You have a sixteen year old girlfriend. She's cute, sweet, witty and fun. She looks like a goddess and fucks like a devil. You love her and she loves you.

You wake up in the middle of the night, roll over, and find she's not there. You go out into the hallway, and hear a noise coming from your dad's bedroom. You push open his door and look in to see your girl bouncing up and down on your 45 year old dad's cock, calling him daddy and begging for more.

Who would you be more mad at, your girlfriend, or your dad?

Me personally, I was more angry with my girlfriend. At least my dad was getting some for once, and in style. Actually I'm kinda proud of him... He lives with me, since my parents were divorced, so I could kick him out, but, meh...

I dumped the girl, but she still comes around sometimes... to see my dad :(

That sounds way too unlikely to be true. Taking into account your name... I call BS.

negroid troll?

With a name like that you must be serious!

Still made me laugh though.

You have a sixteen year old girlfriend.(

OMG Y R U STALKING ME?!?!????

If I didn't care about the bitch and was just using her to fuck then I'd high 5 my dad then tell him he has my STI's due to sloppy seconds.

Then I'd call the girl a slut and kick her out into the streets in the middle of the night naked.

And that, sir, is why you don't have a girlfriend.

Fucking owned.

You know what to do.

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Join in?!?!

And that, sir, is why you don't have a girlfriend.

Because 'woman' and 'cheating whore' are synonymous?

Because 'woman' and 'cheating whore' are synonymous?

No, because of the STIs.

I'd probably shoot him, and maybe her.

Dude.

Three-way.

No, because of the STIs.

I have no STIs

I have no STIs

Never mind, I had a "fail" moment there.

If I didn't care about the bitch and was just using her to fuck then I'd high 5 my dad then tell him he has my STI's due to sloppy seconds.

I have no STIs

?????

?????

I'd be acquiring my STI's from the aforementioned slut.

I regret to inform you that I got an erection reading that:(

Whoever recommended a 3-some with his dad and his girlfriend should seek professional help.

I have no STIs

Then it must be the racism.

Cmon OP, tell everyone the real end to this story. You scurried back to bed and waited for her to come sneaking back under the covers. Then pretending to wake up you initiate sex, going down on her like never before. Sucking out your dad's cum from her cunt...... swallowing millions of your potential brothers and sisters. Now at this point that not only makes you incestual, but a cannibal as well. You sir, are going straight to hell.

But that would be such a great father-son bonding moment :p

You're girlfriend should cheat on you, but its kinda expected. You're dad on the other hand shouldn't help her cheat on you.

Kill them both

I'll play Devil's advocate...

There is no reason to be upset with your dad. After all, there are millions of women out there to fuck, and this one cheated on you anyways, the slut. However, you only have one father, and you're stuck with him for life. Don't get angry at him for something this trivial.

Also, it says something really good about your life prospects that your dad did this. Chances are, you take after your father at least somewhat personality wise, and definitely genetically. That 16 year olds want his cock when he's 45 means 16 year olds will probably want your cock too when you're that old. Pretty cool if you ask me, Viagra isn't necessary when you don't have an old hag for a wife.

All in all, good luck man.

It's a fucking horrible betrayal, not to mention kinda skeezy (she's 16). This is probably a troll thread... but in any event, the notion is fucking horrible.

Thats easy. Invite around ome mates, while they are going at it open the door and say in an announcer voice "Get ya dick sucked ladies and gentlemen, get ya dick sucked here"

That bitch will never live it down.

I have had girlfriends cheat on me. I can onestly say, I wish they had fucked my dad instead of some of the dickheads they ended up fucking. lol.

Yay time for...


MURDER/SUICIDE

DaGuru, you had me in stitches.

Any 45 year old man, especially single and living with his son (alco/pathetic?) is going to jump at the chance at fucking a tight bodied little sixteen year old.

If this isn't a troll thread... pwned!!

If this isn't a troll thread... pwned!!

That's about it. I would feel very sorry for the OP if it were real, but this is too wacky to be real, almost.

You mean there are actually people who make a living "facilitating family bonding?!?!?!"

...got a number of someone you'd reccomend?

I'd doubleteam her then kick her the fuck out of the house

Definitely what i would do.

Lawl, report your dad as a pedophile, and spread it around the school.

But it pwns you coz your dad got tapped by a girl in your class.

Lawl, report your dad as a pedophile, and spread it around the school.

This would hurt the OP as much as the girl.

Does anyone ever imagine they have wolverine style claws coming out if their hands like if they're angry or something. I was picturing myself in that position i.e. hot girlfriend then waking up to find her cheating on me with my Dad and I'd just feel like wrecking somebody.

I'd kick her ass out the door. Naked.

It would be the same scenario if I caught my gf with anyone else... Beat them both to near death.

But it would be worse for my father, he would get beat on the slightest whim daily, for at least a week

I got an erection.

Does anyone ever imagine they have wolverine style claws coming out if their hands like if they're angry or something.

Fuck yes I do.

deff. fake, or OP is a pedophile also

deff. fake, or OP is a pedophile also

Christ, it's all in the name, people.

Wait...isnt that the exact plot to Peter Hamilton's Missspent Youth.
You fucker, copypasta is not tasty delicous

mmm delicious pasta, but a fail for stealing from 4ch, make your own jokes dammit!