Well you all know some... heres some to start.

Acting dumb for attention

Starving yourself

Telling their friends they want you but acting all shy when you approach them.

Making stupid faces in cameras because they think they are so attractive that it won't make a distance. But it does.

being a bitch since they think it's cute in fact YOU ARE A BITCH

Taking a million pictures of themselves.

chewing nails

think they have to be loud all the time everywhere

and probably my worst complaint ever...GIRLS DRAGGING THERE FEET. Like they are just that lazy that they can't lift their foot high enough so that it doesn't drag across the ground.

The anorexic look. Skinny's good, but not that skinny.

Bad posture. I hate it.

*ObZ

Wearing non-enclosed shoes. I don't mean like high heels or anything (if the occasion suits it) I mean like those moccassin things chicks wear or flip flops, it's just a turn off for me.

When they start insulting other chicks behind their back, that gets to me. Especially if they are saying about how much of a slut someone other woman is, it just rings of jealousy to me.

I'll think of more later.

Sucking at sucking.

Talking incessantly about the guy you like who's pissing you off.

It's alright in moderation, but when it's the default conversation filler, it's incredibly irritating.

or flip flops, it's just a turn off for me.



where the fuck do you live? in florida 80% of the girls I see are in flip flops.

Acting stupid.

do the little giggly whisper talk to their friends. its fucking annoying.

try to talk about music they know jack shit about.

try to talk about anything they know jack shit about.


Fixed. And this applies to guys too.

I hate stupid people.


*ObZ

Being fat.

Starving yourself


Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

Having low self esteem/self image and always needing you to prop up their ego.

"Do you think I'm pretty?" (Millionth time)

"No bitch, I fuck you because I enjoy vomiting in my mouth and then swallowing it."

1. When they try to sing to songs that are sung by guys. my last girlfriend would constantly sing in the car, and she was a terrible singer, so I would either turn the music off or turn it way up so I didn't have to hear her.

2. I can't stand hot girls who think they are so funny because dumb-asses laugh at all of their bad jokes. (because they are hot)

3. Arrogant girls who try to act tough.

4. When they exaggerate stories. (Dane Cook has a funny bit on this, but I completely agree with him)

4. When they exaggerate stories. (Dane Cook has a funny bit on this, but I completely agree with him)

"Dane Cook" and "funny" should not be used in the same sentence, unless the sentence is "Dane Cook isn't funny."

drinking

and probably my worst complaint ever...GIRLS DRAGGING THERE FEET. Like they are just that lazy that they can't lift their foot high enough so that it doesn't drag across the ground.

This actually drives me into rage. Or if their shoes are too big and the shoe is complete fucked...

When they automatically believe they have the right to know EVERY bit of gossip...

Wearing non-enclosed shoes. I don't mean like high heels or anything (if the occasion suits it) I mean like those moccassin things chicks wear...

These seem to be the number one shoe that girls wear that they drag their feet in.

i call them bum shoes

That stupid "Poof" they do at the crown of the hair.
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HilaryDuff/Duff_Hilary19538_4001.jpg

When they shreik everything they say.

When they have really dark hair and have obnoxious, thick blonde highlights.

Talons for nails.

REEAALLLYYY glossy lipgloss.

^ that

Thankfully we don't really get any of that in the UK.

Also:

Biting nails
'Doing' nails
Walking round in towels
Putting their clothes on when they wake up
Putting their clothes on just to walk to the toilet
Eating really slowly
Being incapable of the smallest physical task or task involving the slightest amount of technical or mechanical skill, and saying 'Oh, I'm a girl, I don't know how to do these things' when 'these things' include opening the bonnet on her car or changing a fuse in something or using a screwdriver

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

No it's pretty annoying to see a girl starving herself.

Only in the sense of 'not eating makes me pretty!'. Obviously in some girls it's a serious mental issue, but yeah. It's another case of the idiots ruining it for the ones who really have a problem.

I have a friend who just goes bulimic whenever she wants to lose weight. She won't do it properly - she just throws up. Then stops when she's lost all she needs.

Makes me twitch in irritation whenever she talks about it.

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

Of course it's her choice. If the thread was "what should women not be allowed to do by law?" then I'd kinda understand your answer. Just because you have the right to stop eating until you look like a collection of matchsticks tied together with string doesn't mean that's gonna besexy.

2girls1cup

Talking about their boyfriend Talking about their animals Posting a bulletin on myspace about anything Anorexia Dysmorphia Bullemia Not making any moves and making me do all the fucking work Sucking at everything Intentionally being dumb to conform to some imagined standard Talking about "friend" problems

I get annoyed when they think they can talk shit and because they are cute and dainty, that I will not completly bitch them out. Like they are completly beautiful and nothing is wrong with them and all other women are trash. Then I begin to point out the flaws that they are ignoring, usually it's a personality trait. And then they cry about it.

That is the worst.

