I've been wondering what makes you a good boyfriend. Or what do you want from your boyfriend?

I've been wondering what makes you a good boyfriend.

Indeed, I thought you might have been.

Ok, here goes:

-Charming
-Good in bed (hey I'm not good at alot of things but I'm sure as hell good at this)
-Sweet
-Honest
-Able to put women in their place from time to time (most appreciate it:p)
-Faithful
-Very supportive when something major goes wrong (though tend to get annoyed at whining about little things)

Of course there's lots that makes me a bad boyfriend as well. But what can you do?

Um...

I'm a guy so I would count as a boyfriend. Always a plus.

Other than that, nothing.

Im super paranoid about everything. I get jealous easily. I can be distant and seem uncaring. When I do seem like I care I come off as creepy. I'm annoying, protective and just a general fuck up. I suck at relationships, ugly.

But hey, at least I wouldn't cheat cos no one else would wanna get with me. Getting a girlfriend would be hard enough.

hmmm... a good boyfriend would be

intelligent
caring
want to spend time with me
want to talk to me
want to sex me
be nice to my friends
be able to teach me new things
be able to carry a conversation. a good one.

I like your attitude. You're hired!

I like your attitude. You're hired!

Did I mention I'm pessimistic? :p

I'm very jealous and over protective, but so is my girlfriend so I guess it works out. We've been together for over 2 years.

I just don't have the opportunities to approach girls, I am looking for a girlfriend though. If any girl would spend the time to get to know me, they would be pleased i think :).

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1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Whispers to each other.
3. Cook for each other.
4. Walk in the rain.
5. Hold hands.
6. Buy small gifts for each other.
7. Gift Roses.
8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear every time you're together.
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
10. Write poetry for each other.
11. Hugs are the universal medicine.
12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie!
15. Spend every second possible together.
16. Look into each other's eyes.
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly. 18. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
20. Buy her a ring.
21. Sing to each other.
22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two-deal
24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
26. Dance together.
27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it. 29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
35. Be Prince Charming to her parents. 36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
37. Hang out with his/her friends.
38. Go to church/pray/ worship together.
39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked. 40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
42. Make sacrifices for each other.
43. Really love each other, or don't stay together. 44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
50. Never forget the kiss goodnight and always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Jesus fucking christ...
Who the fuck does that.
If I was a girl and my boyfriend did that Id get intensly fucking annoyed.

These are the only things that I know about what woman want.

Be confident, cocky and assertive and willing to fight at the drop of a hat. You can't fake this either girls know.

Have dispensable money and drugs

Use disintereset and "anti game"

Fuck for extended periods in a variety of places (tablesecks, balconysecks)


pretty much it...

I can do all but that last one. But I don't have a girlfriend, maybe it's because I never leave the house though. hmmmm...





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Hmm, if the salary is good, I just as well might apply.

I can do all but that last one. But I don't have a girlfriend, maybe it's because I never leave the house though. hmmmm...





Minions Attack!

lawl same here :p

lawl same here :p

Maybe it's also that I'm now fat. :( . I also am kinda creepy sometimes. To keep away people.





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Maybe it's also that I'm now fat. :( . I also am kinda creepy sometimes. To keep away people.





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Haha! I'm tall and in shape.

But I'm also creepy at times :D

I did all of those with my last girlfriend. That must be why she still loves me, huh.

Maybe apart from the intelligent part? I mean, I'm clever, but not academic. If you see what I mean.

well congrats on that man. me and my girlfriend are both the same way and it starts up ridiculous problems way too much. got any tips?

I don't know really...People say i'm the funniest motherfucker they've ever met and I can ALWAYS seem to make people laugh their asses off and can even crack myself up half the time. So I guess that's the number one thing.

I can flick my tougnue reallllllllllllllllllllly fast ;)
Uhh.. shit having a $40,000 car doesn't put me in their bad books
I'm pretty "financially stable" for my age.
I'm confident.
Strong.
Take care of my girl however she needs it.

Anything after that is fuckin beyond me.

Ah didn't see this one...that explains it a bit better :)

Im overweight, but am very loyal, intelligent, and have a big sense of humor. Wont someone adopt me?:D

But to be serious...Yeah, I dont have a girlfriend currently, and havent had many, but the ones that I have had have taught me some things.

