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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-08-16, 12:56
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Nathaniel 
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How to Stop Masturbating?
So here's the thing, I can't stop freakin' masturbating!! I dunno why, maybe I've just got too much time (amongst other things) on my hands right now?
Anyways! Does anybody know of any medicines, OTC or prescription, that can help reduce my horniness?
I already know the other solutions: get a hobby or get a girl. The answer is no to both, so there :D
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#2
 2007-08-16, 13:00
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Don't bother. There is no reason to stop
Unless you're involved in a bet to see who can go without the longest, don't bother. I've tried to stop 3 times. First time I lasted 1 night, 2 days the second time and the last time I went 5 days. I just don't see the point. Maybe just try cutting down, show some restraint and limit yourself to one or two a day (when ya wake up and before bed is a good system). Eventually you'll cut down on your own, I used to rub one out atleast 5-7 times a day, now I'm down to one a night.
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#3
 2007-08-16, 13:03
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Go on a camping holiday with your parents.
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#4
 2007-08-16, 13:07
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by McScrewtape
Go on a camping holiday with your parents.
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My computer screen and keyboard are now drenched in the water that I was drinking. Thank you very fucking much, sir.
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#5
 2007-08-16, 13:23
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
[b]I used to rub one out atleast 5-7 times a day, now I'm down to one a night.
How the fuck do you fit in 5 to 7 faps a day?
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#6
 2007-08-16, 13:30
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Punch yourself every time you even begin to get one of your pervertedlittle thoughts and started touching yourself
naughty boy
but seriously, stop jerkin off you orgasm addicts. it's for your own damn good.
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#7
 2007-08-16, 13:38
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
How the fuck do you fit in 5 to 7 faps a day?
I won't lie, they were VERY quick. You know how it is when you first start wanking, you're lucky to make 10 minutes.
Punch yourself every time you even begin to get one of your pervertedlittle thoughts and started touching yourself
Reminded me of that thing in 40 Year Old Virgin where he's on the phone to the indian guy 'cause he's had an erection for over 4 hours. So maybe flicking yourself in the balls could help?
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#8
 2007-08-16, 13:46
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
High doses of lithium, will help detour this nasty habit. However, though this will also lower your sprem count, but since you seem not to want a women it doesn't matter.
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#9
 2007-08-16, 14:20
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
It's really just willpower. Seriously just whenever you get the urge don't. Theres nothing more to say than that. I swear alot of the people who post (no offense nathan) wait for answers on how to get a girlfriend to be: Wake up at sunrise and chant
"Spam, troll and cry". Five times then, plant three roses and take a cold shower. Then when you see the woman you desire jab her with a pencil in her thigh. After this she will love you forever and take you back to her house for hawt buttsecks!
Most things posted on s&a can be fixed with a little willpower. Good luck in trying to stop.
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#10
 2007-08-16, 15:21
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
There are many drugs that will limit your libido. However, most of these drugs have this as a side effect, and their primary effect will most likely be much less beneficial.
You could always have hormone reduction work done with prescriptions and treatments by a professional doctor, but this doesn't really sound that serious.
I don't know the reasons why you can't get a hobby. A girl is always trickier, but it depends on who you are. But yeah, a hobby is always a good thing.
Some people are addicted to the orgasm sensation, and they need to cut out the things that activate the sex drive, just like a smoker. If you tend to dwell on porn when on the internet, invest in a site blocker and give your friend the password. There are always options, and a lot of the deal is willpower.
But honestly, masturbation is great. Releases tension, heightens sexual awareness. There was a time when I would masturbate several times a day, then cut it back to twice (morning and night). Now I do it on occasion when I'm bored or lonely, but I have a great girlfriend so I usually have no problems.
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#11
 2007-08-16, 15:27
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Talk to girls more and hang out with them, if you have the right mind itll curve it like 95%...works for me....can go forever without it being a concern
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#12
 2007-08-16, 15:31
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
If you jack off 7 time a day, you have a hobby =)
I keep jacking off thinking about my cousin fucking me in the ass with a strapon. I can just keep picturing how the vinyl straps would rap around her body, and how her stubbly pubes would look jutting out from behind it. I woke up in the middle of the night, and all I could do was grab a bottle of ax spay and push it hard up my asshole and it hurt but I was so into it I just kept pushing so I could feel it and tried to imagine how it would feel if it was me doing it to a girl, if that makes any sense.
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#13
 2007-08-16, 18:42
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Try taking opiates. Seriously. I did Oxy every day for a month and never even had the urge to masturbate. You will have no sex drive whatsoever.