What part of LA do you live in?

this stuff
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

ESPECIALLY those pregnant shirts
hate those, STOP wearing them

and chubby girls who wear really tight clothes so their fat sticks out right above their pants, thats also bad

and nail polish is also dumb i feeel

What part of LA do you live in?

Westchester... north of El Segundo and LAX.

+100k

bad posture can ruin otherwise super hotties.

Westchester... north of El Segundo and LAX.

Westchester? That's pretty much the most boring place name ever.

Nagging.

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

I mean as in they starve themselves and tell you about it. "Well I wasn't gonna tell you, but I hate keeping things from you" kinda thing

I hate most girls with video games.

oh oh I have some more

unnatural hair colour
lesbian tendencies
make up

"At one point I stop caring how cute a chick is...I don't wanna hear about her fucking cat anymore"

Teasing for more than ten minutes

Backing out of something cuz they're nervous

Girls that can't read

EDIT: hey, yoyobek, shut your dirty mudflaps and get the fuck out of my thread, nigger.

Why is that any of your buisness? If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice. UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying. Did you read the thread title? "Things women do that are NOT sexy (That they don't know arent sexy)" Girls may think starving themselves makes them sexy/is sexy, but it is in fact NOT sexy, and most of them do not know this. kthxbye.

Bleaching their hair and acting like a dumb slut with the excuse "oops I'm blonde omg LOL"
rolls of fat spewing over tight jeans topped off with a bellyshirt

Makes me want to kill

acting like a dumb slut with the excuse "oops I'm girl omg LOL"



Yeah.


*ObZ

The maternity shirt/stiletto look has got to go.

And, whoever said arrogant girls who act tough, that's the one I agree with most so far.

I hate the pseudo-intellectual girls who you can usually spot in a starbucks with their framed glasses. These girls tend to be vegetarians and although they pride themselves on being open-minded, the second you sit down next to them and bite into your pork sandwich they get a disgusted look on their face as if they are offended. These are the kinds of girls who would not date you if your political views were different from theirs.

Westchester? That's pretty much the most boring place name ever.

Yeah but I'm less then a mile from the ocean, who fucking cares what the name is?

lesbian tendencies

So true.

One time I was at a party with my ex, and this one girl got drunk, and she's the type who will get drunk and make out with other chicks. Well, she went to kiss my girlfriend, but she flat out refused and said "No way, girl!" or something along those lines, while most other girls who she tried to kiss that night just went along with it.

Now that was hot.

Yeah but I'm less then a mile from the ocean, who fucking cares what the name is?

Don't get me wrong; I wasn't bashing you for living there.

It's quite unattractive when girls do things in packs and refuse to be independent. Don't get me wrong; I don't get all pissed off when girls take the group bathroom break or something like that. But I know a group of girlfriends who will always, without fail, show up as a group to every single event, whether they're going with dates or not. It's like they're too insecure to show up by themselves and mingle without friends around for five minutes...

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

Of course it's her choice, it's just fuckin' nasty. No one thinks it's sexy to look like you just survived the Holocaust.

No one thinks it's sexy to look like you just survived the Holocaust.

But don't you know? They had the best weight management camps! Sure, a few people took their weight loss too far and they started calling them "death camps", but there's always gonna be people to ruin it for everybody.

- Bad posture
- Nagging
- Wearing those stupid crocs
- Wearing stupid shoes that look like slippers
- Goth
- Emo
- Grimy
- Scene
- Whining
- Acting like an idiot
- Acting incapable of doing things
- The dumb blond shit
- Dying your hair when you look great as a brunette
- Leading you on
- Being slutty
- Being to touchy with guys when she has a boyfriend

that[/I] lazy that they can't lift their foot high enough so that it doesn't drag across the ground.

couldnt agree more...

being/acting stupid

Not making any moves and making me do all the fucking work Sucking at everything Intentionally being dumb to conform to some imagined standard Talking about "friend" problems

These.

Not taking control...ever

wearing those stupid fucken huge glasses
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tH4NXE0Yz386RM:http://coolshade.tamu.edu/games2/images/big_glasses.jpg

giggling about everything together

Girls who cake on so much fucking makeup that their face its a completely different color than their neck.

Also, I hate it when girls wear REALLY dark lip liner and really light/no lipstick (cholo women usually)

Eyebrows so thin that they look (or actually ARE) drawn or tattooed on

Girls that wear leggings as pants, rather than to compliment skirt/dress. Well unless they're jazzercizing, of course.

Fake giggles. If it's not funny, don't laugh.

Talking so loud everyone in a 1 mile radius can hear your conversation.

Oh, almost forgot- those earring like basketball hoops? No.

All the good ones have been written already... but one thing I hate is the intrusiveness of girls. Never let a girl use your cell phone. Oh sure, they'll just ask to use it because their battery is low... but they will then spend 10 minutes going through all your text messages, pictures, and videos. Some girls just have to know everything about a person -- perhaps some sort of validation thing? I dunno. It's not like I have anything to hide, but it's still annoying. Yes, I know no girl does things like this to try to be sexy, but I had to include this.

