The only catch is it has to be someone you know...

Heres how it works..

1.Post a butt with your rating.
2.Then people will rate it from 1-10..
10 =best 1= worst.


TOTSE rate this butt !

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb77/FrankenGoon/butt.jpg

i give it a 10.

Inb4lock.

I give it a 7.

Edit: After seeing everbody else's ratings, I return to my original score of a 4. I gave it a 7 to avoid 'ZoMg ur just jelus cuz ur but dun look lyke dat post pics of ur ass plz kthxbai.'

That butt gets a 6 due to lack of an actual butt, and more of just a flat space with what would be a nice butt, were there actually a butt there.

Why would this get locked?

I'm trying to figure out which bottoms totseans find most attractive...

Its an experiment.

Because you're posting pictures of other people without their knowledge/consent.

i have consent...

She is reading this thread right now...Im sure she would have posted it herself.. but totse never senther the confirmation email and its been 6months.

That's not much of a butt....

lol rating please?

oh and maybe you should post a butt then.

I bet you like gigantic butts that can be used as a shelf?

http://www.davinciinstitute.com/new/admin/content/FCKeditor/uploads/Great%20Butt%2051.jpg

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff55/tmillz187/hairball.jpg

Sweet jesus no. But i did expect something like that in here.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff55/tmillz187/hairball.jpg

That has got to be weave.

Yeah, of course someone's going to post goatse at some point..... I probably won't read this thread again for that sole reason.
*Shudders*

An attraction to goatse is a symbol of serious psychological disturbance.

But if you still have any aversion to goatse, you don't belong on totse.

The healthy median of us just tune it out for the most part.

EDIT: Btw OP, she looks like she's 12. Thats one of the saddest asses i've seen in a while.

An attraction to goatse is a symbol of serious psychological disturbance.

But if you still have any aversion to goatse, you don't belong on totse.

The healthy median of us just tune it out for the most part.

EDIT: Btw OP, she looks like she's 12. Thats one of the saddest asses i've seen in a while.

Dammit, I said I wasn't going to read this thread again.......
I suppose that answers the second part of your post.
Doesn't mean I can't shudder at the thought.
*Shudders*

thats not much of an ass, man. i mean, its not like i wouldnt love to dive right into it, but come on.

and for the record, i AM one of those people who like big asses that you can use as a shelf.

Took the words right out of my mouth...

http://i17.tinypic.com/8a37jfk.jpg

Not WOW. I'd give her an 8.

Yer lucky. I only have just over a 6 to give her.

Yer lucky. I only have just over a 6 to give her.

Are you some sort of retarded person? A 1-10 scale assumes 5 is average. Thus, giving her a 6 means you think she is just ever so slightly above average. If you think so about that chick, you need to get out more.

Are you some sort of retarded person? A 1-10 scale assumes 5 is average. Thus, giving her a 6 means you think she is just ever so slightly above average. If you think so about that chick, you need to get out more.

-->QFT

Are you some sort of retarded person? A 1-10 scale assumes 5 is average. Thus, giving her a 6 means you think she is just ever so slightly above average. If you think so about that chick, you need to get out more.

I was talking inches...

I was talking inches...

Was I the only one who picked up on that?

Good job outwitting Totse.

Are you some sort of retarded person? A 1-10 scale assumes 5 is average. Thus, giving her a 6 means you think she is just ever so slightly above average. If you think so about that chick, you need to get out more.

Are you some sort of retarded person?

Read it like this:
"I'd give her my 8 inch."
"Yer lucky. I only have just over a 6 to give her."

He wasn't talking about ranks. It was a joke that you're too retarded to get.

EDIT: fuckers posted before i was done

God Byss is retarded.

Moonie, <3 2 u.

wow i totally missed that i guess being stoned on teh internets aint a good idea

Fucking 0. No, fuck that. A -10. Eat a damn sandwich.

http://i17.tinypic.com/8a37jfk.jpg

Not WOW. I'd give her an 8.

