so last night me and my girlfriend were making out and it eventually got to me rubbing and sucking her tits and a couple minutes into that I noticed that milk was coming out of one of them when I sucked it really hard. this might make sense because I remember her complaining about her tits being sore every now and then but there is no way she could be pregnant. anyways I eventually said something like "ha we oughta get some cereal out and eat" and for whatever reason she started to cry and ran out of the house.

She is 19 and she might have had an abortion a few years prior as she used to be sexually involved with her older brother. have any girls here had something similar happen?

after she ran away I was still horny as fuck so I went to the kitchen, warmed up some milk and jacked off while I drank it.[/

Pregnancy, even aborted pregnancies can cause the breasts to lactate. As can certain types of birth control.
What you said sounds funny, but probably it wasnt to her if her past was as fucked up as you said.

Why on earth didnt you go after her?
Cock.

I knew a dude who could lactate...

Cock.

It's what he's known for. ^^

In soviet russia, soviet russians like the specimen above freak the shit out of you.

How the fuck did you know about that kind of shit, slav? And cant you fucking see sarcasm or trolling anywhere. I wonder if they only made you show tits to become mod or if ass was necessary too.

...underneath the bridge
tarp has sprung a leak...

In soviet russia, soviet russians like the specimen above freak the shit out of you.

How the fuck did you know about that kind of shit, slav? And cant you fucking see sarcasm or trolling anywhere. I wonder if they only made you show tits to become mod or if ass was necessary too.

Ahahahaha..
My god you're such a fucking retard. You insult people, and you dont even know shit about them!

Fuck you, multiple many times lots/

Ahahahaha..
My god you're such a fucking retard. You insult people, and you dont even know shit about them!

Fuck you, multiple many times lots/

I'm sorry but i do think he has a point: afterall, you are not good at detecting sarcasm or trolling, you are emotive and act on instinct and has no problem with mod abusing or giving wrong reasons for bannings.

He simply suggested that you got your modship in a way that didnt involve merit, not necessarily whoring out - that was probably just an example.

And your inability at understanding or writing simple english



Fuck you, multiple many times lots/

really doesnt help at all

Why is it that only new comers insult yoyo?

Yea, im such a newcomer, ive been on here for 6 years. It just happens this is one of the whores who keeps banning people for no reason other than their positions hurting her inflated ego.

Continuously stimulating the nipple/areola region can (and quite likely will) cause her to spontaneously lactate. This is how Adult Breastfeeding Relationships start, afterall. :D

Am I the only one who noticed that he's dating a chick who got pregnant with her brothers kid!?

.... so about those lactating nipples.

LOL! Damn, that is hilarious. You sound like a troll, but I know I would be really horny if my girl could make milk. That's hot.

*pukes*

Yeah, that has happened to me many times before. I believe it is the birth control that i'm on that caused the soreness and the lactation. It happens to some girls, especially when aroused.
She should get it checked out by her doctor, though. It could be something other than milk.

OP is a troll.

He posted this same thing about 1~2 years ago; I remember reading it.

More like YOU remember writing it. Troll.

Whatever. It just proves that MY POINT stands correct, and that yoyobek is horrible (if not unable) to detect sarcasm/trolling/irony on any level

s she used to be sexually involved with her older brother. have any girls here had something similar happen?

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WTF SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH HER OLDER BROTHER?!?!? WHAT THEEEE FUCKKK ARE U DOING WITH HER?!

troll.

troll.

No one else could tell that?

WTF SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH HER OLDER BROTHER?!?!? WHAT THEEEE FUCKKK ARE U DOING WITH HER?!

He's her younger brother.
Its a hand me down.

is what I was thinking.

this SAME EXACT thread was here last year...I remember it because it hit almost 20 pages. It was the exact same story too....NIGGER!

Because all the regulars of SA realise she's a dumb whore who'll never change. Our insult is ignoring her.