k, so theres this girl here tonight, friend of my sister and aquantance of mine, just broke up with her boyfriend, and she's flirting with me like mad, and she's already seen my dick at an earlier point.

now the problems;
she's super annoying, pretty ugly, and a total whore, I think she might have something.

pro's ;
I haven't done anything with anyone for over a year now.
I only want a blowjob and I'll prolly just finger her.

N

Never deal with ugly/fat chicks.

Unless you have condoms and don't mind being this girl's rebound, then leave well alone.

Think about it - it's only going to ruin your enjoyment of breakfast tomorrow.

You're asking people on an internet forum?

You must have no friends.
<3

i WANT this to be a one night thing, anyomore and it would be too much to handle.
I don't beleive she'll get attached, thank god.

and azalie, the reason I don't ask my friends this is because the information would be simply too damaging to release to the general public.

Y, just remember to wrap it.

You're making fun of people on an internet forum?

You must have no friends.

You're making fun of people on an internet forum?

You must have no friends.

You're an acolyte on an internet forum?

You must have no friends.

You're making fun of people on an internet forum?

You must have no friends.

Why would I make fun of my friends?

You're an idiot.
<3

This.

your friends will make damn sure you cant live it down

but then again

as they said
your asking for advice on an internet PUBLIC forum
and it IS totse

so

what do YOU think?

N (and some characters because my message is too short)

If you have to ask, the answer is probably no.

total whore, I think she might have something.


That's a fuck no. This has been a deal breaker for me too many times. But still, I don't want any diseases. If you want them however, go ahead. But remember if it's something bad you might have a real hard time getting laid ever again.

I don't beleive she'll get attached, thank god.


Okay bro if she's fat AND ugly then I'd take those words back. It's the good ones that don't stick around.

Eh, Ive had bad experiences with my dick getting the best of me (in english: ive fucked one too many ugly clinger), so i say

NO NO NO youll be sorry

But, whack off to the idea, then make a decision.

y'know what guys. your right.

I can resist my natural urges. I am not an animal.

I will resist this foul temptress and keep my dignity intact.

And outbreaks off of ur junk.

Another sexual encounter that would have been regretted foiled! :D

Do it. Fuck everyone.

- ijsmlb :(

THe other day I fucked a random chick, she was kinda ugly, but it was dark in my room. so I didn't really care,

Only problem is, now she wants to be up my ass constantly. she won't leave me alone.

So If u do where a condom, then move away or something.

A wanna be gangster
Thinkin' he's a wise guy
Rob another bank
He's a sock 'em in the eye guy
Tank head
Mr Bonnie and Clyde guy
Look him in the eye
He's not my kinda guy
Never wanna be
Confusion proof of
Pudding's sweet
But too aloof
Orange eye girl
With blackslide Dew said
Yo homie
Who you talkin' to
A backed up paddywagon
Mackin' on a cat's ass
One upper cut
To the cold upper middle class
Born to storm
On boredom's face
Add a little lust
To the funky ass Flea bass
Most in the race
Just loose their grace
The blackest hole
In all of space
Crooked as a hooker
Now suck my thumb
Anybody wanna come get some

If you have to ask
You'll never know
Funky motherfucker
Will not be told to go
If you have to ask
You'll never know
Funky motherfucker
Will not be told to go (oh woh woh)

Don't ask me why
I'm flying so high
Mr Bubble meets superfly
In my third eye
Searching for a soul bride
She's my freakette
Soak it up inside
Deeper than a secret
Much more
Than meets the eye
To the funk
I fall into my new ride
My hand my hand
Magic on the one
Is a medicine man
Thinkin' of a few
Taboos that I ought to kill
Dancin' on their face
Like a stage in Vaudeville
I feel so good
Can't be understood
Booty of a hoodlum
Rockin' my red hood

If you have to ask
You'll never know
Funky motherfucker
Will not be told to go
If you have to ask
You'll never know
Funky motherfucker
Will not be told to go (oh woh woh)

is she loli?

hai gaiz am i late

ugly chicks get the most attached. NO.

When in doubt, do.

Yeah man...be careful enough to not drink. Don't want to do something you'll regret. I'm sure you'll get some nice quality vajayjay in the near future.

To be honest, I tried to work out a flow chart to see if it's a good idea or not and I couldn't as it could go on forever.

Simplity

Sober:
Is she hot but has shite personality?
Depends on horniness, chances are no, she'll come back and demand a relationship/whatever.

Drunk/Stoned/Whatever
As long as she's cool with it, yeah. Just pretend that you can't remeber the night before.

i wouldn't do it. whoring yourself out is generally not a good thing to do in my experience. especially if you have your social status to worry about.

y;know what, now that all of this has passed, I'll let you guys in on a little secret.

she was missing a tooth.
yeah.
like one of thisse teeth just beside your front teeth on the top.
broke off one day when she was eating chicken and she bit on the bone apparantly.
fucking meth teeth.

Well...She could be an awesome lay I suppose.

Still though, you're fucking an ugly chick....She probably smells

Do It.

Holy shit, you fucked a meth pirate!

You fucked her, right? I have a terrible memory for this kind of thing.

Just use her to experiment crazy shit. Superman dat ho.

You want to fuck an ugly chick?

Why?

Yes.

(i didnt read the thread)

It will happen at some point in his life so he may as well get it over and done with...



Was there a verdict then? Did you fuck her silly?

dude, bang her doggystyle, and right before you nut, ask her if she's gonna tell anyone, and if she says anything other than no, shove it in her ass

fuck it, stick it in her ass regardless :)

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Yes.