5. Nothing special but it doesn't look bad. Just average.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2949/36491cam03581221083loansy2.jpg
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8127/36497cam0359122938loanoci2.jpg

Now this is an ass. You can smack it, grab it, use it as a pillow, etc etc you guys know the deal. Plus it has a shape which the first two lack. I give this one a 7.5 out of ten. Not the best ever but its certainly above average.

Was I the only one who picked up on that?



No, it was clearly obvious.

Fucking 0. No, fuck that. A -10. Eat a damn sandwich.



5. Nothing special but it doesn't look bad. Just average.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2949/36491cam03581221083loansy2.jpg
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8127/36497cam0359122938loanoci2.jpg

Now this is an ass. You can smack it, grab it, use it as a pillow, etc etc you guys know the deal. Plus it has a shape which the first two lack. I give this one a 7.5 out of ten. Not the best ever but its certainly above average.

^That jawn is an ass right there. Nice!

Was I the only one who picked up on that?

Good job outwitting Totse.

*raises hand* I got it

Gentlemen, I give you a grade A ass--my woman's.

http://img2.putfile.com/main/11/32603491220.jpg

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6409/1195419757074mk1.jpg

G-G-GODLIKE!!!

Maybe its because I haven't yet got enough caffeine into my nicotine stream but I can't actually think of a reason to close this.

If however you are posting a personal pic of someone you know DO ensure you have their permission.

you dont wanna close it cus theres potential that more of totse will post amazing ass?

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6409/1195419757074mk1.jpg

G-G-GODLIKE!!!

yeah. 9, definitely.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/discipline_light.jpg

Mean red snapper!

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8148/serengibsonko9.jpg
Just right.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1905/253429469675680/1600/keyra-augustina-red-lingerie-strip-tease-2.jpg

When ever I think hot ass, that chick will always pop into my mind.

http://www.aclasscelebs.com/wallpaper/images/girl_ramona_drews001.jpg

Damit you guys arent helping my sex problem.

Man! I'm gettin' a hot-ass-dick!

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/hot_ass.jpg


Want to see ALL of her?

Linky?

Why of course (http://www.transsexuals.bz/the-most-perfect-ts-and-shemale-ass-in-the-world).

Don't say your mod doesn't ever do anything for yous!

Hottest asses are in the video of destination unknown, just youtube it and thank me later.

i know to look at the link before opening
lol
so glad i didnt click that

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b116/horta/hot_ass.jpg


She can ride my dick (www.meatspin.com) any day of the week.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6409/1195419757074mk1.jpg

G-G-GODLIKE!!!

6

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8148/serengibsonko9.jpg
Just right.

9.5

it seeems that the angle and postitioning is more important than the actual ass.

6

You wrote that 9 upside down you filthy cunt.

i present to you:

http://rapidshare.com/files/45513650/Volleyball_butts.zip (best collection ever!)

and

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=keyra&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

and

http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl1182.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl1401.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl1030.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl0951.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl0210.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl0704.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl0938.jpg

i proudly present to you:

http://rapidshare.com/files/45513650/Volleyball_butts.zip

and

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=keyra&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

and

http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl1182.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl1401.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl1030.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl0951.jpg
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/1400/Girl0210.jpg




happy fapping.

You fail at img linking.

i present to you:

http://rapidshare.com/files/45513650/Volleyball_butts.zip (best collection ever!)


Hopefully this will be good, and make me want to sex more women then I already do.

I will report back with my findings.

http://images.celebset.net/pics/B/Buffie%20The%20Body2007697552951600.jpg

Lol...

[overkill]

Whats she get?

20?
30?

Hopefully this will be good, and make me want to sex more women then I already do.

I will report back with my findings.

Alright, I definitely need to get my hands on a volleyball bitch...HOTdamn

now many white people could appreciate that...you must be black

9

good butt and strong thighs get my approval. She looks a bit too toned though, if that's possible.

i'd hit it no problem

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6409/1195419757074mk1.jpg


http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8148/serengibsonko9.jpg
Just right.

