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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-09-13, 05:58 |
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 If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
In a situation where theres no way around it and you are faced to choose any person of your own gender to have sex with, who would it be?
Id say either
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/7/9/4/12824974-12824977-slarge.jpg
Brandon Boyd
Or
http://media.newtimes.com/16811.0.jpg
Trent Reznor
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#2
2007-09-13, 06:01 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Brad Pitt.
Although, in retrospect, Brad Pitt would have to fuck me.
You don't fuck Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt fucks you.
Because Brad Pitt's asshole secretes battery acid.
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2007-09-13, 06:03 |
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Brad Pitt.
Although, in retrospect, Brad Pitt would have to fuck me.
You don't fuck Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt fucks you.
Because Brad Pitt's asshole secretes battery acid.
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Id probably fuck Pitt too. This thread is starting to make me feel gay btw. |
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2007-09-13, 06:04 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Personally, I think that even straight people can see the attraction in others of their own gender. It doesn't make you gay, unless you actually perform acts of a homosexual nature. Many a man have fallen pray to some weird ass motherfucking thoughts, but it is not until you actually do the dirty have you crossed the line.
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2007-09-13, 06:05 |
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Personally, I think that even straight people can see the attraction in others of their own gender. It doesn't make you gay, unless you actually perform acts of a homosexual nature. Many a man have fallen pray to some weird ass motherfucking thoughts, but it is not until you actually do the dirty have you crossed the line.
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what if you do those dirty thoughts to youself? does that make you gay? |
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#6
2007-09-13, 06:08 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
No. What the fuck guys? People can get off on crazy shit, it doesn't make them gay. It is not until you have a dick in your mouth, your tongue in an asshole, or you are getting cornholed (or doing the cornholing) that you are gay.
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2007-09-13, 06:09 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Johnny Depp. If I had no choice in the matter, it would be Johnny Depp.
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2007-09-13, 06:10 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
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No. What the fuck guys? People can get off on crazy shit, it doesn't make them gay. It is not until you have a dick in your mouth, your tongue in an asshole, or you are getting cornholed (or doing the cornholing) that you are gay.
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What if its your own dick? |
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2007-09-13, 06:15 |
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No. What the fuck guys? People can get off on crazy shit, it doesn't make them gay. It is not until you have a dick in your mouth, your tongue in an asshole, or you are getting cornholed (or doing the cornholing) that you are gay.
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lol ya man. who doesnt enjoy a finger in their asshole while theyre yanking it? |
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2007-09-13, 06:17 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
lol ya man. who doesnt enjoy a finger in their asshole while theyre yanking it?
*Raises hand*
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#11
2007-09-13, 06:22 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
*Raises hand*
uuhhh.... what?
you do or you dont enjoy it?
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2007-09-13, 06:25 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
uuhhh.... what?
you do or you dont enjoy it?
No dude, thats sick!
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2007-09-13, 06:27 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
No dude, thats sick!
LMAO. I know, isnt it??
*pulls finger out of asshole*
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#14
2007-09-13, 06:32 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
I've performed autofellatio, and no, it does not make you gay.
It makes you one step closer to becoming a sexual god, and there pleasure and sense of accomplishment it brings with it makes the entire situation 100% worth the effort.
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2007-09-13, 06:34 |
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my best friend so we could end this battle of who is better in the sack. it would be awkward and bony and oh so memorable. it's really a pity we're both so straight. we'd be the best couple.
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2007-09-13, 07:32 |
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I would fuck trent reznor any day. Or vv. You know, just to fuck one of the greats. And he's hot as shit.
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2007-09-13, 07:40 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Probably some very feminine looking 15-y.o. boy. Yes, it's legal here.
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#18
2007-09-13, 09:57 |
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A bisexual kinky friend of mine, no celebs.
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2007-09-13, 10:24 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Jessica Alba.
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2007-09-13, 11:13 |
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Personally, I think that even straight people can see the attraction in others of their own gender. It doesn't make you gay, unless you actually perform acts of a homosexual nature. Many a man have fallen pray to some weird ass motherfucking thoughts, but it is not until you actually do the dirty have you crossed the line.
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What if somebody's every waking hour is filled with fantasies of getting reamed in the ass by a big, butch guy, and taking his cock in their mouth, and getting teabagged, and everything like that, but they remain a virgin 'til the day they die despite being repulsed by the thought of any kind of sexual contact with females? That's like saying virgins have no sexuality. Better to say "until someone is willing to have a dick in their ass/mouth/peehole/whatever".
Anyway, I'd fuck Johnny Depp. C'mon, he's hot. Plus I'd have one over on practically every female in the world, and I could make a fortune from magazine interviews. My reputation as mystical A-list celebrity ass-fucker would probably get me into a fair few good parties, too. |
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2007-09-13, 11:32 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
I would kill myself.
