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 #1 
Old 2007-09-10, 23:53
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Default Am i really THAT UGLY???

Ok i seem to be having some problems with girls here.I havent had a relation ship last for more than 2 months. Alot of the girls that like me are really gross.. some are cute but not my type Ie. Ghetto/trashy gangster girls that type Liik3 Thiis.

Here is my type of girl.
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t153/demik_2007/l_554c79de30fdb3c5eca32aaa1f132365.jpg
But it is rare that these types of girls like me. I mean some are attracted it seems. Lots of smiley faces when they text me ect. But it seems to never go anywhere, I am aware that scene/emo girls can be very stuck up. I think i have a good personality i can make people laugh. I think that the girls think im some hardcore thug.. wich i am not. Im a graffiti artist that is into hip-hop culture.

Now the other thing is i could just be very ugly. I am planning on growing my hair out. I think they will like that more.
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t153/demik_2007/l_097564f0f758e1cd8ab73a00890e5c92.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t153/demik_2007/l_50ff792d4c94592e46f5255cdbfccf33.jpg
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t153/demik_2007/142623.jpg
Please do not close this thread because i am not just posting a pic asking if im cute or not. It has to do with why i cannot get some girls and why my relationships are so short.
thank you,
 #2 
Old 2007-09-10, 23:56
Miroba Miroba is offline
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your never gonna get a specific type of girl.
just go after the girls that like you.
go after a fatty and youll get definite pussy.
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Old 2007-09-10, 23:59
kaworu_nagisa kaworu_nagisa is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miroba
your never gonna get a specific type of girl.
just go after the girls that like you.
go after a fatty and youll get definite pussy.


Having sex with fat chicks is NOTHING to be proud of
 #4 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:00
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inside your daughter
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miroba
your never gonna get a specific type of girl.
just go after the girls that like you.
go after a fatty and youll get definite pussy.


thats not much help i know i can get fat bitches but i want i girl i can be seen around with
 #5 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:06
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thats not much help i know i can get fat bitches but i want i girl i can be seen around with

I wanted to post something constructive, but now I hope you'll never get any in your life.

This really fucking pisses me off... If you want a girl as a fucking accessory then get yourself a fucking hooker to go to every party, it'll safe you the trouble.
 #6 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:06
TheSoundsOfScience TheSoundsOfScience is offline
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Because you look beaner-ish and I doubt that most emo/scene girls are into that.
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Old 2007-09-11, 00:10
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I'm sorry, but you are too ugly to ever get a suicide girl.
 #8 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:10
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totse
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you say you've had girlfriends before, they just haven't lasted. that should say something about your ability to get a girl.

most likely, the problem is your attitude.
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Old 2007-09-11, 00:11
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inside your daughter
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Originally Posted by TheSoundsOfScience
Because you look beaner-ish and I doubt that most emo/scene girls are into that.


what about the brown emo scene girls? i see alot of emo white girls with hispanic guys at school.

And other dude, i do get pussy. But its usualy girls i dont really like.
 #10 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:14
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Originally Posted by DrSuicide
I'm sorry, but you are too ugly to ever get a suicide girl.


more than Half of the suicide girls are to ugly to ever get me
 #11 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:18
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I hate you so much.
 #12 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:20
Khepri Khepri is offline
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more than Half of the suicide girls are to ugly to ever get me

LOL. Wow.
 #13 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:21
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more than Half of the suicide girls are to ugly to ever get me

Listen to xilikeeggs0: attitude...

You ask here if you are ugly and then you post this kind of comment. This makes it seem you want everybody to say how nice you look.

Why do you think I firstly did not contribute? Because you come of as an arrogant and pompous ass. Girls don't like that.

How old are you? Seriously, no offense meant, but on the pictures you look insanely young.
 #14 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:25
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totse
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Listen to xilikeeggs0: attitude...

You ask here if you are ugly and then you post this kind of comment. This makes it seem you want everybody to say how nice you look.

Why do you think I firstly did not contribute? Because you come of as an arrogant and pompous ass. Girls don't like that.