Simply looking at the ass alone, I think these two are about equal, and the best in the thread. And to the OP, I think that's a cute bum. I give it an 8.

Keyra agustina ftw:
http://usuarios.fotolog.cl/k/e/Keyra-Agustina/05112005-23_11_41.jpg
http://www.ecuaworld.com/ecuablog/media/2/keyra01.jpg
http://www.obuolys.lt/klubas/files/thumbs/t_keyra_agustina008_178.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/ceddie2003/keyra_agustina_14_011.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/ceddie2003/keyra_agustina_14_011.jpg
http://www.rockyjay.com/photos/keyra_agustina/keyraagustina11.jpg

Shit is disgusting. It's all fatty and just like gross. I give it a 2.5 maybe at best.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8148/serengibsonko9.jpg
Just right.

damnit, now i HAVE to masturbate
edit: success!

i dont understand the allure of this girl at all. yes, she looks good but from that shot i'd say that the ass is the least attractive of all the parts.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6409/1195419757074mk1.jpg

best ass in the thread IMO. It matches my personal prefference so I'll give it a 10.

It's so cute :3

damnit, now i HAVE to masturbate
edit: success!

haha
her name is Seren Gibson btw
Google her, shes hottt

best ass in the thread IMO. It matches my personal prefference so I'll give it a 10.

It's so cute :3

And scent of the flower? Can ye picture it? :p

And scent of the flower? Can ye picture it? :p

BROWN-EYE-TIME!!!! Everyone knows you don't sniff her butt, you put your penis in it. Well; unless you wanna sniff her butt... In which case, all the power to you.

i dont understand the allure of this girl at all. yes, she looks good but from that shot i'd say that the ass is the least attractive of all the parts.

That photo was taken for an FHM photos shoot, they wouldn't put an ugly girl in their magazine.

That photo was taken for an FHM photos shoot, they wouldn't put an ugly girl in their magazine.

But her ass is all fat and jiggly.

That photo was taken for an FHM photos shoot, they wouldn't put an ugly girl in their magazine.


never said she was ugly.

never said she was ugly.

I did.

Something about her face.

I think her eyes and nose are too big relative to the rest of her features.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9917/girl1030lb2.th.jpg (http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=girl1030lb2.jpg)

Winner.

Winner.

This, if it was higher res.

Game over, Agustina wins. No competition:

http://www.aztepajas.com/fotos/keyra-maxim/images/022lx_jpg.jpg
http://www.aztepajas.com/fotos/keyra-maxim/images/035yv_jpg.jpg


Seriously.

Keyra
http://www.obuolys.lt/klubas/files/thumbs/t_keyra_agustina008_178.jpg



winnar!

This is easily the one of the best threads on S&A right now (for other somewhat unrelated greatness, see jack's gritty work. Bring popcorn.)

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/ea/Asses.jpg
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3c/Vida3.jpg

[QUOTE=Name's Taken;9191995]Keyra agustina ftw:
http://usuarios.fotolog.cl/k/e/Keyra-Agustina/05112005-23_11_41.jpg


11.

http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/search/label/sexy%20videos


Here's two videos for your viewing pleasure.

EHEM. :D

EDIT: Proud to be an Argentinian. =']

EHEM. :D

EDIT: Proud to be an Argentinian. =']

I thought you were an expatriate?

I thought you were an expatriate?

Well.. I lived in the states 6 years, but I was born here in Argentina. I moved back 3 years ago.

sorry about the small sizes, i uploaded them again:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9505/girl0704as8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3159/girl0938im6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5781/girl0951al5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1193/girl1030aa3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7471/girl1182wo7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8416/girl1401ft4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7941/legsdw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6716/mirror192jo5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7589/mirror323pg7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7912/syntheticgeekslf1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6780/volleyball068yu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/862/volleyball085ke5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1908/girl0131eu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3923/youaregettinghornyzl6er3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8416/girl1401ft4.jpg

Good god, if it wasn't for the guitar and the slightly different desk I almost thought that was my gf, the ass/jeans/sweater/thong is a match for what she has. O_o Would've been massively weird.

in that case your girlfriend has a very nice ass. two thumbs up!

http://www.badgirlpotd.com/galleries/honeysbuns/tgp/09/6.jpg

By far the juiciest and best.

