What do you consider the perfect size of a penis?

ever tried to put your fist in your mouth..? kinda like that, but on the girl...

From what I've been told, the perfect size is the one the guy knows how to use. If you don't know how to work with your huge cock, it's not going to be as good as one who is of average size but knows how to fuck.

my lady friend once told me 7.5 is perfect, not small and not too big. but shes crazy.

I don't think most girls can associate size in inches with an actual size of a cock. Since I'd bet most of them never got to measure one.

my girl says mine is just right, That if it were any bigger she wouldn't like it.

Mine is about 6.5inches

she lied...

she lied...

Is that so?

You will find as you go through life and girls that most women couldn't really give a fuck what size cock you have.

Most seem to take the view "Meh, its a penis". As long as its there, cleanish, more than 3" but not so long it skewers their cervix.

There are of course exceptions. There are girls who are very particular about cocks and size but they are the minority.

The one IMPORTANT thing that almost all women agree on about a penis is that it belongs to them alone.

Dude what is the perfect boob size? Despite the general concensus that bigger is better when it comes to breasts, I'm sure most guys would agree that variety is the spice of life and small breasts just work better on some chicks. Indeed some chicks with small tits look better than other chicks with big tits.

I really don't get the whole penis size thing. You can't change how big your dick is, so why be self conscious about it.

Min 4, Max 9

I look down and see it every day.

Its the question of, Do you DO WORK? Or do you fizzle out?

Unless your insanely small there shouldn't be a problem....

Better question: Which curve is the best?

Min 4, Max 9

oui,
and not a pencil willy (:

Mine's like Gonzo.

http://www.mouseshoppe.com/custom/productzoom/MegaGonzo500.gif

Mine's like Gonzo.

http://www.mouseshoppe.com/custom/productzoom/MegaGonzo500.gif

...Even erect?

Min 5 Max 10

Perfect is 7-9.

And it has to have some thickness to it :p

And yer, I know I'm fussy - but you asked what perfect would be! In reality I'm not gonna get to unzipping your pants, see that its not what I deem perfect and send you on your way..

Nice job bitch, now every guy on this forum thinks he's inadequate.

Listen. If your dick's inadequate fuck smaller girls.

My 2 incher fucks shit up in Japan.

Nice job bitch, now every guy on this forum thinks he's inadequate.

6 is usually the average size (taken by various surveys), and she did say 5 in the minimum. I'm a guy but I'd say atleast have 4 inches, anything smaller then that is sad, i'm average, there is no point in bragging about how big your dick is, the girls dont find out before hand anyways, and when they do see the size im sure they wont be such a whore that they'd throw you out if you had a small dick...

Fuckin' rights. I'd love to go to Japan and fuck some of the girls there--they're fucking hot.

Nice job bitch, now every guy on this forum thinks he's inadequate.

No, now every guy on this forum knows kate has a gaping chasm of a vagina.

Nice job bitch, now every guy on this forum thinks he's inadequate.

Sounds as though it really got to you, are you under 5?
You obviously didn't read the last line of my post, maybe you should take another look.

The last guy I slept with was about 6inches and he was more then satisfying :p

Perfect dick size? Mine.

</arrogance>

as im getting older and meeting more woman, im coming to realize that dick size really doesnt matter.

i was all self conscious before i was getting laid, cuz my dick is like 5.5 inches, but you see, the trick is:
you work the girl up, and get her horny enough so that when she pulls down your pants and sees your little penis, shell be too horny to care, and fuck you anyways.
but most of all you gotta have technique. thats what gets the girls to come back.

and i think were all forgetting girth in this forum. i think woman care more about that, than how far a man can shove his cock into her cervix.

i mean, having a long penis would kinda suck, cuz you wouldnt be able to put it in all the way and feel her nice warm pussy against your pubes.

You made me laugh, good job

I agree with the girth comment

I usually don't quote people, but that was my response, only refined and in shorter words.

Actually, penis AREA would be more important than PENIS length, per se.

