I have a pretty scary question that may be a little disguesting for some of you. Here goes.

I was reading on this website that theres a little flap of skin that separates the vagina from the ass on the intereior of the girls body. Sometimes it can get punctured aprently, and then shit can leak thru into the vag.

Well I have noticed that my gf vag smells like fecal matter sometime when i go down on her, but i just focus on her clit so i try to block it out and not put my tonge inside it. I put my fingres in there and i cant feel any fecal matter or any holes into the ass or anything like that, but when i get done i take out my fingres and they smell bad like fecal matter

now we dont have vagina sex because shes to scared to get pragnent, only anal sex and i dont use a condom b/c we have both got tested for STDS and we dont have them, ok. what im worried about is mayve if her vagina skin has a whole in it thats letting things from her ass inside, can she get pragnent from anal sex when i cum inside?!

i dont see why not but im really scared now, she could be pragnent and i wouldnt know it, shes only had this problem for a couple of weeks and i dont know if shes had a period or menstrated or not.

is there any way to tell besides just wait and see? how can i explain this to her, i think if i try to explain it she will freak the fuck out. also i think im gonna use a condom now just in case.

Get her a pragnency test?

in order to do this i would have to get money to buy one or steal one (and ive never done that and i dont want to) PLUS i would have to try to explain to my gf why i think she might be pragnent since weve only been having anal sxe and like i said that would cause her to freak the fuck out

there has to be a better way

PLUS i would have to try to explain to my gf why i think she might be pragnent since weve only been having anal sxe and like i said that would cause her to freak the fuck out

Dude, fucking do that and get it on film, I imagine one of the most priceless facial expressions ever.

*twirls staff*

Begone, troll!

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She's fine bud...

If u "tore" that skin that seperates the ass from pussy she would bleed alot, and she would know b4 u did.!!!

The reason her lips have a "ass" taste/smell is... it just the smell/taste from being moist beside her ass. that's normal...

i really really hope thats what the problem is, maybe next time we have sex we wil make sure to shower together first or something that way ill know her butt is clean and wont stink

then i will test it with my fingres

ugh i wish :(

The reason her lips have a "ass" taste/smell is... it just the smell/taste from being moist beside her ass. that's normal...

No, it's not.

Get her to shower more, and scrounge up the $5 for a pregnancy test, it's not that much, and if you're worried, it's peace of mind.

Past that, no idea actually. No reason I can see for the inside to smell that bad. :\

Damn, i could have sworn you were trolling, my bad man.

Anyway, she probably just doesn't wash well enough down there or something like that.

The solution: take a shower together, soap eachother up, and then you wash her/she washes you. make sure you get it real good down there, and then afterwards go down on her. if it still smells bad, the only thing i can think of is an STI.

This situation sucks no matter how you look at it. Fuck maybe i will just break it off with her, this whole thing is gross.

Eh, sometimes people just slack off on the hygiene a bit. At the very least, i'd talk to her before breaking things off, maybe there is a legit reason for it.

"Babe...Your vag smells like your arse and I think I may have torn a hole in the skin between your anus and vagina, which could mean that after all the anal sex, my semen could have gone through said hole and made you pregnant. Please take this pregnancy test to be sure and can we both get in the shower so I can make sure it's not a hole and just your personal hygiene that's not very good?"

It's the only way.

now we dont have vagina sex because shes to scared to get pragnent, only anal sex and i dont use a condom b/c we have both got tested for STDS and we dont have them, ok.

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also i think im gonna use a condom now just in case.

wtf dude!
Always use a condom for anal. Doesn't matter if she has STD's or not, she POOs out of there. Fecal bacteria is in there. The kind that causes flesh eating disease.

Christ.

There is absolutely no way this could go well for anyone. God dammit.

wtf dude!
Always use a condom for anal. Doesn't matter if she has STD's or not, she POOs out of there. Fecal bacteria is in there. The kind that causes flesh eating disease.

Christ.

That can't be true, if there were flesh eating bacteria in people's butts then they would just start eating inside of you.

Well, look at it this way...the anus is usually less than two inches away from the vaginal opening...so why wouldnt it smell? Everyones ass smells no matter what. Yes, even womens assholes stink. If she took a shower in the morning, then you guys had sex later that day, of course its not going to smell like roses.