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2007-09-13, 11:32 |
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Oli sykes, Darn i'd turn gay for this dude
http://www.peta2.com/stuff/page/180-meatsucksshirt.jpg
so what.... :p
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2007-09-13, 12:06 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
I dunno, I almost said Milla Jovovich because damn that woman is beautifull.
But I think I'd be too insecure and nervous to have sex with something as beautifull as her, so I'd probably just chose to fuck some random fat woman because then I'd be the pretty one and I'd be in controll and confident.
Dawn French, perhaps? Because then afterwards I could pelt her with terrys chocolate oranges and yell "THEY'RE YOURS BITCH, YOURS!!!!!" and then I could watch her eat them all and rub melting chocolate over her layers and piles and mounds of flubber and I'd rub her in margarine and marshmallows and entice her into living in my attic and
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#24
2007-09-13, 12:32 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
^^ And people say that I'M fucked up, Jesus Fucking Christ..
Mr. Happy makes a good point. I think that a willingness to go through with those sexual acts defines your sexuality, and I want you to know that your point was well put. So while most guys either probably can or do get off on the idea of gay sex acts, it's only when you are ready to do them and want to do them that it becomes a homosexual agenda.
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2007-09-13, 13:03 |
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^^ And people say that I'M fucked up, Jesus Fucking Christ..
Mr. Happy makes a good point. I think that a willingness to go through with those sexual acts defines your sexuality, and I want you to know that your point was well put. So while most guys either probably can or do get off on the idea of gay sex acts, it's only when you are ready to do them and want to do them that it becomes a homosexual agenda.
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You criticise me and then go on to criticise the people who criticise people.
My head....
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2007-09-13, 14:23 |
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/AmbientSoul61/ShirleyManson.jpg
Shirley Manson.
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2007-09-13, 15:05 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Lonneke Engel
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#28
2007-09-13, 17:27 |
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Matthew McConaughey.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/matthewmcconaughey/matthew_mcconaughey1_300_40.jpg
he is one sexy man.
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2007-09-13, 21:05 |
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*Gay-o-meter explodes*
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#30
2007-09-13, 21:10 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
*Gay-o-meter explodes*
Oh cmon, dont tell me you wouldnt fuck Matt McConaughey
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2007-09-13, 21:16 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Oh cmon, dont tell me you wouldnt fuck Matt McConaughey
Heh, looks like you'd still choose him even if you were later told that you don't really have to have sex with a person of your own gender!
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2007-09-13, 21:19 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Heh, looks like you'd still choose him even if you were later told that you don't really have to have sex with a person of your own gender!
sure, if i were gay.
doesnt make you gay to say another man is good looking.
penetration makes you.
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2007-09-13, 21:30 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
sure, if i were gay.
doesnt make you gay to say another man is good looking.
penetration makes you.
I honestly can't judge the hotness of another guy. At all.
That's why I am amazed that girls can judge attractiveness of both men, and other girls.
And I don't get how you can tell that a girl looks attractive, and be repulsed by the thought of kissing her/having sex with her.
Which leads us to believe that most girls are bisexual, and their excuses for not getting involved in a threesome of the cool kind are in fact bullshit.
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2007-09-13, 21:32 |
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Deffinetlly would go for a tranny. That way its not a hairy dude you're nailing, but a chick with some extra package.
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2007-09-13, 21:33 |
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Deffinetlly would go for a tranny. That way its not a hairy dude you're nailing, but a chick with some extra package.
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2007-09-13, 21:45 |
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Probably Mikael Åkerfeldt of Opeth.
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2007-09-13, 23:00 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
If I had to do a guy I'd find an alzheimer's patient...He wouldn't remember my impressive sexual skills and come chasing me for more.
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2007-09-13, 23:15 |
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Id probably fuck Pitt too. This thread is starting to make me feel gay btw.
You're fucking gay for starting this thread.
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2007-09-13, 23:15 |
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Heh, looks like you'd still choose him even if you were later told that you don't really have to have sex with a person of your own gender!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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2007-09-13, 23:21 |
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Just because you drive a truck once doesn't make you a truck driver.
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2007-09-13, 23:24 |
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Just because you drive a truck once doesn't make you a truck driver.
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2007-09-13, 23:28 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Yeah, but sucking a dick once does make you a dick sucker.
You say that like its a bad thing. I've sucked cock a couple of times and it was fun. Not great but fun.
So I'm a cocksucker and?
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#43
2007-09-13, 23:54 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
You say that like its a bad thing. I've sucked cock a couple of times and it was fun. Not great but fun.
So I'm a cocksucker and?