1. Girls love it when guys go out of their way to do small, yet nice things for them. Pick a nice flower for her, hold the door open for her, make her a nice little shoe rack, be creative. Just try not to overshower her with niceness, she may take it as creepy. And try to avoid so many storebought gifts, because as we all know, money doesnt buy love, just hookers.

2. When in conversation with her, always pay attention to her eyes. Not to her boobs, not to her mouth, not to her body, and sure as fuck not to any other women in the area. Keep it focused. And listen to what she says. If you do that, then you will be able to respond with an answer that sounds halfway intelligent, and will be able to avoid the possibility of pissing her off because you didnt listen to her whole sentence and only enough of it to draw your own over-opinionated view:)

3. Compliment her, but be original. Most girls these days get enough shallow "Youre beautifuls" and "Wow youre hots" these days that they cant stand it any more. So, compliment her often, but try to make it from your heart. If she has nice eyes, tell her that her eyes really grab your attention and you believe them to be stunning. If she has a great smile, compliment her on that. You get the idea hopefully. Once again, just dont overdo it, or you may come off as a little creepy.

Thats just a few I remembered off the top of my head, I may post more later.

I'm not going to bullshit you, I'm not a good boyfriend, my 1st relationship, I didn't even know I was in it, I only found out after she told her friends that we had breakup, which I really don't know how that happens when you don't even know you are in the relationship, and made me look like an ass, which I really didn't mind, it's a very unusual persona to be comfortable with, but I rather enjoy it. That way I have nothing to lose.

Love me, hug me, fuss me, play with me!
Aslong as you like me, and actually enjoy spending time with me, all is cool. I like it if you appreciate the things I do for you and dont act like a total cock all the time.
I want you to respect my appaling attempts to fix cars, cook food, rig up a wireless network or not, and dance. Even if they're terrible. I dont want you to lie to me but critisising me to the extent I feel like shit all the time and dont want to wake up anymore really isnt going to make me the happiest girlfriend.

I dont want to hear about how brilliant your ex was, and I dont want to know how pretty a certain skank you are/were friends with is/was.
I want to be able to trust you. I want to be able to know when I ask you a question you'll respond with the truth. Not a vague response that answers nothing, not a dirty shitty lie, not a grunt. And it would be so nice if you could actually stop staring at that fucking computer screen for just a few seconds when I try to communicate with you.
If you start to ignore me, treat me like a comodity and a usefull tool to be used when you cant be bothered to wash your clothes/cook your own food/ect, then I'll start to get unhappy.

Saying 'thankyou' if I do something nice for you is cool.

I'm not your mum, it's not my duty to care for you or be nice to you, I do it because I love you, but if you abuse that and make me think I'm completely shit and hate myself even more I'll start to stop loving you.

Deal with my eating habits, my raving insecurity, my army of guinea pigs and my bad art. Respect the fact I'm not the greatest person in the world, and actually show me once in a while that I'm not wasting my time here dicking away my life with someone who wouldnt really notice if I wasnt around.

I'm not desperate, I'm not with you out of nescessity, or because no one else would have me. I'm quite willing to leave and live my life alone if the neglect escalates.
I love you and I want to make you happy and your life good. But I wont waste my life trying to achieve that if you dont care or notice or appreciate it.

I love how smart you are and how entertaining. You're fun to be with when you're not planted infront of the computer. I like to do stuff with you, and I'm so greedy I want more. MORE!
I want to be able to talk to you and for you to not try to blank me out. I want you to want to talk to me and share your oppinions with me. If you cant do that with me then what use am I?

Also, if we're about to get into a bar brawl, I want you to ask me "do you want to wait outside or join in?" and have some confidence in me.

I'm not the best thing in your life but I'm certainly the nicest.. unless I'm pushed too far and woken up to the fact of how worthless and unpleasant you truly think I might be.

But you dont, right?

Last of all, I want you to be honest with me. If you ever start to think I suck, I'm a monster, a moron, a fat idiot, I want you to have the balls to leave me. Not stay on and emerse yourself in your internet world and hope the problem solves itself. Because they dont, they just get worse.



This thread feels like an amazon.com wishlist.

