I'm sick of being a virgin, especially since I get sex offers daily. I'm sorry, that came out conceited, but it's true. The few sexual encounters I've had, I've had erectile dysfunction, I assume due to nerves. Now whenever a girl tries to get me to go to bed with her at a party or whatever, I just reject her because I'm afraid I won't be able to perform.

What I'm thinking of doing is asking this ugly girl if she wants to fuck. She has a decent body but a nasty face, but I'm thinking of using her as a sort of practice girl. If I couldn't perform with her, well, I wouldn't be too embarrassed, and if I could, I'm hoping my ED fears will be put to rest and I can do what I should be doing at my age--getting laid.

Has anyone else ever done something like this, or does anyone have some advice for me?

Have you ever considered the possibility that pussy isn't your thing, and you simply prefer the cock? That way, even if you cant get it up you can still bend over.

Actually yeah, I have considered that. I watched gay porn and tried to imagine having sex with a man and stuff, but I couldn't get turned on at all. I'm confident I'm not gay.

You think you'll be able to get it up any easier with an ugly chick? If anything, it'll make it harder. (har har)


I guess it couldn't hurt, unless you fail and she tells everyone. People will look at her hideous face just long enough to hear her story about your limp noodle.

Have you considered the possibility that you're just a pussy?

Don't worry champ, I don't think you're gay, you're just sensitive. You just need a girlfriend who you trust and love.

Have you considered the possibility that you're just a pussy?

Of course, I've pretty much come to terms with it.


Don't worry champ, I don't think you're gay, you're just sensitive. You just need a girlfriend who you trust and love.

I'm not really interested in a relationship, and yeah, I know I'm sensitive. You think I didn't psycho-analyze the situation for ages before posting on totse?

You need a good blowjob before you start the drilling. I bet your ass you won't get limp for a long time...

Unless you cum like in, 2 minutes and end up phailing.

Good luck there.

I've only had one girl ever, actually able to get me off from oral.

It just doesn't happen.

I've only had one girl ever, actually able to get me off from oral.

It just doesn't happen.

When you've only had one girl give you oral it's hard to have multiple get you off.

-N-

I guess it couldn't hurt, unless you fail and she tells everyone. People will look at her hideous face just long enough to hear her story about your limp noodle.

Then you hi5 all your buddies tell them that the bitch ass cunt whore was so goddamn fucking ugly you couldnt even get it up.

Of course, I've pretty much come to terms with it.


*yuk yuk yuk (what a bitch) yuk yuk*

*adds nothing productive*

Then you hi5 all your buddies tell them that the bitch ass cunt whore was so goddamn fucking ugly you couldnt even get it up.

This.

Then you hi5 all your buddies tell them that the bitch ass cunt whore was so goddamn fucking ugly you couldnt even get it up.

Haha yeah, I was thinking sort of along these lines, although I'd feel kinda bad talking about her like that.

Also, I've only ever got head once, and the girl started and after like 4 seconds I wasn't hard and she just stopped.

The thing about practicing with this ugly girl is that even if I fucked up, I wouldn't be too embarrassed, and it's not like she would go blabbing her mouth or anything, because she'd probably want another chance to screw around.

Haha yeah, I was thinking sort of along these lines, although I'd feel kinda bad talking about her like that.

Also, I've only ever got head once, and the girl started and after like 4 seconds I wasn't hard and she just stopped.

The thing about practicing with this ugly girl is that even if I fucked up, I wouldn't be too embarrassed, and it's not like she would go blabbing her mouth or anything, because she'd probably want another chance to screw around.

you'd only have to talk about her like that if she decided to be a bitch and talk about you, nothing really immoral about that

this sounds like an excellent idea, i would fuck the ugly chick if i were you

LOL! I was just trying to imagine the look on your face trying to get into gay porn.

Has anyone else ever done something like this, or does anyone have some advice for me?

It's worth a try, I guess. Allthough it may be a bit cruel.

Are you thinking that perhaps when you get ED with a hot girl it's because of the stress and the fact that you want to perform well for her? Whereas with an ugly girl you just wont give a fuck?

Control the shit, dont go off with a ugly chick as i honestly think it wont make a difference for you. Dont jack off for like as long as you can go then go dick around with some girls and see what happens.

