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 #1 
Old 2007-11-22, 09:33
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Default My son is sitting up all by himself!!!

Proud mommy moment.. :p He's also getting his first tooth in on the bottom.. I'm so proud of my boo boo.. hahaha.. Sorry..

Anyone make you proud this week?

I didn't know where this thread should go.. lol
 #2 
Old 2007-11-22, 09:55
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Valhalla
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I'm not too proud of myself, but that's a whole nother story.
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Old 2007-11-22, 10:08
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Cool. He's got a legacy to live up to.

http://overcompensating.com/
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Old 2007-11-22, 10:31
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You know, I kinda feel sorry for your son... 14 years from now, all he'll hear is "Dude... your mum's a MILF".
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Old 2007-11-22, 11:52
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Originally Posted by Kyoki
You know, I kinda feel sorry for your son... 14 years from now, all he'll hear is "Dude... your mum's a MILF".


I get that a lot about both my parents.. lol..
 #6 
Old 2007-11-22, 12:29
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My mum bears a disturbing resemblance to Nicole Kidman, to the point that a cab driver asked for her autograph. The day my friends hit puberty...
 #7 
Old 2007-11-22, 12:37
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Awwwwww

:)

Big Moment, make sure you take pics cos years later you'll regret it if you don't-trust me.

And yes this certainly belongs here.
 #8 
Old 2007-11-22, 13:32
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Originally Posted by jackketch
Awwwwww

:)

Big Moment, make sure you take pics cos years later you'll regret it if you don't-trust me.

And yes this certainly belongs here.


On top of it! I'll post them after we have our feast I'm working my ass off for.. :p
 #9 
Old 2007-11-22, 13:34
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dodging the rain and tractors
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my ass .. :p

Again, post pix :P
 #10 
Old 2007-11-22, 18:36
GloriousG GloriousG is offline
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Fuck your son, what a noob, he just learned to sit up, I learned to sit up like 19 years ago.

ya MILF!

wait don't post pics of your son, but you can post a pic of yourself ;)
 #11 
Old 2007-11-22, 20:42
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lolmfaomgwtfbbqt
 #12 
Old 2007-11-23, 02:02
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pics or it didn't happen
 #13 
Old 2007-11-23, 02:14
KamikazePimp KamikazePimp is offline
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My daughter can eat mashed potatoes like she did today. Her visit made my day.

She's the sunshine in a world of darkness and confusion.

--KP
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Old 2007-11-23, 03:36
DesertRebel DesertRebel is offline
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I sat up today all by myself too! :D
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Old 2007-11-23, 04:44
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Congratulations!

The little dude can now serve as a hatrack.....and with that, officially has a more useful purpose in this world than its father.
 #16 
Old 2007-11-23, 05:57
Pingy Pingy is offline
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more useful purpose in this world than its father.

Rape has always been used as an effective means of intimidation during invasion or occupation.
 #17 
Old 2007-11-24, 02:27
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Originally Posted by DaGuru
Congratulations!

The little dude can now serve as a hatrack.....and with that, officially has a more useful purpose in this world than its father.


/sad, yo.
 #18 
Old 2007-11-24, 02:30
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dodging the rain and tractors
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I sat up today all by myself too! :D


On a site where half the boys can't wank and surf at the same time that's quite a feat.
 #19 
Old 2007-11-24, 02:34
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Valhalla
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Congratulations!

The little dude can now serve as a hatrack.....and with that, officially has a more useful purpose in this world than its father.

/sad, yo.

Epic
 #20 
Old 2007-11-24, 15:42
Docta? Docta? is offline
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In 12 hours, my daughter will be 1 week old. She can't sit up or anything yet, but I'm still proud!
 #21 
Old 2007-11-24, 16:01
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Valhalla
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In 12 hours, my daughter will be 1 week old. She can't sit up or anything yet, but I'm still proud!


If she was born Nov 18 that is the most epic thing ever, since Nov 18 is my birthday.

Also, in a non-perverted way, post pics. Babies are adorable. Put a hat on her too.
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Old 2007-11-24, 16:05
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Originally Posted by Docta?
In 12 hours, my daughter will be 1 week old. She can't sit up or anything yet, but I'm still proud!


Kudos, props, congrats......^Fuckin5....... Docta.


How's that precious commodity known as "sleep" going on your end??? Muaa...Muaaa.....MUAAAHHAAHAHHHHAHAHA!!!
 #23 
Old 2007-11-24, 16:34
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I get that a lot about both my parents.. lol..

Your father's a MILF? EEK!Confused
 #24 
Old 2007-11-25, 01:41
Docta? Docta? is offline
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http://i16.tinypic.com/8btj13a.jpg

Sleep has been minimal. I have 3 weeks paternity leave from work. I'm hoping she gets into a better sleeping pattern before I start back.
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Old 2007-11-25, 01:45
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Originally Posted by Docta?
http://i16.tinypic.com/8btj13a.jpg

Sleep has been minimal. I have 3 weeks paternity leave from work. I'm hoping she gets into a better sleeping pattern before I start back.


You think you ain't sleeping now? Wait til she brings her first boyfriend home.

God I'm feeling broody again.

Beautiful baby.
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Old 2007-11-25, 01:47
CDAWG CDAWG is offline
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yea sitting up is nothing. when he learn to write his name..i'll be impressed.
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Old 2007-11-25, 03:18
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Valhalla
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Originally Posted by Docta?
http://i16.tinypic.com/8btj13a.jpg

Sleep has been minimal. I have 3 weeks paternity leave from work. I'm hoping she gets into a better sleeping pattern before I start back.


What a cutie.
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Old 2007-11-25, 04:18
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You think you ain't sleeping now? Wait til she brings her first boyfriend home.

God I'm feeling broody again.

Beautiful baby.

She's so chunky... I love chunky babies.. They're way too cute.. My son was 3 weeks early.. :( He wasn't a chunky baby.. but he was still cute..

Both of my kids came into this world sleeping through the night..

Try your hardest to keep her awake a little longer during the day and put her down a little later at night.. Don't keep her awake all day.. but don't let her sleep more than 16 hours a day..

Good luck!
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Old 2007-11-25, 05:40
WonkierBubble WonkierBubble is offline
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Fuck your son, what a noob, he just learned to sit up, I learned to sit up like 19 years ago.

i lol'ed
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Old 2007-11-25, 06:24
WonkierBubble WonkierBubble is offline
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http://i16.tinypic.com/8btj13a.jpg


I see you have taught him gang signs.
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Old 2007-11-25, 12:54
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words

We've tried, but when she's determined she'll sleep through anything.

She was a week late, so she's a big healthy baby.
 #32 
Old 2007-11-25, 19:17
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She's beautiful Docta
 #33 
Old 2007-11-26, 05:26
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We've tried, but when she's determined she'll sleep through anything.

She was a week late, so she's a big healthy baby.

At night time make sure she's sleeping in her own bed with the lights out.. Try not to stimulate her at night.. Let her know right away, night time is quiet time.. she'll catch on if you're consistent.. When she wakes for a feeding.. feed her and lay her back down.. try not to play with her or get her excited.. keep as many lights off at night as possible..

You can get her turned around no problem.. just be consistent.. :)
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Old 2007-11-26, 05:27
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Your father's a MILF? EEK!Confused

No.. My girlfriends called him a DILF.. Made me feel funny..
 
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