Ugg boots.

95% of the sunglasses you see women wearing. Ridiculous.

Excessive photography on facebook that usually consists of some ridiculous filter being used... and the girl is just looking away from the camera. That's just lame.

Thinking that punching people is an appropriate conversational remark because you're "just a girl."

I consider this a good enough excuse to knock a bitch the fuck out, personally.

Puking in eachother's mouths.

Some bitch burped really loud and long she went before down on me.

Pouting and making them stupid fucking kissy faces in pictures.

"Teasing." Either open your legs or get me a beer. Your choice.

Telling you about their underwear but not showing you or taking it off.

Licking things that aren't my cock. Not interested.

get the fuck out

non-stop talking about herself(just stfu and let me think)

crying after telling her she looks like a slut after she just bought her new dress

get the fuck out

Why?

Anyways, I fucken can't stand it when girls burp loudly. Especially when I'm eating

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

Ignorant.

Talking about their boyfriend Talking about their animals Posting a bulletin on myspace about anything Anorexia Dysmorphia Bullemia Not making any moves and making me do all the fucking work Sucking at everything Intentionally being dumb to conform to some imagined standard Talking about "friend" problems

You could not possibly get laid, could you?

I get annoyed when they think they can talk shit and because they are cute and dainty, that I will not completly bitch them out. Like they are completly beautiful and nothing is wrong with them and all other women are trash. Then I begin to point out the flaws that they are ignoring, usually it's a personality trait. And then they cry about it.

That is the worst.

Ahhh, I see now what kind of woman you are...or are you even a woman at all? Should I just go ahead and label you as a girl? A little girl? Alright, perfect! So we agree?

Thinking that punching people is an appropriate conversational remark because you're "just a girl."

I consider this a good enough excuse to knock a bitch the fuck out, personally.

That's because your wires about "appropriate" flirting are crossed, and plus being a bitch doesn't help your cause either.

Pouting and making them stupid fucking kissy faces in pictures.

"Teasing." Either open your legs or get me a beer. Your choice.

Telling you about their underwear but not showing you or taking it off.

Licking things that aren't my cock. Not interested.

Get over yourself, you are neither funny or amusing. The only thing you bring others is the realization that males can still be degrading pieces of shit.

I don't do anything sexy, unless stripping furniture is sexy.


Wait a minute!
Wrong thread.

Meh...who cares...

Once in a while I'll be completely put off by the kind of shoes a girl wears.

Stuff like this:

http://www.formalkids.com/imgshop/product/flower_girl_ballet_slippers.jpg

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/archives/crocs.jpg

http://ever-lasting.net/temp/uggs.jpg

You're vain.

-Idiocy commonly known as acting blonde.
-Lack of education
-Lack of independance i.e. requires her friends to do everything
-Purses/bags with giant logos (gucci/coach/burberry print) on them, plain disgusting in an attempt to show you have money, dumb whore the most expensive bags have no logos!
-Clothing with big logos
-Fatness/non athletic
-CROCS/UGGS
-DRAGGING FEET
-poor hygiene
-HAIRY ARMS!!!!!!!!
-Sluttyness

You could not possibly get laid, could you?


Well, it could be worse. I could look like "Bobby" from "king of the hill."

http://www.formalkids.com/imgshop/product/flower_girl_ballet_slippers.jpg

I don't mind these when they fit well with the rest of the outfit, but fair enough on the other two.

Well, it could be worse. I could look like "Bobby" from "king of the hill."

You didn't even answer the question, you became defensive and tried to insult my looks. Odd, I am guessing you really don't get laid, and are probably jealous that someone who looks like Bobby from "King of the Hill" does.

You didn't even answer the question, you became defensive and tried to insult my looks. Odd, I am guessing you really don't get laid, and are probably jealous that someone who looks like Bobby from "King of the Hill" does.

Well, I just got out of a really long relationship where I was getting pussy all the time. I'm sure in due time it'll happen again, too. The fact of the matter is: I'm an attractive athletic guy with more charisma than you'll probably ever have, and I'm not fucking girls who look like "flo" from happy days. So, how about you stop flaming me and go fuck your piglike girlfriend.

Demanding child support money and then kicking your door until the lock breaks off.Then freaks out when you call her a crazy cunt.

thats not sexy AT ALL.

Well, I just got out of a really long relationship where I was getting pussy all the time. I'm sure in due time it'll happen again, too. The fact of the matter is: I'm an attractive athletic guy with more charisma than you'll probably ever have, and I'm not fucking girls who look like "flo" from happy days. So, how about you stop flaming me and go fuck your piglike girlfriend.

zing!

Well, I just got out of a really long relationship where I was getting pussy all the time. I'm sure in due time it'll happen again, too. The fact of the matter is: I'm an attractive athletic guy with more charisma than you'll probably ever have, and I'm not fucking girls who look like "flo" from happy days. So, how about you stop flaming me and go fuck your piglike girlfriend.