Chances are she has a yeast infection, talk to her about it seriously and take her to the doctor.

Fucking kids.

Again.. no. The vag is self-cleaning, so is most of an ass actually. A normal human ass also doesn't regularly leak anything into said vag. If she showers, and doesn't wipe back to front, it should not smell like shit. Christ.

I'm willing to bet 95% that it's either a yeast infection, or hygiene issue.

OP, you have a wonderful conversation in your future....and this one is actually quite simple. MOST women wipe back to front after they pee......meaning they start at the bottom of their hole and go up towards their clit. After they shit, they wipe just like a guy......bottom of their ass towards their lower back. SOME chicks wipe wrong after they shit......and yours is probably guilty of this. She is going back to front, reaching underneath her cooch......wiping from her ass toward her pussy. So what you ARE smelling is actual fecal matter, because she is getting some shit on/inside her pussy. And no, it ain't healthy.

How you plan to have this conversation with her is beyond me.....because I can't think of any good way to retrain her in basic hygiene.

Oh.... and go slap her mom for phailing so miserably in the potty training phase of child rearing.

I fapped to this thread

My good Lord.

DaGuru is right...She is probably wiping from back to front and now she has a yeast infection. *shudders*

I so called that back to front thing a post earlier. :P

When I read the title I thought you meant her vagina and bumhole were swapped

so she poos out her vagina
and gets pregnant through her bottom
:]

ewww, its sound likes a yeast infection... Why the fuck would you go down on her.. when her pussy smells like shit? Your a trooper.. but still jeez.. id be like like sorry your pussy smells like shit, blowjob?

You souldnt be having sex of any kind.

You both are not ready apparently......or at least YOU arn't.

Preface: I know this is a troll thread, but it's still full of lulz.



Pregnancy tests are like 6 bucks. You can either scrap that together by begging for change outside your local supermarket (C'mon...who wouldn't kick in a dollar to the 'My girlfriend might be pregnant and I can't afford a pregnancy test' fund.), or just lift one. They're easy enough. Even if thats normally not your thing, i'd say it's warranted in this case.

Then, all you have to do is tell her you've always wanted her to pee on you. Keep the pregnancy test hidden behind your back. I'm sure you can figure out the rest. You get your awnser, she never has to know.

I read that yeast infections have no unpleasant odor, but that bacterial vaginosis does. I think she has that and not a yeast infection.

No, usually yeast infections have an odor, but they dont smell like feces. Ask me how I know.

How do you know?

Lawl wait 9 months and go "surprise".

*shudders*

Update:

today i talked to my gf i told her that i was concerned about the smell "down there" and just as predicted she got all defensive and started acting like she was going to cry, i told her that it was ok and that i still thought she was sexy but that maybe we could take a shower together before we have sex

then i asked her if maybe she should see her gynocologist soon and she got even more defensive and told me it was none of my business, then she really did start crying and went home

god dammit this sucks :(

then i asked her if maybe she should see her gynocologist soon and she got even more defensive and told me it was none of my business, then she really did start crying and went home

god dammit this sucks :(

Then stop eating her out until she sorts something out. Next time you go to go down have a sniff and just say "I can't do this." Either she'll dump you or sort the shit out.

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There is absolutely no way this could go well for anyone. God dammit.

It would work out great for me if I were present when you said that to her.

With a camera.

It would work out great for me if I were present when you said that to her.

With a camera.

It would have gone fucking spectacular if you would have emailed me a copy of the video too.

It would have gone fucking spectacular if you would have emailed me a copy of the video too.

It would have been utterly fucking stupendous if you brought a case of beer and some snacks to watch it on the side of a house where I would project it for all to see.

It would have been utterly fucking stupendous if you brought a case of beer and some snacks to watch it on the side of a house where I would project it for all to see.

I'll be there. I've got a case of Hahn and an 8th of pot, it'll be fucking great!

haha imagine if she really is pregnant and he has to explain to his son that he was an anal baby.

in any case, here's what you say

BITCH

YOU GOT SOME SIPHILIS

AND I DON'T LIKE IT!