So really, we should be measuring length and girth, then applying the formula for area of a cylinder (surface area that is).

AREA = 2(pi)r^2 + 2(pi)rL

where r is radius (take girth, divide by 2(pi) and you get radius) and L is length. Make sure to use the same unit of measurement.

Now make all the jokes about me being a nerd that you want, but this is what they did on rescue me.

i stumbled on a wiki article about this.

not to long, not too short, as long as its thick, its good

Then i think the real question here is, whats the perfect girth/thickness......? Assuming you already have the average met....

Why area and not volume?

Why area and not volume?

I think we need to question how fast it can travel through the fourth dimension.

Why area and not volume?

Same shit. Not very good because you could have like a tuna can dick.

Mynes more of a cheese wheel as opposed to a tuna can, is that good?>

I'm 16, but I have 7.1 inches(not e-length).

But I think my dick is kinda skinny/thin.

It's only 5.5 inches in girth(around).

I heard when growing up your girth comes after your length.

Is this true?

Change the topic around - Ladies of totse, what is your preferred girth?

I'm considering beating mine off a bit so I can get an accurate measure. Anyone wanna send me some naked pics?

I've read several studies saying average penis length is 6". Of course it depends on how you measure it. I bet that most people who say they're cocks are 8 to 9" measure from behinds their balls. Also there is a noticeable diffrence if measured from above or beneath the penis, personally I found it close to 1" diffrence. Fact is unless you have a doctor measure it using specific guidelines comparing sizes is useless.

EDIT: Especially hearing 13 to 14 year olds say their cocks are 7 to 8 inches. I'd be surprised if they hade 5 inches really. It's not fully grown. Of course no 14 year old is going to admit this. It can't be verified in such a society where public nudity is not the norm.

I'm 14 and my dick is 7.8 inches.

I'm 14 and my dick is 7.8 inches.

I'm 8, and I have a 12.3 inch penis.

Therefore, I am the winner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis#Size

"While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length[4][5][6] and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size."

Go suck all your edicks. Deep throat them while you're at it.

*wisdom*

You've obviously never eavesdropped on a bunch of women. Women lie about it in public, but when in private they talk about it.

From what I hear how thick it is is far more important than length. Thank God mine is 8 inches around.

You've obviously never eavesdropped on a bunch of women. Women lie about it in public, but when in private they talk about it.

From what I hear how thick it is is far more important than length. Thank God mine is 8 inches around.

Not all girls talk like the cumbags on shows like Sex and the City.

And only 8" around? Mine's 14" around and can stop a .50 cal bullet. Not only that, my balls are so big I can sit on them like a beanbag chair.

Nice job bitch, now every guy on this forum thinks he's inadequate.

Nice job, now everyone knows you have a small penis.

Fuck banging a guy with a giant 7-9 in cock. I've only ever experienced that once and I'm never going back. Being in massive pain every time you screw isn't my idea of fun.

Well you are the exception from the norm, I enjoy that very massive pain every time I screw a lot, infact I try and inflict more upon myself

The two people above me are both men.

Nice job, now everyone knows you have a small penis.

I have a hairy mole on my ass too, as well as a fucked up rash under my belly-button. I have a sick combination of erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation, likely due to some fucked up mother issues. This is the internet you fuckhead, I don't give a shit what you know about me.

If by men you mean I have massive penis envy then Yeah. =(

If by men you mean I have massive penis envy then Yeah. =(

Well how about I give you some of my penis so you can trade in that envy for lust?

Holy Fuck. This Is Better Than Porn.

I think my penis is perfect... its almost 9 inches long from in front of the balls... and girth wise.... i am a little bit bigger then a toilet paper roll thing...the cardboard roll.

anyways, people saying 6 is average, people in those stats are also Asian and Indian who naturally have small dicks. I would say for white and European decent, 8 inches is average. and no i don't see lots of penis but that makes sense that those ethnic groups brings average down.

