I personally start on her legs when she sporeads them. I kiss, suck, lick, and give a very slight bite more like a nip to her legs as I work from the side of the calf, to her thighs, thento her vagina. Then I go to work with my tongue. I hum also. I constantly am listening and feeling for indicators that she is enjoying what I am doing.

And it all goes from there.

Ladies, what is your prefered method of get eaten
out?

Gentleman,

What is your favorite method of eatening out a girl?

usually I marinate her first

then I beat her until she's nice and tender

then, grillin' time!

I lol'ed.

So I guess you marinate her with lots of wine

beat her by kissing her and making her laugh getting her sexually arroused.

then you get to work.

I lol'ed.

So I guess you marinate her with lots of wine

beat her by kissing her and making her laugh getting her sexually arroused.

then you get to work.

no, actually I use some paprika, some cinnamon, some olive oil, honey, and infant's blood

I know, really weird, right? but whatever.

also, I know most people tend to use foreign objects to beat their meat, but I find that so impersonal. god gave us weapons. they're called FISTS OF FURY!

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

there IS a text file on this in the "main" part of totse...

under erotica.... thats all I know.

its fairly good, it helped me alot

1) lick clit
2) repeat

Basically what I do. Except, of course, change things around and see how she likes each change. Everyone's different.

This is somewhat relevant: http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/?action=view&current=orgasmspicure4ko.jpg

u also run the risk of stds on ur face
http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics/toilet.jpg

no, actually I use some paprika, some cinnamon, some olive oil, honey, and infant's blood

I know, really weird, right? but whatever.

also, I know most people tend to use foreign objects to beat their meat, but I find that so impersonal. god gave us weapons. they're called FISTS OF FURY!

Sounds like a damn cooking show. Man you lather that up with some mash potatoes...onions, some white wine...MMMMMMMM HMMMM thats what we call good home cooking right dere. Just look at the way the juices flow from it....that is what we call cooking lube, isnt this wonderful? wow

Sounds like a damn cooking show. Man you lather that up with some mash potatoes...onions, some white wine...MMMMMMMM HMMMM thats what we call good home cooking right dere. Just look at the way the juices flow from it....that is what we call cooking lube, isnt this wonderful? wow

"Stuffed pussy in white wine"?

"Stuffed pussy in white wine"?

Is that the female Coq au Vin ?

Is that the female Coq au Vin ?

No, Coq au Vin is pretty much the same thing, but made for women (hence the name).

Wow just look at the viscocity of this broth we just obtained right now..you can use this to penetrate the walls from the earlier platter we were working with to create a wonderful looking and delicious tasting dish.

Uhhh, you don't

You smack the bitch and tell her to make you a sandwich

Uhhh, you don't

You smack the bitch and tell her to make you a sammich

fixed. When will these people learn?

easy, start up top with a nice warmup makeout sesh. work your hand down and get her nice and moist. personally i like to unbutton the pants and start work. it seems to take too long if they have to do it. any way i move down and kiss from her lips to stomach, then down to inner thighs then gradually to her vagina. i start with a up down fast flick/massage to the clit. straight up off the bat then after a few seconds i start working a finger or two around (come here motion) therefore hitting the gspot and clit at the same time. i keep a steady motion with the tongue (steady strong quick licks) and listen to the breathing. when she starts breathing hard ill continue what im doing. i like to experiment and find out whats best for the girl. even ask some girls what they like after i start cause i mean if a girl is terrible at blowing me im gonna have to tell her what feels good. might as well skip her feeling awkward about oral. im gettin that done eaaaasssyyy

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

are you retarded?

i believe it goes "is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?"

are you retarded?

i believe it goes "is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?"

Same shit.