How old are you? Seriously, no offense meant, but on the pictures you look insanely young.

exactly. and i don't know where you are, but down here, 90% of the scene/emo girls are mexican. but then again, the city i live in is like 60+% mexican, but still.

and WHY THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING INTERNET GOING SO FUCKING SLOW?!?!?! I HAVE FUCKING CABLE INTERNET THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FASTEST THERE IS, BUT DIALUP IS FASTER THAN THIS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK!
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Old 2007-09-11, 00:28
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exactly. and i don't know where you are, but down here, 90% of the scene/emo girls are mexican. but then again, the city i live in is like 60+% mexican, but still.

and WHY THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING INTERNET GOING SO FUCKING SLOW?!?!?! I HAVE FUCKING CABLE INTERNET THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FASTEST THERE IS, BUT DIALUP IS FASTER THAN THIS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK!

No worries. It's totse. :-)
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Old 2007-09-11, 00:28
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inside your daughter
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Listen to xilikeeggs0: attitude...

You ask here if you are ugly and then you post this kind of comment. This makes it seem you want everybody to say how nice you look.

Why do you think I firstly did not contribute? Because you come of as an arrogant and pompous ass. Girls don't like that.

How old are you? Seriously, no offense meant, but on the pictures you look insanely young.

NO. I was just trying to say that half of the suicide girls are fucking ugly. Only a few are sexy.

The skinny skinny ones with dread locks and manly faces are disgusting.
And no im not trying to get every to say how nice i look.
And im 16. i dont look that fucking young.
 #17 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:29
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The simple answer is that you're a Beta-male. That chick, she's an Alpha-female, and goes after Alpha-males. Despite the peircings which I'm not a fan of, she's fucking hot. Your not ugly, you're just not an Alpha-male. You lack the winning attitude for one thing, you're really scrawny and probably weigh 135-145 lbs with a 28" waist. Your shoulder to hip ratio is pathetic, ideal is waist should be 70% of your shoulders, so you need to swim and ride bike to broaden up. That 70% ratio is approx. ideal muscle structure, so you're stronger with less mass if you measure in close to this ratio. This matters because the triangle this forms drives the women mad. Big legs also drive women mad. I'd grow some hair if I was you. You can definitely improve yourself and land some decent pussy, but you'll never be the top alpha-male, so don't shoot too high. Good luck.
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Old 2007-09-11, 00:33
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Originally Posted by easeoflife22
The simple answer is that you're a Beta-male. That chick, she's an Alpha-female, and goes after Alpha-males. Despite the peircings which I'm not a fan of, she's fucking hot. Your not ugly, you're just not an Alpha-male. You lack the winning attitude for one thing, you're really scrawny and probably weigh 135-145 lbs with a 28" waist. Your shoulder to hip ratio is pathetic, ideal is waist should be 70% of your shoulders, so you need to swim and ride bike to broaden up. That 70% ratio is approx. ideal muscle structure, so you're stronger with less mass if you measure in close to this ratio. This matters because the triangle this forms drives the women mad. Big legs also drive women mad. I'd grow some hair if I was you. You can definitely improve yourself and land some decent pussy, but you'll never be the top alpha-male, so don't shoot too high. Good luck.


good advice but who the fuck said i was trying to get that exact bitch. She was an example for the TYPE/LABEl of girls i want.
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Old 2007-09-11, 00:42
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good advice but who the fuck said i was trying to get that exact bitch. She was an example for the TYPE/LABEl of girls i want.

First off all, you do not look your age. I would've estimated you around 14. If you look younger that's not a winning point.

Secondly, you do not get the point. If you keep on talking about girls like "bitches", you might as well give up now.

You are in the hip scene, fine, but stop acting like some cocky bastard who is the shit. That attitude will get you girls, and they'll last for a short time. If you want something more definite, stop the whole gangster act.
 #20 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:42
BlackAbstract919 BlackAbstract919 is offline
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The simple answer is that you're a Beta-male. That chick, she's an Alpha-female, and goes after Alpha-males.
Quite the brave new world reference.
I dont know why you'd want an emo/scene girl but in my experience they don't respond to "game" they respond to pathetically insecure and emotionally damaged individuals. In my opinion these chicks are real superficial and If you desperately want to hook up with such a girl you have to be a cliche. Join a band, tell them you like *insert punk band name* and cut yourself/get piercing. at the end of the day you'll realize that they may not be your type and.