Why I'm a good boyfriend:
I'll always listen to whatever seemingly irrelevant problem my girl has (unless I am passed out).
I'll suggest solutions.
I can carry a conversation about pretty much anything, or at least will start a new one if the first flags.
I'm not in great shape, but i look good (dress well, exercise etc)
I'm ridiculously loyal.
I respect people enough to tell them the truth, even if it's blunt, cruel, or perhaps in bad taste.
I'm dedicated but not clingy--I'm only as needy as is needed of me.
I won't let people give my girl shit (unless she deserves it for something stupid or bitchy).
I'm intelligent (or at least I think so)
I keep my living space... respectably clean.
I can cook (some things)
I'm incredibly tolerant of other people, so putting up with a girlfriend's friends that can't stop talking about where they got their fucking shoes isn't that big a deal
I won't leave a girl crying alone if it's within my power to stop the tears

Why I'm not:
I'm really hit or miss with being good in bed, varying from week to week--sometimes I'm too nervous to get an erection, sometimes i cum really quick (drunk and sober), other times i'm up in an instant and can go until it hurts
I'm incredibly emotionally unstable, paranoid, and anxious
It's really hard for me to leave someone I still love, despite the distance in between us
I have a terrible memory, so sometimes forget little trivial cute things that were said to me
Did i mention the emotional instability?

A good liar.

A good liar.

lol agreed.

#1 thing: be FUNNY. Not goofy where you make fun of yourself, but funny...when you make fun of HER (and ofcourse she laughs).
#2 thing: DONT BE A PUSSY! Be the dominant one.
#3 thing: Let her know that you have a life. DONT go out of your way reworking your schedule for her, but if it's something YOU would like to do with her, then ask her to tag along.

ex: If you are going out with friends to do something together and she wants you over, tell her another time.
ex: If you are going to see a movie that YOU want to see, ask her if she wants to come. If she brings up that she wants to watch a different movie with you: JUST SAY NO. Tell her that is for another time.

Be a man, but remember that she is a woman so be caring and gentle.

Things that make me a good boyfriend:

1) I'm funny.
2) I'm armed.
3) I'll never turn down a blowjob (from a pre-approved candidate)
4) Women are at the bottom of my list of priorities (they seem to like it)
5) I'm good-looking, arrogant, vain, self-centered, etc, but I'm never selfish.
6) I'm smarter than them.

Im an asshole

the end!

It all depends on the women

Of course there's lots that makes me a bad boyfriend as well. But what can you do?

Make a thread asking how to fix that part? :p

5) I'm good-looking, arrogant, vain, self-centered, etc, but I'm never selfish.

How can you be self centered and not selfish?

You sound like you'd be a good friend but an utterly shit tosspot of a boyfriend.

Doin straight WORK! All there is.........

Scary how much alike we are in this respect...........

/hides under covers

When girls are attracted to me, 99% of the time I find out it's because they think I really understand them as a person, and am someone that they've been closer to than anyone else.

I hope that my intelligence counts for something.

When I want to I can be very charming and funny, and just constantly tease them. Of course I also know exactly when to stop teasing them and just hold them.

The reason I can't keep a girlfriend, however, is that my 'episodes' make me look like a weak pathetic wreck.

Hopefully I can bring them under control for the next girl I meet.

:)

This is going to sound so wrong.

1.) Needs me.
2.) Or atleast wants me
3.) Isn't wealthy
4.) Isn't clean shaven
5.) Isn't high maintenance
6.) Just wants to chill opposed to going out mini golfing or whatever
7.) Puts me above his other woman friends
8.) Is dominant in the relationship
9.) Leaves a LITTLE to the imagination
10.) Tall, broad shoulders
11.) A man's man
12.) Is confident, but not cocky
13.) Is able to put up with a lot of my OCD qualities
14.) Moves fast in the relationship
15.) Supports my Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday drinking nights

I could go on.

Why is wealth a bad thing?

mm, i hate these type of threads today.
ha. ajsakldj;l

Why is wealth a bad thing?

Well, I've been poor. Practically all (almost) 16 years that I have lived. And I value happiness and love more than anything money could buy. I think that someone who actually had money, wouldn't appreciate all the important things.

Money also gets in the way of my future.

I was getting quite an erection reading that list until you got to the drinking bit.

*trails off about alcoholism and mother issues*

Stripped, you'd have loved the atmosphere of my old gang, we'd all have fit in together.



I own pg 2 bitchez

Well, I've been poor. Practically all (almost) 16 years that I have lived. And I value happiness and love more than anything money could buy. I think that someone who actually had money, wouldn't appreciate all the important things.

Money also gets in the way of my future.

If you eventually start making money, feel free to give it all to me if it starts getting in the way of your future.

Are you my fucking clone or something?

You sound allright. I demand pics!