Of course, I also didn't take a shit for two weeks...
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#14
 2007-08-16, 18:50
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
I tend to stop wanking as much when im having regular sex, maybe once a week rather than daily... try that.
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#15
 2007-08-16, 19:05
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
The reason it's a problem is because, after a particularly good session I made the worst mistake a guy can ever make. The one that haunts people's nightmares.. I caught it in my jean zipper. Oh yes, and it bled like a motherfucker. Damn near took the tip of my foreskin off!
It's trying to heal up but the problem is that it can't when I can't stop jerking off >.<' That's why a girl is out of the question because I'd be having the same problem then. As for a hobby, well I'm just lazy I guess. And broke, and since most hobbies cost money it's not something that I can do easily.
KoldBane mentioned being addicted to the orgasm, I think that describes me pretty well, so how does one go about cutting it out? I figured some sort of drug would just be easier
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#16
 2007-08-16, 19:40
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Get a girl or get a hobby.
/thread
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#17
 2007-08-16, 21:24
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
every time you go for a wank, picture your mum 'playing' with a massive black dildo. Try to mentally picture the penetration.
That should put you right off!
no need to thank me :D
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#18
 2007-08-16, 22:41
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
I've been trying to stop to, and it's very hard.
Just try to resist temptation (don't go to warez websites that are full of porn, etc...) and pray for the Lord's help in resisting sin.
I'll be praying for you. :)
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#19
 2007-08-16, 23:39
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by woopsueypigs77
Get a girl or get a hobby.
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I'm married and can have it anytime but I still find myself sexually battering my pen0r...
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#20
 2007-08-16, 23:55
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Fap more.
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#21
 2007-08-16, 23:55
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Just as someone else said, its willpower. I used fap like 3-4 times a day, everyday, I've cut it down to 1 a day, I havent in a few days though, I'm going to see how long I can last. Last time I lasted 20 some days.
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#22
 2007-08-17, 03:06
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by Nathaniel
The reason it's a problem is because, after a particularly good session I made the worst mistake a guy can ever make. The one that haunts people's nightmares.. I caught it in my jean zipper. Oh yes, and it bled like a motherfucker. Damn near took the tip of my foreskin off!
It's trying to heal up but the problem is that it can't when I can't stop jerking off >.<' That's why a girl is out of the question because I'd be having the same problem then. As for a hobby, well I'm just lazy I guess. And broke, and since most hobbies cost money it's not something that I can do easily.
KoldBane mentioned being addicted to the orgasm, I think that describes me pretty well, so how does one go about cutting it out? I figured some sort of drug would just be easier
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Get some button-up pants & use prostate massage 'till it heals,if you just have to. There is no reason to quit. Sperm is coming out of your body one way or another,be it wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) or masturbation. You might as well get enjoyment out it. Prayers wont get you shit.
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#23
 2007-08-17, 03:07
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
ohh for fuck sakes my name is nathaniel too but not my screen name but yeah just get a gf or uh i dunno just stop jerking off is it that hard???? its easy just stop or eveytime you wanna cum punch your self in the balls very hard worked for me or become very depressed and think negtive gosh horney nerds these days lol
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#24
 2007-08-17, 03:08
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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#25
 2007-08-17, 05:46
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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I've been trying to stop to, and it's very hard.
Just try to resist temptation (don't go to warez websites that are full of porn, etc...) and pray for the Lord's help in resisting sin.
I'll be praying for you. :)
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lol@christian
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#26
 2007-08-17, 05:57
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
What you need to do is find a substitute action. this sometimes works for smoking as well.
When you feel the urge come on just engage yourself in the other activity.
Like start twirling a yo-yo, or take up juggling, anything that involves similar activity and distracts your attention away from what you are seeking to avoid.
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#27
 2007-08-17, 06:22
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
I dunno why, maybe I've just got too much time (amongst other things) on my hands right now?
lol, thats not the only thing you have on your hands...
there is no reason to just stop... just do it once in a while..
whenever i have to stop doing something i just make sure i make plans for the whole day, so that im never home and am distracted... go hangout with friends, keep your self busy outside your home.
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#28
 2007-08-17, 13:59
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Stop looking at porn. Try to spend lots of time in the company of other people. Get a motorbike.
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#29
 2007-08-17, 15:29
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
And broke, and since most hobbies cost money it's not something that I can do easily.
Get yourself an interest. Hobbies cost money, interests are quite free.
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#30
 2007-08-17, 15:34
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
penis's are put on our bodies for two reasons. peeing and cumming. if you stop doing one of those, then your only using 50% of your penis's compacity. 50% isnt very efficient now is it.