Again here you go rambling on with your assumptions. More charisma than me? An athletic guy? Why don't you define athletic for me? Oh, and I am certainly not flaming you, just watching you get booty hurt from a question.

zing!

:-)

Why don't you define athletic for me?

6'3" 175 pounds in triathlete shape. I can swim, run and bike longer than you can, and I guarantee I can lift more, too. Chances are if I really needed to, I could beat you black and blue with one fucking arm. So don't go talking to me about "oooh, I get laid more than you do" because chances are, in the long run, you don't.

6'3" 175 pounds in triathlete shape. I can swim, run and bike longer than you can, and I guarantee I can lift more, too. Chances are if I really needed to, I could beat you black and blue with one fucking arm. So don't go talking to me about "oooh, I get laid more than you do" because chances are, in the long run, you don't.

Lol, you fell for the trap so foolhardily. Such a narrow scope of how things actually are...6'3" and 175 lbs? My assessment is you're underweight. Athletic? Nah....

Lol, you fell for the trap so foolhardily. Such a narrow scope of how things actually are...6'3" and 175 lbs? My assessment is you're underweight. Athletic? Nah....

*Yawn*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Body_mass_index_chart.svg

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

6'3" 175 pounds in triathlete shape. I can swim, run and bike longer than you can, and I guarantee I can lift more, too. Chances are if I really needed to, I could beat you black and blue with one fucking arm. So don't go talking to me about "oooh, I get laid more than you do" because chances are, in the long run, you don't.

you're underweight.

I thought I looked thin
i'm 6'1 185.

you're underweight.

I thought I looked thin
i'm 6'1 185.

I'm not underweight... rrrr

*Yawn*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Body_mass_index_chart.svg

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Y'know... it might not be carbon's fault that his idea of a "healthy body image" is heavily slanted towards the "sumo" side of things...

He doesn't exactly have a healthy reference he can compare it to or anything.

Y'know... it might not be carbon's fault that his idea of a "healthy body image" is heavily slanted towards the "sumo" side of things...

He doesn't exactly have a healthy reference he can compare it to or anything.

High fives all around

*Yawn*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Body_mass_index_chart.svg

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

fails to account for the differences in muscle vs fat.

it goes along the assumption that more of that mass is fat rather than muscle.

I look like a skinny guy, due to the fact that all of my size is muscle rather than fat.

fails to account for the differences in muscle vs fat.

it goes along the assumption that more of that mass is fat rather than muscle.

I look like a skinny guy, due to the fact that all of my size is muscle rather than fat.

O RLY?

How much you bench, big guy?

O RLY?

How much you bench, big guy?

230 lbs

It's not much, benching doesn't mean shit.

Try running 6k with a 60 pound backpack.

However I can squat 450 pounds (i'm a fencer, legs of steel)


btw: the 230 I can do 4 reps with.

I could probably do 1 or 2 reps of 250 but that doesn't count.

K

I do 225 12 times.

I can also run up to 20 miles no problem.

I can swim 3 miles.

And I can bike a lot longer.

big deal, 20 miles is nothing without weight.

See champ, you are taller than me, therefore you should be benching a lot more.

If you think you have endurance try spending 6 hours straight in the ring.

Running is easy.

Kickboxing for 6 hours straight.
2 min on 30 seconds off.

Gets fucking insane, especially when they rotate in fresh opponents.

Since when has being taller given you a higher bench?

If anything, it'll be a lower bench. The taller you are the more likely your arms are longer. Meaning you need to use more force to do a single rep since you are moving that weight a longer distance.

Get over yourself, you are neither funny or amusing. The only thing you bring others is the realization that males can still be degrading pieces of shit.

Not trying to be funny or amusing. That's the way I see it. Too bad if you don't agree but hey, that's the nature of personal opinion mate.

In hindsight, I see how that could've been construed as chauvanistic. But let me elborate a little...

The pouting/kissy face thing...I just think it looks stupid and I've only ever noticed self loving chicks with shite personalities doing it. I dunno really, the face just annoys me.

Teasing...As I said before, either open your legs or get me beer because you're wasting my time.
I hate teases. I hate they way that most are doing it to try to make you jump through their hoops and I hate the guys who fall for that shit. If you're going to suggest sexual activity, you'd better be prepared to follow it up with actual sexual activity...Or fuck off and do something useful like get me a beer.

The underwear thing kinda comes back to the teasing part. Telling you about how nice it is. Trying to be manipulative and seeing what you would do for them in order to see it.
Nobody sits and talks about their underwear without something sexual coming into it (of course there's the "fuck it's riding up my crack" thing that wouldn't be sexual)

Licking things...I hate it when girls sit there and lick on a lolly pop in front of you seductively on purpose like you're going to imagine it's your cock instead.
When you actually go and try to get something going, they shoot you down and laugh. That shit's just annoying.