Wow, you're a fucking idiot. I hope you're a troll, no one's this stupid.

over 5" under 8"

It depends on how thick really.

b;9057865']I think my penis is perfect... its almost 9 inches long from in front of the balls... and girth wise.... i am a little bit bigger then a toilet paper roll thing...the cardboard roll.

That's not even the correct way to measure it. You measure the topside. By doing that you'll quickly loose an inch or two, and measure to the end of the urethra, not the foreskin (assuming you have it). And the 6" average is correct measurement methods done on people of european descent, aka whites. Asians have even smaller averages. There's just no point in saying you got a 9" dick, because you don't. If you did, you could probably get a job as a pornstar. You're without doubt confusing CM and inches my friend.

With penis sizes, the only way to verify is pics, not that I would look at them anyway.

I worried about this for a couple minutes, then stumbled upon an article about averages. Then I realized that involuntary celibacy is a bigger problem.

Well how about I give you some of my penis so you can trade in that envy for lust?


Two deadly sins with one stone!

Probably why the older I get it goes from "well it's just attached to some guy I want to bang" to "God I love cock"

b;9057865'] i am a little bit bigger then a toilet paper roll thing...the cardboard roll.

Care to tell us how you measured that, did you use lube first?

What does that have to do with anything? And the one above me was a chick?

I think a lot of people in this thread don't know how long an inch is.
:D

My dick is the perfect size. Around 7.5-8 inches. Seriously, perfect.

Either that or they dont know how to read the measurements with a ruler.. That looks like a 8....wait let me get my glasses, nope its a 3...shit!!

Same. Lifes good eh?

I'm 14, 4 months from 15 and I am about 5.8 inches.

I rename you Stab McCervix-Stab.

Ouch.

to be honest, i dont like huge tits, i like the perfect bumps.
not the little nipple on top of some skin, but, the ones where she turns to the side, and they aren't falling down, where they look straight forward.

to be honest, i dont like huge tits, i like the perfect bumps.
not the little nipple on top of some skin, but, the ones where she turns to the side, and they aren't falling down, where they look straight forward.

Amen.

I feel bad for you guys with 6 inch dicks. You'll never know what its like to have a 9 inch penis.

Did you really have to bump this thread just for that?

ZOMG, guys with 9 inch penises will never know what it's like to have a 6 inch penis. Those poor 9-inchers. :(

I am confident with my dick. It is thick and above average. I don't give a fuck what a woman thinks is perfect. I still be puttin' it inside you and makin' you legs shake.

I just realized this is a 6 month old thread too. :D

Size does not matter indeed, My shit hasn't grown much and I'm fuking like crazy.......I have that "I don't give a fuck" attitude and it seems to be working.

Basically being sexually confident helps. If you're some retard wondering how to use your penis then you shouldn't be getting any pussy at all :)

lol, this is too good.

anyways....like someone mentioned earlier it's not about the size of the boat it's about the motion in the ocean. and a girl won't notice/care about your size if you can fuck her right.

Mine is 6" and I've never had a complaint. ;)

anywhere from 5 to 7 or MAYBE 8 inches

Perfect is about 6 though

/truth

mines 6.5 and i never had trouble getting pussy its all about confidence chicks love it and can sense a confident man.

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

Far as I've ever heard, roughly 7 is considered 'ideal', and girth is a LOT more important.

I am 7.5

I have never been with a girl who has told me her 'perfect size'. However, there have been a few instances when I wish I would be smaller, sex is usually uncomfortable for both of us at times.

The Agency.

in b4 ridiculous claims about penis size.

...oh wait =(

Well boys I measured last night after I read this thread and mine is 6 inches. At least I'm not lying like most of you guys saying you have 8.5 inch dicks. I'm not too worried about the size of my dick really.

I am God's gift to women.

I got told my dick was short, but thick. It's about 5.5 inches. Ack well, as long as I learn to use it. And by that I mean learn to not cum in thirty seconds.

Fap more, ironically.

No really, prolong your fappage sessions, master your control when you're in the single-player mode, and it'll pay off in multiplayer.

