In this we add our own personal tips that seem to help in getting laid.


-Act like the maddest cunt out, they will eat it up.

-Look them in the eyes always.

-Talk to alot of of girls so you have a choice.

-Take girls on dates even if you don't have any intention of getting sexual with them, practice is practice.

Treat em mean keep em keen.

as said, eye contact and act like fucking them would be your last option

*has a seizure*

First, make sure you smell good and shit. I don't get it, but women really like a well groomed man.

If you got that covered, and you're at a bar or school or whatever, treat them like bitches and they'll become your bitches.

HAHA Mr-Miyagi...WATCH EYE ALWAYS WATCH EYE DANIEL-SAN!

Yea practice makes perfect, god damn truth, theres so many places you can take or meetup with girls thats semi-public that way you dont have to risk being embarassed getting spotted.

-Dog Whisperer style, be dominant, know when to make moves/not to make moves

-Always use logic, females know they can confuse guys at the drop of a dime, read between the lines..it is not as hard as you think to figure out shit. They love to play, they love to test, pass the test..motorboat them breasts!

*has a seizure*

*Does his thang*

*Be a Man, strangely enough women are attracted to them.
Probably a genetic 'thang'.

*Tell them you love them as often as you spank them. Daily is good.

-don't get attached

Ask questions and take the piss out of the answers

From observation the making fun angle works. Couldn't tell you though, I'm rubbish at it.

Me: Do you like boats?

Her: What?

Me: *motorboats*

Her: Take me.

Ya I've been fucking around with this girl a lot lately. Like just shitting on her big time, and now she wants me. You really have to be the bitch. It works.

I work at a restaurant and there's this one kid who knocks over the stack of menus on the hot ass hostess, and pulls on waitresses tassels and they all love him.

It's about going into the interaction with an I don't care if I get laid or not attitude and knowing you are cooler than her.

Less vaguely:

Roleplaying works great. One I have been using a lot is to act like you are already dating or married to the girl and then I go on to break up with them when they do something I don't approve of. Girls love to play along and they catch on really quick.

Be a badass just act like you don't give a fuck about them. DO NOT PUT THEM ON A PEDESTAL. Hit on lots of women because you need lots of options so you don't get attached to one, plus for some reasons that makes them want you even more.

I dont have too much experience with woman. However, I noticed that when I put a certain girl on a pedestal I would go nowhere with her.

Like others have said, just act like you dont care and you're golden.

Tell her that her lips are like wine and you want to get drunk tonight.

Never fails.

If you have drugs offer it to them. They will usually fuck you or atleast blow you.

If you're view on life is liberal, become a jackbooted fascist. Women love to be dominated.

Shop at faggot stores like american eagle and abercrombie and fitch.

Do silly things to your hair.

Stick scrap metal into your nose and eyebrow.

Everyone says to do the shit I suck at most. "Make eye contact, talk, be dominant/aggressive" - these are my biggest failings.

Anyway if this thread helps anyone I'll be amused. Seems like an opportunity for self-proclaimed "playaz" to have a giant circlejerk.

Hang out with a HTS-Noob type to make you look like a sexual Adonis.

Hang out with a HTS-Noob type to make you look like a sexual Adonis.

No doubt. If the "hanging with ugly people to make yourself appear attractive" tactic actually works that is.

No doubt. If the "hanging with ugly people to make yourself appear attractive" tactic actually works that is.

Well done on seeing the lighter side.

1. First of all, the only time you should have to act is at the workplace, because if you don't, you just might end up punching out some asshole you don't like. That will end you up in jail and make you lose money, your job, food, and sex. Maybe your place too. "Acting" like ANYTHING beyond that is too much, and everyone who does might get pussy, but they only get it as long as they wear a mask, which is quite tiring and stupid.

2. Where you look with your eyes are where you project your intentions and strength/personality, power. So no shit you look a girl in the eyes and show her you like her, but can you stand strong when she comes up to you? Or is your little eye trick simply another act that is going to crumble eventually?

3. You always have a choice. Everyone has a choice. Even people who are married have choices. That's why they cheat and it happens all the time. Why do you need a lot? Don't you realize we all carry the same mind? So what you see as different women is really the same woman under different conditions in different bodies. It doesnt matter if you have a choice or not, the one thing you cant change is the woman ATTRIBUTES in general. And they ALL have it.

4. I've never heard of a bigger waste of time and money than what most people consider to be a date. I could fuck a hot prostitute tonight for the same price some douche is paying for his wife's dinner, champagne, gas, and whatever other bullshit you add in there. And why even pretend it's not to impress a woman? Really, consider what you would do differently if it were 5 guy friends of yours, is that a "date" to you? Drinking beers and talking shit? No, because guys don't do stupid shit together, they do cool shit and everyone has a good time. A date is where a woman talks and a guy listens even though he doesnt care, and does lame shit he would never do otherwise. Does that sound fun? No, no thank you. Maybe once in a while. But taking a ton of women on dates and "not thinking of sex" to "learn" about women? Give me a break. I'd rather try to look hot and sexy around a bunch of 12 year old chicks Im not going to fuck. Sounds like the same thing to me.

