Anyone have a website or Torrent of a movie I can download and show my girlfriend?

...

Not porn. Seriously.

Just need a "how to" guide.

She's "ok" at it... but I'm "her first" and she's still impressionable.

Also, any solutions I can give her to get that "icky taste/feeling" out of the back of her throat? I've yet to finish from a BJ because it bothers her so she doesn't do it to long.

Fuck getting a BJ with a condom on.

Thanks.

Is it that hard to tell her to suck on the tip, lick the shaft, and don't neglect the balls?

Also, any solutions I can give her to get that "icky taste/feeling"

Dip your knob in chocolate sauce.

I've never seen anything along the lines of blowjob instructions that werernt poorly drawn cartoons, sorry man.

Dip your knob in chocolate sauce.

I've never seen anything along the lines of blowjob instructions that werernt poorly drawn cartoons, sorry man.

Well, I mean, a Sue Johanson clip or something would benefit me greatly.

There are plenty of "How to give a girl an orgasm" guides and movies on the web... Should go both ways.

Tell her to have fun. If she's enjoying it you will too. And emphasize on the no teeth rule, otherwise she wont realize she's doing it wrong.

She really can't learn a lot from watching videos, you need to talk her through it. Just a gentle 'that feels good' or 'ow shit that hurts' every so often should do the trick.

As for the taste, try keeping a glass of juice (or wine?) or something near the bed so she can rinse when needed. It'll also keep her mouth nice and wet, and you'll be gratefull for that.

There are plenty of "How to give a girl an orgasm" guides and movies on the web... Should go both ways.

Yeah.. men shouldn't be that complex, really... We're not difficult in that respect.

Zaknafein.

I know all of that...

It's just, the self confidence factor coming in to play. It doesn't matter how many times I tell her it feels good she still feels like she has no idea what she's doing so it's obviously going to reflect.

Seriously, anyone log Sue Johanson episodes or something?

I remember HBO has a mid night special about a girl who taught other girls how to give BJ's...

Too bad I can't remember the name of it. And no, it wasn't Pornocopia.

Have her read these guides, they seem very comprehensive.

http://www.sexinfo101.com/pm_fellatio.shtml
http://www.sexinfo101.com/pm_fellatiosecrets.shtml
http://www.sexinfo101.com/pm_handtechniques.shtml

I don't think I've ever seen a video guide to blowjobs, but this site has lots of great handjob ideas she can elaborate on:
http://www.handjobadvice.com/hand-job-advice-intro.html

Hopefully she won't be offended that you want her to improve her technique.

http://i7.tinypic.com/71f5pw0.jpg

open in winrar.

i can't say i've read the blowjob part though. just grabbed it from /b/ one thursday.

that HBO thing was real sex, altho i am sure otehr shows like cathouse may have done it as well. but i am positive that there is a really good real sex episode (if not more than one) that has directions.

also, one other i know of that gives rather good instructions is called 'guide to a world class blow job' that you download on a torrent site.

hope that helps!

Get some of this stuff:
http://www.nitetimetoys.com/lubricants/img/good-head_d.jpg

It's really minty and tastes good, and will keep the taste that your girlfriend is complaining about out of her mouth. Have her put it as far back in her throat as possible.

As someone else said, be vocal. If something feels good, make sure you tell her. Same goes for if she's doing something you don't like.

Give her time to get used to it. With the first guy I gave head to, I only did it two or three times, and for like 5 minutes each time. With the guy I'm with now, I've done it for up to an hour without stopping. Her jaw is probably starting to hurt, she feels like she doesn't know what she's doing, and she's not really that into it, so it's understandable that she doesn't want to spend a lot of time doing it. Just give her time, and she'll start spending more time down there, especially if you compliment her on how good she is at it.

Get some of this stuff:
[img]With the guy I'm with now, I've done it for up to an hour without stopping.

You must give the shittiest head in the world.
OP, don't listen to this girl.