My husband has an 11 inch penis and everytime we're going to have sex I have to psych myself into it. I know he thinks I'm this total prude because I won't have sex in a lot of positions, but seriously I can't take it anymore when he "skewers my cervix" (in jackketch speak.:P) For like a day after we have sex, my vagina aches and my lower abdomen feels all crampy.:(

and I've told you before ANAL is the answer...plenty of room there.

:P

I have learned that it is not how big you are, but how well you can implement it.

I think every male that has any experience can agree with me.

and I've told you before ANAL is the answer...plenty of room there.

:P

Ahaha... yknow youve got a point there. At worst, it'll just end up coming out of her mouth, really. Well, that's if any totse members have a go, apparently. :p

This is what they say:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/84012_e55286ef8a.jpg

Fun fact: 98.4% of women don't measure their partners' penises.

Fun fact: 98.4% of women don't measure their partners' penises.

Uhm so what you're actually saying is that only 1.6% of women can get their heads around things like rulers and centimetres?

Nice job bitch, now every guy on this forum thinks he's inadequate.

No. I just think she's greedy.

Cool. Apparently my penis is 'very satisfying' to the average woman. That makes me feel better about my self, just a little bit.

6.5 x 6.5 God gave me well tuned proportions! (I'm an inch off length of having a 'perfect' penis. It kind of cracks me up that someone took the time to make that chart.)

Realistically though, without a ruler next to your dick, a 6" dick looks pretty good sized. And when it's coming at your face, I imagine it looks gigantic.

6.5 x 6.5 God gave me well tuned proportions!

Lulz square dick.

That'd be awesome, but sadly it's not the case. :(

A few tuna fish cans stacked.

And personally, I think we should get some geometry and use the diameter instead of the circumference.

That chart is off.
My 8x5-3/4 is way more than satisfying

I rename you Stab McCervix-Stab.

Ouch.
I think you just have a short vaginal canal...most women should easily be able to take 7-7.5 in

Are you fucking serious?

I'd rather not get impaled while having sex, thank you very much.

Fun fact: 98.4% of women don't measure their partners' penises.

I have in the past.

Bull-fucking-shit.

Are you fucking serious?

I'd rather not get impaled while having sex, thank you very much.


maybe you have a small pussy too.

I have in the past.

i have as well. but, we also both are S&A regulars on totse. maybe that puts us in the 1.6 percentile of women who would...

Are you fucking serious?

I'd rather not get impaled while having sex, thank you very much.

Ahaha... somehow I think that's (partially) the idea of sex, really.

Damn, I'm on the edge of 'perfect' on that table, 7.5x6. :( Lousy girth...

i have as well. but, we also both are S&A regulars on totse. maybe that puts us in the 1.6 percentile of women who would...

Haha, true.

Ahaha... somehow I think that's (partially) the idea of sex, really.

Damn, I'm on the edge of 'perfect' on that table, 7.5x6. :( Lousy girth...

There's a difference between getting penetrated and getting stabbed. My cooch is only so long, and being poked in the cervix over and over again is not fun.

There's a difference between getting penetrated and getting stabbed. My cooch is only so long, and being poked in the cervix over and over again is not fun.

Fair 'nuff, though some girls like that, but it is individual.

Lol, cooch, somehow I always use that word as having another meaning, but meh.

Fair 'nuff, though some girls like that, but it is individual.

Lol, cooch, somehow I always use that word as having another meaning, but meh.

What does it mean to you?

I've read several studies saying average penis length is 6". Of course it depends on how you measure it. I bet that most people who say they're cocks are 8 to 9" measure from behinds their balls. Also there is a noticeable diffrence if measured from above or beneath the penis, personally I found it close to 1" diffrence.

yea, If you measeure from your asshole you can add like 3 inches

This is just dumb girl excuses to meet societies expectations. Girls also say they'd never date a guy who looked like brad pitt but was an asshole, but that doesnt mean they'll by default date the average looking guy.

The ideal for a woman is a guy with both a somewhat long and very thick penis, who knows how to use it. That's what they expect.