I mean there's no jumping around the fact that not all women want casual sex. They either

A. KNOW thats all theyre going to get out of you, and you do this by completely CHOOSING that is all you want.

B. They want to get back at someone, or maybe just their partner sucks in bed or they want the best of both worlds

C. Theyre getting paid to fuck you, by you, of course.

D. They really just want sex, because they have so many choices, why limit themselves to just one?

I mean your choices if you dont want to have to "play" women and by that I mean make them feel youre going to be with them... are to simply FLAT OUT tell them all you want is sex, or hire a prostitute, in which case the payment makes that agreement.

All you need to do to learn about women is be real quiet and observe everything around you, from the pregnant blabbing teenager on the bus to the married rich cunt in the mercedes. It's not rocket science to realize women like muscles/confidence/strong will. It represents a man who keeps pushing and measuring his own strength and willpower. A man who looks at things closely is in control and this also attracts them when he looks them in the eye. You don't need to "act" like the maddest cunt, because the maddest cunt ISNT ACTING. He is just himself, completely free from the society imposed mind that castrates people worldwide.

The nature of a woman is to be POSSESSIVE. They want to possess you, and your level of being possessed ranges from pussy to "asshole". What level you are on varies MOMENT TO MOMENT and you can always change your habits, but ultimately, being more yourself means giving a fuck less about women, paradoxically attracting more of them. They call it being an asshole because we live in a world of pussies.

Women know this well, and if you keep paying attention you'll learn women don't fuck one type of guy, they fuck 2: The guy who is going to be financially stable, and "the maddest cunt". The maddest cunt is good in bed, but can never be possessed, because he is too beyond any concept of possession. The only way he will be possessed is if he stops being the maddest cunt. See now it's becoming more mathematical than simply "acting" or "pickup lines" or looking at them on a certain day, in a certain way. Its cause and effect and there isnt any amount of staring at women/saying a shitty pickup line/wearing cologne thats going to make you see causes and effects, you simply have to learn to be alert.

You see the thing about acting like the asshole/toughguy/whatever is that it's not an act, it's who you ARE. It's who you want to be at work where you ACT like a WOMAN, in school, where you are NICE and ACT. You have taken this act to be your personality when in fact you are the asshole. When you laugh, youre laughing at the stupidity of life or at someone and youre being an asshole. Youre an asshole, women are bitches. Everyone has this animal instinct in them and there's no act, it's more like a DROPPING of the act.

It's taken me quite a while to realize how castrated people are, when I started really observing things in my own personality I didnt like about myself, and working on them. I realized this sort of homosexuality has been imposed upon men, and it is partly because of them stooping over too much for the women. Anyways I need to go work on my LUCID DREAMING, which is what you too will work on when youre tired of women and everything else in the fucking world, so Im just going to end this long driveling post by saying...

doing too much for a woman drives them away. It's an unreal act, and even if you get laid 10,000 times, you will never be happy acting.

Doing what you want, and striving to do what makes you happy, makes women attracted to you, and it's not fake. I mean do you want to fuck some depressing bitch or some sexy girl who is more centered. Just turn the tables and think of what YOU like in women. So lets say you DO get their attention. What you do then, is up to you. The whole getting chicks thing, until it is in the back of your mind and you fully become who you really are, is always going to be an issue. When you just become happy and in control of your own mind/breathing/body, women will come and youll realize they always do, and always will.

It will STILL boil down to being possessed. Do you want to be possessed, or do you want to just fuck them? THAT is the decision you will end up facing eventually. To "settle" or not to settle.

One word of advice: Don't ever fucking get married.

Another thing makes sure your always in control, your the man in the relationship don't let a bitch tell you what to do. Never go all crazy saying how she means everything in the world to you because that is exactly how your going to lose her.

Personally, I'm a big fan of drugging them in a back alley and bringing them back to my basement via the trunk of my car.

Works every time, they never say no.

Yea and alot of guys love putting it on the pedestal. I just had some fuck tell me today he cant figure out why these girls dont want a nice guy. I told him you just gotta be different blah blah and he tells me easier said than done. What the fuck is that shit...guess with that kind of thinking your fucked from the beginning.

-Transcend Jealousy
-Become non-judgemental.
-Become the happiest person you know.
-Radical honesty, never lie.
-Learn how to be an amazing lay
-Mastery of female orgasms.

=]

Talk to them.

It's a crazy idea, but it might just work.

Chloroform.

/thread

So let me get this straight. In a short summary: if you don't give two shits about anything or anybody, and just do whatever makes you smile regardless of what people think, you become attractive to women?

I'm aware that you shouldn't let some bitch pull your strings by putting her on a pedestal, but isn't true love about putting someone before yourself?

I used to think like you to, but after actual experience you'll find out different. Not giving a fuck and doing whatever the fuck you wants actually works. If you constantly buy her lots of gifts, dinner, and tell her shes the one, shes gonna leave you or shes probably fucking somebody else.

Best advice I've seen yet.


The asshole routine is a joke, it doesn't work, and if it does work, the girl isn't worth keeping around.