Basically put, I hate girls teasing me and wasting my time whilst trying to be sexy so they can feel better about themselves by making (or trying to make) me jump through their hoops.

*Yawn*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Body_mass_index_chart.svg

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Not when I am bombarded with your astonishing display of ignorance.

you're underweight.

I thought I looked thin
i'm 6'1 185.

:-)

I'm not underweight... rrrr

Yes, you are...

Y'know... it might not be carbon's fault that his idea of a "healthy body image" is heavily slanted towards the "sumo" side of things...

He doesn't exactly have a healthy reference he can compare it to or anything.

I don't have a healthy reference to compare my own body to? Right..................................

fails to account for the differences in muscle vs fat.

it goes along the assumption that more of that mass is fat rather than muscle.

I look like a skinny guy, due to the fact that all of my size is muscle rather than fat.

Damn you for being educated about nutrition!

O RLY?

How much you bench, big guy?

So comical....is our dick size next?

230 lbs

It's not much, benching doesn't mean shit.

Try running 6k with a 60 pound backpack.

However I can squat 450 pounds (i'm a fencer, legs of steel)


btw: the 230 I can do 4 reps with.

I could probably do 1 or 2 reps of 250 but that doesn't count.

Why are you humoring this idiot?

K

I do 225 12 times.

I can also run up to 20 miles no problem.

I can swim 3 miles.

And I can bike a lot longer.

So how long does it take you to complete 20 miles? We are talking about one long distance run correct? How many 20 mile marathons have you actually completed, or 20 mile runs for that matter...?
big deal, 20 miles is nothing without weight.

See champ, you are taller than me, therefore you should be benching a lot more.

If you think you have endurance try spending 6 hours straight in the ring.

Running is easy.

Kickboxing for 6 hours straight.
2 min on 30 seconds off.

Gets fucking insane, especially when they rotate in fresh opponents.

Why would being taller help with your bench again? Seems like the same concept behind being taller helping your squat...which it doesn't...

Since when has being taller given you a higher bench?

If anything, it'll be a lower bench. The taller you are the more likely your arms are longer. Meaning you need to use more force to do a single rep since you are moving that weight a longer distance.

Oh thank you for being here! Just what I said :)

Not trying to be funny or amusing. That's the way I see it. Too bad if you don't agree but hey, that's the nature of personal opinion mate.

In hindsight, I see how that could've been construed as chauvanistic. But let me elborate a little...

The pouting/kissy face thing...I just think it looks stupid and I've only ever noticed self loving chicks with shite personalities doing it. I dunno really, the face just annoys me.

Teasing...As I said before, either open your legs or get me beer because you're wasting my time.
I hate teases. I hate they way that most are doing it to try to make you jump through their hoops and I hate the guys who fall for that shit. If you're going to suggest sexual activity, you'd better be prepared to follow it up with actual sexual activity...Or fuck off and do something useful like get me a beer.

The underwear thing kinda comes back to the teasing part. Telling you about how nice it is. Trying to be manipulative and seeing what you would do for them in order to see it.
Nobody sits and talks about their underwear without something sexual coming into it (of course there's the "fuck it's riding up my crack" thing that wouldn't be sexual)

Licking things...I hate it when girls sit there and lick on a lolly pop in front of you seductively on purpose like you're going to imagine it's your cock instead.
When you actually go and try to get something going, they shoot you down and laugh. That shit's just annoying.

Basically put, I hate girls teasing me and wasting my time whilst trying to be sexy so they can feel better about themselves by making (or trying to make) me jump through their hoops.

Is it me or do you seem really shut off to the female perspective? Yes, some girls are teases, but most girls are just having fun flirting. Do you not enjoy flirting? Is flirting not fun to you? If the only interest you have with women is fucking them, or getting them to lick your dick, or getting them to show their panties while grabbing on your dick, then no you don't "sound" chauvinistic, you are chauvinistic. Part of the fun is the chase, and it just seems like you do not know how to play the game, or how to be a good hunter. In the world of males your genes would of died out a long time ago. Since all the women worth getting are not going to give themselves to some chump.

6'3" 175 pounds in triathlete shape. I can swim, run and bike longer than you can, and I guarantee I can lift more, too. Chances are if I really needed to, I could beat you black and blue with one fucking arm. So don't go talking to me about "oooh, I get laid more than you do" because chances are, in the long run, you don't.

/facepalm

/facepalm

Rabbitweed, funny! ;P

High fives all around

Indeed.

The last page and a half of this thread needs to be added to the "Things men do that are NOT sexy (That they don't know arent sexy)" thread.

No one cares how much you can bench press, who you can beat up, or how often you get laid. And bragging on about your outstanding manliness, on the internet no less, is absolutley retarded. Try growing up and having a conversation like a grown up instead of making your all 'round argument "well I could kick your ass, therefore I'm right," or "CarbonB is overweight and thus, a moron."

Grow a brain.