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#31
 2007-08-17, 15:36
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
penis's are put on our bodies for three reasons. peeing, thinking and cumming.
Fixed.
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#32
 2007-08-17, 15:55
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by Nathaniel
The reason it's a problem is because, after a particularly good session I made the worst mistake a guy can ever make. The one that haunts people's nightmares.. I caught it in my jean zipper. Oh yes, and it bled like a motherfucker. Damn near took the tip of my foreskin off!
It's trying to heal up but the problem is that it can't when I can't stop jerking off >.<' That's why a girl is out of the question because I'd be having the same problem then. As for a hobby, well I'm just lazy I guess. And broke, and since most hobbies cost money it's not something that I can do easily.
KoldBane mentioned being addicted to the orgasm, I think that describes me pretty well, so how does one go about cutting it out? I figured some sort of drug would just be easier
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You are a pathetic piece of shit with no self-control whatsoever. It practically hurts you to jack off, yet you still do it because you just can't stop?
Punch yourself in your fucking balls until you pass out. Hopefully when you wake up, you won't want to masturbate for a few weeks, and all your wounds will heal.
Is everyone on totse an unemployed, lonely, lazy, sex obsessed young male? Pretty much.
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#33
 2007-08-17, 16:34
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Get a motorbike.
yeah, that 'll help it heal up
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#34
 2007-08-17, 17:22
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Just kill yourself. That'll stop all your urges.
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#35
 2007-08-17, 18:44
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
omfg you caught it in a zippper!!!! that gives me shivers
baggy clothes and underwear FTW!
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#36
 2007-08-17, 19:48
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
^lol but yeah just DON"T jerk off get rid of ALL your porn and block your porn sites do not know the pass word and well become asexaualy of you cud just break your dick that
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#37
 2007-08-17, 19:51
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by Nathaniel
So here's the thing, I can't stop freakin' masturbating!! I dunno why, maybe I've just got too much time (amongst other things) on my hands right now?
Anyways! Does anybody know of any medicines, OTC or prescription, that can help reduce my horniness?
I already know the other solutions: get a hobby or get a girl. The answer is no to both, so there :D
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There's this thing, it's called addiction. You've turned a pleasurable activity into a coping mechanism, and now find yourself compelled to do it out of habit and necessity rather than the actual pleasure of it. You fell in love and now it's turned abusive. :P
Want to stop, fo' real? Figure out what's happening when you jerk all the time (most likely it's your coping mechanism for boredom), and then replace it with something else. I used to be a chronic masturbator (20+ daily, for real). I'd jerk off whenever I was angry or bored. I figured out that to stop jerking off when I was angry or bored, I'd exercise when angry, draw/write/paint/sing/play instruments when bored. Now I've lost 90 pounds and have an extensive art collection (both of which help pull tons of trim ;))...plus I actually enjoy masturbating when I partake in it these days.
Edit: And by the last sentence in your post, I'm under the presumption you neither want to quit, nor care about your little issue...if you really saw chronic masturbation as a problem, you'd be willing to try the solution.
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#38
 2007-08-17, 22:32
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Go on a camping holiday with your parents.
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THIS DOES NOT WORK!
when i was camping a few weeks back this kid in the tent near to us was knocking one out almost constantly through the nite!
he was sharing the tent with parents and a younger sister ffs!!!!!11!!oneone!!1
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#39
 2007-08-17, 23:19
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
keep a picture of gay porn in your pocket so everytime you get horny just look at it and kill your boner.
and if looking at gay porn is not gonna help stop masturbating, i dont know what will
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#40
 2007-08-18, 00:09
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
You are a pathetic piece of shit with no self-control whatsoever. It practically hurts you to jack off, yet you still do it because you just can't stop?
How about you come on over and suck my balls? I'm sure that'd make me want to stop wanking.
Hexadecimal's answer was probably the best I've heard so far. It's not that I'm unwilling to stop, I just realise that I do have an addiction and am trying my best to break the habit.
It's just like you said, I do it when I get bored mostly. It's not out of horniness, just a way of killing time.
Alright, so real suggestions now on how to pass the time without spending any money?
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#41
 2007-08-18, 00:15
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Get a chastity belt, or a girlfriend.
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#42
 2007-08-18, 01:25
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Run. Seriously, I used to be pretty bad with it, then I started getting into sports and it took up so much of my time. (4-8 during the week, and all day on the weekends) I only got Mondays off every other week. Just get off your ass and go outside. When you feel the urge just go outside and run. You say your to lazy to get a hobby, so I'm assuming your slightly overweight, pale, and possibly acne. Running will: A. Slim you down, and get you in shape. B. If you run with your shirt off, you will tan. C. Give you something to do, and doesn't cost money.
