Lets say, your out at a bar, and a girl walks up to you, and your plastered, you end up going home with this "girl', and things get a little heated, she has been doing foreplay on you, and your getting ready for sex, you have your jimmy hat on and everything, and it turns out she is a shemale. What would you do this situation?
This is hypothetical

Been there, unhypothetically.

You sleep with her of course. She can't help having unnecessary genitalia.

QFT, if she looked female enough before then you just assume she's some sort of hermaphodite and don't ask questions.

Vomit, beat it for lying to me and itself, steal something and leave.

Your views are overly progressive jack. I don't mind if people want to mutillate themselves and be freaks because they have weird issues, hell we are al a bit fucked BUT

If you are a shemale you are still a dude no matter what. You have to tell people who you meet in that way and make it totally clear to them, same as if you had aids.

QFT, if she looked female enough before then you just assume she's some sort of hermaphodite and don't ask questions.

I know all there is to know about the crying game
Ive had my share of the crying game

First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are
Youre sayin goodbye

One day soon Im gonna tell the moon about the crying game
And if he knows maybe hell explain

Why there are heartaches, why there are tears
And what to do to stop feeling blue
When love disappears

I know all there is to know about the crying game
Ive had my share of the crying game

First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are
Youre sayin goodbye

Dont want no more of the crying game
Dont want no more of the crying game
Dont want no more of the crying game
Dont want no more of the crying game

Vomit, beat it for lying to me and itself, steal something and leave.


Yeah beat it up good but remember to practice safe sex and use a condom. I don't know about the vomiting thing that's almost 2girls1cup territory. Stealing stuff is always fun too.

Penis or no. She's is still getting out of bed to make me a sammich after.

What would you do this situation?
Stick it in 'her' p00p4r!



And don't you dare pull the "GTFO TotSE, chanfag" stunt with me, mister.

burn him/her alive.

if you get that reference, plus 2 to you.

Vomit, beat it for lying to me and itself, steal something and leave.

Thats what I would do

Get head and then leave.

Vomit, beat it for lying to me and itself, steal something and leave.

Your views are overly progressive jack. I don't mind if people want to mutillate themselves and be freaks because they have weird issues, hell we are al a bit fucked BUT

If you are a shemale you are still a dude no matter what. You have to tell people who you meet in that way and make it totally clear to them, same as if you had aids.

Um...even though they WERE born a man, it isn't really like you're sleeping with a man. If you were to grow up never knowing that women had a pussy, would you still be attracted to femininity?

Yeah beat it up good but remember to practice safe sex and use a condom. I don't know about the vomiting thing that's almost 2girls1cup territory. Stealing stuff is always fun too.

LOL, this was fucking good. Nice play!

Nothing wrong with trying things once. You never know, you might like it :o

ugh...

Shake hands with HIM, say have a good night, leave, and get a strong drink.

Well, in my opinion, nothing wrong with these women. I personally have a very soft spot in my heart for them.

Lawl wtf, why would anyone sleep with a shemale, its like "lul how do i sexd?"

Sticking dick in a shemales ass would be more nasty than sucking off a horse.

Hypothetically.

5char

Why would you think that anal with her would be any different than anal with a 'real' woman?

Only difference is that she can return the favour :)

Shemale really needs to be defined. Like, still has a penis? I mean, do you mean transexual? Transvestite? Hermaphrodite?

I assume he means a pre-op tranny (ie tits and dick).

Why would you think that anal with her would be any different than anal with a 'real' woman?

Only difference is that she can return the favour

fixed

Come on closer, won't you tell me what you got
Wait a minute girl, you're something that you're not
Big cities screaming, driving feathers to and fro
Brass in pocket, thought you hit it when you walked up to my door
I've been down this road so long
Seen miles and miles of freaks before

Get out the door
Get out the door
Gonna kick you when I saw what you were packing
Gonna kick it out the door
Get out the door
Gonna kick you when I saw what you were packing
Gonna kick it out the door

Like Transformers girl there's more than meets the eye
Another beer and then I mighta end up buyin'
The city screams it's full of Angelos and Toms
Never underestimate the danger of sunset boulevard
I've been down this road so long
Seen miles and miles of freaks before

I've been down this road so long
That miles and miles of freaks before
Think I stop and think I strong
But never could I been so wrong, so wrong

1) fellatio
2) anal
3) as long as they keep a skirt on,its fine

This is weird, I based a college project on this precise subject. Even made a video advert for it.

Haha, I'd love to see that.

I assume he means a pre-op tranny (ie tits and dick).

Eh if heshe is hot, heshe is hot.

Haha, I'd love to see that.

I would offer to up it to youtube, but trust me, it's really really terrible.

It was a great idea at the time, but it ended up sucking pretty badly.

Agreed. Preferably something about as strong as turpentine or paint thinner.


Then again, after about 30 drinks or so I might be able to be convinced to try something new.

You should all appreciate hot regardless of gender.

I'm sorry...no, just no. I would much rather put my dick in a shemale's ass, then suck off a horse.

Why would you think that anal with her would be any different than anal with a 'real' woman?

Only difference is that she can return the favour :)

LOL!

Haha, I'd love to see that.

Lol, I bet you would...

good answers

whats a jimmy hat? a condom?

whats a jimmy hat? a condom?

yes.. a jimmy hat is a condom