Alternative- Find a girl thats crazy about you and turn her into what your into whatever.
 #21 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:43
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EL O EL.
you sir, are ugly.
you look like a half retarded mexican chav.
I hope you are a troll, because if you aren't you are a gigantic fool.
no girl, that looks like that picture would fall for you.
Mebe a fat chick with a speech problem that a you found at a family picnic might give you a handjob.

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god you're ugly.
 #22 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:47
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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go to hell and stay there you ugly son of a bitch,


if you want love and encouragement go fuck yourself
 #23 
Old 2007-09-11, 00:47
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First off all, you do not look your age. I would've estimated you around 14. If you look younger that's not a winning point.

Secondly, you do not get the point. If you keep on talking about girls like "bitches", you might as well give up now.

You are in the hip scene, fine, but stop acting like some cocky bastard who is the shit. That attitude will get you girls, and they'll last for a short time. If you want something more definite, stop the whole gangster act.

this. exactly.
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Old 2007-09-11, 01:07
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this. exactly.

exactly what that guy was "this exactly"ing about
the gangster fag thing is really immature.
 #25 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:10
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Hot or Not.com (http://www.hotornot.com/)

Use it. It is your friend.
 #26 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:14
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Wow, thats a lot of flames in this thread. Lets try for serious responses shall we?

Dude youre not horrible but you look young, immature, and perhaps a bit ignorant. Read the classic books, appreciate shit other than smoking bowls and graffiti, and most of all have a better all around attitude about women. I would shave as well, and just be upfront with girls.

Your not as ugly as everyone is saying. Dont listen to the racism. Its just your attitude thats pissing people off.
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Old 2007-09-11, 01:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TruthWielder
Wow, thats a lot of flames in this thread. Lets try for serious responses shall we?

Dude youre not horrible but you look young, immature, and perhaps a bit ignorant. Read the classic books, appreciate shit other than smoking bowls and graffiti, and most of all have a better all around attitude about women. I would shave as well, and just be upfront with girls.

Your not as ugly as everyone is saying. Dont listen to the racism. Its just your attitude thats pissing people off.


Thank you dude, but i seriously dont act like that around girls.
 #28 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:38
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Dude looks like a muppet to me. I'm almost waiting for a real man's arm to come out of his ass, and the lifeless shell of what he calls a body gets dropped hapahazardly on the floor by the puppeteer as he hurriedly searches for the Kermit The Frog puppet for shooting the last scene of the day in the next muppet movie.
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Old 2007-09-11, 01:42
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Thank you dude, but i seriously dont act like that around girls.

But then why do you act like this now?

My mind is on giving you a hand and trying to help you out, but it is impossible to do that if you would not act the same here as you would in real life..

10 years ago, at your age, I was really hard into hip-hop, when it was just the start of the movement in Belgium. I was dabbling in free-styling, spraying graffiti - the works... yet, I never made myself look rougher or tougher than I was. I was just a plain old Joe, who was into hip-hop.

But that is not the impression you give. You try to look rough and tough, but you are not. Stop trying to be a gangster and just be yourself. Seriously.

I'm not flaming, I'm giving advice... Heed it...
 #30 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:44
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Maybe if you wern't a beaner girls would like you

Stay away from my white women!
 #31 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DaGuru
Dude looks like a muppet to me. I'm almost waiting for a real man's arm to come out of his ass, and the lifeless shell of what he calls a body gets dropped hapahazardly on the floor by the puppeteer as he hurriedly searches for the Kermit The Frog puppet for shooting the last scene of the day in the next muppet movie.


That was pure poetry.
 #32 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:47
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But then why do you act like this now?

My mind is on giving you a hand and trying to help you out, but it is impossible to do that if you would not act the same here as you would in real life..

10 years ago, at your age, I was really hard into hip-hop, when it was just the start of the movement in Belgium. I was dabbling in free-styling, spraying graffiti - the works... yet, I never made myself look rougher or tougher than I was. I was just a plain old Joe, who was into hip-hop.

But that is not the impression you give. You try to look rough and tough, but you are not. Stop trying to be a gangster and just be yourself. Seriously.

