I’m deathly afraid that any minute his erection will fall,
realize that this is not what it came for.
So I hold it in a vice grip.

Post your own, preferably in a slightly poetic form.

I'll be back with more.

I fear train rape... :(

http://www.japaneselifestyle.com.au/travel/images/japanese_bullet_train.jpg

I'm afraid of being handcuffed. I did it once and it was freaky which made it good but I hate being in cuffs (police and stuff). A dif girl tried to do it on me too but I didn't like the sight of them. It just triggers bad memories.

Argh. I may be captan of this vessel, but ma first mate is a rebellious scoundrel... Many a times he'll refuse to salute when I call upon him!

I worry about any extra body hair that may have escaped my tweezers.

I fear finding balls when I run my hand up "her" leg.

Happened to a guy I knew a while back when he was kissing this prostitute...It scared me.

http://tranny.hornybloger.com/wp-content/1603200602.jpg

I'm afraid she wont be able to meet my eyes
Cause the weighty burden of her lies
Confounds her
Hounds her
And that i'll be forced to realize
That, for all her maidenly sighs
She is but a whore
That day i'll walk out the door
A sadder, wiser man

premature ejaculation

hahahah who the fuck kisses prostitutes? Why the fuck would anybody wanna do that it's just more hep C to get.

that was beautiful man..



I'm afraid she wont be able to meet my eyes
Cause the weighty burden of her lies
Confounds her
Hounds her
And that i'll be forced to realize
That, for all her maidenly sighs
She is but a whore
That day i'll walk out the door
A sadder, wiser man

I'm afraid that I'll wake up the morning after and find my wallet gone.

im afraid that she wont like me cuz i have a small penis :(

hahahah who the fuck kisses prostitutes? Why the fuck would anybody wanna do that it's just more hep C to get.

Hahaha.

Good question... that is scary, someone so lonely they'd kiss a prostitute.

I am afraid of AIDS
You get it from blacks, I hear
what a way to go.

I get really insecure when my dick decides he doesnt want sex today, and refuses to work. Then the girl gets all pissed off, and thinks Im impotent.

What the fuck?

I'm afraid of being handcuffed. I did it once and it was freaky which made it good but I hate being in cuffs (police and stuff). A dif girl tried to do it on me too but I didn't like the sight of them. It just triggers bad memories.

Police officers abuse you with night sticks? Sexually?

Argh. I may be captan of this vessel, but ma first mate is a rebellious scoundrel... Many a times he'll refuse to salute when I call upon him!

Lol.

Police officers abuse you with night sticks? Sexually?


You wish you fuckin creep.

So what're your insecurites? Oh wait...nobody'll fuck you cept obese homeless girls who need a roof....

You wish you fuckin creep.

So what're your insecurites? Oh wait...nobody'll fuck you cept obese homeless girls who need a roof.... I lulzed.

that is scary, someone so lonely they'd kiss a prostitute.Prostitutes are people, too...

Prostitutes are people, too...

Damn, that's what I thought - everybody needs some love man.

Even if you're just with a regular whore, not a career girl - it's always important to kiss her, make her feel wanted. That's what keeps us from developing an actual sense of self worth, a conscience that could possibly prevent us from sucking dick. Hell, we might actually get desperate enough to go looking for real love.

Always kiss a girl.

*smooches captain_kirk*

You wish you fuckin creep.

So what're your insecurites? Oh wait...nobody'll fuck you cept obese homeless girls who need a roof....

You forget those he pays (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg)..

You forget those he pays (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg)..

HAHAHAHHAHA HE FUCKED A HOOKER IN MEXICO!!!!!

What a creep she definately just got done fucking a donkey in tiajuana.



And for the record hookers are barely people. That's why serial killers get away with killing them so often. Police are like "meh dead hooker, lets go beat up the black guy who sells crack to all the hookers instead..."

hookers dont give a fuck about kisses they just want the money to go score (least street level ones). CarbonB's one probly wanted the money to get the snip, snip surgery....