Women strongly prefer a guy with above average sized hands, above average in height, above average in muscles, why would the PENIS , the most intimate and important symbol of masculinity in a man, be any different?

The ideal for a woman is a guy with both a somewhat long and very thick penis, who knows how to use it. That's what they expect.

Women strongly prefer a guy with above average sized hands, above average in height, above average in muscles, why would the PENIS , the most intimate and important symbol of masculinity in a man, be any different?

No - the ideal man is the one that can make a woman cum several times..... be it with his dick, his hand, his tongue, or whatever.

It's funny how many people in this thread have either never had sex, or are totally missing the point of it!

The average e-penis gets bigger everytime this thread gets posted.

I like mine medium uncut.

What does it mean to you?

Well... I've heard cooch/gooch used to describe the skin/space between a guy's balls and asshole (think it was on Jackass actually).

I'm being completely honest here.

My wang is 7 inches even in length, and it is 6 inches in girth.

and most females have a hard time fitting it in their mouth. LOL

I'm and have an 8" dick (not measured from behind ball sack). 6 inch diameter. I still don't know if the ladies like it. I guess when I get to college I'll figure it out.

and most females have a hard time fitting it in their mouth. LOL

Yet another reason why large penises=fail. I can't deepthroat, and it sucks (pun intended) trying to supress my gag reflex long enough to get the whole thing in my mouth.

Big enough that I can feel it nicely, small enough that it doesn't hurt me or take a whole lot of effort to get in. And clean. That's it. Simple.

I fit that criteria, ill swing by at 6ish?

No - the ideal man is the one that can make a woman cum several times..... be it with his dick, his hand, his tongue, or whatever.

It's funny how many people in this thread have either never had sex, or are totally missing the point of it!

LOL funny how the people saying what women think is ideal have either never had sex, or actually believe the bullshit that flies out of a woman's cum recepticle of a mouth.

A big penis makes women feel "Filled up" this is what gives them pleasure. And the clitoris as well, one only requires your hand and the other a big penis. What women say and what women feel are two distinct, and different things. Women also like "Nice guys", but we all know that's not true.

Women keep the penis size myth (that it doesn't matter) afloat because if they admitted what they really think about the average man, there would be a revolution! And women would lose all their power, man regain theirs, and society would be restored to sanity.

Did you really have to bump this thread just for that?

ZOMG, guys with 9 inch penises will never know what it's like to have a 6 inch penis. Those poor 9-inchers. :(

We can just cut part off.

I fit that criteria, ill swing by at 6ish?


That is about the average penis size. Most men can make a woman orgasim with that, so you don't ave anything to be worried about.

when i see a long, thick cock it gets me wet; not gonna lie. but i have had sex with a guy with a really thick 9 incher that wasn't much fun (it hurt, couldn't get like 1/2 of it in my mouth, etc) and I have had some mind blowing orgams with a guy that had a fairly small penis (id say 5 x 5), so it really depends on skill.

oh, and here is an excerpt from the book "diary of a sex fiend" (which is the actual diary of a bristish writer). It is the pros and cons of small and large penises (peni?), figured it would be useful/interesting in this thread (oh, some of the things she mentions are odd, but i will put them in anyway since it is a woman say it):

"The Girl's Guide to Cock Size

Small:

Pros-
you can get fucked as hard as you like

it always rubs the g-spot

the lenght of it can lie against your labia with the tip tickling your clit

you can rub it through jeans without it being noticable

you can get it all in your mouth without choking

Easier to give a handjob (if it only fits in one fist)

holding it when standing can make you feel powerful

it feels wonderful in your arse

Cons -

It doesn't always fill you up

It doesnt push again your cervix (note, sometimes a pro depending on if you like this or not)

sometimes you can't feel it inside you

it doesnt show through his jeans when hard

sometimes its nice to deep throat

using only 2 fingers to stroke it can be frustrating

penetrative sex whilst standing up can be difficult

it can be difficult finding a good angle of entry

Large:

Pros-
it fills you up and you feel like you are being 'fucked'

it pushes up against your cervix and stimulates your womb (this can be a con if you don't like it)

it tugs on your labia during penetration and thus indirectly stimulates your clit

it looks beautiful when hard underneath his jeans

it gives you deep orgasms

you can feel like a girl when you hold or put it in your mouth

it can reach any position, angle, and depth

it makes you feel intimidated and excited

Cons-
being filled up can hurt and prevent you from getting fucked hard

a constand pushing on your cervix can be painful and annoying (even if you do enjoy the feeling sometimes)

it can rub your labia too intensely, making you sore

hiding an erection under clothing can be difficult

it misses your g-spot

it can be more laborious to give a hand job and you can't get it all in your mouth

not all positions can e comfortable

forget about anal: no chance its gonna fit in there, mate."

see, there is good and bad in everything.

That is about the average penis size. Most men can make a woman orgasim with that, so you don't ave anything to be worried about.

lol you miss understood what I was saying, she gave her criteria as to what she feels in necessary in a penis and I was saying because I fit within that criteria I would be stopping at her place at around 6 o clock. On a side note its 6.3 and feel entirely confident with it.

When you start rounding down is when you have real confidence about your size.

Fap more, ironically.

No really, prolong your fappage sessions, master your control when you're in the single-player mode, and it'll pay off in multiplayer.

I don't care if this thread is old; you just made my day.

yea...i usually just round down to the closes micrometer

Not sure what people have said before me, just going to say what I am and what I think is perfect
Me
length: 8 inches, 8.5 if I push hard
circumference: 6 inches
Age: 16

Ideal
length: 9 inches
circumference: 7, just so I have something to shoot for.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Totse

Sex and Affection

This forum has little to do with any real sex and even less about affection. Almost all of the users are angsty teens that have had no real experience except technically losing their virginity by having cybersex. One particular mod of this forum fashions himself to be god's gift to women and is generally hated by the masses. Jackketch Is highly delusional. Like any forum on the Internet about sex there is the common dumbass questions like:


* Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass.
* Omg this girl likes me! WHAT DO I DO?
* If I wait 6 months do I get my virginity back?
* I had sex with this guy, and now I regret it.... can I charge him for raping me?
* If I don't lose my virginity by 15 should I get a hooker or kill myself?
* I'm 14 and my penis is 17inches long (I'm not lying...NOT LYING!)... will this be enough to satisfy my potential girlfriend?

I'm a relatively short guy at 5 foot 8 and I have an 8 inch dick so it looks a lot bigger. Women love it and I've been told by ex-girlfriends that it's better than smaller penises that their ex-boyfriends have had. Every insecure guy is going to go off his rocker over that statement but I don't give a fuck, it's fact. In my experience women like being fucked and sucking on big dicks as opposed to little. I have a lot of female friends that have told me such in drunken times. However, they've never left a guy that had a small penis, provided he knew how to use it.

In saying that, I have two mates that are kind of extremes. One of them has a dick that would be 5 inches max and he pulls a lot of women and gets to have a lot of anal sex. My other mate has a dick that should be in porn - it's an honest 9.2 inches hard. Women do love it (I had to hear all the fucking moaning from his room when I was living with him) but he'd never had anal.

Pros and cons I guess.

Damn jack your cock must be unusually small!!!...Jack ain't skewering any of you today ladies lol!!!

This thread is useless without pics.

How do you measure girth???

You want pictures of everyone's junk?

Measuring tape!

And for the lulz......5.5" long 5" girth flaccid and 7" long/haven't got round to measuring girth erect. Not huge, but on a 5"7 120lbs guy.......i'm not gonna complain.

Lol liar liar pants on fire.

Measuring tape.

Btw, is it just me or does everyone's own cock look smaller to them than what it actually is when you measure it?

Looking at this thread, i wish my dick was 10-12 inch long.
My dick is only 6-7 inch! :o

7 inches is a good size, dude.

lulz, this thread reminds me of a high school locker room.