Well, now, that's a tad unfair. Most of that stuff is usually geared towards other men, not women. It's instinctual, kind-of like we're trying to mark our territory with manliness. I would never go up to a girl I like and brag about how I could beat a guy up. I mean, you know, it's like how you girls like cooking and cleaning; there isn't really any reason to from a guy's perspective, but, for whatever reason, you like it.

Well, now, that's a tad unfair. Most of that stuff is usually geared towards other men, not women. It's instinctual, kind-of like we're trying to mark our territory with manliness. I would never go up to a girl I like and brag about how I could beat a guy up. I mean, you know, it's like how you girls like cooking and cleaning; there isn't really any reason to from a guy's perspective, but, for whatever reason, you like it.

Ignorance should not be taken as a joke.

You're right. I shouldn't have argued with a troll.

You're right. I shouldn't have argued with a troll.

You're the troll. "I RUN MARATHONS, LOOK AT ME!!! DERRR, my name is HATE, but I spelled it with a 4..."

You're the troll. "I RUN MARATHONS, LOOK AT ME!!! DERRR, my name is HATE, but I spelled it with a 4..."

You're the one that asked about my athleticism.

I approve of this post.

Good for y'all for being athletic or whatever, but bragging about it is just pathetic. Why do you feel the need to prove yourself?

No one cares how much you can bench press, who you can beat up, or how often you get laid.

Other men can about how much their friends can bench press (for the purpose of bragging). Same applies to who they can beat up and how often they get laid.

So I wouldn't say no one care, I'd say women don't care.

But they also don't care about cars, math, speakers, ect.

Almost any bulletin on myspace
Those big sunglasses
Repeating themselves
Fake laughing

You're the one that asked about my athleticism.

Jokingly so you would expose yourself for a pompous ass.

Other men can about how much their friends can bench press (for the purpose of bragging). Same applies to who they can beat up and how often they get laid.

So I wouldn't say no one care, I'd say women don't care.

But they also don't care about cars, math, speakers, ect.

Women don't care about Math? Lol, you are an idiot.

Jokingly so you would expose yourself for a pompous ass.



Women don't care about Math? Lol, you are an idiot.

Math lolz

Math lolz

Idiot.

Wearing non-enclosed shoes. I don't mean like high heels or anything (if the occasion suits it) I mean like those moccassin things chicks wear or flip flops, it's just a turn off for me.

I agree for the most part. Flip flops are the most worthless kind of shoe. They're ok when lounging about, but when actually going places, they're shit. I hate those slipper type shoes when you can see just the beginning of the crevice between toes. I don't know why this bugs me. It just does.

Also: leggings with a skirt. What the fuck happened to just wearing a skirt? If you wouldn't buy skirts that showed your ass and vagina off, there would be no need.

at optimal weight.


back to topic.

chicks who can do math are hawt by the way.

If you can't use the maximum principle with respect to hamiltonian functions get the fuck outta here.

If you can't use lagrange multipliers don't let the door hit you on the way out.

When they bitch about stupid shit, do they really think i enjoy listening to their pointless problems, seriously you wont believe the people that open up to me. Its a turn off for me and i soon reject that person.

Idiot.

Faggot.

at optimal weight.


back to topic.

chicks who can do math are hawt by the way.

If you can't use the maximum principle with respect to hamiltonian functions get the fuck outta here.

If you can't use lagrange multipliers don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Ugh, you sound like this stuck up German mathematician I know...I now dislike you.

Faggot.

LOL, idiot.....

Women don't care about Math? Lol, you are an idiot.

...guess the "profoundly autistic" theory just went up in credibility...

I agree for the most part. Flip flops are the most worthless kind of shoe.

QFMFT

Bright red lipstick. It just makes you look like a hooker.


(i'm a fencer, legs of steel)


Hehe, I remember my thighs when I was fencing. Hard as fucking oak.

...guess the "profoundly autistic" theory just went up in credibility...

JoePedo, still piggy backing? That's what I thought...

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

You know what's worse than that? The girls on the wrestling team who complain about not being able to eat because I can cut weight so much easier than them.

yoyobekWhy is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to starve herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how little she's eating all the goddamn time, and when everyone else is eating she just sits at the table smiling smugly. Then yeah, that's annoying.

Quoted the stupid ignorant cunt for replies.

JoePedo, still piggy backing?

...every time some loli's in the mood for a bouncy ride...

...every time some loli's in the mood for a bouncy ride...

You don't even know what I meant. You are lame...

You don't even care what I meant.

Gee. You catch on pretty quick.

Gee. You catch on pretty quick.

Blah, you're too lame for me to even comment on anymore. All your defense mechanisms are getting boring. You are starting to bore me...no wonder you like children, they are easily entertained.

girls who cut themselves

too lame for me to even comment

You keep promising to deliver, yet failing to GTFO the internet.

girls who cut themselves

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to cut herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how she's cutting all the goddamn time

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to cut herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how she's cutting all the goddamn time

A girl can do whatever she wants. Im saying that if a girl cuts her arms up it is definitely NOT SEXY.

