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This is where you ask what those lumps are or why it wouldn't go hard.

I will merge in any other threads posted.

So why this thread?

We have a 'rule' that we don't do medical threads here and such threads get closed with a flame about going to the doctor. However all forum rules are open to question and this one has been. I've heard various arguments for allowing medical threads and there does seem to be some merit in allowing them.

So we're going to try it this way.

The majority of medical threads we get are penis ones. If the girls here feel a vag-health thread would be a good idea then of course we'll put one up.

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But remember the disclaimer, for the love of Christ...I don't want to read shit about "My doctor said I should put this cream on it and stop jacking off...Is this true?" or the like.

The doctor is the doctor...Not us. We may have heard something about treating an ailment of the pecker.
If the doctor said rub the cream on twice a day and stop all sexual activities involving your penis but a poster says it should be fine that you go yank your crank once in a while, go with the doctor's advice.

Remember this is NOT the font of all genital-defect wisdom. This is just a discussion board.

And TOTSE isn't liable for your knob falling off!

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*gives his ever-so-valuable approval to this decision by teh mods*

Though perhaps we should include our vagina'd brothers...err...women...in this as well?

Depending on the frequency of vaginal problem related threads there would really be no point taking up more space at the top of the page with another sticky.

As Jack said, the majority of the problems are penis related but a vaginal problem one is a good possibility.

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I was going to make this "The All Inclusive Genital Problem's " thread but then I realised that was only asking for comments like "WTF did you close my thread, since when have cocks been fucking gentiles thingys! Couldn't you have just said 'teh sick Cock thread'?"....you know how this place is.

If there is a demand then I'll change the title but on the whole and judging by past threads, I think women are slightly more sensible about their bits and tend to seek out medical advice from people qualified to give it. Also most places getting Pill still requires regular prescriptions/seeing a doc.

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Impossible.....Men NEVER read directions or ask for them.

Every time I rub it white goo comes out the end. Wut shuld I do?

how do i get rid of the long hairs that grow up the side of my dick like dick side burns i hate that shit..

i used to shave it now i have UGLY big brown ingrown hair bumps that look like herpes.

I really want to shave that hair though..

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/1586/aidsinafricaki1.jpg

ok this just happened to me. i'm just whacking off like any other time and it comes out and its pink. this startled me and my first response was to ask totse. any similar experiences or knolledge

Probably just a little blood in the baby batter.

Spelt wrong on purpose to ryhme with Trollage.
But honestly it probably is just blood.

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't consider blood in your jizz to be just blood. I'd get that shit checked out.

WebMD, however, says it's nothing to be worried about: http://blogs.webmd.com/mens-health-o...-in-semen.html

yu gawt AIDZ

Okay, I really don't post here very often. I usually don't have the need to. It's not that I'm some sex god, it's just that I don't get laid that often. This time I have a bit of a problem and I really don't know what the fuck went on.

To start things off, a little background. Me and this girl have been; well, it's complicated as shit. It would bore you guys to read about this fucked up relationship. It's not fucked up in a bad way. Just really different. This girl and I have been in a 'sort of' relationship for about 4 years now. The reason it's a sort of is because she moved far away from me.

Now we get down to my problem. This girl came out here for a week not too long ago. And I truly love this girl to death. I would give up anything for her. Things were going great for the first few days. We kissed, hugged cuddled and everything felt so natural. Now us being in our late teens, you know how things get once the kissing and hugging goes on for too long. I was totally psyched up and ready to do the deed. I had been waiting years for this moment. Things start going as planned were both ready and she grabs the raincoat. I put it on without any hesitation and then all of a sudden, he doesn't want to cooperate. 10 seconds ago, I was rock solid and ready to go, next thing I know, I can't keep it up.

I love this girl with all my heart and would do anything for her. It was so embarrassing. I told her I was sorry and that I didn't know what happened. She understood and look a little disappointed but everything was okay. We try it the next night and the SAME DAMN THING HAPPENS! Now she looked really upset and I can't understand what the fuck is wrong with me. I have no problem with other things, it's just when it comes down to intercourse, it goes soft.

So I was wondering. What in the fuck can be wrong with me. I find her very attractive, and I love her with all my heart and want to please her, but I can't because he won't stay up. So, can anyone take a shot in the dark and help me figure out what my problem is?

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Nerves would be my guess.

Try a shot or two of something (on the sly, mind) to get your mind off of things? That'd be what I'd do...

Hey dont worry about it.It does happen to everyone atleast once in a while.
It deffinately sounds like stress is making things go wrong for you, and you need to tell her that else she'll start to think that you're simply not into her, which would be tradgic!