If you aren't willing to actually work to rid yourself of the addiction, then you should just sit home with your porn and all day every day, slowly wasting away until your 37, sitting in a bar by yourself looking back on what a miserable wasted life you led.
I suggest you go with the first suggestion.
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#43
 2007-08-18, 02:11
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Don't bother. There is no reason to stop
Unless you're involved in a bet to see who can go without the longest, don't bother. I've tried to stop 3 times. First time I lasted 1 night, 2 days the second time and the last time I went 5 days. I just don't see the point. Maybe just try cutting down, show some restraint and limit yourself to one or two a day (when ya wake up and before bed is a good system). Eventually you'll cut down on your own, I used to rub one out atleast 5-7 times a day, now I'm down to one a night.
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QFT.
There's no reason to stop mate. I tried quitting back in... let's see... the fourth grade. Then I realized that virtually everyone I knew was doing it. It was at that point that I realized that resistance was futile.
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 2007-08-18, 05:47
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Alright, so real suggestions now on how to pass the time without spending any money?
You don't really seem to be willing to give any of the suggestions a go, that seems to be your biggest problem. If you really want to stop or cut back you're gonna need to do something.
As I said, interests. Find something you're interested about and know nothing on, then whenever you feel the urge go research some shit on it. Find out shit you didn't know. If you're still in school you'll be saying "fuck off" right away, but it works.
Otherwise I guess video games, I'm sure there are websites out there you can download them off, but I wouldn't know of any of those.
Hell, learn to cook, I did that for a while, helped keep my mind and hands off it.
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#45
 2007-08-18, 19:35
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Alright, looks like I should defend myself a little here. It's not that I'm unwilling to give the suggestions a go, very much the opposite. The idea of running/generally exercising more sounds like a plan since I've been meaning to do that for a while now. In my defence though, I'm only slightly overweight and definitely not pale skinned with acne. Infact I just returned home from Australia, so I've got a lovely tan and I've always been blessed with good skin.
As for interests, well to be honest I don't know what my interests are. I guess I need to do some soul-searching and find out!!
Oh, and to the guys who keep saying things like "get a girlfriend" or "there's no reason to quit", do me a favour and actually read the thread, eh?
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 2007-08-18, 22:30
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by Nathaniel
So here's the thing, I can't stop freakin' masturbating!! I dunno why, maybe I've just got too much time (amongst other things) on my hands right now?
Anyways! Does anybody know of any medicines, OTC or prescription, that can help reduce my horniness?
I already know the other solutions: get a hobby or get a girl. The answer is no to both, so there :D
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medication to stop masturbating, grow the fuck up... and get the fuck out, u clearly dont have a clue.
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#47
 2007-08-18, 23:09
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
http://www.chastity-uk.co.uk/gallerytubes/saverball2.jpg
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 2007-08-18, 23:11
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
if you jack off to porn on your pc, stick a picture of margerat thatcher near the screen That will make it impossible to make with the man milk.
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#49
 2007-08-18, 23:12
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
medication to stop masturbating, grow the fuck up... and get the fuck out, u clearly dont have a clue.
Plenty of medications reduce libido to the point where you're completely disinterested in sex or masturbation. Although that's usually a side-effect of not being depressed or being sedated or something.
Or you could always eat gunpowder.
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#50
 2007-08-19, 08:12
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
STOP FAP:
Get a haircut, get cool clothes, add people nearby on myspace, become friendly, play a sport, hang out with people after your sport practice every day then come home and go to bed. The only reason I used to fap alot is because i had ALOT of time, but now i go outside alot so i dont fap much anymore. Just get busy and you'll be fine. But dont stop altogether, usually after a long hockey practice or a reallly long day I dont like anything better than to come home and get off looool.
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#51
 2007-08-19, 08:19
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Just stop. It's just will power.
Don't let your hand wander near your cock.
Also, after I haven't masturbated/had sex in a few days, I find myself thinking better, for some reason
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#52
 2007-08-19, 15:33
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Wellll.. If you usually watch porn, you could tape a picture of your grandmother to your monitor. :)
That would stop me pretty fast. :(
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#53
 2007-08-19, 16:01
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
don't stop FFS
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#54
 2007-08-20, 00:29
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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It's really just willpower. Seriously just whenever you get the urge don't. Theres nothing more to say than that. I swear alot of the people who post (no offense nathan) wait for answers on how to get a girlfriend to be: Wake up at sunrise and chant
"Spam, troll and cry". Five times then, plant three roses and take a cold shower. Then when you see the woman you desire jab her with a pencil in her thigh. After this she will love you forever and take you back to her house for hawt buttsecks!
