Ok so she says that she doesn't do them because they are "nasty", since we "pee out of that thing". how can I convince her otherwise? this is VERY frustrating when shed do everything else but a bj.


ideas please

tell her she pisses out her vagina(close enough anyway). then tell her to spot the differences.

whats the difference between a pussy and a mouth? one doesnt talk back.

Wow... How old is she, 12? Who the hell thinks anything less than exploding shit porn is 'icky'?

she does anal? If so, don't bring it up as an argument. She may stop doing it.

Dude if she does everything else I don't think I would be worried about blowjobs, there is nothing you can do to change her mind, unless you confront her with scientifiically proven evidence that it isn't as nasty as she thinks, but since no respectible scientist would study such a field, your stuck unless you prove it yourself.

Because you pee out of that thing? . You can control yourself while it's in her mouth, no? It sounds like she doesn't know the wonders of CUM. *Sigh.* Give her oral, and ask her to return the favor. If she says no, force in her mouth. (sarcasm for the unwitty)

Take a shower beforehand.

Dump the bitch, she's broken.

Take a shower beforehand.

This. Plus inform her that urine is sterile.

I knew a couple girls like that. Even this one that I know for a fact USED to suck dick, but when I told her to give me some head she said she didn't. She changed her mind pretty quick.

Just get her drunk.

inform her that urine is sterile.

Doesn't change the fact that most people don't like piss in their mouth.

if not...bring it up as an argument and maybe she'll start doing it ;)

This. Plus inform her that urine is sterile.

not entirely true.

your own urine is sterile for you, but it is NOT sterile for other people.

She can't say no if she's got your cock in her mouth :)

You're welcome.

if not...bring it up as an argument and maybe she'll start doing it ;)

if there was a double thumbs up symbol, now would have been the time i would have used it.

she sounds really immature
i don't really have suggestions as to how to make her want to please you
go get a new one she's broke

give to receive.

No oral? Does not compute.

when she is sleeping, just slide it in.

fuck my girlfriend pulled this crap on me too once just because i peed in her mouth once

Refuse to have sex with her. 'You bleed out of that'.

Alos just.... ew

Any girl that doesn't give head is a worthless selfish bitch. They should all be round up and shot.

How ?

All girls give head. You just have to make them want it.

Have a shower first, that could possibly help.

I'm not keen on putting my mouth near my boyfriends penis after he's been at work all day. It gets a slight smell and tastes strange (I usually just spit all over it first to "clean" it if he won't shower.. lol)

You can't force her though, or she'll become resentful, and do you really want a resentful mouth with teeth near your little friend?

You could also try getting her drunk, BUT DON'T FORCE IT! That's how I got over the grossness of my first blow job though.

This might work. epic lulz...

I cant even respond with something helpful because I feel bad for you. Fucking worthless piece of trash females.

You could also try getting her drunk, BUT DON'T FORCE IT! That's how I got over the grossness of my first blow job though.


i might try this. all i gotta do is get her drunk and ask for a bj? or do i have to do something sneaky to get her to gimme one?

Get some flavored condoms and tell her to have at it.

Take a shot of warm piss right infront of her.

then smile like it didnt burn on the way down :)

Most practical advice so far, I guess.

To be honest with you, if she really thinks it's nasty she's probably never going to do it. And if you do coerce her into it she'll resent you forever. If it really matters that much to you you're in a 'take it or leave it' kind of position.

Leave her, she's 12 anyway.

My girlfriend won't give me head if I haven't trimmed my pubes recently... so maybe you just really need a trim?

My gf won't let me go down on her, she says it's gross that I'd do that.

Ironically, (WHILE PLAYING PRINCE OF PERSIA) she offered to give me a bj.

I had to pause the game (UGH :p) and explain to her that A) she was too pretty to give me a bj and B) I respected her too much for that.

Were this some Ho I had no feelings for then make with the bj.

What the fuck? Only whores are supposed to suck? You bitch about how she won't let you, by not letting her. Bravo. Great move.

SHE SAID ITS BECAUSE HE PISSES FROM THERE CAN YOU NOT FUCKING READ?

...Are you mentally ill? She's too 'pretty' to suck a dick? I never heard something that dumb in my life. Post a picture of her, and we'll see if she is worthy to get cum on her face.

What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean...I usually try to be understanding and see things from other people's point of view...but what the fuck?

That's just weird/disgusting on so many different levels.

As the others have politely put it, I believe you should re-evaluate your priorities.

try to ease her into it. shower together and make sure she knows it's clean. if she thinks it's gross because you pee from there, don't have her put her mouth on that part. have her lick around the sides and stuff, even if your head isn't completely in her mouth. she can even give you like a hand job and lick the balls. make sure she can see how much your enjoying it, even if you have to make it look like you like it more than you do. even if she doesn't completely put it in her mouth the 1st few times, you're at least getting something. plus, if she sees that you like it, she'll eventually just be ok with the idea of it, and put it in her mouth. also, make sure to give her warning before you bust. if she's already grossed out, she's not gonna want to clean spunk out of her hair.

I really like his idea. I will have to give this one a try. thanks man :)