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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1
2007-06-28, 16:10
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How far do you ejaculate???
About 7 feet on a good day.
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# 2
2007-06-28, 17:25
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
If Its been building up and i draw it out, maybe three feet tops.
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# 3
2007-06-28, 17:27
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
It all depends how excited i am, any where from zero to three feet.
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# 4
2007-06-28, 17:34
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
235 feet tops.
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# 5
2007-06-28, 17:34
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
7 Feet! Fuck man that's one iron cock! I've always wanted to blow in my hand and throw it at a girls face (saw it on a site, it's called "Spidermanning")...but....you could long range her al'nautral. Damn you.
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# 6
2007-06-28, 19:31
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
I can put a candle out from across the room...
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# 7
2007-06-28, 19:35
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
when i beat it normally its usually like 3 feet but i've gotten it hella fuckin far before, maybe 6 feet tops
that was only once though, that was some hardcore shiat
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# 8
2007-06-28, 22:47
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
You know, I've never actually measured.
And I'm not going to!
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# 9
2007-06-28, 22:54
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
I bet most of you fuckers are lying!  |
# 10
2007-06-29, 00:14
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
As far as the back of a vagina.
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#11
2007-06-29, 01:19 |
I touch myself at night 
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
Wtf?! Is there some secret to ejaculating? Because I dont go past 6 inches :(
Altho i do fap everyday
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#12
2007-06-29, 01:31 |
robinhoody
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
On average, around 6"-12", but my record is around 3' before hitting the headboard.
2.5' vertical.
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#13
2007-06-29, 03:07 |
Flamethrowa
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
my record is around 3' before hitting the headboard.
that must have been messy.
2.5' vertical.
that too.
and I don't know. Best I've done probably 4'. Do some PC exercises.
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#14
2007-06-29, 04:22 |
Lord G
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
3 ft tops after i haven't wacked off in a couple of days
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#15
2007-06-29, 04:41 |
kipper_switch
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
My friend told me how to get it to shoot farther with a technique called "The Cold Spoon Trick". Right when you're about to blow your load put a cold spoon under your nutsack. I haven't tried it but he says it will shoot to the moon.
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2007-06-29, 05:09 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
2 feet probably. I haven't blown a load then ran off for a measuring tape.
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#17
2007-06-29, 05:28 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
The green mile.
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#18
2007-06-29, 05:33 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
If Ive been jerking it for a few days consecutively, it will only shoot about a foot. But if i build it up for a few days then it will shoot a good 5 feet.
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#19
2007-06-29, 05:38 |
PossesedSmurf
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
Fucked up thread guys.
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#20
2007-06-29, 17:40 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
I don't know, I've never measured. Why would you?
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#21
2007-06-29, 18:01 |
Docta?
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
This seems slightly fucked up... So you're jackin' it and your load is flying 2' or 10', just to land where it may?
Sure, when I was younger I had accidents, but I always try to make sure I'm not going to mess up my TV or pot plant or neighbours door handle.
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#22
2007-06-30, 04:52 |
Lord G
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
Lets just say that the ceilling over my computer has "icecles" on it
I wish...
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#23
2007-06-30, 17:31 |
The Loaner Stoner
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
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Originally Posted by DrSuicide
As far as the back of a vagina.
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What he said. |
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#24
2007-06-30, 19:53 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
The green mile.
The white mile...
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#25
2007-06-30, 20:46 |
TheManticore91
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
Depends on how long I've built it up, and my mood at the point of release. I've never measured it, but I've gotten it to shoot a fair distance.
This thread is full of lies |
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#26
2007-06-30, 23:47 |
Mellow_Fellow
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
My dude-slick never reaches beyond a foot, and that's on an ultra good (bad?) day....
Clearly I aint got a spunky personality and my prostate hates me?  |
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#27
2007-07-01, 01:16 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
Internet says:
The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.
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#28
2007-07-01, 01:47 |
Runaway_Stapler
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
Never really tried it, I'll whip out my tape measure next time I'm wanking it!
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#29
2007-07-01, 02:12 |
Lord G
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
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Originally Posted by glutamate antagonist
Internet says:
The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.
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God Dam, he could hit a person from the other side of a room.
That would interesting party talk
Did you know I hold a world record... |
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#30
2007-07-01, 02:21 |
McLaren
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
I'm a dribbler... but sometimes it doesn't even come out. The farthest it's ever gone was about a foot.
So, ummm.... what in the hell do you guys eat??
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#31
2007-07-01, 04:00 |
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
I'm a dribbler... but sometimes it doesn't even come out. The farthest it's ever gone was about a foot.
That's part of being a 10 year old
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#32
2007-07-02, 03:39 |
robinhoody
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Re: How far do you ejaculate???
sometimes it doesn't even come out.That's worrying...
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