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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-11-25, 20:43
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Default so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...

I was getting my penis sucked by this Japanese girl and I could feel her teeth on either end of my penis, scraping away as she bobbed her head up and down. I squirmed to let her know I was in pain, but she must have thought they were squirms of pleasure. So, then I kindly whispered "try not to use your teeth. it sort of hurts." She made a weird noise and I took her by the back of the head and deep throated her, she bit my penis, pulled all the way up to the head, where I knew she would probably rip the tip of my dick off, and so I punched her in the temple. She proceeded to look confused and then offended. Japanese girls are fucking stupid. Don't get head from people who don't understand English. I sent her off to the couch so that I could masturbate.
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Old 2007-11-25, 20:52
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totse
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k....
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Old 2007-11-25, 20:53
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Valhalla
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http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/trolls.JPG
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Old 2007-11-25, 21:04
theIG theIG is offline
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Default Re: so i told this girl to stop using her teeth...

Well, I lol'd
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Old 2007-11-25, 21:20
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Well, I lol'd

Damn it, so did I.
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Old 2007-11-25, 21:25
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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Well, I lol'd

This.
 #7 
Old 2007-11-25, 22:02
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THIS is why the idea of exchange students died, people!
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Old 2007-11-25, 23:23
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
THIS is why the idea of exchange students died, people!


Sounded to me like he was he was doing a Japanese Prostitute.

Next time, give her more than 5 yen man.
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Old 2007-11-26, 01:47
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shed love u longa time if u gave her beaucoup de money.
 #10 
Old 2007-11-26, 02:41
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Lol. Because this thread hasn't been closed yet, after so long, I have concluded that this thread is full of hyper win.
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Old 2007-11-26, 02:48
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http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/trolls.JPG

I dont get it...
 #12 
Old 2007-11-26, 02:53
gr4381582 gr4381582 is offline
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The Japs are still mad about WWII.
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Old 2007-11-26, 02:59
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Valhalla
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I dont get it...

Trolls?
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Old 2007-11-26, 03:05
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Fuck the world not the people.
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Old 2007-11-26, 04:06
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Trolls?

Those are shitty trolls.
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Old 2007-11-26, 04:38
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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PCup1
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Old 2007-11-26, 08:13
chubbyman25 chubbyman25 is offline
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¼
 #18 
Old 2007-11-26, 08:40
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IMA HYJACKING DIS THREAD WIT SEXY JAPANWEASE GIRLZ

http://tinyurl.com/yt7tq9
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Old 2007-11-26, 09:22
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East end
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She was probably getting you back for making her suck your dick under your cold, drafty bridge.

Japs eh?
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Old 2007-11-26, 17:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by psycho_8b
She was probably getting you back for making her suck your dick under your cold, drafty bridge.

Japs eh?


...Raping Tinkerbell.
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Old 2007-11-26, 19:51
stab stab is offline
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I love your story, fuckhead.
 
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