Ok, I know calling most of you "dummies" is an insult to dummies everywhere, but here goes.

This is a book that discusses everything from how to have sex to oral sex to gays to vibrators to most everything sex related. While we at S&A are always welcoming to your discussions about where to have anal sex with your 16 year old sister, there is a good deal of literature out there that can help you. It's 200 pages or so, and I'm not saying you have to read it, but if you want to know something about sex, it's good to read ahead of time.

Just take a few hours and read the damn thing, it'll explain how to give a blowjob better than HandofZek could, so you're better off taking the book's advice.

"Sex for Dummies"

http://www.2shared.com/file/2306177/cf6f6a2f/Sex_For_Dummies.html

someone else download it first.

And if that doesn't help you, this will

A Practical Guide to Suicide (http://www.satanservice.org/tokus/suicide/guide/)

HandofZek's blowjobs are fair at best...

FAIR at BEST.

The only way to position a handgun to ensure death is to point it directly at a large group of police officers, preferably of a different skin color than yours.

That is true...

You idiots...
Think of how quickly this problem would solve itself if no one bothered teaching people to stupid to know how to have sex, how to have sex.

Now we must prepare for another wave...

We should also make a required watching thread.
It has to include Chasing Amy.
Its like the single most quoted movie EVAR in S&A

All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

I'm considering downloading it out of pure curiosity