work with him on Saturday and Sunday, so I could tell him tomorrow (well, later today), but I'd feel bad fucking up his weekend.

If I tell him on Sunday, I'd feel bad for messing up his plans, but then again, I don't want to do it Monday after we hang out because I don't want him to feel like I'm mooching off of him.

I haven't fucked either of them, so I'm still failing to see the connection.

Of course you are...

I'll continue to talk to him because we work together and I don't see why we can't be friends, but I'm going to make it clear that that's all we are.

"Why we can't be friends." That is really funny. Do you think that a 32 year old with a daughter who was recently divorced shares the same goals as you? Do you think he could ever really give you friendship?

I know that it's not impossible, but most 18 year olds either go to college or move out and get a job. He chose to go to college, which prolongs his dependence on his parents for a few more years, but in the long run will pay off when he's not stuck working for minimum wage for the rest of his life.

Oh shit, looks like he is back in the race!

You don't seem to understand that there is a difference between kissing and fucking, just like there is a difference between flirting with someone and sexually harassing someone.

Odd, because I could argue kissing is as intimate if not more so than sex.

Ok, you have a point there. But just because I'm considering dating one of them doesn't mean that I'm automatically going to jump in bed with him.

Well you've already kissed, and as you told me you aren't even "dating". Imagine if you were dating, would he get to have his hands all over your chest? Oh, that is if you haven't already let him...don't feel guilty just yet!

I never claimed to be mature. I've only been in 1 real relationship, so I obviously still have a lot to learn.

I think you having a lot to learn is a statement we can both agree upon. Oh, and I never said you did claim to be mature, you simply asked me why I thought you were a low value woman, and I answered.

I don't plan on having kids, so I guess you can stop worrying about how I raise them.

Actually I could give a shit how you raise your kids, didn't see the part where I am not interested?

Ok, now I need new advice: I have plans to go with guy #1 to a park and to a restaurant on Monday. Should I tell him before then that I just want us to be friends, or after? I work with him on Saturday and Sunday, so I could tell him tomorrow (well, later today), but I'd feel bad fucking up his weekend.

If I tell him on Sunday, I'd feel bad for messing up his plans, but then again, I don't want to do it Monday after we hang out because I don't want him to feel like I'm mooching off of him.

You are already leading him on...might as well finish him off with a hand job, since that is easily explained as not being "slutty".

Actually I could give a shit how you raise your kids, didn't see the part where I am not interested?

You are interested, or you wouldn't have brought it up, and you wouldn't be trying to argue with me about it now.

How annoyingly sticky for you.
I'd say tell him during the day? Try and put it to him in a way that won't upset him, if he's the type to get upset about that kinda thing.
Also maybe pay your part of the bill, that way you don't have to feel like your mooching off of him. Maybe do it discretely, if he's the type to think it offends his manhood or whatnot for a woman to pay for herself.

Perhaps just tell him in work. If he gets pissy and cancels on you then it's probably because he only cared about getting into your pants anyway, not about you.

We're not dating, but point taken.

I have plans to go with guy #1 to a park and to a restaurant on Monday.

Wait what? That sounds like a date no matter how you swing it. Even if you don't want it to be one, that's really what you've signed on for.

You are interested, or you wouldn't have brought it up, and you wouldn't be trying to argue with me about it now.

Do you really consider this an argument? When I said I wasn't interested, it didn't mean I wasn't interested in discussing you, it meant I wasn't interested in ever being with you.

How annoyingly sticky for you.
I'd say tell him during the day? Try and put it to him in a way that won't upset him, if he's the type to get upset about that kinda thing.
Also maybe pay your part of the bill, that way you don't have to feel like your mooching off of him. Maybe do it discretely, if he's the type to think it offends his manhood or whatnot for a woman to pay for herself.

Perhaps just tell him in work. If he gets pissy and cancels on you then it's probably because he only cared about getting into your pants anyway, not about you.

He is an older guy, he knows how to play the waiting game.

Wait what? That sounds like a date no matter how you swing it. Even if you don't want it to be one, that's really what you've signed on for.

Dude, the only thing you can do here is try and understand her perspective, when I tried this though I temporarily lost consciousness.

Yep, adding my voice to the chorus.

Avoid both of 'em. First of them in every way possible and maybe give the other a chance just by hanging out with him.

I'm 19 as well and I know my life is unsettled and I'm in the process of figuring out the right thing for me and i'm avoiding anything that'd make the situation more complicated for me. My guess is that he's in a similar place. As for the distance thing, it is probably the most difficult thing esp. for a fresh relationship. For relationships that have existed for a while it's probably not as difficult.

Although this may sound cliched, you need to be a vigilant gatekeeper to your pussy cause in just about every situation the girl gets the raw deal out of sex.

Wait what? That sounds like a date no matter how you swing it. Even if you don't want it to be one, that's really what you've signed on for.

Fuck, why can't a guy and a girl just hang out without it being a date?

How annoyingly sticky for you.
I'd say tell him during the day? Try and put it to him in a way that won't upset him, if he's the type to get upset about that kinda thing.
Also maybe pay your part of the bill, that way you don't have to feel like your mooching off of him. Maybe do it discretely, if he's the type to think it offends his manhood or whatnot for a woman to pay for herself.

