Anyone ever try this?
http://worcester.craigslist.org/ers/358953887.html
I'm tempted...

What you see isn't always what you get. And alot of the adds are for phone sex, not prostitution.

Saggy ass and no muscle tone?
She should be paying you!.

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How is it saggy?

I don't like her facially and it looked like they're paintings.

Eh.

Well it's just not firm and taught.
Admittedly she's pretty, or whoever that is in the picture is pretty, but I'd rather have a fat bitch who does some excersize than a skinny cow who does no excersize and simply starves into that size 0 dress.

Or does that make me old fashioned?

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I'm with you on that, I guess we're both old-fashioned.

True.

I don't like her face. Not thought much on the body really. Bleh.

I'd rather exercise instead of starve myself. I like food and it makes me feel better when I've walked far or whatever.

Hmmm, $250 an hour...do you have to use up the entire hour all in one session, or can you break it up into smaller segments?

And would she charge you for her travel expenses on top of that?

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Of say, for a person of your stamina, about 3 minutes?

And you'd know, yeah?

That's such a lovely fap image.

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ewww! what a mingerrrr

Yoyo, you know I last longer than that, don't you?

back in my...cocaine selling days. ill admit. i slept with a few escorts.

1.) an hour means that....she gets their at 3..the lastest shell leave is 4. no u cant cal lher for 5 minute sessions over the period of the next year haaha.
2.) if your gona buy one, try to get the "half hour rate" since 9/10 times after u bust they leave anyways (and who actually wants to hang out with a hooker neways?)
3.) that picture looks to good to be true, im sure its a real service...and a blonde girl will show up if u ask for one...but it wont be her.
4.) when you call these places the key word is to resuqest young. if u say blonde...and the only blonde on call is 43 years old..ur not gona getthe 20 year old brunnete..since u asked for the blonde. duh.
5.) always wear a rubber even if its just oral
6.) if they want to discuss money or sex acts over the phone it is a police sting. they will think the same if u try to discuss money or services over the phone. however it is ok to say "so how much would a one hour session set me back" or somethng along those lines.

I wouldnt fuck that if you paid me. She looks like a real hoo-uh.

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/359394590.html
id fuck her

lol..

who the hell would pay $250 to have sex with some whore? I might pay $250 to beat the shit out of and rape paris hilton, but women like that are a dime a dozen

Give it a try and tell us about it.

Enjoy your AIDS.

Most craigslist ads are fake.

Get a girlfriend maybe? Alot easier to get laid on a regular basis for almost no cost to you. You may have to buy her something, but in my situation, that's not the case. We just have to go somewhere. I love it.

Who would go to an escort? You can usually get a crack whore or junkie to suck you for 15 - 20$