So I had these salt and pepper shakers... heh just kidding. (sleep deprived corny jokes)

Tommorow I get back from a trip that sadly my girlfriend didn't get to go on with me. Mainly because she went on her own trip about a week and a half before mine started.

To the point Its been about three weeks since I last saw/ had sex with my girlfriend. I was just wondering if anyone had any ideas on how to make it a bit more fufilling being as we havn't seen each other in awhile. I was thinking of cutting her lightly with a knife and then licking it up but as she used to have a problem with cutting herself I've decided that wouldn't be such a good idea.

If anyone has any suggestions just throw out the idea and I'll give it some thought. Thanks in advance.

Are you clear that both of you are looking forward to seeing each other?
There's nothing worse than looking forward to seeing someone and planning lots of nice things for them to turn up and say "um.. I'm not staying. I kinda met someone while I was away.Bye!".

Once that point is clarified, by all means plan away.
I think the cutting thing sounds hot, but she may not think so, so dont just randomly do it.

Other points, have lots of candles set up. And some chocolate. And some deep heat. Rub it on her nipples.

Yes, we are both dieing to see each other. And the candles and chocolate thing is noted. I don't know what deep heat is or what the canadian version of it is called.

Yeah, fucking stab her. God that sounds hot.

I was thinking of cutting her lightly with a knife and then licking it up but as she used to have a problem with cutting herself I've decided that wouldn't be such a good idea.



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Ok, I'm sorry juke I <3 you.

But I had this new great idea that I could makeshift rape her. But usually shes too damn clever to tie up. She always manages to get untied.

Bondage.. pretend rape.. cutting. I can see why she's with you.

Whatever happened to a good ol' dick in the vagina?

Kids these days... allways having to fuck shit up with shit.

shit up with shit.

Hmmm. No thanks.

And by the way you don't have any sense of adventure?

There are tons of little things that add a lot of fun. I'll mention a couple that I found really spiced things up.

Try going down on her with an ice cube in your mouth, it's nicer if you let the ice cube melt just a bit so it's not rough. As you're working your way down, you can just kiss and it will be cold and sensitive, but also warm from your own body heat. When you finally reach the bottom, you can eat her out normally, but every once and a while you can push the ice further to the front of your mouth and lightly press it against sensitive areas, just not too much or it will be uncomfortable. I find this can be quite erotic and enjoyable for her.

Since you seem to be in the pleasure/pain line of things, I would go with the candles as yoyobek mentioned, but then once the candles have burnt a bit, drip the hot wax on her body. If dripped from above 6" or so, it won't be all that hot hitting her (or maybe closer if she's into pain) and it can be quite sensual.

If you haven't seen her in a while, one very simple way to make her feel the passion right away is be very dominant and possibly aggressive at points. So many girls have told me that their fantasies are to be totally controlled by a guy, they don't need to do anything, the guy is in complete control. It's not always good to do this, but from time to time it can be great, especially if she hasn't seen you and may be unsure of how great things used to be.

Good luck man!

Stick it in her pooper!

Thanks .

Stick it in her pooper!

Been there done that.

tie her up is a good idea, but first tell her all the things you are going to do to her. By now you probably know if she likes dirty talk or not. If you haven´t tried it, you should really try it out, my girlfriend gets all wet and shit if I whisper I will lick her pussy in her ear. Combine that sentence with some other things you will do to her when she is tied up.

That might be fun ;)

Other than that I wish you good luck, and for the love of jebus: post pics/your story when you are done. Would be interesting to hear if it was alright or not.

Been there done that.

'It' doesn't necessarily refer to your dick. Tie her up and then work a melon in there. Not a watermelon though, that's too much. Once the melon's in there, start smashing it to a pulp from outside using your fists or a bat, then when it's all puréed collect it in a cup and force her to drink the poopermelon smoothie. If you want a little variety in the flavour put a peach in her vagina and pound from the other side before you collect the remnants.

Or are you too much of a vanilla girly-man?

You're openly gay, why not get another man in there?

Just a note, you live in Kitchener-Waterloo I assume from the K-W. I go to school at University of Waterloo. I'll drop by and help you spice things up lmao ;)

handcuffs. for you or her, doesn't matter, just make sure you've got a key for them.

I do actually live in waterloo. about 5 minutes from beechwood plaza. If you have MSN be sure to add me. I don't know about you spicing things up but maybe we can hang out and get high or whatever you like to do with yourself.

You're openly gay, why not get another man in there?

Ahem. Openly Bisexual not gay. And I've been trying to convince her and her childhood friend dave to get in on a threesome for ages. Hes down with it as long as hes drunk shes the tricky fucker.

'It' doesn't necessarily refer to your dick. Tie her up and then work a melon in there. Not a watermelon though, that's too much. Once the melon's in there, start smashing it to a pulp from outside using your fists or a bat, then when it's all puréed collect it in a cup and force her to drink the poopermelon smoothie. If you want a little variety in the flavour put a peach in her vagina and pound from the other side before you collect the remnants.

Or are you too much of a vanilla girly-man?

* Goes shopping for peaches and melons*

Bondage.. pretend rape.. cutting.

Sounds sweet. Some girls are into this stuff but too afraid to admit it.

sodomize each other with an open bottle of Tabasco sauce. that'll spice things up.

I vote poopermelon smoothie

Yes, we are both dieing to see each other. And the candles and chocolate thing is noted. I don't know what deep heat is or what the Canadian version of it is called.

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Fuck, it should just be raw explosive energy, you shouldn't need sensual candles and things just tearing clothes off and shagging for hours off every surface.