Anyhew, if you love her as much as you say, I suggest you use your tounge and fingers on her to give her a bloody amazing orgasm. That should boost your ego a little, maybe enough to relax you and get on with it.

Dont stress about it. Seriously.

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Look up the page...you'll see the word 'floppiness'.

But as yoyo has decided not to merge this I won't either.

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I've done that. Well, I've used my fingers and I guess she loved it. I had some nice marks in my flesh, but when I try to go down and use my tounge, she won't let me. I guess she's nervouse about it, but she's let other guys do it. Why not me? (Oh, she feels just as strongly about me as I do about her)

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Well, there is anouther problem....














So me and my girlfriend are fucking, and it starts off great. She's on top rocking out to her Ipod and Im on bottom enjoying the ride. Well after about 3 minutes she starts kissing me and shit, ya know basic sex ettoquite(sp?). I go to get on top and please her...I slip out. She makes the remark to me, wtf? did you take your pills today? I contort with no, why? Your dick isnt hard. I look down and sure as shit she is right... Im 17 years old. Ive lost an erection...Im thinking do I have ED...surely not, but what is up.

So I start thinking, maby its the condoms...Trojan twisted pleasure. Well, if they were too tight I think that would help, not cause more problems... I went out and told her to pick out some condoms she got some magnums for me( she says my dick hurts its so big, I love that lying whore sometimes) and a pleasure pack. We havent tried either of them out yet(although I did open one of the magnums to check it out, it seems kinda small...I guess I thought it would be about a foot and a half long) but it seems to be about the size of my dick....



So S&A can you tell me what the fuck my problem is with losing erections halfway through? And could you give me a way to fix it(no scripts, not old enough)

i didnt read the speed dick post but if you've been using any form of speed for a while it might just be the stress on your heart... your heart could just be telling you to cool it down for a while stop using anything that speeds up your heart (even avoid too much caffeine) for a few weeks then see if your doin better

and if you need scripts explain to your doctor everything even the speed and you'll get some help

Cool, thanks. I got an old phyciatric doctor friend of mine, could he help me out?

I used speed 2 days ago, but before that I hadnt used in a week or two.

^^ There you go. You got it!


Wait it out. I know speed dick can sucks massively balls, but that's what you get for taking speed while you're dating someone.

Oh, Im not subtituting real advise for totse advise....I was just wondering what you think about the problem and if you do anything (like ginsing) to give you a little boost. And to also see if things like horny goat weed,ginsing,and other gas-station remedeys do the trick.

The last couple times Me and my girlfriend tried to have sex it did not go to well at all. There is no problem getting it up, it just goes back down once its inside. Any ideas?

Stick a lollypop stick in there...That should hold it up.

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that is hillarious. my suggestion is get a hotter girlfriend or don't pretend like you didnt blow your load right away.

There's a penis floppyness page. It's up (top of the page).

There's no solid answer to it. Try focusing on her boobs? Maybe you just find wet slimy holes disturbing... and can't help but focus on it? I dunno. Boobs always work for me.


inB4gay-explanation.

Maybe your gay.
Have a nice day!

you mentioned my name in you location...
thank you for making my day by recognizing me...
ive been stuck in an airport for about 8 hours its like 4 am cause my plane got grounded for a weather ..ive been on totse this whole time
please be my friend.

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as for the posters question
maybe you should focus on something on her body that you like. or pretend your fucking someone else...as long as you dont say the wrong name i guess its alright.

assuming your doing it missionary you could try letting her ride you. cowboy so you can grab her tits(assuming she has any) or grab her ass(assuming shes not flat backed)

it works me me an my girl...only once im in it doesnt get soft

I don't get it, my girlfriend is oh so fine. And today we were naked in my bed fooling around (she was too uncomfortable to fuck) and although I was turned on like crazy, my boner was weak, and when I tried going inside of her, it just kinda bent. She wasn't as wet as usual, because of her uncomfortableness, but I should have had a bigger erection than that.

Other times when we're clothed, we grind against eachother when we make out, and I end up kinda dry humping her. My erection when we do this is also weak.

What the hell is wrong with me and how do I fix it?
My penis needs alot of attention to become 'rock solid'.

It's not your fault... It's hers.

She obviously wasn't working it right.

Yeah she doesn't give me much attention, but im grinding my semi-hard penis against her shaven pussy, she has an amazing body, and just my skin on hers drives me crazy, but I just didn't get very hard!

