totse.com | The jenkem thing was a hoax

pickwick · #1 2007-09-24, 23:09

Yes, I faked it. The poop was really flour and water dough rolled in nutella. The piss was beer and water. The pictures of it after it fermented were of a completely new bottle. I never inhaled any poop gas and got high off it. I have deleted the pictures, hopefully no weirdo saved them to his computer. I just don't want people to ever recognize me as the kid who huffed poop gas.

trogdor · #2 2007-09-24, 23:10

stop lying.
you're just trying to do something good with your life, and you don't want this to emerge.

eimaj · #3 2007-09-24, 23:10

You are a stupid peice of shit... not even worth sniffing to get high.

insoundfromwayout · #4 2007-09-24, 23:12

Who is the dude with the tattoo?

He's gunna be pissed...

AnalDisco · #5 2007-09-24, 23:14

Someone please mirror the pics so we can all back them up.

Aseren · #6 2007-09-24, 23:14

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Originally Posted by insoundfromwayout View Post

He's gunna be pissed...

No, you don't get it, it was a hoax!

Punk_Rocker_22 · #7 2007-09-24, 23:15

Haha, hes embarrassed so hes trying to deny it

http://i21.tinypic.com/ih1wnc.jpg

http://i20.tinypic.com/168y77k.jpg

eimaj · #8 2007-09-24, 23:15

QFT, put pics everywhere.

ArgonPlasma2000 · #9 2007-09-24, 23:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by pickwick View Post

hopefully no weirdo saved them to his computer. I just don't want people to ever recognize me as the kid who huffed poop gas.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jenkem

Punk_Rocker_22 · #10 2007-09-24, 23:18

Original Thread

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2013870

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3438/pickwickbz0.png

eimaj · #11 2007-09-24, 23:20

lol at least theres one good face shot.

doornob_lightbulb · #12 2007-09-24, 23:21

Hahahahaha, fucking pwned. We all know you huffed that shit. Just get a new user name if you don't want to be remembered as a shit huffer.

CmereYou · #13 2007-09-24, 23:24

If I had admin access, I'd change his name to Shit Huffer.

Unfortunately, none of the admin hashes are common words, and I don't have my rainbow tables anymore.

eimaj · #14 2007-09-24, 23:32

lol Pickwick, FYI anyone that searches for "jenkem" on google images OR web, will see your idiot-ass huffing (what we now know to be fake) shit gas. lol and they wont have to research the subject very well seeing as how it is in the FIRST TWO SEARCH RESULTS!

!

Punk_Rocker_22 · #15 2007-09-25, 02:59

http://i21.tinypic.com/73fgpt

Fucko · #16 2007-09-25, 03:37

Lol, good edit.

Pickwick you faggot ass bitch, where do you live so i can come over and shit in your mouth. I was looking down into the toilet today and it had some carrot chunks. You like carrots?

CmereYou · #17 2007-09-25, 03:46

I still have a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that kids that look as young as him use the internet. It does explain a lot of shit though.

He looks like the little wannabe e-cool cocksucker that would fall down and bawl his eyes out if he got slugged.

....I'll be in my bunk.

Crack Man · #18 2007-09-25, 03:54

I say his schoolmates found the images and now he's being harrased and being called "Shit Huffer".

It's too late buddy you are now infamous!

Deyor · #19 2007-09-25, 09:13

instead of trying to hide this you should embrase it, infact u could start marketing your shit, it would be at every convinence store, Pickwick's Jenkem only 99c

DeliPro · #20 2007-09-25, 09:34

Haha, when this kid did it people were worshiping him for following through.

Grand Masta Thief · #21 2007-09-25, 09:39

and he actually did it too, he huffed shit, even with pictures and everything. At that moment raid wasn't even coming close to actually seeing some jack ass huffing shit.

albino 101 · #22 2007-09-25, 09:47

nanananana u HUFFED SHIT

SHIT HUFFER

pickwick · #23 2007-09-25, 15:12

I can tell if you guys are joking or not.

graphite · #24 2007-09-25, 17:00

Dude, we know you did it. It's alright, we've all done things we later regret...we just don't post them on the internet.