Hey is there a chance that anybody has an activated weloveteengirls.com account that I can use?

Just throwin' it out there.

Bumped for further interest.

In that case, that is your girlfriend, just not at your house or her own.

http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=908449
Large and round and gets bonus points for being very firm. I mean like a super ball lol.

8.5

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8148/serengibsonko9.jpg
Just right.

i think i no her! no lie!

in that case your girlfriend has a very nice ass. two thumbs up!

Why thank you, and yes, I rather like it. :D

In that case, that is your girlfriend, just not at your house or her own.

:(

Seriously, this is like the 3rd time I've done a double take on that pic scrolling past it, it's eerie.

I think tapping that tonight will take my mind off of it.

<.< >.>

meh, this is stupid but i did a google image search for this thread and im not into anything animated but this caught my eye.

this for me is the absolute 10, should it exist in real life.


http://www.meshcore.com/fullrespromos/body3.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1905/253429469675680/1600/keyra-augustina-argentina-10-3.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1905/253429469675680/1600/keyra-augustina-ass-white-pant-strip-tease1.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1905/253429469675680/1600/keyra-augustina-ass-assorted-thong3.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1905/253429469675680/1600/keyra-augustina-ass-face-and-mouth-shot5.jpg

Why thank you, and yes, I rather like it. :D



:(

Seriously, this is like the 3rd time I've done a double take on that pic scrolling past it, it's eerie.

I think tapping that tonight will take my mind off of it.

<.< >.>

haha show her the photo!

Hey, you got a none nude version of this for my background? Don't want nudity on the desktop really.....

Hey, you got a none nude version of this for my background? Don't want nudity on the desktop really.....

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/358/2/c/post_apocalyptic_undies_by_blackhearted.jpg

Enjoy.

Fag, nobody likes hairy asshole.

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&svnum=10&hl=en&safe=off&q=stacy+keibler+ass

http://www.hafif.org/imaj/freefreshfish/vida-guerra-02.jpg

http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~kfisher2/index_files/Vida%20Guerra%20nice.jpg

10 hands down

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/358/2/c/post_apocalyptic_undies_by_blackhearted.jpg

Enjoy.


Thanks man! Brilliant +111




http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=131722632

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1930359

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6409/1195419757074mk1.jpg

G-G-GODLIKE!!!


for the win 9

haha show her the photo!

Well, I did.

'hey *(name)*, come check this out'

* she walks up*

"whats that"

'a picture..'

"..when did you take..."

"hey wait.. that's not me... is it?"

^lulz:)

http://i19.tinypic.com/80yy5vm.jpg

Bad angle. But still.

my ex

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x2/miroba/0621072237.jpg

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x2/miroba/0621072236a.jpg

sorry for the bad pic quality

This thread delivers!!

Well, I did.

'hey *(name)*, come check this out'

* she walks up*

"whats that"

'a picture..'

"..when did you take..."

"hey wait.. that's not me... is it?"

Split-second shit attck.

http://www.kindindustries.com/pics/2a4ef22ee749b35af709128c3abdf422_A.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/7100/jamieeason2pr9.jpg

Yeah, she's intimidating with that fit body and all, but smokin' hot nonetheless.

That's my kinda ass. That and Keyra of course.

yeah jamie eason is really fuckin good looking.

Dude, that is a terrible ass.

http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1195783381/Nice_Asses_Make_the_World_a_Better_Place
(http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1195783381/Nice_Asses_Make_the_World_a_Better_Place)