Lol, and...? I don't think there is anything to finish that sentence with. Sucking dick is a bad thing? I surely don't think so, seeing as how I prefer head over sex ;P
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2007-09-14, 00:00 |
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http://gallery.beautifullyscarred.net/albums/userpics/10001/shootouttake1.JPG
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2007-09-14, 02:19 |
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Sean Connery when he was younger.
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2007-09-14, 03:33 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Dawn French, perhaps? Because then afterwards I could pelt her with terrys chocolate oranges and yell "THEY'RE YOURS BITCH, YOURS!!!!!" and then I could watch her eat them all and rub melting chocolate over her layers and piles and mounds of flubber and I'd rub her in margarine and marshmallows and entice her into living in my attic and
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
God damn the thoughts of that fucking cracked me up...Thanks sweetheart! :D
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2007-09-14, 04:59 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
I dunno, probably myself. Having sex with myself would be freakin' sweet.
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2007-09-14, 05:34 |
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Lol, and...? I don't think there is anything to finish that sentence with. Sucking dick is a bad thing? I surely don't think so, seeing as how I prefer head over sex ;P
you like giving head?
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2007-09-14, 05:42 |
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My friend.
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2007-09-14, 05:55 |
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David Bowie.
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2007-09-14, 06:44 |
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shant from cute is what we aim for;)
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2007-09-14, 09:14 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Myself
Or maybe that "LEAVE BRITENY ALONE" guy
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2007-09-14, 09:37 |
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Matthew McConaughey.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/matthewmcconaughey/matthew_mcconaughey1_300_40.jpg
he is one sexy man.
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"You know what I love about high school girls, maaan? I keep gettin' older, and they stay the same age!"
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2007-09-14, 14:28 |
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you like giving head?
Idiot...read the context of the post.
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2007-09-14, 16:27 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
Who I'd fuck is different to who I find attractive, in regards to my own sex.
In the film 'Strange days' there's this really beautifull girl, she's really tall with very white skin, and weird cybergoth makeup. She's got long blonde hair in dreadlocks and wears very skimpy clothing.And she's a bodyguard/henchman of some sort.
To me, she is ...amazingly beautifull. But I wouldnt want to fuck her.
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2007-09-14, 17:24 |
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I can think of at least one person I've known, but the real names ban intercedes, obviously. God he was hot.
His girlfriend was hot, too. Fuck it.
I honestly can't judge the hotness of another guy. At all.
That's not because you're straight, it's because you're mentally defective.
Anyway, uh... I'd probably have sex with Tom Cruise so I could donkey punch him for being such a douchebag faggot.
Nice.
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2007-09-14, 17:35 |
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either johnny depp or orlando bloom.
maybe just a VERY convincing transvestite, but everyone would probably say that.
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2007-09-17, 04:26 |
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do shemales count?
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2007-09-17, 04:29 |
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ooo i got a good one.
patrick swayze. hes a good looking man. (no homo)
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2007-09-17, 04:31 |
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Who I'd fuck is different to who I find attractive, in regards to my own sex.
In the film 'Strange days' there's this really beautifull girl, she's really tall with very white skin, and weird cybergoth makeup. She's got long blonde hair in dreadlocks and wears very skimpy clothing.And she's a bodyguard/henchman of some sort.
To me, she is ...amazingly beautifull. But I wouldnt want to fuck her.
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So what is the point of your post?
ooo i got a good one.
patrick swayze. hes a good looking man. (no homo)
You are a homo, and you would probably ask him to teach you to "Dirty Dance" all fucking flamboyant and cliche like. |
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2007-09-17, 04:33 |
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You are a homo, and you would probably ask him to teach you to "Dirty Dance" all fucking flamboyant and cliche like.
you should ask him to teach you to dance, so you can exercise and get rid of those bitch tits.
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2007-09-17, 04:34 |
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you should ask him to teach you to dance, so you can exercise and get rid of those bitch tits.
No, because he likes them, bet you didn't know that? Probably because Patrick doesn't really love your ass, fucking homo.
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2007-09-17, 04:40 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
No, because he likes them, bet you didn't know that? Probably because Patrick doesn't really love your ass, fucking homo.
wow you just implied your homo for patrick swayze.
dont get all jealous.
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2007-09-17, 15:04 |
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Re: If you had to have sex with someone of your own gender
wow you just implied your homo for patrick swayze.
dont get all jealous.
No what I implied is that me and Patrick are actually friends in real life, and I know he isn't homosexual. Therefore I know he wouldn't sleep with you, and I know he also wouldn't sleep with you on the grounds that you're a boring loser.
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2007-09-17, 15:09 |
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I'm a homo.
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2007-09-17, 15:11 |
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I'm a homo.
Then pick a girl you would sleep with.
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2007-09-17, 15:17 |
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this is too difficult.:(
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