RemadE · #25 2007-09-25, 17:38

I was skeptical from the start

but I still LOLed

wolfy_9005 · #26 2007-09-25, 18:08

lolz wonder how his shit smells

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BRBFBI

irresponsible activist · #27 2007-09-25, 19:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by eimaj View Post

You are a stupid peice of shit... not even worth sniffing to get high.

I before E except after C

irresponsible activist · #28 2007-09-25, 19:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bates23 View Post

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Totse as well

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/31/Totsetilegoat.jpg/180px-Totsetilegoat.jpg

Yes, nothing will stop totsens from getting thier goatse fix

haha

Red Fighter · #29 2007-09-25, 21:53

If you guys really want address or something else to work with, try the EXIF data on the pics. Its how /b/ V& that Pflugerhigh kid.

Punk_Rocker_22 · #30 2007-09-26, 02:43

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Originally Posted by Red Fighter View Post

If you guys really want address or something else to work with, try the EXIF data on the pics. Its how /b/ V& that Pflugerhigh kid.

Won't work, the pics are screen shots from a video I found.

plank00000 · #31 2007-09-26, 09:40

The increasing popularity of the drug is shocking in America, where far more desirable substances are available at far lower a cost (at least mentally). This increase has been partly attributed to the success of Chocolate Rain, whose lyrics implicitly refer to the practice and social effects of jenkem abuse.

hahahahahahaha,
man you are a legend.

Grand Masta Thief · #32 2007-09-26, 13:40

On another site:

Quote:

1.
By It's Over Nine Thousand on 22 Sep 2007 at 2:07 pm

A letter to the administration

Tags:To whom it may concern.
My son is going to your school, and I am concerned and appalled by this new thing that the children are doing…children including him. I am sending this email anonymously, because I do not want my son in any trouble. I…

yahoo q&a's :

Quote:

What is the correct formula for jenkem?

What is the optimum ratio of biological matter per cubic litre to use for the maximum benefit?
I would like to thank LaTrine, Jemal, Tyrone and LaQuisha for volounteering to be my test subjects in my research. I would also like to thank Bobo the chimpanzee for agreeing to be my control subject in this experiment, which I hope will be of great benefit to mankind.

Best Answer - Chosen By Voters

What are you doing to Bobo ???????????

it just goes on and on...thank god for technology, the internet, and 12 year olds that we can all laugh at because they huffed they're own shit, or at least will go down in internet history as the 12 year old who huffed shit, and got high off it too.

nshanin · #33 2007-09-26, 13:53

I'm sure you can find the pics with a google cached search. Prepare to get further owned, pick... to me and hundreds of other totseans you'll always be that kid that huffed his own shit.

wolfy_9005 · #34 2007-09-26, 15:08

this is almost as stupid as jumping in front of a bus

wolfy_9005 · #35 2007-09-28, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk_Rocker_22 View Post

Haha, hes embarrassed so hes trying to deny it

http://i21.tinypic.com/ih1wnc.jpg

http://i20.tinypic.com/168y77k.jpg

wonder what a bottle up your ass feels like

psychomanthis · #36 2007-11-11, 09:53

Haha, you're famous!

dfgremnantsunleashed · #37 2007-11-11, 12:57

lawl @ this thread.
Pickwick you my friend Huff Shit and you should be proud of it.

the.one.21 · #38 2007-11-11, 23:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by trogdor View Post

stop lying.
you're just trying to do something good with your life, and you don't want this to emerge.

QFT

Trogdor. +1
PickWick. -1

Volcanbaru · #39 2007-11-12, 00:55

Huff raid is OUT

Huff shit is IN!!!!

Molosh · #40 2007-11-12, 01:24

Don't know if this has been done, but I just emailed the Rochester board of education and the 4 schools I could get a contact email for in the area with details, pictures of pickwick, and links to the news stories.

irresponsible activist · #41 2007-11-12, 01:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molosh View Post

Don't know if this has been done, but I just emailed the Rochester board of education and the 4 schools I could get a contact email for in the area with details, pictures of pickwick, and links to the news stories.

+1
Thank you.