Most things posted on s&a can be fixed with a little willpower. Good luck in trying to stop.
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I like you.
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#55
 2007-08-20, 00:45
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by heroic harlequin
if you jack off to porn on your pc, stick a picture of margerat thatcher near the screen That will make it impossible to make with the man milk.
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Or, easier.
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#56
 2007-08-25, 21:43
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Nathaniel 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Well, for those of you who're clearly so interested in the condition of my penis, I haven't jerked off in four days and it's actually starting to heal!
My God, I feel like I'm in an AA meeting or something >.<'
But yeah, I've been keeping myself occupied, hanging out with friends and generally travelling about whenever I can. I just got home from spending a couple of day's sight-seeing in London with my friends, and I'm really finding that keeping busy is the key!
Thanks Totse.
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#57
 2007-08-25, 22:20
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Raptafairious 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Going to quote myself on this.
Learn to control yourself. Watch porn and see how long you can last without jacking off. If you can learn that skill, then you will see that it is a quite unique skill.
I remember for my friends 17th birthday, a girl bought him a porno, just for the lolz. So after a couple hours, we all decided to watch a movie. Everyone couldn't decide what to watch, so I suggested we watch the porno. All the female that were there were very keen of this, and some of the guys were already turning red when I just suggested it. One girl said that were going to instantly become horny and try to "pull" something. I said with a calm head that I can control myself. None of the other guys said anything. All the girls didn't believe me, so they decided that we should watch it. It lasted for a good 1 and a half, and most, if not, all the girls were watching my pants to see if I would actually be turned on. Never did. I remember one guy actually admitting that he wanted to jack off, and presumed to...In the washroom of course. After the movie, they were all pretty fucking surprised that I was able to control myself.
After that day, the rumor spread like wildfire. That was around 6 weeks ago, and so far I had girls try to "Turn me on".
So what I'm trying to say, is that just learn to control yourself. Its probably one of the best traits I have. Alot of girls don't believe me, all girls I meet actually don't believe me, so they test that theory. Haha.
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#58
 2007-08-26, 02:40
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Just Another Facial 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Stop playing World of Warcraft.
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#59
 2007-08-26, 05:07
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AprenticeChemistBITCHS 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
I myself could never see a good enough reason to stop fapping. Hell being out in the middle of the woods for a week couldn't stop me from fapping at least 2 times haha. Serioulsy why stop, i mean if you have to much free time do the two things you don't want to find a hobby or a girl or go hang out withf riends otherwise why complain about fapping to much it feels good doesn't it? Hell since im out in a bumfuck town thats 30minitues away from my friends who usually work when im off I have nothing better to do somedays then just fap, and have fapped a few times some days.
But if you want to stop fapping so damn much just pull a GG Alin. And I don't mean the part where you fling your own shit and blood at the audience or punch a girl in the face and just go fucking nuts. Some people will get what I meant.
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#60
 2007-08-26, 19:54
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charliels531 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
Why on earth would anyone want to stop?
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#61
 2007-08-26, 21:09
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Raptafairious 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by charliels531
Why on earth would anyone want to stop?
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Bleh...Read my last post.
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#62
 2007-08-26, 21:37
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LavaRed 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by Nathaniel
The reason it's a problem is because, after a particularly good session I made the worst mistake a guy can ever make. The one that haunts people's nightmares.. I caught it in my jean zipper. Oh yes, and it bled like a motherfucker. Damn near took the tip of my foreskin off!
It's trying to heal up but the problem is that it can't when I can't stop jerking off >.<' That's why a girl is out of the question because I'd be having the same problem then. As for a hobby, well I'm just lazy I guess. And broke, and since most hobbies cost money it's not something that I can do easily.
KoldBane mentioned being addicted to the orgasm, I think that describes me pretty well, so how does one go about cutting it out? I figured some sort of drug would just be easier
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Two words: PROSTATE MASSAGE. Worked for me ;)
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#63
 2007-08-26, 21:45
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woopsueypigs77 
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Re: How to Stop Masturbating?
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Originally Posted by heroic harlequin
if you jack off to porn on your pc, stick a picture of margerat thatcher near the screen That will make it impossible to make with the man milk.
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http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c231/bigjon61/MargThatcher.jpg
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