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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-05-09, 21:05
NudistDudist NudistDudist is offline
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Default need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

so my friend got his girl pregnant, she's 3 weeks preg. someone punched her stomache hella so the doctors at planned parenthood said she couldn't use teh normal abortion methods like the vacuum or the pill or shot method. so she found an illegal clinic, i strongly suggest against this, he said they would do it with a knife but i don't understand how that would work. i said maybe take drugs to kill the baby then poop it out dead, or kill the baby after it's born and dispose of it. what should she do totse?!??
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Old 2008-05-09, 21:09
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

Coat hangar.
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Old 2008-05-09, 21:21
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

There is an appauling amount of abortion/unplanned parenthood threads in S&A at the moment. Fess up and be a man, raise that child.
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Old 2008-05-09, 23:11
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

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Originally Posted by woopsueypigs77
There is an appauling amount of abortion/unplanned parenthood threads in S&A at the moment. Fess up and be a man, raise that child.


someone punched her stomache

I would assume that the baby needs to be aborted.
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Old 2008-05-10, 02:15
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

I would assume that the baby needs to be aborted.

I'm almost sure that at 3 weeks, it's not going to matter much.
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Old 2008-05-10, 05:12
vivida.vis vivida.vis is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

Just use my 3 step abortion method.

1. Sit in a hot tub for over an hour.

2. Ride every rollercoster possible.

3. High dive belly flop.
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Old 2008-05-10, 07:35
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

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Originally Posted by vivida.vis
Just use my 3 step abortion method.

1. Sit in a hot tub for over an hour.

2. Ride every rollercoster possible.

3. High dive belly flop.


This made me giggle : (

Really though, there isn't really any reason normal abortion methods wouldn't work.

Vacuums work on normal babies just as well as babies that have been punched.
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Old 2008-05-14, 01:51
NudistDudist NudistDudist is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

it was her stomache that got punched actually, before she had the baby. so the baby is totally fine, they just say her shits too weak for abortion. which i say is bullshit. butyeah.
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Old 2008-05-14, 02:23
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they say or she says
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Old 2008-05-14, 02:43
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kill the baby after it's born and dispose of it.

do this
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Old 2008-05-14, 19:13
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

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Originally Posted by NudistDudist
so my friend got his girl pregnant, she's 3 weeks preg. someone punched her stomache hella so the doctors at planned parenthood said she couldn't use teh normal abortion methods like the vacuum or the pill or shot method. so she found an illegal clinic, i strongly suggest against this, he said they would do it with a knife but i don't understand how that would work. i said maybe take drugs to kill the baby then poop it out dead, or kill the baby after it's born and dispose of it. what should she do totse?!??


cocaine.
lots of it.
alcohol.
lots of it.
ecstasy.
lots of it.

if shes only three weeks then drugs should do it easily
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Old 2008-05-14, 23:00
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

Find a new planned parenthood clinic and don't tell them she got punched. Problem solved.
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Old 2008-05-15, 05:50
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You fucking pathetic load of death mongers.

Dude, man the fuck up. Oh, I mean tell your "friend" to man up. A child is a human being bro...for fucks sake. Why can't people just give kids up for adoption instead of killing them?
 #14 
Old 2008-05-15, 06:20
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

I really hope this thread is not real.
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Old 2008-05-15, 10:12
NudistDudist NudistDudist is offline
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Default Re: need serious alternative abortion help/ideas before tomorrow

this is 100% real, this is my friend i used to have classes with.

fuck trolling, it's just like hacking in FPS's, never have, never will, it's fucking lame.

he's either going to be stuck paying child support, or throwing the baby in the ocean or something, totse, plz save them, srsly.
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Old 2008-05-15, 10:58
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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I really hope this thread is not real.


"poop it out"

I really hope so too. Even though he denied it right above me... I really hope so.
 
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