Perhaps just tell him in work. If he gets pissy and cancels on you then it's probably because he only cared about getting into your pants anyway, not about you.

I think I'm going to tell him today, either right before work or right after. As much as I'm not looking forward to it, I want to get it over with.

I already told him how everyone else warned me about him, so I'm just going to reiterate that and point out how it would mess things up at work if we did have a relationship and it didn't work out.

Do you really consider this an argument? When I said I wasn't interested, it didn't mean I wasn't interested in discussing you, it meant I wasn't interested in ever being with you.
What does that have to do with anything? You criticized my parenting skills, I responded that I don't want kids, and then somehow you got out of that that I think you want a relationship with me?

Although this may sound cliched, you need to be a vigilant gatekeeper to your pussy cause in just about every situation the girl gets the raw deal out of sex.

Indeed. I'm seriously considering becoming celibate. That thread should be here next week.

Sounds like an unreasonable solution.

Alright, fuck both of them. As you all have pointed out, the guy from work is too old/too much of a risk for it to be worth it.

The other one is too much of a fucking stalker. I talked to him last night when I was on the way home from work, and when I got home I told him I would talk to him tomorrow (today). This morning (well, afternoon :)), I woke up to 3 text messages from him. "Hey wats up? U still sleepin?," "Wats up?," "Wats up?"

Holy fucking shit, if I wanted to fucking talk to him, I'd answer the fucking phone or reply to his text messages. I don't mind talking to him, but I have shit to do; I can't just sit around talking on the phone all day long, especially when all he wants to talk about is what we're going to do when we hang out. How many fucking times do you need to ask somebody that question before you figure out what the fuck to do?

poor eggs you are surrounded by loser guys. i would date you if you were hot (never seen your pic), and i hate talking on the phone so no worries there.

Fuck, why can't a guy and a girl just hang out without it being a date?

Hanging out is called a date......

I think I'm going to tell him today, either right before work or right after. As much as I'm not looking forward to it, I want to get it over with.

I already told him how everyone else warned me about him, so I'm just going to reiterate that and point out how it would mess things up at work if we did have a relationship and it didn't work out.

YOU THINK!?!?

What does that have to do with anything? You criticized my parenting skills, I responded that I don't want kids, and then somehow you got out of that that I think you want a relationship with me?

No you stupid bitch. Sorry, but you are being really fucking stupid right now. I said you are a low value woman because you have nothing to offer me in regards to family, children, or life. Your response is that you don't want kids, so I won't have to worry about how you raise them. I stated that it was irrelevant whether or not you wanted kids, because I already stated that I think you are low quality and not worth my time.

Understand now? Or should I break it down further...?

Indeed. I'm seriously considering becoming celibate. That thread should be here next week.

Lol...

Alright, fuck both of them. As you all have pointed out, the guy from work is too old/too much of a risk for it to be worth it.

The other one is too much of a fucking stalker. I talked to him last night when I was on the way home from work, and when I got home I told him I would talk to him tomorrow (today). This morning (well, afternoon :)), I woke up to 3 text messages from him. "Hey wats up? U still sleepin?," "Wats up?," "Wats up?"

Holy fucking shit, if I wanted to fucking talk to him, I'd answer the fucking phone or reply to his text messages. I don't mind talking to him, but I have shit to do; I can't just sit around talking on the phone all day long, especially when all he wants to talk about is what we're going to do when we hang out. How many fucking times do you need to ask somebody that question before you figure out what the fuck to do?

He is a young guy, what do you expect? Find someone in their early twenties if you want more stability in a boyfriend. I know you need to talk your feelings out to feel better, but please, try to take responsibility for some of the blame.

poor eggs you are surrounded by loser guys. i would date you if you were hot (never seen your pic), and i hate talking on the phone so no worries there.

"Date you if you were hot." Dude, shut the fuck up. That statement right there makes you unworthy of shit, you faggot.

"Date you if you were hot." Dude, shut the fuck up. That statement right there makes you unworthy of shit, you faggot.

loll fuck off

I don't think you should have to choose.

Go for the threesome and post pics.

Actually, invite your dad and make it a foursome.

loll fuck off

Hey don't be mad because you were exposed as being shallow.

one day you will be mature enough to know that physical attraction is a primary ingredient in adult sexual relationships. i could have worded it better but its all the same. being physically attracted to a woman is not shallow. just be patient young one, puberty does strange things to your mind and body. you will understand the ways some day.

Don't forget, you're arguing with a 'man' who lost his virginity to a Mexican hooker. He's obviously an expert on relationships, women, and sex as a result.

What the fuck are you talking about? I never said you shouldn't be physically attracted, but it was obvious you are a shallow bastard by what you said. Stop trying to squirm out of it, and some how try and save face by making ME look like the inexperienced one.

Don't forget, you're arguing with a 'man' who lost his virginity to a Mexican hooker. He's obviously an expert on relationships, women, and sex as a result.

OH eggs, she was actually a stripper, and much sweeter than you. :-)