And, though this may be self-evident, throwing alcohol into the mix in any situation improves your chances a lot.

Be extemporaneous.

You have to put your joy and well being above hers, because if you're miserable, you're going to repulse her (or even worse, drag her into your hell). Just live to the design that allows you to smile even when nothing is happening; women tend to find happy men more attractive than the whiners and miserable pricks.

Seriously, two people in a relationship working on their own personal happiness are going to provide a great deal of fun and joy for their partner.

This doesn't mean 'smoke, drink, and sleep around because it makes your body feel good'. It means put the work into life to maintain your own long term satisfaction and love of self so that you don't drag a woman down into misery with you.

act like your listening and when they stop just nod your head or say uh huh

...Truth...
They call it being an asshole because we live in a world of pussies.
...More Truth...
QFMFT, although this advice most likely falls upon deaf ears. I enjoyed it, though.

Being a dick attracts me at first, and yeah like you said you'd have me crawling. But give it a week or two, I'll pick myself up, give you the finger and leave.

I can't stand to be treated like there's still a chase after you've already settled for me/I've settled for you.

This is what I do and you could try but I do it because it's me.

I'm a fucking asshole sometimes but I'm generally one of the nicest people you could meet and that's what most people see.

I actually pay attention/listen to girls because I'm interested in them and how compatible they are with myself. Not because I want to appear that way to get laid.

Know how and when to use both words "yes" and "no" while still being nice about it. Not being a pushover "I'm really sorry hunny but we can't do..." blah blah blah shut the fuck up, you're just as important as them and they can say yes or no whenever they want, just like you.

Honesty and openness let a girl find very personal things in you that she may have/feel too so they connect with her. Same as when a girl is honest and open with you.

Don't tell her you love her until you love her and are 100% sure of it. Then once you have, don't say it so much that it means nothing anymore. Love is just an English word like any other, when you use it make sure it's accompanied with the feeling. Can't explain it but there's: "I Love You" (can be said in any manner but it's just... blank)
and then there is "I Love You" (when said while feeling it she'll "feel" you're love and it will transcend words).

Don't do the eye contact thing unless it's just you. Anyone can see through a forced stare. Everyone can feel a legitimate stare. Plus if you fuck it up you really fuck it up unless she thinks it's cute that you have trouble doing it.

Don't act. Sure it may get you somewhere but only until the act is over. Whether she sees through it or you stop acting. Be the person you're going to be later on down the road while you're dating her, that way she knows who she's actually attracted to.

Being shy is not a handicap in the dating world, letting your shyness stop you from doing what you know you want to is. So be shy if you are, but don't let shyness overpower you're own will. Lot's of girls like shy guys same as lots of girls like confident guys. Both stand out in a crowd, both get noticed. I seem to fluctuate between the two depending on a lot of variables but I'll never let being shy stop me from doing something.

So just be your fucking self without any acting and do what you want to. Find out what type of girl you like and don't waste time "practicing". Most importantly, have fun while you're doing it and be happy.

Basically, girls seem to be attracted to 3 things:

* Muscles
* Social proof
* Money

Get all 3 and you win.

This thread is such a joke.

Well done on seeing the highlighter side.

I lol'd. Well done using that account too.

Some of you guys are completely over thinking things...just be calm, confident, and take care of your appearance somewhat. I know it sounds corny, but just be yourself. There are women of all types out there, being yourself instead of pretending to be something your not makes it a lot easier

What if "being yourself" is not being calm and confident?

What if "being yourself" is barely ever talking to people?

Not saying that's me, in fact I'm probably overly calm and confident.

The truth is, you're the one who has to change. Well, not you, but the person who's looking to score.

What if "being yourself" is not being calm and confident?

What if "being yourself" is barely ever talking to people?

Not saying that's me, in fact I'm probably overly calm and confident.

The truth is, you're the one who has to change. Well, not you, but the person who's looking to score.

It's just like the rolling stones song...if you're having rotten luck with women and you're being yourself, then you're going after the wrong type of women. I'm not going to change who I am just because I can't make it with the hottest bird I see on the street.

I know lots of women that prefer guys who are shy and keep to themselves over dumbasses who shoot their mouth off all the time.

It's just like the rolling stones song...if you're having rotten luck with women and you're being yourself, then you're going after the wrong type of women. I'm not going to change who I am just because I can't make it with the hottest bird I see on the street.

I know lots of women that prefer guys who are shy and keep to themselves over dumbasses who shoot their mouth off all the time.

Yes, well, but also, you shouldn't expect different results while doing the same thing over and over again.

I'm not advocating being a fake or acting, just saying that it's worth seeking bad qualities in yourself and working on making yourself better.

Yes, well, but also, you shouldn't expect different results while doing the same thing over and over again.

I'm not advocating being a fake or acting, just saying that it's worth seeking bad qualities in yourself and working on making yourself better.

Keywords bolded.

Keywords bolded.

you should note the ambiguity. what defines 'better'? is it changing things you dont like about yourself or is it changing things that women typically do not like about yourself? this is where people go off course.

ALWAYS shit b4 you masturbate.

- Kevin Rose