And people who say they're ugly very rarely are.

My boyfriend allways says how ugly he is, and it's scary because he beleives it. But he has no idea how many girls I've had to kick the shit out of at clubs for trying to move in on him/look at him in a weird way/try to get their mates to give him their number/ect

You sound allright. I demand pics!


And people who say they're ugly very rarely are.

My boyfriend allways says how ugly he is, and it's scary because he beleives it. But he has no idea how many girls I've had to kick the shit out of at clubs for trying to move in on him/look at him in a weird way/try to get their mates to give him their number/ect

sorry, yoyo, he's much too young for yee!
but he does have more freckles than you can shake a stick at (:

I was getting quite an erection reading that list until you got to the drinking bit.

*trails off about alcoholism and mother issues*

Haha, my mum is fine thanks. I have a good life at home. And it's more of a drink-and-play-cards-in-the-basement type of thing rather than alcoholism. Thanks again. (:

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45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
50. Never forget the kiss goodnight and always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

i got #45 on a fortune cookie once...
and somehow for #46 "vil du knull meg?" just isnt quite as sweet as one would hope...

My boyfriend allways says how ugly he is, and it's scary because he beleives it. But he has no idea how many girls I've had to kick the shit out of at clubs for trying to move in on him/look at him in a weird way/try to get their mates to give him their number/ect


He will probably kick the shit out of you when he finds out about that.

:D

An ideal partner is someone you can say "pass the oreos" too whilst watching an entire season of scrubs.

Haha, my mum is fine thanks. I have a good life at home. And it's more of a drink-and-play-cards-in-the-basement type of thing rather than alcoholism. Thanks again. (:

No I meant my mother issues. she was an alcoholic...really shapes my perception on women and drinking.

^ Oh! My bad. Makes a little more sense now. I thought you were assuming that I drank because of my mother and her alcohol. I apologize.

1.) nope
2.) nope your too young
3.) Check
4.) check
5.) check
6.) check
7.) we'll see
8.)check
9.) lolz thats me for sure
10.) not tall, broad shoulders yes
11.) check
12.) you'd decide that
13.) you should see my friends
14.) nope sorry slow as a snail
15.) not gonna happen no alcohol

8.5 isn't bad is it?

Sorry, but whats the point of this thread? In my experience women say that they want one thing and choose another.

What do you guys drink?

i'm kind of pretty and it dosent go much past that

after i cum, i stop punching her in the face...

:D

An ideal partner is someone you can say "pass the oreos" too whilst watching an entire season of scrubs.

My entire post in a nutshell.

He will probably kick the shit out of you when he finds out about that.

Not really.
Have you heard of the awfull terrible beast called 'The gothopotomus'

It's a rank and fetid creature. They need to die. I'm doing him a fucking favour that he doesent get slathered and slobbered by a gigantic beast in a tiny corset with waves of flubber rolling over the top and out of the bottom.

Ahhhhhh
What I would love in a guy
Sweet
Caring
Calls for no reason
Holds me close
Knows how to make me smile
WOULD NOT CHEAT OR LIE
I would be their only girl
Trusts and understands me
Yep that's pretty much what girls go crazy for in a guy :)

Same.

Stolen from some site:
46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.


I know how to say "Say what fucker" in french, so it sounds as though it's something suave and sweet.

In the end there's no real list of criteria, because people are fucking insane. That's all we are, just animals that went completely crazy. Friendships seem to develop out of similar insanities, and lovers seem to develop out of similar and/or compatible insanities.

For example if I non-chalantly pulled out a gun on a first date with someone and shot a bird out of the sky for no reason she might find it ridiculously hot and want to fuck me where I stand. Whereas another girl might slap me and never speak to me. Whereas another girl might knee me in the balls and leave insulting messages every day for the rest of my life. Still another girl might do all three.

There's one theory that seems to get a lot of support that says that the perfect match in relationships is one where the couple subconsciously help each other out with their issues. Say, if you're ridiculously shy and you fall in love with somebody who can't stand social silence; or you happen to be a bit of a loose cannon and fall for somebody who some would call extremely analytical; a hate monger and a zen monk....whatever.

I know how to say "Say what fucker" in french, so it sounds as though it's something suave and sweet.

In the end there's no real list of criteria, because people are fucking insane. That's all we are, just animals that went completely crazy. Friendships seem to develop out of similar insanities, and lovers seem to develop out of similar and/or compatible insanities.