Ugly chick might blab her mouth more than a attractive one. Find some girl that will be paitient with your condition, therefore you have time to set yourself straight in the situation, allowing yourself to get use being in that position, trying to control your nerves or whatever it is. Go on the search brother....you gotta figure it out somehow.

i can't offer any advice but damn, i don't know how you can't stay hard, i guess ive never had a problem with it. im not trying to be an asshole, i don't know, take a viagra, it wont make you hard, but it might keep you hard enough to stick yer dick in. and hopefully it stays that way, and that ugly chick might get the fuck of her life.

It's worth a try, I guess. Allthough it may be a bit cruel.

Are you thinking that perhaps when you get ED with a hot girl it's because of the stress and the fact that you want to perform well for her? Whereas with an ugly girl you just wont give a fuck?

As asshole-ish as it sounds...yes.

As asshole-ish as it sounds...yes.

Ah, no, it's not really assholish. Ugly girls kind of tend to know what their purpose is.

Basically, if it's going to help you understand your problem in the long term, does it really matter if you use some girl a tiny bit,a girl who's willing and happy to be used in the first place?

Ugly girls kind of tend to know what their purpose is.

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LOL! I was just trying to imagine the look on your face trying to get into gay porn.

Thank you for that!:D

Made me lol

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Yeah it kinda is.......I wonder if I now will look at these women....I mean differently - I wonder will I look differently at these women

Just make sure that she knows you aren't looking to get involved or anything. Chicks tend to get upset if they don't know that upfront.

That's what I'm going to do. Treat an ugly girl like a total princess for a week. Make her feel like she is the centre of the Universe.
Yup. She's not going to feel like crap 'cos "she knows her place". I'm not in it for "the practice".
She's going to be a fuckin' Goddess for a week.
Then I'll break up with her.

I'm a fuckin' Godsend, right? Making girls with low self esteems feel good about themselves for a while?

Maybe I should come up with some sort of Superhero name for myself.
Hmm... What should I call myself guys? Any ideas?

I'm liking this idea more and more.

Call yourself The Noodle.

just go with a decent one.. practice will be a lot funner that way. earning some "stripes" shouldn't be a painful experience. do you care more about some good sex or saving face? thats probably the bottom line here..

Yeah I used to be like that. I would have a girl in my bed watching a movie or something and when she would give me that look i'd be like in my head, ohhhhhhh fuck shit shit I can't do it ahhh fuck this, or something along those lines.

But after like 2 girls fucking it up like that I just called one of them up and i'm like, your coming over, bring a movie. Got the look and just went in for it.

I wasn't a virgin though, they were just REALLY fucking gorgeous and completely out of my league.

Can't help you much on the ED, you'll just have to get over it or get some viagra?

Actually yeah, I have considered that. I watched gay porn and tried to imagine having sex with a man and stuff

you're gay

Call yourself The Noodle.

lmfao.

You know that ugly chicks can be bitches too right?

Assuming you still have ED with this ugly girl, and you are continually ramming it into her, night after night, and it's not working- how do you know she won't start talking shit about you? Then, you will be that guy who couldn't even get it up to do a practice job with an ugly. She might even laugh at you after the first couple times- and even the ugly chick has one up on you. You can't keep punching ugly girls in the face. Then what do you do?

Or maybe you're just the sensitive type, who needs to be in love and shit, before you can engage in lovemaking.

That's what I'm going to do. Treat an ugly girl like a total princess for a week. Make her feel like she is the centre of the Universe.
Yup. She's not going to feel like crap 'cos "she knows her place". I'm not in it for "the practice".
She's going to be a fuckin' Goddess for a week.
Then I'll break up with her.

I'm a fuckin' Godsend, right? Maybe I should come up with some sort of Superhero name for myself.
Hmm... What should I call myself guys? Any ideas?

I'm liking this idea more and more.

I saw this happen on a TV show once..

It was a dick move. Don't play with other people's emotions.

I saw this happen on a TV show once..

It was a dick move. Don't play with other people's emotions.

Hmm... maybe I didn't up the idiocy enough.

*hurries off to change it*