You are retarded this whole thread is supposed to be choices that girls make that guys do not like.

Why is that any of your buisness?

If a girl wants to cut herself, that's her choice.

UNLESS you mean a girl who talks about how she's cutting all the goddamn time

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at optimal weight.


back to topic.

chicks who can do math are hawt by the way.

If you can't use the maximum principle with respect to hamiltonian functions get the fuck outta here.

If you can't use lagrange multipliers don't let the door hit you on the way out.

shutup.

Some chicks have babies. Man, have you seen someone give birth? Eugh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

;)

shutup.

OPTIMIZE YOUR DYNAMIC BUDGET CONSTRAINT!!


or else you ain't getting the credit card!

Ugh, you sound like this stuck up German mathematician I know...I now dislike you.



LOL, idiot.....

I like women who can manage money well.

:)

Sounds like a paradox doesn't it?

Anyone seen Knocked Up? epic lulz

You keep promising to deliver, yet failing to GTFO the internet.

Anyone notice every time that he quotes me, and I am saying something about children....it never gets quoted. Why is that Pedo? Oh, and when did you start telling me what to do?

shutup.

Lol, I don't know why, but for some reason this made me laugh.

I like women who can manage money well.

:)

Sounds like a paradox doesn't it?

Well I guess you could always find yourself an Accountant!

Anyone notice every time that he quotes me, and I am saying something about children....it never gets quoted. Why is that Pedo? Oh, and when did you start telling me what to do?



Lol, I don't know why, but for some reason this made me laugh.



Well I guess you could always find yourself an Accountant!

What happens if she's a shitty accountant?

Something that I just thought of that PISSES ME OFF. Mostly because this happened to me today.

I was at work, taking this guy's order, when all of a sudden his dumb girlfriend came up to him and, extremley possessivly, grabbed his waist, yanked him closer to her, and glared at me like I was trying to hit on him by DOING MY FUCKING JOB.

I was having a bad day already, and at this point I was supposed to get off work like an hour before this. I was ready to jump over the counter and thumb her eyes out of their sockets.

You don't need to do that, you might as well pull down your pants and piss all over him to mark your territory.

I don't want your shitty wigger boyfriend, you dumb bitch. I just simply wanted to know what kind of cheese he wanted on his fucking dish.

So, yeah, I'm in a helluva mood and just wanted to rant about that.

Shoulda swapped his cheddar with gorgonzola!

girls who cut themselves

I really really hate that, almost every Ex iv had has done it and the worst thing is, they are little pussy scratches and they have to make a point of making it obvious that they have done it.

No it's pretty annoying to see a girl starving herself.

Only in the sense of 'not eating makes me pretty!'. Obviously in some girls it's a serious mental issue, but yeah. It's another case of the idiots ruining it for the ones who really have a problem.

I have a friend who just goes bulimic whenever she wants to lose weight. She won't do it properly - she just throws up. Then stops when she's lost all she needs.

Makes me twitch in irritation whenever she talks about it.

This as well, too many girls who refuse to eat and cant understand the concept of dieting or say that it doesn't work because they don't get instant results.

breathing!

girls who cut themselves

agreed specialy the ones who claim they 'attempted suicide' with only a tiny scar its not like its that difficult.......


also girls who talk about exs lots or how hot so and so is of the telly

I really really hate that, almost every Ex iv had has done it and the worst thing is, they are little pussy scratches and they have to make a point of making it obvious that they have done it.

they obviously think youre too much to live with :)

-When women make themselves anorexic

-When they 'flirt' with other guys to get you angry

-If a women grows out there body hair, it's really gross. *shudders*

That's all I can think of for now.

they obviously think youre too much to live with :)

Probably, two of them cut themselves over the fact that I smoked weed and the other because I had other relationships (I wasnt with her at the time.) She tried to suicide herself with a paracetemol overdose in a lesson (lol) and makes a point of mentioning it every time we have an argument.

What happens if she's a shitty accountant?

Find yourself a good accountant?

Something that I just thought of that PISSES ME OFF. Mostly because this happened to me today.

I was at work, taking this guy's order, when all of a sudden his dumb girlfriend came up to him and, extremley possessivly, grabbed his waist, yanked him closer to her, and glared at me like I was trying to hit on him by DOING MY FUCKING JOB.

I was having a bad day already, and at this point I was supposed to get off work like an hour before this. I was ready to jump over the counter and thumb her eyes out of their sockets.

You don't need to do that, you might as well pull down your pants and piss all over him to mark your territory.

I don't want your shitty wigger boyfriend, you dumb bitch. I just simply wanted to know what kind of cheese he wanted on his fucking dish.

So, yeah, I'm in a helluva mood and just wanted to rant about that.

I like how you say "dish", as if you don't work in the fast food industry.

i love this thread, im gonna compile this.

