..do you ever think, "fuck, what a waste of an hour. I should have read a book or done something productive."

EDIT:

I think people misunderstood me. It doesn't take an hour for me to fap, but after surfing t3h interwebs, finding some good porn, then fapping, it comes out to about an hour.

I don't take an hour to fap..

I take 10 minutes to fap TOPS unless im on meth or something.

Fapping isn't a waste, it's a necessity.

Srsly.

I just fapped and was done in 6 minutes.

Of course, I spent the preceding hour on RedTube, but I don't factor my warm up into the total time.

I take 40 seconds to fap max.

Srsly.

I just fapped and was done in 6 minutes.

Of course, I spent the preceding hour on RedTube, but I don't factor my warm up into the total time.

Uh.. creepy... I just did the same thing.
I literatelly just finished.

I waz gettin pist off dis mornin. every sunday i sleep in an bob da bishop wen i wake up, but today it took 4 fuckin ever to cum. like an hour an a half. seriosuly. i was gettin pisst towrds da end, know what im saying. even the sheets were soaked under my ass cuz of the sweat.

normally it take me 5-10 minute.

"hmm, i have half an hour before i have to go have a shower...i'm feeling a little rowdy..."

...

"all right, check that off my list. think i'll go have some breakfast with my remaining 28 minutes."

seriously dude, an hour?

And this is coming from a chick!

This chick can get off in two fucking minutes, and it takes you an hour, OP? Thou art fail.

it takes me a while somtimes to nigger. most of the time i can cum quick if i WANT to. but somtimes i waste a fuckin day jerkin it. once u start u cant stomp until you cum, so if it takes a loong time, your fuked for time, ya feel.

i WISH i could jack off for a hour.

Anyone ever beat it for multiple hours while tweekin?

Uhh...an hour isnt all that special if you have porn. Fuck...in my teenage years, I used to sit down and fap for some...10 hours a day, when I had nothing better to do during the summer. It's not at all challenging to keep yourself from orgasm.

Nowadays, I dont have nearly that much time, and i usually finish within 10 minutes or so. But I'm usually dissapointed that it doesnt last a little longer.

i've beat it for multiple hours before without tweaking

No, but i tried jerking off for an hour on DXM. Its the most fucked up thing. I didnt cum. It was impossible. Didnt feel any pleasure at all. Im surprised i was still able to get multiple boners.

takes me at least 10 minutes to do the deed... 1 hour max. Usually around 30-45 minutes per session. And if I try to prolong it, it's only 10 mins more ;_;.

No, but i tried jerking off for an hour on DXM. Its the most fucked up thing. I didnt cum. It was impossible. Didnt feel any pleasure at all. Im surprised i was still able to get multiple boners.

faggot

Usually takes me around 45 minutes, but I like to take my time. I only do it if I have nothing better to do anyways, so I can usually time it to my free time pretty well. It's all about pacing yourself.

I also don't consider it a waste of time, as I only do it when there is nothing else Icould be doing to entertain myself. Keeps me from being bored.

I can do it fast but I like to spend a long time doing it. Feels better in the end that way. As far as I know you cum harder and you ejaculate more.

I usually spend over an hour doing it. Though like I said I can jack off quick if I wanted to (10 min or so), although sometimes it can take longer then I want it too.

This thread should be renamed "How long does it take you to jerk off?"

I usually take my time with it. Twenty minutes or so. I've never been so bored that it's taken a fuckin hour, unless the porno is really, really good.

I normally take from about 6 to 15 minutes if I don't draw it out, I just don't see the point in going for longer than 20 minutes though, to me that just seems like a way of procrastinating. Or fucking yourself.
Although sometimes I can get off in about 2 minutes from good ol' morning wood, depending on how good a dream I was having before hand.

..do you ever think, "fuck, what a waste of an hour. I should have read a book or done something productive."

An hour?

More like 36 hours. I cum pretty quick the first time, but...

(catecholamine loading. just say no if you wanna respect yourself in the morning)

Yeah there's times that I go in less than two minutes.

Does anyone else find it necessary to crank it if they wake up with morning wood?

..do you ever think, "fuck, what a waste of an hour. I should have read a book or done something productive."

Usually not an hour, but I do legitimately regret the wasted time. If you think about it, say it's been average of 10 minutes a day for the last 3 and a half years (I started fapping pretty late, but made up for lost time...) that adds up to...almost 9 straight days of fapping . And that's honestly a pretty low estimate...

Srsly.

I just fapped and was done in 6 minutes.

Of course, I spent the preceding hour on RedTube, but I don't factor my warm up into the total time.

Of course the warm-up counts.

And it feels a lot better if you do it for a long time. An hour is not unusual. The most pleasure I tend to get is from the time I'm right on the edge of cumming, but not quite there, so I try to prolong it for as long as possible.

Normally, if I do it right, my first thought after I've just finished fapping is "Damn that was awesome!"

Back when I first discovered porn, and that my parents didn't know if I was up all night... 6-10 hours straight most friday nights/saturday mornings. Between 2 and 10 orgasms a session.

Of course, I spent the preceding hour on RedTube, but I don't factor my warm up into the total time.

That's what I meant. The total time you waste is about an hour. I only take like 10min as well, but it takes an hour+ of my day

Yup, all the time, I also get pissed because I have no self control...

It takes me longer to trawl the sites for good porn than it does to do the deed.

Surely the national internets greatest invention was Flash video which single handedly killed the porn torrents. God bless you Tnaflix and Redtube.

/salutes.

Nah, the quality is too bad. I'd rather download porn torrents faster than be able to watch redtube.

..do you ever think, "fuck, what a waste of an hour. I should have read a book or done something productive."

an HOUR!?

If I beat it for an hour I think I'd blow a fuckin hole in my monitor




... but it'd feel good

That's the point.

Srsly.

I just fapped and was done in 6 minutes.

Of course, I spent the preceding hour on RedTube, but I don't factor my warm up into the total time.

One of the funnier posts I have read today. Here is some e-props.

No, his question was "do you feel like you wasted a bunch of time?"...

Yeah...

I don't take an hour. Maybe if I'm really bored. Lawl.