For example if I non-chalantly pulled out a gun on a first date with someone and shot a bird out of the sky for no reason she might find it ridiculously hot and want to fuck me where I stand. Whereas another girl might slap me and never speak to me. Whereas another girl might knee me in the balls and leave insulting messages every day for the rest of my life. Still another girl might do all three.

There's one theory that seems to get a lot of support that says that the perfect match in relationships is one where the couple subconsciously help each other out with their issues. Say, if you're ridiculously shy and you fall in love with somebody who can't stand social silence; or you happen to be a bit of a loose cannon and fall for somebody who some would call extremely analytical; a hate monger and a zen monk....whatever.

Duuuude it seems i'm not the only one drinking by myself tonight.

Your list is suspicious.

I know how to say "Say what fucker" in french, so it sounds as though it's something suave and sweet.

In the end there's no real list of criteria, because people are fucking insane. That's all we are, just animals that went completely crazy. Friendships seem to develop out of similar insanities, and lovers seem to develop out of similar and/or compatible insanities.

For example if I non-chalantly pulled out a gun on a first date with someone and shot a bird out of the sky for no reason she might find it ridiculously hot and want to fuck me where I stand. Whereas another girl might slap me and never speak to me. Whereas another girl might knee me in the balls and leave insulting messages every day for the rest of my life. Still another girl might do all three.

There's one theory that seems to get a lot of support that says that the perfect match in relationships is one where the couple subconsciously help each other out with their issues. Say, if you're ridiculously shy and you fall in love with somebody who can't stand social silence; or you happen to be a bit of a loose cannon and fall for somebody who some would call extremely analytical; a hate monger and a zen monk....whatever.

I like your idea about us being bat-fuck-insane animals. +12!

I didn't even read the rest of the thread yet, but that is the pussiest shit I've ever heard. How about being a real fucking person instead of taking relationship advice from gay fucking movies. Fucking fuck man, fuck.

Alright I finished the thread, and I have concluded that I am not a good boyfriend. At least I try though. yoyobek's post seemed like an instructional video for dating out-there girls, and was quite entertaining.

Y'see, I have all of those, and I'm still single, so I refuse to believe such lies anymore.

All that ever happens to me is hurt.

This thread needs more posts from women. Thats all I have to say.

:D

An ideal partner is someone you can say "pass the oreos" too whilst watching an entire season of scrubs.

Missed the post on my first goaround, but FUCK yea man!

You sound like my kind of guy...

Um...

I'm a guy so I would count as a boyfriend. Always a plus.

Other than that, nothing.

Im super paranoid about everything. I get jealous easily. I can be distant and seem uncaring. When I do seem like I care I come off as creepy. I'm annoying, protective and just a general fuck up. I suck at relationships, ugly.

But hey, at least I wouldn't cheat cos no one else would wanna get with me. Getting a girlfriend would be hard enough.

...and you sound like me.

Your list is suspicious.

Why do you say that?

Being a good boyfriend:

Care.

That covers it. I care about my gf and that covers everything additionally...

E.g., my girlfriends dad it is in the hospital, I mow their grass (and I HATE mowing the grass)

Other: she got me a nice mug for valentines and dropped it when wanting to give it. I kept it, glued it together and gave it back as gift.

Buy flowers occasionally for no reason whatsoever.

Being there.

...

All these things amount to the same: just care.

After many years of miserable loneliness, I scoured the internet and came across the list mentioned in this thread. About ten months ago I met this girl and put the list into practise. Today, we are engaged.

September 11th is my 10-month anniversary.

I love to cook, and I do the dishes.

Apparently thats all it takes. (2 years in January)

Why do you say that?

Because it doesn't have weird/superfluous requirements to compensate for your feminine mental/problems/insecurities/issues etc.

Are you trying to trick us?

Congrats, mein fruendin. Sorry about the spelling jackman, and others who hate me but I'm just learning. [shrugs shoulders]





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That thing about sweet phrases is ridiculously pretentious and stupid. Only do that shit if you are actually fluent in the language. Otherwise you're just a douche.

dude i thought this was a "this is what you should do" thread... just when i wanted to see what i could do for my girl, that im not already doing. 6h3y.

Because it doesn't have weird/superfluous requirements to compensate for your feminine mental/problems/insecurities/issues etc.

Are you trying to trick us?

No I'm just easy to please. I don't want more than for you to care about me, let me know it, and treat me right. Which means no lying and cheating.