I'm not flaming, I'm giving advice... Heed it...

How about you stop labeling. I am being my self. Who the fuck do you think im trying to be? And the way i talk on here is the way i talk in person with my friends. Why? Because i live in a urban are a pretty rough neighborhood and i dont hang with a bunch of preps or jocks. We call girls bitches n hoes and all that good shit. How am i trying to be tough? how can you tell from 3 pictures?
 #33 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:55
Synthetic Ant Synthetic Ant is offline
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Well... I may hate you, due to other stupid, stupid threads and posts you have made, but I'll try to be nice.

First off, people are right, judging by the pictures and posts you have made, you are in fact a very cocky individual. You seem to think very highly of yourself. Confidence is good, but being big-headed is bad. Learn where the line is and do not cross it. Also, for all of the shit you talk, it's good to have something to back it up with.

You say that you don't talk to girls like you're talking here, which is good. You can go for the snobby, sexist personality, but you gotta be witty with it and show some intelligence behind it. You've also gotta make sure they know you're joking and they can take it. Also, know when to drop that attitude.

Some people said that this thing that was previously suggested was dumb, but lift some weights and run or something. Get in better shape. Girls like it, it'll make you more confident if you need it and you won't get pushed around by other guys (if that happens at all).

And last: the look. Other people mentioned it. As far as I know "gangsters" don't really get that many girls, but it's not like they don't get any. Just don't take yourself so seriously. As other people said, get into some stuff other than video games and smoking pot. It's good to seem like you're tough, but also be a little sophisticated. "Yo guy" =/= a pickup line.

Make lots of friends, girls will also like it when you seem to know everyone.
 #34 
Old 2007-09-11, 01:58
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How about you stop labeling. I am being my self. Who the fuck do you think im trying to be? And the way i talk on here is the way i talk in person with my friends. Why? Because i live in a urban are a pretty rough neighborhood and i dont hang with a bunch of preps or jocks. We call girls bitches n hoes and all that good shit. How am i trying to be tough? how can you tell from 3 pictures?

I did not react on your pictures at all. You wanted an opinion and I gave it. You give things like this:

"No fat bitches. A girl I can be seen with"
"Half the suicide girls can't get me, I'm too pretty"

And you expect this attitude to help you with a decent relationship?

I never reacted on your pictures. Other people said you look like a "beanie". I just said you looked young and for the rest my interpretations were on the way you acted.

You asked advice. And my response was: you look young and you act in a way that girls will find charming for a short period of time.

I did not call you names or act offensive in any way. You interpreted it that way, but I suggest you look at the thoughts behind it. Girls do not like the super though guys, they like somebody with a heart.
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Old 2007-09-11, 02:04
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Well For Fucks Sake I Guess Im Going To Grow My Hair Long Wear Some Eye Liner And Wear Chick Pants And Listen To Chiodos.
 #36 
Old 2007-09-11, 02:13
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
Well For Fucks Sake I Guess Im Going To Grow My Hair Long Wear Some Eye Liner And Wear Chick Pants And Listen To Chiodos.


If you don't like getting criticism, then why bother posting? I was being constructive and I was not the only one. Yet your only reaction is to get defensive.

And before you post a reply, read everything again and again, and realize people are trying to friendly and help instead of reacting hurt and defensive.
 #37 
Old 2007-09-11, 02:30
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Maybe it's because you look like you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with a pussy if one was thrown in your face. You look 13. No one wants to fuck a 13 year old.Girls see you and think, wow, that guy is tiny, I bet his penis is super small. He's nice though, so I'll stay friends with him.

In other words, cock slap a bitch.
 #38 
Old 2007-09-11, 02:30
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emo girls dont go out with wiggers

drop the gangsta look, grow out your hair, get some lip piercings and wear a t shirt with a sad face.

DEN ULL GET HANJOBZ WIT GURLZ WIT DA BLOODY WRISTZZ


BLOODJOBZ!
 #39 
Old 2007-09-11, 02:38
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You want a SuicideGirl? Don't we all!

Stop being a spic and start doing obscene amounts of cocaine.

If that doesn't work, try heroin.