Feel free to do so.

Find yourself a good accountant?



I like how you say "dish", as if you don't work in the fast food industry.

hey asshole, I do work in the fast food industry. I won't deny it. I work at Noodles and company. But I also have a really good second job as a horse trainer and I also teach riding lessons, both of which are reputable enough jobs for me. I just have too many damn bills to pay and my horses ain't cheap either, so I work there a few days a week.

hey asshole, I do work in the fast food industry. I won't deny it. I work at Noodles and company. But I also have a really good second job as a horse trainer and I also teach riding lessons, both of which are reputable enough jobs for me. I just have too many damn bills to pay and my horses ain't cheap either, so I work there a few days a week.

I used to love noodles and company until I started making my own pasta for weeks at a time for half the price.

I used to love noodles and company until I started making my own pasta for weeks at a time for half the price.

I'm not a fan of their food.

But, whatev'.

where the fuck do you live? in florida 80% of the girls I see are in flip flops.



yeah,

everyone i know here owns a pair of flip flops

hey asshole, I do work in the fast food industry. I won't deny it. I work at Noodles and company. But I also have a really good second job as a horse trainer and I also teach riding lessons, both of which are reputable enough jobs for me. I just have too many damn bills to pay and my horses ain't cheap either, so I work there a few days a week.

Lol, you are too funny.

To answer the OP with supreme sincerity:

Disrespecting your dojo while you're in the middle of your intense kendo training.

Especially your home dojo!

This thread is epic!

I dislike women for most of the reasons stated here, but as a woman, I always get crap for disliking them so.

"You are a girl! You lack credibility!"

!!! Dang it!

-I dislike girls that think everyone's problems are centered around them and whether or not they gave someone the time of day.

-Girls that look down on other people while being dumb fucks themselves.

-When they have to say something negative about EVERY SINGLE PERSON that walks by.

-"Oh Mah-ee Gawd!!" Shit, that drives me insane!

-When they reject a boy because he's not "cool," but then try to conquer him when some other girl holds his hand.

Man, most women are just wicked and deceitful above all things.

Oh! And I disagree with the guy that said he didn't think girls that played video games are sexy. :p

My ex used to go on about how sexy he found scars from cutting. This was also before he knew I cut so

"Dane Cook" and "funny" should not be used in the same sentence, unless the sentence is "Dane Cook isn't funny."

This.

6'3" 175 pounds in triathlete shape. I can swim, run and bike longer than you can, and I guarantee I can lift more, too. Chances are if I really needed to, I could beat you black and blue with one fucking arm. So don't go talking to me about "oooh, I get laid more than you do" because chances are, in the long run, you don't.

I usually assume that every user who has 1337 in their name is a kidiot or some fat geek. Prove to me you are not one of the two.

Oh mate, I've seen pics of him, he could beat the shit out of you easily.

??

I usually assume that every user who has 1337 in their name is a kidiot or some fat geek. Prove to me you are not one of the two.

First off, Acolyte, there's pictures of me on reho. I'm pretty open about my body, and most of the people on totse have seen me. Hell, my face is in the profile picture allotted. Secondly, who the fuck are you calling a kidiot, acololyte? I've got seniority, motherfucker.

First off, Acolyte, there's pictures of me on reho. I'm pretty open about my body, and most of the people on totse have seen me. Hell, my face is in the profile picture allotted. Secondly, who the fuck are you calling a kidiot, acololyte? I've got seniority, motherfucker.

Lol

Pretend to be bi to get more men to think they're hot, even when they've been with like 20 other blokes and like kissed 1 girl, once.

Wank you off or blow you to the point where you're gonna blow, then they fucking stop, walk away and lie down infront of you and begin masturbating themselves just because they think it's teasing you...fuck "teasing" you stupid bitch, I'll just go and fuck your friend who will go the whole way.

This is why at the moment I just prefer my quick drunken knock ups with the typical dumb slappers during a night out and then just send em in a taxi home.

MOTHER FUCKEN THIS!

I don't know if other girls do this, but when my girlfriend gets mad she'll just suddenly act strange, insist that nothing is wrong for hours no matter how many ways I ask her. If I know what I did wrong or I have an idea I'll apologize. Most of the time I dont know what it is though because it's usually something subtle and/or accidental, when I finally get her to talk she'll be like: "you just dont care/waah waaah waah" as if I'm a fucking mind reader and was supposed to know what was wrong with her the whole time. I need miss cleo or something to deal with our small arguments.

That pretty much describes all females... :p

This is part of the reason I'm gonna break up with my g/f.

I think just about describes every girl

If you have problem with something then fucking tell us, don't moan like a little bitch to your friends or bottle it up so it gets worse and worse and then blame the fact that they are so hurt on you even though half the problem is that they didn't face it to start with and get it settled before it became a big thing.

Fucking stupid girls, they think they are sensitive and shit... I think they are just downright fucking stupid.