You wish you fuckin creep.

So what're your insecurites? Oh wait...nobody'll fuck you cept obese homeless girls who need a roof....

Weren't you trying to call me a virgin earlier? Now I'm getting pussy? Shit, maybe next week I'll be in bed with a 5!

Prostitutes are people, too...

LOL, that was a good one!

Damn, that's what I thought - everybody needs some love man.

Even if you're just with a regular whore, not a career girl - it's always important to kiss her, make her feel wanted. That's what keeps us from developing an actual sense of self worth, a conscience that could possibly prevent us from sucking dick. Hell, we might actually get desperate enough to go looking for real love.

Always kiss a girl.

....have you ever met or seen any prostitutes?

You forget those he pays (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg)..

Fuck yeah I pay!

HAHAHAHHAHA HE FUCKED A HOOKER IN MEXICO!!!!!

What a creep she definately just got done fucking a donkey in tiajuana.



And for the record hookers are barely people. That's why serial killers get away with killing them so often. Police are like "meh dead hooker, lets go beat up the black guy who sells crack to all the hookers instead..."

hookers dont give a fuck about kisses they just want the money to go score (least street level ones). CarbonB's one probly wanted the money to get the snip, snip surgery....

Damnit! How did you find out that I also pay transsexuals to fuck me?

Weren't you trying to call me a virgin earlier? Now I'm getting pussy? Shit, maybe next week I'll be in bed with a 5!



Damnit! How did you find out that I also pay transsexuals to fuck me?

I might have called you a virgin earlier but that's not important. What's important is you suck uncontrollably and are barely human. Nobody likes you on the internet or in real life obviously. You're ugly and probably smell too. I wish I could prove this just for the jokes but I don't got that kinda time like you do. How long did it take for you to grow c cup sized titties?


I knew you payed trannys to fuck you because regular hookers look at you when you pull up and drop their pipes and run.

Carbon b against the world folks

I knew you payed trannys to fuck you because regular hookers look at you when you pull up and drop their pipes and run.
BURN.

BURN.

"AWWW IT'S ON NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"

You forget those he pays (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg)..

lol, you're a ricer.

You forget those he pays (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg)..

"YouPorn", and a folder that says Porn.... I bet you were naked when you were at the computer, lol.

I know what your saying. However, I dont get that insecure feeling. I just get pissed off. I get even more angry than the chick im banging at the time.

I might have called you a virgin earlier but that's not important. What's important is you suck uncontrollably and are barely human. Nobody likes you on the internet or in real life obviously. You're ugly and probably smell too. I wish I could prove this just for the jokes but I don't got that kinda time like you do. How long did it take for you to grow c cup sized titties?

Lol, nobody likes me on the internet and nobody likes me in real life obviously...WOW! Just wow. First of all, I don't smell. I think this is what psycologists call projecting. Second of all, grow c-cup sized tits? Lol, uh...4 years?


I knew you payed trannys to fuck you because regular hookers look at you when you pull up and drop their pipes and run.

I see, so if I turned completely gay then I can get all the sex I want? Gotcha!

Carbon b against the world folks

Lol, that's how I like it :)

"YouPorn", and a folder that says Porn.... I bet you were naked when you were at the computer, lol.

Lol, naked with cartoons playing in the background.

You forget those he pays (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/CarbonBsucks.jpg)..

Remember your own posts in 2003?

Remember your own posts in 2003?

That's what's called a burn, kids.

Remember your own posts in 2003?

I think I love this guy.

Lol, nobody likes me on the internet and nobody likes me in real life obviously...WOW! Just wow. First of all, I don't smell. I think this is what psycologists call projecting. Second of all, grow c-cup sized tits? Lol, uh...4 years?




I see, so if I turned completely gay then I can get all the sex I want? Gotcha!

Yea it's pretty obvious nobody likes you. Anybody'll vouch it.