TWINTURBOSkyline · #42 2007-11-12, 06:41

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...a6/Jenkem1.jpg

Galgamech · #43 2007-11-12, 09:44

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

Quote:

Until the summer of 2007 the awareness of Jenkem was limited to sporadic posts on online forums and blogs citing the Wikipedia article and the news reports mentioned therein. What apparently set off the current barrage of media attention started when a 14-year old whose online identity is "Pickwick" posted the TOTSE Better Living Through Chemistry discussion forum that he was going to try out Jenkem based on the recipe provided in the aforementioned sources.

FUCKING WIN

Vicarious Reality · #44 2007-11-12, 12:28

Lulz.

http://jenkemusa.net/default.aspx

chaunchybigfist · #45 2007-11-27, 08:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by insoundfromwayout View Post

Who is the dude with the tattoo?

He's gunna be pissed...

Nah Im not pissed, I just think pickwick is a faggot for being fake. IM ALL ABOUT THE JENK NIGGA! lol

G_P · #46 2007-11-27, 08:58

This is truly epic.

there was a clip about jenkem on the cbs evening news a few days ago as well and they showed that police dept poster and you could clearly see pickwicks face.

the G · #47 2008-05-06, 21:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk_Rocker_22 View Post

Haha, hes embarrassed so hes trying to deny it

http://i21.tinypic.com/ih1wnc.jpg

http://i20.tinypic.com/168y77k.jpg

that is NOT beer and water...

Star Wars Fan · #48 2008-06-21, 03:26

lol

I'm sorry, but now 420chan has a jenkem board
http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/

Without Trying · #49 2008-06-21, 03:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star Wars Fan View Post

lol

I'm sorry, but now 420chan has a jenkem board
http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/

I came in here to flame you for bumping this relic, but thanks for that. I lol'ed.

Fallen Angust · #50 2008-06-21, 20:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star Wars Fan View Post

lol

I'm sorry, but now 420chan has a jenkem board
http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/

Thats been up before the episode of SP with it.

Star Wars Fan · #51 2008-06-26, 17:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Without Trying View Post

I came in here to flame you for bumping this relic, but thanks for that. I lol'ed.

I didn't bump it lol. But you're welcome too

Star Wars Fan · #52 2008-06-26, 17:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fallen Angust View Post

Thats been up before the episode of SP with it.

South Park episode with Jenkem? Kirtaner and Sparto said that they'd make a thread on this (they said it a while after the TOTSE Jenkem thing started)

Mc. Black · #53 2008-07-09, 02:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk_Rocker_22 View Post

Haha, hes embarrassed so hes trying to deny it

http://i21.tinypic.com/ih1wnc.jpg

http://i20.tinypic.com/168y77k.jpg

Hahaha he is. Just imagine what kind of sick retard would try to do this. Only a retarded 6yo nigga with the inteligence of a cow from one of those very fucked up places in africa would try that.

Oh, and him

Chaos-Zero · #54 2008-07-12, 04:54

you stupid retard.....gone to far....

Valkyr · #55 2008-07-29, 07:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punk_Rocker_22 View Post

Haha, hes embarrassed so hes trying to deny it

http://i21.tinypic.com/ih1wnc.jpg

http://i20.tinypic.com/168y77k.jpg

Oh my god u dirty
bugger

Tokolosh · #56 2008-09-11, 12:25

Quote:

hmm..I went on a flamewar and expanded this flame to something far and excalated it higher....maybe I should pull it back

You say this like what you said was close to anything decent or funny.

It wasn't.

Btw, I never go by 'lurk moar'/4chan bullshit, what I said had no relation to anything remotely 4chanish. I've always talked leik dis when I'm being playfully sarcastic, my whole time I've posted on totse. Maybe you should 'lurk moar' huh.

But with your childish and pointless flaming, you have ruined this thread.

It seems to been have locked as well. Probably because it's too big/IRC bitching faggotry has taken place by losers. Or maybe my fellow moderator decided to lock it all? Who knows? I don't even talk to the girl!

But lets remember everyone, Star Wars Nerd was the icing on the cake to getting this locked.

I'm sorry you couldn't get your 666th post in the thread guys, or post anymore shop'd pics, or just have a great old jenkem time, but just blame that immature little sack of cum for ruining everything. Flame fests whether they are derived from trolls efforts or just because the person is a faggot (this one), they ruin things.

RIP.