The target is a very small dog, a boston terrier. Every morning and throughout the day he is let out to use the bathroom, not on a leash, and he usually wanders around the house and goes back in. I would like to poison it, so I need to find something that I can plant around the house that the dog wouldn't be able to resist eating, and I need a poison. Any ideas?

poisoning a small dog isn't very funny

strap some explosive on a rc car

Put a bowl of anti-freeze where he runs, it tastes sweet and he'll drink all of it and die.

Just what i was about to say, i did the same thing when i had fucking cats runing around my yard........well not anymore

dogs cant get chocolate.

why the fuck do you want to kill a dog?

Dogs get explosive diarrhea when they have chocolate. While it would be hilarious to see OP covered in poop, it would not do much for his situation. Anyway, don't kill the dog. Not cool.

Asshole

because he's a sick twisted fuck.


leave the dog alone and focus on getting laid or something you fucking loser.

and what exactly is the reason for wanting to kill this dog again??


wow.. doesn't sound like it's causing much trouble to me, disturbed piece of shit. fucking sad.

Seriously dude, if you have a problem with your neighbors dog just talk to them about it.

If i knew sombody that killed a defenseless animal, i would probably beat him inches from hell on a daily basis. And i'm not even kidding.

I don't know how you people can live with yourselves.

Kid, I dont really care what you do,youve probaly already done it.
But just know this, get caught and your going straight to the pysch ward.
Which will probaly be a good thing.

RIGHT after you encouraged him with a bowl of fucking anti-freeze?

You fucking 7 year old cunt muffin.

i lolled

when our neighbors' dalmatian pisses on our trees, we don't blame the dog, we blame the dumbass neighbors. poison the neighbors.

don't kill the dog.

...so you guys are fine with stealing, talking about other crimes, plotting on killing people...

But not plotting on killing a dog?!?!?!

I'm sure you are going to go on a rant about "BUT TEH DOG DOESN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!" and "IT'z not da DOGZ fault!!!" and "animalz ARE GOOD!!!"

But then you go out and eat some meat. Yeah..

i like dogs...

dont kill the dog.

NOT FUCKING DOG MEAT... WTF

Niggers like you should be fucking hung. I'd rather kill a human than a dog, simply because the human has half a chance to defend himself. The dog cant.

i would rather kill a human then a dog, because i would not feel as guilty.

dont kill the dog.

Yeah... are you planning on eating it? Probably not. Even if, that would be twisted. Killing wild animals for food/survival, or killing any animal as a way of self defense is very justifiable. Killing your neighbor's dog for self satisfaction... not right. I have two dogs myself and they eventually become like one of the family members. I agree with Chemically Imbalanced. Talk with the owner first. I mean... shit. If you have to, give him the idea that you're willing to kill the dog without saying it. I mean. At the very least, warn the guy before doing something sadistic like that.

If you talk to the owners and kill it later they will know it was you. Hypothetically you could probably snatch it up into a pillow case and take it somewhere and have more fun with it. My friend told me a deck spindle with nails could work, but I have nothing to do with this.

hell yeah, man!

fuckin old school grand theft auto shit

How bout feeding the dog something it would actually eat, ground up meat. Then take some exlax grind them up and mix them in. Attach a bell on a string to the meat so it will ring when something trips it. Grab the camera and be sure to post.

I was also thinking because dogs can't eat chocolate, feed him chocolate exlax.

Lol. I never said kill the dog. AND EAT THE DOG!?!?! Can you guys read?!?!

I just meant, you eat other animals... how is a dog any different. I was just pointing out something, I never said kill the dog.

But of course you have some badass dog lover HATING people that threaten dogs... but has no problem threatening a fellow human...

Man I feel stupid for even posting in this stupid thread. You morons in BI are something else...

Lol I'm still laughing. Read my post again...

Unconditional love dude. Point made. Theres nothing at all like having a really good dog.

And yeah, i'll threaten all the humans i want. Because they can defend themselves. They could have picked up a knife before they left their house. They can fight back. DOGS CAN NOT.

And yes, you are a stupid fucker because your moral ethics are so fucked up you don't even know it.

I once was a happy man
Of sound and stable mind
Then my neighbour got a dog
He put a ribbon on its head
To make it cute
But it still looked like
A Chihuahua
He had me over
To watch it sit and beg
It bit my knee
And made love to my leg
Now it barks all the night
And all of the day
Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn
I didn't get to sleep last night
Till very late
The stupid dog barked
And grred
I got up late
And ran to catch the bus
But I slipped on a turd
I was certain
It wasn't one of mine
That that dog
Had crossed over the line
I wanted to exterminate
It and all its kind
From my lovely little suburb
I'm gonna kill the dog next door
Ain't gonna bark anymore
'Cause this is judgment day
The little runt has got to pay
No more turds on my lawn
That stupid mutt will soon be gone
I'm gonna kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill that dog
I see the little monster
In my garden
So I grab an axe and off I go
And I try my best to get it
All I do is sever my big toe
My neighbour comes
Outside to calm me
He says his dog and me
Should just be friends
He puts his little pet
In my forgiving hands
THEN it starts to bite
So I strangle it with all my might
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh
I'm gonna kill the dog next door
Ain't gonna bark anymore
'Cause this is judgment day
The little runt has got to pay
No more turds on my lawn
That stupid mutt will soon be gone
I'm gonna kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill that dog
Now the stupid mutt's
In doggie heaven
I strangled it to death
And now I'm free
But my trouble ain't
Quite over
My neighbour called
The cops on me
I end up at
The police station
Where I am told
That I must pay
A three hundred
Dollar fine
(*long pause*)
WOW!!
What a good value!
I think I'll kill my neighbour too!
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh!
I'm gonna kill the guy next door
Won't call the cops anymore
I never liked him anyway
Three hundred isn't much to pay!
There are turds on my lawn
They must be his, his dog is gone
I'm gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill that guy

Yup,pretty much. What would jesus do?

dont...


kill...


the dog.

'Cause he's a troll.

Kill the dogs, I hate dogs. They slobber everywhere, shit everywhere, you have to take them on walks and they're fucking annoying. Cats are smart, dogs should die.

steal miicrowave
place dog in microwave
????
fucked up shit

kidiots seem to have an obsession with microwaves

well since you're too pussy to just talk to the fucking owners, just slip a note into the dog's collar that goes "Please stop letting this dog run around and it gets in my house, it interrupted me while I was cleaning my vagina and I was very traumatized. Also I'd like to meet the man of the house and have him make a women out of me. <3 faggot."

Better yet, close your fucking doors? What's the issue here, it goes in and out of your house? WHOA SHIT IDUNNO WHAT TO DO THERE MAN. IF A DOG CAN GET IN AND OUT OF YOUR HOUSE YOU ARE FUCKED

antifreeze.





Kill without mercy.

its pretty fickin simple to kill a dog:

get an air rifle,then shoot it in the head.

get a binbag, and tie it up in the bin bag n leave it somewhere.

kick it really hard alot of times.

chop its head off.

put it in a bucket of cement n throw it in a river.

feed it meat with alot of amphetamine in.

first I'd say shoot it with an airsoft rifle

if that doesn't work, talk to the owners

if THAT doesnt work, take an RC car, strap some explosives to it and BOOM!

If u dont like things like this, then dont come into fuckin bad ideas

still thy tongue noob.