So you're ugly but you don't think you smell? Good job keep hoping the axe effect'll get you some dome from a homeless girl with braces.

So you're halfway gay right now? I'd say go 360. No girl'll fuck you unless its for money and fags dont charge. Sure you've already spent enough time hangin out in truckstops to know that...

lol @ carbonb

Yea it's pretty obvious nobody likes you. Anybody'll vouch it.

So you're ugly but you don't think you smell? Good job keep hoping the axe effect'll get you some dome from a homeless girl with braces.

So you're halfway gay right now? I'd say go 360. No girl'll fuck you unless its for money and fags dont charge. Sure you've already spent enough time hangin out in truckstops to know that...

Lol, buddy you're talking about who likes who on the fucking internet. You're coming off as pretty pathetic. You also think that a homeless person would be able to afford braces?

What a fucking idiot...

Lol, buddy you're talking about who likes who on the fucking internet. You're coming off as pretty pathetic. You also think that a homeless person would be able to afford braces?

What a fucking idiot...

WTF are you talking about who likes who? Me calling attention to how You're a failure and nobody will ever respect you.

And you bring pathetic to new levels and can't defend yourself properly. How badly did you get stomped on in school?

The homeless girls parents buy her braces you retard. It's the only way your tiny dick wont get caught between her teeth.

Free-jazz poem style:

I never get any
(staccato drum taps)
I'm never going to get any!

Ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(Cymbal crash)

WTF are you talking about who likes who? Me calling attention to how You're a failure and nobody will ever respect you.

And you bring pathetic to new levels and can't defend yourself properly. How badly did you get stomped on in school?

The homeless girls parents buy her braces you retard. It's the only way your tiny dick wont get caught between her teeth.



Please. Someone make it stop.

That's the spirit!

Yes, this is what the thread's about - opening up about ourselves, in a creative manner if you so choose. It's about breaking down barriers and defenses, and allowing ourselves to see eachother as more human, and allowing us to realise the basic concerns that paralyse us all.

CarbonB and getoffmylawn, you are doing nothing for the therapy group - so either you can please leave, or you can share your insecurities with us. You're doing nothing but making the rest of us uncomfortable.

The anger management session is at 2:30 in the east wing. I suggest you both attend.

That was the most boring flame war I've ever read.

In any case, I'm always scared I'll get too into it and hurt him. Sort of like he'll come all the way out and I'll accidently hit it or something =/

WTF are you talking about who likes who? Me calling attention to how You're a failure and nobody will ever respect you.

And you bring pathetic to new levels and can't defend yourself properly. How badly did you get stomped on in school?

The homeless girls parents buy her braces you retard. It's the only way your tiny dick wont get caught between her teeth.

I can't defend myself? Lol, I am choosing not to flame the shit out of you, because it is easier to just let you make an ass of yourself.

Yes, the runaway came back to get braces put on when she realized her teeth were becoming crooked...

Nobody will ever respect me? lol...Lol...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Man, thanks for that. I needed a good laugh.

Please. Someone make it stop.

This guy has to be around the age of 14 - 16.

That's the spirit!

Yes, this is what the thread's about - opening up about ourselves, in a creative manner if you so choose. It's about breaking down barriers and defenses, and allowing ourselves to see eachother as more human, and allowing us to realise the basic concerns that paralyse us all.

CarbonB and getoffmylawn, you are doing nothing for the therapy group - so either you can please leave, or you can share your insecurities with us. You're doing nothing but making the rest of us uncomfortable.

The anger management session is at 2:30 in the east wing. I suggest you both attend.

Anger management? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not any where near distraught or angry. This guy is a joke, and a stupid one at that. If you feel like sharing your insecurities that is fine, but to call this therapy?

Yeah...enough said.

CarbonB, it's not therapy - that was a gross exaduration. Just be nice.

I see, now you're making demands of me and we haven't even been formerly introduced. Why is that?

