I'm going to this chick's sweet sixteen tomorrow and I need to get her a gift. She's fine as hell. Anyway give me your suggestions. I apologise because I'm sure this has been done before but I need answers quick. The party is in like fifteen hours. I suck at getting gifts. So I hopefully want to get her something that will make her think of me (not a picture frame with a pic of me). Thanks for any suggestions.

ummm dude...

we don't know anything about her and if the party was in 15 hours you should be out in a shop looking for something, not asking us what some random girl want's for her 16th.

Scratch that buy her a dildo with your name on it. Mad cool.

^ Agreed. Dildo.

Or some money in a card. I mean, everyone knows you host public birthday parties for the cash. You rake in the green when at least 30 people each give you a fiver... or the dollar equivilant.

30x£5=£150

Pretty good profit for hosting a party don't you think?

$20 is the norm. for cash birthday presents around here.

Just get her a naked picture of yourself, a box of magnum sized condoms, and a key to a motel room. It's the perfect gift for any hot girl.

What a beast.

get her a mouse-pad

Get her a dog tag, with some memorable quote or picture on it. Its cheap, in style, and you can put anything on it. Got that for a girl on her 16th birthday, never stopped wearing it since.

Got her some earings just now. Maybe I'll add some money in an envelope. I'm not giving her a dildo although I saw that comming a mile away.

Give her aids

Bad idea.. you come off as a fag buying her earings, and she will most likley not even wear them..

bake her a cake.. I scored mad points doing that shit

EDIT: Think about what she likes. Like if she smokes alot of weed, put a fatass leaf on the cake with that green food coloring..

OH FUCK! Make her Hash brownies dude! Or just buy her some coke..

OH FUCK! Make her Hash brownies dude! Or just buy her some coke..

Ya because nothing's better than doing lines across a table at a teenagers birthday party. Maybe you could get her a stripper too so you could do lines off her ass.

Buy her a condom!

Ya because nothing's better than doing lines across a table at a teenagers birthday party. Maybe you could get her a stripper too so you could do lines off her ass.

BRILLIANT!

dick in a box?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbDPJnDOpog

I'd go with the dog tag.

Ummm?

Father her child, No no that would be tasteless

Something tasteful, Something thoughtful,

Something cheap, Something sweet.

I'd say a cheap ass teddy bear with a cheap ass flower taped to one hand and your cheap ass card taped to the other with $20 in it.



FULL DISCLOSURE: I suck at gift giving.

id go for the cake. you have to make her something, fuck giving her money or buying her something, you need to stand out from the others. and baking a cake will make you seem mysterious ;)