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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-10-22, 04:43 |
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 Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
http://www.myforeignbride.com/?ovchn=GGL&ovcpn=English+USA+Foreign+Brides&ovcrn=foreign+bride&ovtac=ppc&gclid=CIfy9JLYoY8CFQqZggodMiuRfA
So i fly out there
I wed a HOT forign wife with a cute accent.
I bring her back to America
Me and my wife live happily ever after.
This is too good to be true
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#2
2007-10-22, 04:55 |
genericwittyusername 
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
Not well.
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#3
2007-10-22, 05:13 |
Cant Quite Tell
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
http://www.myforeignbride.com/?ovchn=GGL&ovcpn=English+USA+Foreign+Brides&ovcrn=foreign+bride&ovtac=ppc&gclid=CIfy9JLYoY8CFQqZggodMiuRfA
So i fly out there
I wed a HOT forign wife with a cute accent.
I bring her back to America
She gives you some cool, exotic STI.
She steals your shit, then takes a kidney.
She divorces you now that she has citizenship.
???
Profit!
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#4
2007-10-22, 05:21 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
If you get one, post pics.
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#5
2007-10-22, 05:32 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love the way you're not seeing a bad side to this plan!
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#6
2007-10-22, 08:12 |
D-Loc 1605
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
She divorces you now that she has citizenship.
Profit!
Pretty much the gist of it.
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#7
2007-10-22, 13:07 |
robinhoody
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
This is too good to be trueWhy? It's just indentured servitude.
Also, don't use a site that broad. Pick one that focuses on your preferred country, like AnastasiaWeb.com.
If you get one, pixplz.
Oh, and record your new Russian sex slave saying "robinhoody rocks my va-jay-jay" in that sexy Russo-English accent.
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#8
2007-10-22, 21:47 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
Make her sex you before she marries you. Then just leave her on the side of the street.
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#9
2007-10-23, 00:09 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
The women in places like Eastern Europe, et al want the same things that women in the USA, canada, etc want, they just hide it better because they need a green card from you.
My uncle is a fat loser and got himself one of these mail order brides from the Ukraine, once she got citizenship and a decent job (she was well-educated and spoke english fluently) she left him and I think she's now dating some handsome rich dude .
Nothings easy in this life buddy. If you have to resort to importing a woman to love you then I think you should think long and hard about who you choose, the majority of them are here to pull a fast one.
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#10
2007-10-23, 00:20 |
CarbonB
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
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Originally Posted by Climbing_The_Bell_Tower
The women in places like Eastern Europe, et al want the same things that women in the USA, canada, etc want, they just hide it better because they need a green card from you.
My uncle is a fat loser and got himself one of these mail order brides from the Ukraine, once she got citizenship and a decent job (she was well-educated and spoke english fluently) she left him and I think she's now dating some handsome rich dude .
Nothings easy in this life buddy. If you have to resort to importing a woman to love you then I think you should think long and hard about who you choose, the majority of them are here to pull a fast one.
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To love him? I thought he just wanted easy access to a sex slave... |
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#11
2007-10-23, 01:18 |
Climbing_The_Bell_Tower
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
To love him? I thought he just wanted easy access to a sex slave...
Oh in that case it's just not viable anymore, with "human rights" and all that crap  . Nowadays women have "rights" even if you pay their way, feed them , clothe them, etc. What's this world come to.
If a sex slave is what you're looking for OP, talk to the Albanian or Russian mob, they are known for being great matchmakers (especially with young, delicious girls :D ) |
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2007-10-23, 05:22 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
You can get an Eastern-European sex slave for about $1000 American. $800 if you are lucky. Your problem would be getting her over here and keeping her locked up or away from liberals.
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#13
2007-10-23, 06:14 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
I have been wondering about this for years. I wish you luck.
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#14
2007-10-23, 13:43 |
Splam
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
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Originally Posted by Climbing_The_Bell_Tower
The women in places like Eastern Europe, et al want the same things that women in the USA, canada, etc want, they just hide it better because they need a green card from you.
My uncle is a fat loser and got himself one of these mail order brides from the Ukraine, once she got citizenship and a decent job (she was well-educated and spoke english fluently) she left him and I think she's now dating some handsome rich dude .
Nothings easy in this life buddy. If you have to resort to importing a woman to love you then I think you should think long and hard about who you choose, the majority of them are here to pull a fast one.
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yeah but the important question is, did he do her? |
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#15
2007-10-23, 13:47 |
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Re: Order a wife....>DOES IT WORK!
Anyone who dosen't encourage him to do this is a fag.
"But Randy, it's honsetly a bad idea, I don't want some guy on the internet to fuck up his life for my entertainment, and post a thread about how he wants commit suicide because my life sucks while revealing humiliating yet hilarious details to us Totse users."
Do you people remember what the internet it for?!!
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