I see, now you're making demands of me and we haven't even been formerly introduced. Why is that?

I'm sorry about that.

My name is captain_kirk, and I see that you're CarbonB.

How are you today CarbonB?

I'm sorry about that.

My name is captain_kirk, and I see that you're CarbonB.

How are you today CarbonB?

I'm doing great captain_kirk, it's so very nice to finally get a chance to meet you. I see that you would like me to be nicer. So since we are now acquaintances I'll give it a shot :)

I can't defend myself? Lol, I am choosing not to flame the shit out of you, because it is easier to just let you make an ass of yourself.

Yes, the runaway came back to get braces put on when she realized her teeth were becoming crooked...

Nobody will ever respect me? lol...Lol...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Man, thanks for that. I needed a good laugh.

Alright I'm officially beyond bored and don't give the slightest of fucks. You're just some creep somewhere else in the world and I'm just some guy who's better than you in every conceivable way. You just parrot whatever I say and fail over and over again. You reek of "internet creep" so I'll wash my hands of you before I catch it.

Good luck tryin to get a female to fuck you for free. You proved how much of a loser you are several times.

And Captain_Kirk, I didn't mean to hijack your thread by pointing out how much CarbonB sucks and has no place pointing out a fault in anybody when he lost his virginity to a mexican hooker and was never kissed when he was 18. I told you bout how cuffs freak me right the fuck out.

Therapy groups are for people who've been raped by german shepards not a buncha people on the net who can't get hard.

Alright I'm officially beyond bored and don't give the slightest of fucks. You're just some creep somewhere else in the world and I'm just some guy who's better than you in every conceivable way. You just parrot whatever I say and fail over and over again. You reek of "internet creep" so I'll wash my hands of you before I catch it.

Good luck tryin to get a female to fuck you for free. You proved how much of a loser you are several times.

And Captain_Kirk, I didn't mean to hijack your thread by pointing out how much CarbonB sucks and has no place pointing out a fault in anybody when he lost his virginity to a mexican hooker and was never kissed when he was 18. I told you bout how cuffs freak me right the fuck out.

Therapy groups are for people who've been raped by german shepards not a buncha people on the net who can't get hard.

"Alright I'm officially beyond bored and don't give the slightest of fucks." Yet you're still talking? Now you are saying I steal lines from you? Buddy, what the fuck are you on?

Trying to convince me of all people that you are better than I is an impossible feat. It will NEVER happen, and want me to tell you why? It should be clear to everyone including myself that you come off like an uneducated faggot. Who talks not only of truck stops (Come on, how often do you really go?), but can do nothing but try and gain a reassurance on life through fucking coke whores. Then bragging about it on the internet.

Please, spare me the whining drivel spilling from your mouth because you are anything but complete garbage. Also do me a favor and get your tongue off my nuts and asshole. I know you would love for me to turn homosexual, fly to Bitchville and fuck your ass pussy, but sorry, I've actually GOT a job.

So to conclude this little dialog, you're the idiot my little play twat, and what's priceless is that you don't even realize it.

And Captain_Kirk, I didn't mean to hijack your thread by pointing out how much CarbonB sucks and has no place pointing out a fault in anybody when he lost his virginity to a mexican hooker and was never kissed when he was 18. I told you bout how cuffs freak me right the fuck out.

Therapy groups are for people who've been raped by german shepards not a buncha people on the net who can't get hard.


That's ok.

...and a good number of us probably have been raped by german shepards. :p

Nope? Just me? :(

muffled sounds coming from a mangina

stop gaying up this thread with your insecurities.

stop gaying up this thread with your insecurities.

Set and match.

Finally I made it
Ain't from from Mexico,
and I didn't even pay it,
Something scares me though...

What if she will see,
The secret I carry,
The one that oh so burdens me,
How my buttcrack is ridiculously hairy :(



Woah that was the crappiest poem ever.

Edit: Came from my heart though!