If I don't fap for a while or look at porn do you think that'd make it easier for me to get aroused? I'm thinking it's because she just wasn't really into it....she was like scared I'd leave her after 6 months just because I got what I wanted. But I really love her.

I agree completely. That is hillarious.. haha

It curves downwards, what do I do

Will it cure my rash?

Ok, I don't post in here that often, so I'll give you all a little introduction. I'm 15, I'm a virgin, I've had oral sex, but that's it.

The reason I'm telling you all this is because of some odd... things on my testicles.

Here's a picture:

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/midnightrider384/0719080726.jpg

The reason everything is shiny is because my flash is on.

Anyways, they don't hurt or itch or anything, but they do appear and go away rather often. I usually don't have more than 1 or 2 at a time. But it bugs me that I have them, and I have no idea what it is.

Thanks in advance.

you're 15 and posted your nuts on totse?

on photobucket no less.

nice.

Bah fuck photobucket. It's not CP cause it's not suggestive

Seriously though, what the fuck could it be?

Repost pic, I didn't get to examine it in time. Perhaps we have the same thing.

Fixed.

I SURELY DIDN'T SEE A GAY JOKE COMING, HAW HAW. Good job, I'm sure nobody noticed the possibility for a gay joke from asking a guy to post his penis.

Hey, so I've got this weird thing with me left nutsack.
Right above the left testicle, there seems to be an awfully lot of arteries and all those "cables" and stuff, but my right nut seems to have only a few of them going straight to the penis.
It seems like the arteries and whatever above my left testicle are in a bundle or something and maybe thicker cause the whole left nutsack seems to be full of em and they are going randomly, not just straight up to the dick.
Could this be a problem? I've had it for like years, but now it seems like there's even more stuff there than there used to be before.

It bugs me.

Suppressed homosexual desire?


But seriously... this happened to me once with a girl from school. However, she was being creepy. Saying weird things like "Am I good?" and "Harder, please!". I didn't mind so much that it went down seeing as she killed my desire with strange comments. So, Does your G/F say creepy things? Perhaps stare into your eyes whilst licking her lips?

I refuse to believe that you're serious. In fact, i would have just shrugged it off as sarcasm and not replied, if you hadn't said "but seriously" in the beginning.

That girl from your school sounds like one sexy beast. If she said "Harder, please!" and licked her lips the way I imagine, then I'd fuck the shit out of her.

Agreed, you must be quite homosexual to dislike this.

Hate to go "Zen" on your ass but mindfulness works wonders. I can seriously go as long as i want, its pretty awsome.

When your having sex focus on HER and what your both doing, how great it feels and the connection you have with eachother.

If your goal is to feel a burst of pleasure then your mind will subconsciencly find the quickest route there.

So can a frenoscopy to fix frenelum breeve increase penis size/girth?

baby dick

Might increase the visible length by freeing up the tissue and letting it all hang forward, but it won't actually make you bigger.

ok so when i is "erect", around the base of ma pecker there are these peculiar goosebump-like things

Probably not an std, as I'm a virgin



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Oh and there isn't any irritaion to speak of whatsoever

what exactly is this?

those would be your pubes sprouting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot

The more you know!

No such thing as a frenoscopy.

He probably means frenectomy or frenuloplasty.

Hey speaking of which, have you considered non-surgical methods for frenulum breve? I don't know about you but if I were given the choice (which I wasn't, fuckers ) I'd try to keep those nerve endings.

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Quit jerking it so much and you'll be able to stay hard.

I hadnt jerked it in over a month... I quit when I got my girl friend, telling myself I would let her do it for me.

unfrgvncure, if God wanted you to wear condoms, he'd have given you a rubber dick. Don't use connies, and chances are you will have more fun with sex.

Chances are if you were/are a compulsive masturbator, you should have control and know when you are going to blow.

Oh, and get that bitch on the morning-after pill.

Peace.

^^^ amen

most guys penisis arnt straight r they?

aha some are, some arent. Its nothing to worry about.

How does yours curve? You should show everyone how it curves up your ass.

you'd want to see that

So I have SOMETHING, but i'm not quite sure what it is.

i get these little bumps/wart looking things around my pubic area....not on my dick, just above it. They only show up when I'm not clean shaven or at least trimmed really short. They are made up of a collection of what basically look like very small sesame seeds. They're flesh colored. They go away if I trim up, but I usually end up using finger nail clippers to cut them off...and they bleed a lot when i do.

I had clamydia a while ago, but it should be taken care of. Any ideas?

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Whos idea was it to take a break from sex. I think your gf is hiding something if it was her idea.

This is one hell of a funny thread, fucking hilarious