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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-11-25, 20:43
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yoshimipirate 
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so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
I was getting my penis sucked by this Japanese girl and I could feel her teeth on either end of my penis, scraping away as she bobbed her head up and down. I squirmed to let her know I was in pain, but she must have thought they were squirms of pleasure. So, then I kindly whispered "try not to use your teeth. it sort of hurts." She made a weird noise and I took her by the back of the head and deep throated her, she bit my penis, pulled all the way up to the head, where I knew she would probably rip the tip of my dick off, and so I punched her in the temple. She proceeded to look confused and then offended. Japanese girls are fucking stupid. Don't get head from people who don't understand English. I sent her off to the couch so that I could masturbate.
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#2
 2007-11-25, 20:52
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
k....
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#3
 2007-11-25, 20:53
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/trolls.JPG
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#4
 2007-11-25, 21:04
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theIG 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
Well, I lol'd
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#5
 2007-11-25, 21:20
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river_of_ash 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
Well, I lol'd
Damn it, so did I.
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#6
 2007-11-25, 21:25
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Flamethrowa 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
Well, I lol'd
This.
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#7
 2007-11-25, 22:02
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
THIS is why the idea of exchange students died, people!
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#8
 2007-11-25, 23:23
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DesertRebel 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
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Originally Posted by yoyobek
THIS is why the idea of exchange students died, people!
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Sounded to me like he was he was doing a Japanese Prostitute.
Next time, give her more than 5 yen man.
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#9
 2007-11-26, 01:47
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Beautiful British Columbia ©
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
shed love u longa time if u gave her beaucoup de money.
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#10
 2007-11-26, 02:41
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river_of_ash 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
Lol. Because this thread hasn't been closed yet, after so long, I have concluded that this thread is full of hyper win.
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#11
 2007-11-26, 02:48
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/trolls.JPG
I dont get it...
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#12
 2007-11-26, 02:53
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gr4381582 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
The Japs are still mad about WWII.
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#13
 2007-11-26, 02:59
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
I dont get it...
Trolls?
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#14
 2007-11-26, 03:05
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
Fuck the world not the people.
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#15
 2007-11-26, 04:06
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yoshimipirate 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
Trolls?
Those are shitty trolls.
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#16
 2007-11-26, 04:38
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fat_people_suck 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
PCup1
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#17
 2007-11-26, 08:13
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chubbyman25 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
¼
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#18
 2007-11-26, 08:40
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
IMA HYJACKING DIS THREAD WIT SEXY JAPANWEASE GIRLZ
http://tinyurl.com/yt7tq9
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#19
 2007-11-26, 09:22
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
She was probably getting you back for making her suck your dick under your cold, drafty bridge.
Japs eh?
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#20
 2007-11-26, 17:06
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
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Originally Posted by psycho_8b
She was probably getting you back for making her suck your dick under your cold, drafty bridge.
Japs eh?
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...Raping Tinkerbell.
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#21
 2007-11-26, 19:51
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stab 
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Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...
I love your story, fuckhead.
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