One of those two will get you an SG.
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Old 2007-09-11, 02:44
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How about you stop labeling. I am being my self. Who the fuck do you think im trying to be? And the way i talk on here is the way i talk in person with my friends. Why? Because i live in a urban are a pretty rough neighborhood and i dont hang with a bunch of preps or jocks. We call girls bitches n hoes and all that good shit. How am i trying to be tough? how can you tell from 3 pictures?

No, it's more the fact that you're the type of person who is insecure enough to post his picture on the internet so that people can critique you about your appearance, so in order to keep yourself from being discovered you put on this really retarded bravado and call girls bitches.

Your appearance doesn't matter because you need the grow the fuck up. Girls don't want to hang around a scared ass kid... learn to believe in yourself and respect girls and you won't end up with girls that are stuck with you because they don't think they can do any better than some asshole that says "hoe". It's not the fact that the word is disrespectful (I can't imagine someone being called a hoe and not laughing), it's just the fact that if I hear someone say a word so retarded I can already tell I'll never want to have a conversation with them.

I hope this is more helpful than all of the 'beaner' and 'you're ugly' bullshit.
 #41 
Old 2007-09-11, 03:59
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You are pretty unattractive in the way you hold yourself. Mostly from what I've seen if you, it's probably your personality that blows apart your chances of every getting a decent girl of any sort. Take your thread in SG for instance. If you are serious about that shit at all, I'd say that sort of behavior is most definitely a contributing factor. I'd say lighten up a bit and be kinder to people. I don't know about other girls, but I'd never want to date anyone who acted so immature and senselessly cruel.

Edit: Oh yeah, I'd just like to add that I have not met many gothy suicide-girl types that date the hip-hoppy gangsta types. If you want a suicide girl, appeal to that crowd.
 #42 
Old 2007-09-11, 04:05
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I wanted to post something constructive, but now I hope you'll never get any in your life.

This really fucking pisses me off... If you want a girl as a fucking accessory then get yourself a fucking hooker to go to every party, it'll safe you the trouble.

It's save, not a fucking lockbox, prick.


Anyways, I'm sorry but you are ugly.

And yeah, pretty much your screenname tells me who you are.

Some obnoxious fucking Mexican.

You want solutions to life go drop some acid and do something non-empirical with your life.
 #43 
Old 2007-09-11, 04:17
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more than Half of the suicide girls are to ugly to ever get me

for someone who wants an ego boost, you sure are conceited.
 #44 
Old 2007-09-11, 04:34
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I really really should close this but the OP is such a twat and lulz are thin on the ground at the moment.
 #45 
Old 2007-09-11, 04:59
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ooo wow a guy is confident in him self.. big fucking deal. Suck my pinche dick
 #46 
Old 2007-09-11, 05:07
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Originally Posted by FragginNoobsInColumbine
ooo wow a guy is confident in him self.. big fucking deal. Suck my pinche dick


hahahaa


"confident" but yet you need an ego boost from &T.

shut the fuck up, go hang yourself

or at least huff raid

PS: Graffiti is not art. Graffiti is shit.
 #47 
Old 2007-09-11, 05:48
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tell me where you live so i can kick your ass
 #48 
Old 2007-09-11, 05:51
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lol this thread is silly.
 #49 
Old 2007-09-11, 06:48
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lulz@down syndrome wetback
 #50 
Old 2007-09-11, 10:35
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Your shoulder to hip ratio is pathetic, ideal is waist should be 70% of your shoulders, so you need to swim and ride bike to broaden up.

Swimming and riding bicycles makes your BONES GROW LONGER? Holy fuck professor, what other pro tips do you have to share!?!?
 #51 
Old 2007-09-11, 16:44
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grow your hair out.
 #52 
Old 2007-09-11, 21:42
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Swimming and riding bicycles makes your BONES GROW LONGER? Holy fuck professor, what other pro tips do you have to share!?!?

Omfg I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. 'Cuz of course, I imagined that all being said in the voice of a young boy, as if from Pokemon or something.

I mean seriously also, weight training could probably get you a better soulder-waist ratio, not aerobics. In fact, aerobics will probably not help this guy at all, since he already looks pretty skinny.
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Old 2007-09-11, 21:44
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To answer your question, yes.
 
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