You must give the shittiest head in the world.
OP, don't listen to this girl.

Why not? I gave valid advice.

Do you have anything to contribute? Oh, that's right, you don't. So shut the fuck up.

Why not? I gave valid advice.

Do you have anything to contribute? Oh, that's right, you don't. So shut the fuck up.

I barely ever have anything to contribute . My point was that your advice was invalid due to your shitty head giving skills.

Make a guy cum one time and think you can teach a class on the subject jeez.

I barely ever have anything to contribute . My point was that your advice was invalid due to your shitty head giving skills.

Make a guy cum one time and think you can teach a class on the subject jeez.

All of the advice was directed at the boyfriend, not the girlfriend, and I wasn't teaching a class. So once again, shut the fuck up.

Why not? I gave valid advice.

Do you have anything to contribute? Oh, that's right, you don't. So shut the fuck up.

Lol, for some reason I like seeing you tell him to shut the fuck up.

All of the advice was directed at the boyfriend, not the girlfriend, and I wasn't teaching a class. So once again, shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I mean even I'll agree that your advice was pretty good. Exactly what I would of said. Compliment her when she gives you head, when she wants to stop. I would say stop immediately and go into something else, maybe eating her out if that is what you like to do....lol.

Anyways, enough advice here, just adding this shit in...you know?

Lol, for some reason I like seeing you tell him to shut the fuck up.


You have the strangest fucking fetishes...



Anyways, op. It's not the sort of thing you can get a tutorial for. And its surprisingly difficult to teach her what you want. The best way to do it is to bring in a more experienced cock sucker and have her give your girl pointers. Sure, it may sound crude, and it may take some talking her into it, but it's without a doubt the most efficient method.

I know you said no porn but seriously theres sum whores can can suck some fucking dick in porn. Maybe if your gf saw a few movies she would be able to pick up on a few tricks.

if you can find a video of it. http://www.brandibelle.com/t1/pps=comein/shoots/jb3094.htm

slap your girlfriend in the face for not like the taste of your cock.

seriously what an insult.

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3784059/Brandi_Belle_-_4_simple_ways_to_please_your_man_while_sucking_hi

I don't know if it works, though.

Is it weird showing your girlfriend how to give a blowjob through websites?

I think it is.

Yes.

Seriously, the best thing you can do is PRACTICE. Or beat her into submission.

She knows I ask &Totse.

I've book marked and saved the things you guys sent. Thanks for the advice.

Eventually... if she does decide to read this stuff and not chicken out I'll tell you guys how it went.

Thanks

Post a video of her technique so we can judge it and give helpful comments

this.

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3784059/Brandi_Belle_-_4_simple_ways_to_please_your_man_while_sucking_hi

I don't know if it works, though.

Don't bother downloading this. It's just a video of a girl giving a guy head while another girl watches. Both girls are fully clothed, and it's really gay. Not even worth it for 'personal' purposes.

edit: the guy even goes limp towards the end.

Wasnt there a blowjob guide posted here on totse ages ago and archived? or did we lose them valuable archives?

A girl's guide to 21st century sex.

It is a good doco series which should explain it all. They should have used that series instead of getting some manly broad with a mustache saying "Sex is bad. Be embarrassed. Condoms are Evil. Only do it when you are married or your kids will be bastards."

Thinking back on it, i wonder if she was even female.

It'll be really hard for your girl to be told that it isn't good enough.

How about, when something feels good, you express that there and then, so she learns without feeling bad about herself?

You have the strangest fucking fetishes...

Lol, is there something wrong with liking assertive women? I want a challenge, not someone I can easily bend to my will.

It'll be really hard for your girl to be told that it isn't good enough.

How about, when something feels good, you express that there and then, so she learns without feeling bad about herself?

This is what I said!

I think I remember seeing this bomb ass bitch give sex advice to females on you tube... I suggest searching there.

Ditto. Latino/something like that. Anything she said creeped me out mostly because how she said it, to no end, but apparently it was decent advice.